>Supposed to see It with my friends tonight
>Get excited
>Not enough seats for me to go with them, disappointed
>Start making plans with a cutie, excited
>No parties to go to, plans are cancelled, disappointed
>Try to go to a frat party at my college with a friend, excited
>He cancels so he can hang out with his gf, sad.
sometimes i wish i never made friends at all
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Fuck off normie. I have never even been to the movie with a group of friends, and I most certainly have no qt to ask. Just get out of r9k normal fag trash
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>>39613379
I still don't get how someone is supposed to make friends. I was the only "weird" guy like that at my highschool, and even the nerdy guys who played dota socialized with just about everyone.
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>>39613562
just bee urslef :~)
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>"What's up, VIRGIN?"
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women are such a fucking meme
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>>39613300
>You disgusting fucking whore, put a fucking shirt on. Nobody cares if you're asking for it because nobody wants to get whatever disease is hiding in your fucked up tits.
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>>39613300
Go kill yourselves pronto
This was the first thing that popped into my head
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NAME SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT YO MAMMA FINDING
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>>39613282
the cum goblin
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>>39613282
I'm gonna go with "dead negroes hanging from my closet" steve
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The cumundrum.
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A poem for /r9k/
ten black crows in flight;
call it murder
ten black cocks in white;
call it cultural enrichment
ten black cocks in flight,
ten black cocks in my wife --
hoist high the english flag!
hoist high the union jack!
hoist it high and paint it black
remove thy crown oh false nobility
then bend over and spread 'em wide lest the world should see your bigotry!
the rightful kaing shall take his place
of dominion over all ye of inferior race
oh hoist high the english flag!
throbbing ebony shaft holds throbbing ebony head
sobbing ivory man locked in his little wooden shed
sobbing ivory man locked in little wooden hut
whilst a superior ebony phallus penetrates his ivory wife's grut
oh hoist high the union jack
hoist it high and paint it black
a thousand little clitties pound their cages in vain
for in his rightful place shall the kaing remain!
solitary island floats amidst sea of ebony
ten black cocks in flight
sunset fades to black
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>>39613242
seek medical help desu
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>>39613258
the only cure my insanity is a big black cock
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That's pretty good anon good job I'd let you kiss my brown cock.
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>see a nigger
>kel-tec starts ovulating
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>>39613198
lmao i had to google kel tec but i laughed before i did becausei thought it said tec 9
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>>39613198
Can't slim slam the Zim Zam!
Can't simmer the Zimmer.
Haven't seen any mention of this guy in a quite a while now.
Thanks, OP.
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2013 wants their subject matter back
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Do women care about acne scars? Just finished Accutane and I don't have anymore acne just a bunch of scars..am I destined to be a lonely faggot for the rest of my life?
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I have a fair amount on my right cheek and it hasn't stopped me from getting girls.
My anxiety has stopped me from getting girls.
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Depends on the girl.
Orginaru desu.
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>>39613186
You'll be fine anon. Lots of guys with acne scars get cute gfs. It's probably a Stacy repellent so if you do get a girl she'll probably love you for you and won't ever cuck you.
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Doctor just gave me some antidepressents. I am not an idiot and I know this shit will turn me into a mindless zombie. However, I have some hope and one main goal for the future and am not to sure if I want to turn into a zombie.
So I ask you /r9k/ I ask you, should I take the antidepressents and turn into a zombie or try to cure myself and become a better man?
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>>39613094
>doesn't even say what the antidepressants are
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CBT has been shown to be as effective as anti-depressants in research.
Try all your options before you drug yourself up.
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>>39613094
Depends which ones anon. Some anti-depressants work well and some basically turn you into a slave, wishing each day for the end to come. Luckily I take some called Fluvoxamine and whilst sometimes I am a lil 'zombie-ish' it has little impediment on my life and I actually managed to get my first gf on them (I had really bad social anxiety and depression). Best of luck anon, it's a shitty world.
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Open Mic Radio - LIVE right now [politics and current affairs]
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2) Say your piece
3) Hang up
Note: If you go on too long or if we can't hear you properly, I may cut you off. Other than that, no editorial or censorship from me.
Taking calls for the next two hours.
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Live calls right now
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Talking about life, join a few of us.
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>>39613044
The Youtube links aren't working
*random text message from a girl you know*
> Hey Anon, do you think this dress looks cute on me ?
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>>39612992
I think *I* would look cute on you ;)
>get blocked for sending an unwanted sexual text
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I think it would look cuter in a crumpled heap near my bed.
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why are you asking me?
also who are you I don't know any girls
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Hurricane Irma approaching Florida 2017-09-09 12:04:25 Post No.39612981
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Hurricane Irma approaching Florida
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Any fellow anons out here in FL? Im from Jacksonville, so im not even gonna evacuate, just gonna ride it out.
Irma is getting me out of work and school so ill have plenty of time to do drugs and play vidya this weekend, what are you bros doing for the hurricane?
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>>39612981
561 here, looking forward to it. especially looking forward to the week off when there's no power.
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About 20 minutes from Tampa, and I'll be working. Probably safer there than at home.
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>>39612981
Orlando here, I haven't even boarded up any windows
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>don't be so insecure anon
>here take the camera and let me pose next to him
>my girlfriends will love this
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>>39612936
Thats kinda ridiculous she even did such a thing
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That's kind of hot
Is that a real elephant though it looks almost like a big plastic fake
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Did she really have to press her face up against it?
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>"whats wrong little brother, why do you keep staring at my feet? Are you into that or something? It's okay I understand, you're a virgin and can't help yourself, you can touch them if it makes you feel better
Do you accept the offer?
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>>39612899
of course why not as long as i get to wash my hands after desu
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Why the fuck is my whore sister naked in front of me?
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>>39612923
Liberal household
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ITT: music you're listening to while drunk af 2017-09-08 11:58:29 Post No.39612885
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ITT: music you're listening to while drunk af
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GvgyehiS4
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>>39612885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4h50qAXpd4
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This ^_^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_VoXpFVIJ4
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>>39612974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_VoXpFVIJ4
I'm at le casino
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>>39612861
Put $20 on black.
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>>39613029
Second this. $20 on BLACKED never fails
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>>39613029
If you play just the outside on a roulette table then i hate your fucking guts.
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Daily reminder that this is your competition on Tinder.
May as well give up now lads
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I just feel so inadequate.
Anybody who settles with me would only resent me.
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Chad pls, save some for the rest of us ;'-/
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>>39613009
this made me laugh both hysterically and uncomfortably