You will ask nicely and address me as sir
Do me a favor, sir. Thanks in advance!
Thanks for the job ure doing here, sir. could you please help me out with this one?
Please sir reveal her, god reveal her
hey, sir! Could you get her panties off?
Hello, sir! im making a collection of my exes nudes i did not save. reveal her, please.
Please sir, can you nude her ? Thanks you sir
That is some very nice work sir. If you have any time for one of these I would be forever greatful, thank you :)
And lastly this, I hope one of these could work, thank you sir :)
yeah, this seems totally legit...
oh wait, I know how to reverse search an image.
How are you faggots falling for this?
Pretty sure OP did this just to show you how pathetic y'all are and that you'll literally beg a complete stranger for this shit.
Appropriately, the most desperate guy in the history of /r/ made an appearance here, too, as if to prove my point hahahah.
Can you shop her sir she is my ex girlfriend lost all of my nudes of her please?
Why hello God! Always wondered if you were real...apparently so ;) please?
The Lord created her so perfectly, she should be without bra or clothing to cover truly a masterpiece of divine creation.
Sir, I humbly request that you use your talents on this blonde beauty. I have plenty more of her if you should desire more sir.
If you are referring to her sir, I assure you that she is in fact 19, which is legal.
Forgive me Sir, I admit my fault for not calling you by a proper title. I did read it, but forgot. My apologies good sir.
Could you please help me out with this lovely creature? Many thanks.
You are a scholar and a gentleman can you work with this please. Put the head on a bidy that fits
Give it up anons. The faker has been outed. The chances that any of you get a decent shop are close to zero. (They are ACTUALLY zero save for the possibility that some OTHER shopper takes pity on this thread.
Apparently so. I was tipped off by this 7 minute shop. Seemed a little too good for 7 minutes... Turns out it was. Fuck.
Good job! Almost makes you wonder what he gains out of this...
whichever pic is easier. Black asian from new york ! shes lesbian would have loved to smash
Just goes to show you the type of degenerates that make up 90% of /r/ threads.
You were calling this guy "sir" and "God" and looked like fucking idiots in the process.
As far as I'm concerned, y'all got what you deserve for not reading or checking up on shit (as usual).
Be mad at OP all you want, but you're the fucking retards that fell for his shit
KEK. He IS the most desperate person in the history of /r/. I'm on here shopping pretty much every day that I can and this guy just spams the same bitches here EVERY SINGLE DAY in EVERY SHOP THREAD. Seriously, go on fgts or one of the other archives and reverse search his images. It'll make your head hurt. I really do hope OP is mining IP's just to get this guy the fuck off 4chan
>address me as sir
1. You suck at this. True enough, the quality of photoshoppers on /r sucks dick these days, but you are only slightly above average even as compared to them. Hence, your request to be addressed as "sir" is only for dumbasses who don't know better or little faggots that infect this board.
2. Back in the day when serious professional photoshoppers like Master Shooper and his ilk used to frequent these boards, he'd pump out super high rez perfect work and do it in a minute or two. He'd fill hundreds of requests in a couple hours. No joke. You aren't fit to even watch over his shoulder, let alone calling yourself "sir". You're a joke.
3. Your example of your high quality work sucks. You put her fucking vagina in the wrong place you lousy cut and paste faggot. Her vagina should be MUCH lower and further to her left (our right). You can't even get that right. You also clearly do not understand light and shadow at all. Go spend a coupla thousand hours learning light and shadow and while you're at it, realize that only pleb level shoppers use the clone tool and btw, you use it badly on top of it. Your same background waves and breakwater don't even line up correctly.
You're a fucking joke faggot.
I just love how butthurt all these faggots are getting that their work isn't getting done when I called this TWO HOURS AGO.
Buncha fucking retards
umm, read closely
pretty sure that's what he meant
he was pointing out that anyone who holds himself out like a god of ps but posts a shit pic clearly is a fraud
pretty sure as well that your inability to read, let alone read between the lines, makes you the idiot and ironically you call others idiot
enjoy your idiocy
Whatever you say samefag. Way to try and tell off OP by taking a shot at his shopping skills WHEN HE HASN'T EVEN SHOPPED ONE THING FOR YOU GUYS.
I'm sure you really taught him a lesson
umm, you're the samefag whose been samefagging throughout the thread
I posted once here >>14124250
I also can read
>You suck at this (trolling).
>goes on to explain he sucks so bad at trolling that the bad shops he posts of someone else's crappy shopping don't even qualify as god tier
again, clearly you are the idiot for calling others idiot and especially when they were right and you just can't read
point: all you have to do is look at the pic in the first post to realize op is a fraud as no god tier shopper would post that let alone want to be called sir if even the oldfag serious shoppers wouldn't do that
get a clue
Whatever you need to tell yourself, kid. You can keep samefagging and patting yourself on the back if you want.
You're providing an otherwise dead thread with some decent entertainment
Well, there goes that theory.
Sorry it's so hard to believe that more than one person finds you unbearable
are ya kidding me? He's so fucking edgy. Look at the way he burned the guy who tricked all of the people in this thread.
Oh wait, he didn't.
Oh wait, he made himself look like an absolute jackass and has been digging the hole deeper ever since...
Yeah, he's a cretin. Carry on