/o/ needs new janitors. preferably people who have automotive

>>436985
Oh hey man, looks like we just made two threads at the same time.

>>436999
Deleted mine btw.

>shitposter is now posting literal gay porn

>most of the board is now gay porn

>>437014
its the FWD people to be honest

>>437018
no, it's people like you who don't know jack shit about anything automotive and turn every thread into a /v/ tier "fwd vs rwd" type thread

I'll gladly fucking do it >for free.

I'm on /o/ most of the day while I work, I would've had this shit under control by now.

>>437023
>>437022
its the FWD people
/o/ should require a picture of their car in order to post
if its fwd its a big no

>>437029
Behold! The cancer killing /o/, everyone.

>>437032
I hope you and I can both be janitors at least. I'm at community college so homework is almost nonexistent, if I'm not working on the weekends or in class or at /tg/ club I'd love to be able to stop the shitposting as well. What little moderation we have doesn't seem to know jack shit about cars.

>>436985
The real shitposters who dominate /o/ is Alphonse and Corey. They know each other IRL. Check out the >>>/o/hg . For some reason Alphonse opened up and started talking about him and Corey.

>>437192
Holy shit what the fuck.

>>437218
Conspiracy

>>437192
After reading some of that, would it not be possible to range ban the university?

Figured out how to filter that shit from the catalog.

Just filter
>On Sunday*

Bam! 32 threads hidden.

Second day of this shit though, needs to end. Seriously. Enough.

>>436985
i think the best idea would be to instaban any post that contains the words "aplhonse" or corey"


>>437192
just mentioning those guys automatically makes you one of the shitposters i wouldnt be surprised if you were the one posting that shit

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>>437988
When you post the On Sunday... pasta, a screamer should pop up blowing out your speakers and you should be permabanned in the process.

Yeah is pretty ridiculous

>>438001

this

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>>437192

MODS GET ON THIS SHIT THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
AT THIS RATE THEY'LL BE DOING IT EVERY NIGHT

>>438089
I wouldn't be surprised if they turned out to be mods and they're just fucking with us.

>>438114
Of course they are. How do you think they're able to post so many threads so fast?

In about 30 minutes only 5 Twingo threads could be made. You do the math.

>>438115
They're probably monitoring this thread right now, laughing at how long it took most of us to realize that they're mods.

And the worst part is that we can't do shit about it, you'll most likely get banned if you call them out.

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Yay it's over

>>438104
So Alphonse is autistic right? That's the only thing that could explain his dedication.

>>438122
I'm the spongepepe guy. It was a genuine question.

>>438122
>can't compete

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>>438122
>he's found /qa/

Alphonse and Corey are mods, it all makes sense if you think about it:
>never get banned
>spend large amount of time on 4chan moderating/shitposting
>can post multiple threads quickly
>conviently all alphonse/corey threads get deleted when they they've finished shitposting

They do it for fun because what else would the fuck you do if your entire life revolves moderating a chinese imageposting site. But /o/ needs new mods anyway

>>438130
>posting penis track
>can't compete

>>438135
>>438135
>>438135
K

>>438131
They're janitors. They have no banning power. They do it for free.

>>438135
>can't compete

>>438131
How would you fix /o/, anons?

>Forced names and trips
I know it's a step away from being completely anonymous, but it would make for easy filtering of shitposters.
>Forced ID like /soc/ or whatever
Prevents people blatantly samefagging with multiple trips
>throw the old mods out
needless to say why
>new mods that actually care about the board
They would need to be available for large chunks of the day, of course.
>new janitors
People who can't be on as often, but would still like to help contain shitposting.

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>>438138
>they do it for free

>>438138
Janitors can't delete posts. They clearly can.

>>438140
>can't
>compete
Pick both.

>>437007
>>437014
i'm interested in knowing how many gay porn pics Alphonse has

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>>438149
>btfo his own threads

>>438149
please respond >>438126

>>436985

Can you give an example of a car related shitpost?

>>438157
"FF can't compete"

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>>438158

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>>438158
Are you on the spectrum?

>>438157
>FF can't compete
>can FF work on the wangan
>no good cars in miami
>GM SIMPLY CANNOT COMPETE
>lol assmad toyocuck
>Type R fastestlaps spam
>Type R WTCC spam
>initial d cuck meme images
>various toyota vs honda fastestlaps
>GTR vs Corvette motor trend
EFF EFFU
>no good cars in miami
"lel americans" in general, anything related to golden meme face spam
>laughingwhores.jpg FF threads, usually several at a time
>tfw trucks aren't sports cars
>FORD SHILLS GUYS ITS ALL FORD SHILLS NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY ACTUALLY LIKE FORD SHIT
>lel fr kiddies ur all boyracerz

>>438162
you should specify gay or autistic spectrum

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>>438164
I only go to /o/ for the funposting. It hasn't been car related for years

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>>438164
Oh and of course manual vs automatic. I'm sure I've missed plenty too.

Also this is an example of a fastestlaps image. Any post unironically containing something like this is a shitpost.

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>>438166
I love modern car design threads.

>>438167
I don't see the shitposting in that. Is that not just stating a fact?

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>>438171
Modern car design threads are fun.

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>>438171

>>438173
The shitposters use it to shitpost, that's the thing. If a thread looks like it came from /v/ but has cars in it, it's a shitpost thread, often full of golden meme faces, anime faces, and liberal use of the word "cuck". Besides, racing is 80% driver, not that the vast majority of /o/ races any way, and certainly not with new cars in factory spec.

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I also enjoy Frosty. His shitposting style is so rigid that I've recognized him on other boards when he was anon

>>438179
I actually miss Frosty. He was an asshat, but did he really shitpost if you think about it? He was just an asshat. He genuinely believed what he was saying.

>>438164

It's always interesting of dynamic every boards memes and shitposts are.

Though most of those are just variations of /v/ memes.

>>438173
Nah m8 they post images like that to bait people into arguing with each other and to shit threads up with. They usually post it with something like:
>FR simply cant compete KEK!
Its pretty amazing how low hanging the bait is and people fall for it every single time and respond

>>438189
To be honest I think 99% of the responses are just fellow shitposters moving the thread along.

>>438188
Pretty sure the shitposters are /v/ or /b/ spillover, so that makes sense.

>>438192

Multi-board posting isn't that uncommon.

Strange enough /v/ has the highest amount of board loyal users who never step foot outside of it compared to other boards.

Low traffic board users are more likely to move around because of the slower post rate.

But yes, it is very likely that people from /v/ brought gold face to /o/ because console war shitposting is applicable to any highly competitive brandname saturated market.

Cars are pretty much interchangable with consoles. You invest into them, and brand names are fixated upon.

>>438193
Honestly there isn't a ton of brand name shitpost wars. Chevy vs Ford is mostly a facebook thing done by brotruck faggots.

Golden meme faces are usually associated with underageb& australian knob jockies going on about american drivers or american import laws.

>>438193
except most people on /o/ aren't that psychologically wedded to a car which is why it's annoying.
I couldn't give a shit about the GTR or the Z06 so it's even more annoying that threads or now the entire board get derailed shitposting over something that doesn't even matter to me.
I'm annoyed that any discussion gets killed and it's all shitposting and meems

>>438201
This, even a few months ago we were able to go 50 posts without a thread being taken over by shitposters instead of like 5.

>>438193
It's not cars or even brands, it's drivetrain layouts nowadays. Same shit, different subject.

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>the shitposting has gotten so bad it's leaked onto another board where anons were asking for help with the initial shitposting

It's like pottery

>>438205
THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>>438202
Not really.
GT86 threads were the exact same in 2014.
Cancer started in 2010 and just multiplied.
Corey and Alphonse just are just more aggressive and prolific.

>>438209
Even in 2014 or earlier 2015 GTR vs Corvette, BRZ, etc were mostly contained to their own threads. were they not?

>>438211
mostly yes.

>>437988
>I'm the bad guy
Nigga I'm the coordinator and maker of the /hg/ collage. I was asking Alphonse questions to contain him from shitposting via distraction.

>>438222
Is is true that most of the collage is Corey posting pics from Craigslist?

>>438235
probably, one of the reasons I've kinda thought it was a waste of time and tease collagefag.
Was a neat idea though.

>>438236
Wouldn't bread on hood or a timestamp work for verification?
>inb4 corey starts putting bread on random hondas

>>436985
/o/ needs users with automotive knowledge first.

>>437935
You could also call the uni and tell them that soem shitheads are abusing the net to post ona child porn sharing website called 4chan.
If you are lucky they get completely blocked by their uni.

>>438115
>How do you think they're able to post so many threads so fast?
Resetting your router or even easier just using your handy proxy called phone.
Seriously why would you still allow mobile IPs on anything but /b/ still.

>>438193
>Strange enough /v/ has the highest amount of board loyal users who never step foot outside of it compared to other boards.
Because people are not joking when they say /v/ is the new /b/. People have that as their first and only board for years which explains why all the kids want to dicuss every fucking topic except videogames with their /v/ros.
I see goldenface on way too many unrelated boards, it needs a ban before it gets pepe status or even goes into mainstream once again.

another day another shitpost flood arrives

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Seems like we will have this shit every day now.
No mods on /o/.

RIP /o/

It's out of control. I'll gladly do it for free if /o/ is cleansed of shitposting.

>>438965

slowly it really seems like those two faggots and the current mods of /o/ are friends.

>>438969
I'm willing to bet Alphonse or Corey is a mod, maybe even both of them.

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>>438980
Yep, makes sense, especially since reporting does literally nothing.

Might get interesting if /b/ found out that /o/ pretty much has no functioning moderation.

>>438985
Oh they can moderate, they banned me for creating a little Viper bait thread as well as FWD coreyposting.

>>438988
well, makes it even more obvious that they're either both mods or the /o/ mods and those two suck each other's cocks daily

>>438990
Update: the thread complaining about the shitstorm has just been deleted. Meanwhile none of the shitpost threads have been deleted.

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>>438991
Just noticed it to. Well, this tells everything.

What a shame.
Not saying everything was perfectly fine under Moot but this shit would have been sorted out in a OK way under him to be honest.

>>438993
He's just posted that he got bored. Time to watch all the spam miraculously disappear, and have the board reduced to 6 pages again.

>>438994
it was 7 pages today lel

>>438998
Yeah, he got bored faster than usual. The same shit's gonna happen tomorrow, and so on, and so on...

>>439002
signed up to pistonheads instead

>>439014
Why you arent bammed from all boards?
What the fuck mods.

Just leave. There are enough places on the internet to mindlessly discuss cars that there's no need to cling to somewhere that can't deal with two cretins posting from a uni room (if that is, indeed, the source of the issue). We should expect better moderation than this, and if this site can't provide it we should just go somewhere that can.

>b-but muh board specific culture
Are Twingo generals, speculating about Frosty and occasionally remembering one or two amusing threads in this place's history really that important to you?

>b-but then Corey and Alphonse win
Win what? A slightly less populous board to spam? Why do you care? And why are we even the ones "fighting" them? I come here to talk about cars, not to police board content.

The people responsible for the site should anticipate this stuff and have systems in place to deal with it. IT is their fault for not providing them, so it would be wise to go somewhere that does. This is not a difficult conclusion to draw.

>>439025
I don't even browse /o/ that often but your existence is a waste of server space.
Enjoy your rangeban mijo.
Ps: i drive a pigfat 350z, what are you gonna say next?

>>439034
> feeding trolls

Yeah, you /o/ as fuck..

>>438247
I hadn't thought about that when I first started the collage. The /hg/ was a nice haven with little to no shit posting.

>>439150
Make a new one, a ton of people on the current one hardly if ever post in it, another issue I have with it.
Aaaaaaand, it's an extra excuse to order them by model/year.

>>439158
Hmmm how would I go about confirming it? I was also thinking like any angle as long as you have an /hg/ stamp. And each slot on the new collage could be 2"x2" or something. I'll do it after we reach v100 lol.

>>439164
>Hmmm how would I go about confirming it?
No idea, I guess bread on hood works? Key's through bread on hood? Baked beans, and rice on hood?
I like the idea of a bag of rice somewhere on it

>>439165
A piece of bread with /o/ written on it.

>>439165
>/hg/ stamp, bread/crackers on hood, or rice sack by car
>must post model and year with entry to avoid misplaced Hondas
>any size
>????
>bottom bordered with dead Hondas from 1.0 collage
>profit

>>439165
If there are no more new entries for the current collage I'll start the new one. And I would like to call dibs for new thread op so the op image is the final version of the 1.0 /hg/ collage. Then the next thread will have the new collage as OP or be in the thread.

>>439178
I stopped OP'ing last year, I didn't have the spare time to keep one up constantly.
I'd suggest making a thread when the old one is nearing the bump limit, instead of after.

>>438164
Oh yeah, anything related to LS swap RX7s, valvetrain shitposting, and the 787b Lemans victory

seems like those faggots are slowly revving their faggot balls up again

>oh my god
>even the faggot tripfags from /o/ came in here
The only tripfag that should be allowed on /o/ was the VIN guy.

Also, I tried to apply for janny in /o/.
Refused.

>>439670
Bizarre. Going by the quality of /o/ over the last few years, I'm pretty sure /o/ doesn't even have a janitor.

>>439705
You know the board is in really bad shape when the best threads on it are /ovg/ and the one with the aussies.
And I mean, Australia is the ultimate shitposting land.

Fucking watchfags. I'm almost willing to bet this is alphonse and corey as well, watch threads only show up when they're around.

>>439734
And "what is engine braking" too. Third thread I've seen on that in the last few days, all of them phrased about the same.

Also "I have an 06 Accord and I want to change springs", there's 4 of those threads up right now.

>>438249
>>438249
>>438249

Now one of them is just spamming song lyrics. Of course no actual moderation is taking place.

>>439837
Better than "on sunday", still annoying though.

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>decide to check /qa/ because I haven't in a while
>see this thread
>go back to /o/
>thread spam

notto disu shitto agen

Looks like they're trying to force the Accord Coupe into meme status.

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>these have been up for hours

>>440229
Well, at least the Del Sol topic had some good posts, he kinda fucked that one up, there's nothing wrong with the Civic Chassis, or arguable with the style of the Del Sol. Really the downsides are: FF (If this trigger's you), 2 seater (If you like space) and it destroying the legacy the CRX had attempted to create.

Also I don't trust you moose. I've been on /o/ for years and you seemed to just appear the last few days during the drama... False flag Alfie? You also seem to do the most complaining about it, the rest of the oldfags on /o/ just ignore it and either stay away for a day or stick to innocuous threads that newfags tend to avoid.

What do you drive?

>>440229
It could also just be some newfag buying a car and getting hype for it. Tons of people do it, just look at the influx of Prelude posts because it was sleeper meme status and people started getting interested.

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>>440278
I've been anon for like a year and a half. Was briefly another trip when I was completely autistic about stance. The only reason I had the del sol one up is because it's definitely Corey. He's posted that exact image with "i love you cahsssis" or whatever clusterfuck of mispelling several times before.

>>440285
Hmm, must stick to the Ford/Foxbody/truck threads, never seen either car.
I'm willing to concede that it's him, but it also faired pretty good as a topic.
I do remember the cahssssis posts and wondered wtf was going on.

Bumping for awareness, although things have calmed down recently. I'm worried about this weekend, though.

>>442049
incorrect

>>442242
The drivetrain shitposters are already starting on a smaller scale again., incorrect my ass.

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Proceeding to dump examples of painfully obvious cancer that even the most oblivious mod should be able to figure out.

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>>442312
It would be great if captcha would work.

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>>442337
Get your shit together, phone.

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>>442343

>>438179
Oh god, this faggot. I remember when he got arrested.
What is the latest with this fag, how many years is he I jail for?

>>442529
We're 90% sure he snitched no matter how blatantly he denies it, because he's out.

>>442531
ahahaha holy shit
Yeah, he gave them some bigger fish in the supply chain.

>be me
>blog incoming
>go to /o/
>click on a thread
>people are discussing RWD vs. FWD
>they are actually using nice arguments instead of calling eachother poor plebs and using memes
>they actually know what they are talking about

>it was /ovg/

>board is called auto
>/o/
>it's not /fwd/ or /rwd/ or /honda/ or /stick/ or /auto/ or /miata/ or /ls2swap/ or /gtr/ or /vette/

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>>442947
>it was /ovg/

lol nice, guess I'll have to check it out more often.
I think the reason that it's like that is because you have real results based on lap times. It's bench racing in a sense but what is said can be tested easily and almost instantly because you don't have to physically go out to a racetrack.

>>443019
Not just that, but they are really committed to improve themselves as sim racers and - as the outsider I am - they are very technical and serious about their hobby.

The rest of the board, in the other hand, made me go to reddit to talk about cars.

>>443037
why did you go to reddit

>>437029
Then how would you post since you clearly have no car at all?

>>443306
He owns a BB1 Prelude sadly. Probably faster than your car.

>>443308
Highly doubt it unless it has some sick mawdz to the engine.

>>443319
But I thought nothing was faster than your mommies camry

>>443379
shut up!!!!!

>>443664
#REKT

>>443379
>>443664
>>443674
This reeks of samefaggotry. Can't prove it or disprove it of course, but it seems awfully suspicious.

>>443757
I think it's time to call in a private investigator

>>443037
>made me go to reddit to talk about cars.
Yeah please stay there and never come back.

I never use /o/ at all, but this Alphonse guy is literally a nutcase. He tries to act all snarky and smart with his posts, but in reality the guy literally has no life at all. Its pathetic for him just to spam /o/ every single day, and sadly no matter how many times you ban him, he'll just reset his router and do it all over again.

Either you need to ban the name Alphonse from /o/, or word filter Alphonse to cuck.

>>443777
I won't, you niggers keep making spam of FWD vs. RWD like it even mattered.
I'm kind of flattered by how you say like "hurr durr I'm superior because I discuss automotive stuff on 4jams" as if /o/ was decent at automotive matters.
>muh sekrit klub with mah hondaz

>>443778
>treating sympthoms, not the causes
And that's why you and half of /qa/ can't achieve anything.

>>443778
The spam thing is his butt-buddy corey, who also shitposts. At least jt was at dirst, I bet they're both in on it now. It's not an every single day thing, but he's usually on in chunks, so for a week or two /o/ will be unuseable.

>>443379
No trim of the BB1 prelude even breaks into the 14s, so definitely no. Around a track though probably because my brakes are garbage.