1) How many files in your main 4chan folder?
2) Share one of your favorites
1. 9,068 (not really).
2. From the original r9k, IIRC.
Anonymous waited. The Apple laptops around him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were hipsters in the cafe. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to /r9k/ were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anonymous was a basement dweller for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Panera Bread and he said to dad "I want to be on the bakery-cafes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE STARED AT BY HIPSTERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Panera Bread of Chicago he knew there were hipsters.
"This is mom" the iPhone crackered. "You must fight the hipsters!"
So Anonymous gotted his egg sandwich and sat next to the wall.
"HE GOING TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT US" said the hipsters
"I will stare at him" said the lead hipster and he sipped the 6 dollar coffees. John posted on 4chan about him and tried to blew him up. But then the Apple laptops fell and they were trapped and not able to post.
"No! I must make a thread about the hipsters" he shouted
The iPhone said "No, Anonymous. You are the hipsters"
And then Anonymous was a faggot.
2.743 files, 3.24 GB. Pic related is still my best
Post the oldest picture you have from here. Don't make up filenames to make the picture look older.