>>414644 Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can ha
>>414719 What the heck did you just say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I'll graduate top of my class in the training academy, and I will have been involved in numerous secret raids to the surface, and I have 300 recipes for spaghetti. I am trained in the culinary arts, and am the top cook in the Royal Army. To me, you're nothing more than just another best friend. I will leap the heck out of this window with grace that has never been seen before in these ruins, mark my words. You think you can get away with not making up to Undyne about that whole "trying to kill you" thing? Think again, buddy. As we speak, I am giving you my phone number, and adding you to my network of friends on the Internet and your wall is being covered in spaghetti recipes, so you better prepare for the feast, friend. The feast that fills that silly thing you humans call a "stomach". You're stuffed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can cook pasta in over 700 ways, and that's just with angel hair. Not only am I extensively trained in Italian cooking(hey Sans, what's Italy?), but I have access to the cookbook of the top warrior in the King's Royal Army, and I will use it to its full extent to bury you under a waterfall of tomato sauce and vegetables. If only you knew what delicious treats your little "friendship" attempt was going to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cleaned your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will cook noodles all over you, and you will drown in it. You're full to bursting, kiddo.
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