Hey /qa/, I have been blasting wet shit out of my ass for about

>>414542
Iced Tea helps harden your crap, but you should just buy some medicine for it.

>>414545
Nah I'm not falling for the "Doctor" or "hospital" scam. There's nothing that can't be fixed the old fashioned way, I don't need some overpayed fuckstick prescribing 30 different pills that cost $5000 each to make my shit solid

>>414542
Blow it on your neighbors lawn

Eat a box of breadcrumbs a day.

>>414542
Tablespoon of salt, tablespoon of suger in a big ass thing of water big enough that you can handle that tablespoon of salt and sugar, then drink the whole thing.

Also, Diarhea for *days straight* is not a good sign of good health, so you may wish to seek a medical professional.

shitbutt

>>414542
What color is it? We're going to need more information than that. Have you been engaging in anal sex?

>>414542
Go get some fucking imodium.

>>415632
No, it's a gray color

>>414542
The spray kind is better for nature

>>414542
toilet paper