ITT: phrases whose uses should result in an insta-ban

>>411234
Who are you quoting?

>>411236
Shitposters from r/4chan

>>411234

To add to this list:

>cuck

>>411234
Posting with "Nameless Fairy" in the name field.

>>411234
>I really, really, really like this image

>>411234
The word "faggot" would probably filter 85% of the userbase but go ahead and add it to the list.

>>411257
Thanks, Lori

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>>411259
>>411257

>>411234
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>411234
>reddit
>tumblr
>vlc
>based
>muh

Wife's son is my least-favourite, because there's already a word for that.

>>411256
This is one of the few oldfag tests that I believe in.

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>>411234
/v/ has a lot of these.
>any permutation of "WE WUZ KINGS"
>any time someone uses the phrase "What are some games/Are there any games"
>"What do Yoshi's eggs smell like"
>"Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep"

Some on /tv/ as well, but /v/ really needs to get its shit together.

>>411544
I see this shit on /mu/ and /int/ too

>>411234

What's wrong with BTFO? I use it on game threads on /sp/ when a someone scores. I don't see it used too often inappropriately but then again I'm not in every thread.

>>411234
hello reddit
>dude lmao i just got done from driving my sonygger nintoddler wife's son from the cinema and she told me she got black and then that it was the wrong sub, what did she mean by this?

what went wrong in op's life?
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>411581
Wow. You're so clever. You posted the things the OP didn't like so that makes you clever.

>>411585
BTFO

>>411234

What I don't understand is why mods are so slow to react to harmful trends.

It took moot months to do something when the first great reddit panic hit (what 2010 or 2011) and all the ironic shitposting it brought spread to all boards. Even when he did act, it was just filtering reddit and he removed the filter in a few weeks anyway.

I mean, fun slightly off topic threads that most users enjoy get deleted on sight but non-stop shit posts go unscathed.

everyone in this thread is a whiny faggot who needs to go outside

they don't need to insta-ban anyone for any phrase just because you're a little bitch

>>411575
On boards like /v/ there's a lot of clickbait type shit or troll posts.
Like if Sony releases a game and critics aren't really fond of it: HOLY FUCK SONY BTFO ON SUICIDE WATCH ITS FUCKING OVER

Could we add, "Reply to this post with "Thank you Mr Whatever" to receive strong bones" junk to the Rule 3, alongside Dubs?

>>411627

Hello /v/