How do you respond when asked if you browse 4chan IRL?

>>406724
Literally no one has ever asked me that.

>>406724
Say "of course". Anyone privy to the internet in 2016 knows that 4chan is worth browsing depending on the subject.

>>406730
This, even if they did I'd probably just pretend I've never heard of it.

>>406724
pretend I don't know what they are talking about, obviously.

>>406724
I reply with "I know what it is". And that's it.

I say "What is it?". Browsing 4chan doesn't make you cool.

"Yes"
*goes back to whatever I was doing*

I've had the same experience when browsing 3rd party archives. (4chan is blocked at college). We knew each-other, but weren't really friends.

>>406833
>>406854
>>406863
>>407046
You care way too much about what people think. Very uncool.

"Yeah I've heard of it haha"
This way you can hear what they have to say while still remaining somewhat aloof. Perfect strategem tbqh family

I would answer that I compulsively shitpost there often more than 15 hours a day and that I've collected over 30 thousand pictures of smug anime girls just for this purpose

>>407358
anyone bringing up 4chan irl is a newfag and newfags are not to be encouraged

'nope'
anyone who talks about chins irl is a newfag

"Sometimes. For memes and stuff."
Lot of people around me are weebs anyway, animation major being what it is.

>>406724
I tell them I love advice dog he's hilarious

>>407358
Funny considering I don't care what you think. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>406724
yes

I evade the question without really answering it. It's worked so far.

Yes, It's like a 9gag for hackers :^)

>>406724
I can't even begin to image a context I would be in that would result in someone possibly asking me that question.

I have a friend that comes here and a few others who exclusively go to reddit

Me and my 4channer bro always talk shit to them about reddit

>>406724

Well, whos asking?

>>408185
Your crush

My workmate introduced me to /b/ a few years ago, I'd been here before but only on the porn boards, I was unaware of the cult status and history of this site at the time, me and my workmate discuss this place and its relevant happenings often to each other, but to no one else, as far as I can tell, no one else at work is even aware of 4chan, we intend to keep it that way.

>>407628
You should tell them that. It's only slightly less autistic than pretending you don't browse a popular website.

>>408687
>popular

Maybe in the USA, but even that's a fucking stretch. It's all pretty relative. Your average internet users doesn't even browse reddit and that's like in one of top 30 sites in the world.

>>408687
>You should tell them that.
no, you shouldn't. weren't you listening?

>>409089
Sekrit club fag.