Why is /a/ so annoying?
Motivation: Things that you find annoying are seen as positive and enjoyable to the majority of /a/ and they are trying to be positive and enjoyable to each other. Likewise, your disdain for /a/'s behaviour and annoyance with their actions and methodology returns positive yields to them, so it is in their best interest to be "annoying" and they do things in their best interest.
Justification: "People like different things, and I like myself. I will join like minded individuals and do the best I can to help those people be the way I think is best for them to be."
Logical Entailment: /a/ is annoying because it annoys you.
Physical cause and effect: People interface with computers to display annoying things on your glowing rectangle.