Bring /b/ a glass of water to his deathbed

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I'm sorry, but this thread has to be made.
It probably won't be dealt with, and more than likely removed, but at least my thoughts can be read by someone else before that.

We need to create a comedy (YLYL) furry, trap, lolicon, and shotacon board for the sake of /b/. The repetitive daily threads are what have fashioned /b/ into a board of porn, with no culture and completely overrun by individuals with undiagnosed autism who never get tired of coming to the board to masturbate to the same thing every day.

Now I understand that from a moderation perspective, the current /b/ is great because it keeps the board tame unlike what it used to be, and that the fear is that by reestablishing true randomness that moderation would become difficult. But surely it can be observed that the culture of the site as a whole has changed, and the disgusting lightining-speed bile that /b/ once spewed will never reappear.

Other suggestions of ways to help /b/ are welcome below. Thank you for reading.