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4chan Board-tan Thread

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Needs more cool tans edition
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Guys, there is a lack of /c/-tan references. I think this is the official outfit.

I liked this request >>362785
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>>372101
Nigga that's fucking EXCELLENT

But getting onto your reference thing, the one you drew is her Winter Ball outfit for /pol/. Pic related is a good example of her normal outfit. The dress is pink.

Not that I'm complaining, you did good.
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>>371681
I don't know why but I want more of these two together.

We Ninja Turtles Meme Surfin' now
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>>371681

[s4s] and /int/ are already mailing their Christmas cards.
they in luuuv or something.
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>>372101
you rock niga
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I like this request >> 365459

Mostly because I want more /d/ art
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>>372997
Uh >>365459
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Meme enrichment drawfriend when :^)
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>>372733
whoah
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>>372280
Oh. What the heck? Who thought it was a good idea to change the outfit just for the Winterball? Anyway, do you want me to change the colors or we make it the new style for /c/-tan or what?

>>372812
Thanks!
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>>373330
Some boards like to have their tans getting dressed up for the ball, [s4s] and /int/ for instance. /pol/ decided to dress /c/ up in a costume which references some northern European party (I think it's in Norway, I'll look it up).

Why not add [s4s]'s Winter Ball outfit in the mix and we could have four different pictures? So all clothes swaps are taken into account? Pic related if necessary.

If you're not up for that, I'd say change the colors for /c/ and call it a day.
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Also the armband she wore is from the Nordic Resistance Movement. Not sure about the rest of the costume, probably WWII related or something.
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Up you damn shit
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Why the fuck is [s4s]-tan's face so cute in that pic
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I'm surprised how many good artists we have willing to draw these characters. I guess people just find them cute.
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>>374389
She's cute everywhere
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loooooooooooooool
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>>374389
What pic?
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>>373234
Soon, I finally understood what the Mehmet thing was. I knew that as "Pajeet my son" for some reason.
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>>374389
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>>374845
[s4s] loves things that cannot into space
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Hey guys!
How ya doin'?
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>>375323
Not bad, /trash/. How's life?
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So, /aco/'s board-tan is still a sore topic for them.

It looks like /trash/-tan is that opossum, though I know very little about her since I haven't dug through the trash yet.

What about /his/-tan? I've seen some kind of marble statue looking guy and also a ghost girl as possible designs.

And has /news/ done anything for a board-tan yet? I really hope it isn't just /pol/-tan in another suit because /pol/-tan is just /new/-tan in a different suit. Now we have both /pol/ and /news/ at the same time, so they can't be the same person.
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>>375648
ghost girl sounds interesting

maybe /news/-tan could be like a news reporter
or, a paper boy?
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>>375668
>ghost
What is this? A /x/-tan pet? The board needs someone serious. Someone like an old man.
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>>375671
yeah, and old man. huge mustache.
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>>375648
/news/ is too dead to get a -tan and the fact that it's a textboard doesn't help
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NEEDS MORE /3/-TAN r8 my chicken scratching
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>>375323
>I told you, she's not a human, she's just a possum!

>>375648
The ghost girl were a couple guys shitposting in the earlier /his/-tan threads. AFAIK, there's very few art for the loli idea, and the old guy seems to be sticking.
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>>375726
>The ghost girl were a couple guys shitposting
Dunno about all that. I drew the ghost ones and just posted them the one time. Some other anon had drawn a ghost and a couple people seemed to like the idea so I drew a few more versions of it.

Not everything posted on 4chan is intended to stir shit up, friend. Even in those threads I was suggesting people stick to the single old man.
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>>373366
Updated version

Well, I guess everything is in order now.

Also, I don't want to do anything related to the Winterball. Okay, not at all. /int/ and [s4s] are just too cute together.

>>373369
Ironically, I looked for '40s clothing to draw the /c/-tan outfit.
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>>376429
Cute af brah
>'40s clothing
Kekked
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>>375648
>So, /aco/'s board-tan is still a sore topic for them.
Because they have too many idea men. It could have been as simple as a girl in short shorts and a tee shirt but no, she has to be a superhero because /co/ made the board or she has to be cowboy/indian because "western" or a wizard creating dicks and pussies in a cauldron because we are /aco/lytes or a blob because we are too arrogant to make up our minds and choose a design.

They might as well let you make a design and stick with that.
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Keksandra is adorable. She is the quintsessential cutie-pie.
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>>377777
fuck you
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>>377778
bad /qa/-tan
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>>377777
I wish I liked the board as much as I like this character. Hell, most boards are kind of shit but their board-tans are cute. It's weird.
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>>375648
Here, have a little.
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>>377777
On a board this slow, getting quints is barely impressive.

Call me when you get a sixt.
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>>377843
I know your board is literally trash, but you could at least not be human garbage and follow the fucking global rules.

>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
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>>377847
I love that weeks later, this guy is still mega salty that /trash/ made an animal -tan.
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>>377847
>being a filthy rulefag
>being mad for WEEKS at a possum
habe you seen my sides pls
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>>377852
>>377862
How do you know he is the same? Are you mods?
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>>377865
>damage controlling with logic
The posting styles are literally the same
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>>377865
Everyone who disagrees with you on 4chan is the same person, don't you know that?
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bonk
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>>377847
>being mad at people for liking a fake possum on a Khmer meterology website for weeks
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can someone draw /s4s/-tan enjoy post modern dank memes while wine sampling in a memes museum
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>>377865
Actually, yes.
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>>377777
check'd
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I posted this on /co/ and it was based on on of the earlier versions of that chart. I didn't add /news/ because I don't think they will get a tan
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>>382823
Here's a better one for [s4s]. It looks cuter.
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>>382823
There are a few here that I'm unsure about.
/fit/ I usually see drawn as he is in this comic
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>>383288
/r9k is actually one of the most incosistently drawn /tans/ I can think of
sometimes he's drawn as a literal robot
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>>383297
Sometimes he's drawn as a person with a top hat.
And other times he's drawn as a robot with a top hat.
Pardon my not finding a better picture of him in a top hat, there was a comic posted some time ago where he died and was heralded as an amazing person which showed him better, but I'm having trouble finding it again.
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/int/-tan best tan
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>>>/s4s/4000000 was fulfilled around 250 posts in
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>>383326
that's pretty good
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>>375687
they can still send links via imgur or some shit though
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>>383306
All of the pages are on the 4chanhouse site for /comic/.
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>>383274
I updated this, using what I found more appropriate, of course. Some board-tans are still unknown for me.
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>>383753
You got /toy/-tan wrong.
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>>383753
>still no /adv/ tan

FFS.
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>>383905
Same design, she's just wearing clothes in the pic used for the composite.
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>>383753
>lit is a female DFW
>mfw
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>>382823
>>383753
Not J/aco/lyn?
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>>384659
Nope. I would rather leave it blank until /aco/ can stop bitching about it.
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>>384710
>>384710
Kek, so never?

You know /aco/ is a mess because its just a combination of other "No so weeabo" boards (/co/, /tg/, somehow /v/, etc) and /d/ fags that got expelled from their native land for some retard mod or something, so naturally we don't get along so well. There is not gonna be a real board culture in a while.
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>>384710
/aco/ was a mistake
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>>384724
wait /aco/ finally has a tan now? A sex cowboy?
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>>385115
No, every tan thread made on the board devolves into arguments and idiotic fighting between factions. The board doesn't even have a cohesive identity, it is pretty safe to ignore it for the next few months.
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>>385199
alright. though >>384724 looks pretty hot.
Eager for whatever they dish out though.
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>>384710
Here's a better /u/.
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>>385199
>idiotic fighting between factions
The factions are literally cowboys vs indians. Everyone else don't care anymore
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>>385207
They've already dished out over 200 pics of many different designs.

J/aco/lyn, /aco/rn, Madame Pe/aco/k, and the /aco/ wizard are the ones who have been drawn the most.

I like J/aco/lyn the best, but saying anything positive about any of the designs on /aco/ triggers at least one asshole and ruins the whole thread.
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>>385693
I like j/aco/lyn altogether, because it has a great uniqueness to it that other tans don't have and she's pretty fucking hot.
I just don't like the idea of a flat out wizard. That's more a /tg/ thing.
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>>384710
Update /c/, pretty sure there is a better /k/ on the shimmie, /o/ changed their tan a while ago, not sure if /r/ is official (i could be wrong), /u/ has a "true tan" or some shit that aren't the twins (apparently they are illusions created by the "real /u/" or some shit like that), /r9k/ didn't blessed their tan yet but they seem to agree on the robot design over the emo looking kid, /adv/ is advice dog (i could be wrong though), pretty sure there is a better /an/ on the shimmie, update /fa/, he has a lot of OC that has been done this year, update /int/, update /mlp/, update /out/ (shit happened this year), /po/ changed their tan already

Those are the changes i recommend
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>>385359
The real problem is that they didn't created tans, but OCs, i dunno, personally i like to picture /aco/ as this western town populated by different characters, and they all together form "/aco/" in a similar fashion to /vp/ or /sp/
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>>385704
>/u/ has a "true tan" or some shit that aren't the twins
The twins are the tan. The other thing is just a creation, I suppose like Vivian James or /co/lette? I don't really know enough about /v/ or /co/ to know for certain, but the twins are the official tan.
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>>385930
Oh, okay them, nevermind
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>>385304
I thought /u/ was the redhead with goggles
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>>385930
Why can't Vivian be the tan anyway? She's a lot cuter than boring angryface guy.
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>>386000
No, or at least officially it's the twins. The red-head is just something that gets drawn when drawfags are lazy or the situation calls for a single character, like in reaction images. But there's never been any discussion about the change, just drawfags drawing her.

>>386034
Dunno, you'd have to ask /v/, I don't really understand that whole situation or who /co/lette is either.
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>>386034
tans are representations of pure board culture, even if their appearances don't really remind you the average user, their personalities summon up everything about the board, a literal meme character who doesn't play vidya, is hypocritical, sexually confused and always angry fits /v/ better than Vivian
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>>386034
Because angryface dude is more related to /v/ users and he have an actual history in the internet.
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>>385304
>>386049
Where did these pics come from?
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>>386168
/u/
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>>386174
Trick question, they came from /hc/.
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>>386174
I went to /u/, I went to their drawthreads, I went into the board-tan thread on /u/, they didn't come from there.

I went into the /u/ archives and ran an image hash search and those pics show up here on /qa/ before they were posted on /u/, which only one of the two has been and was only after it was posted to this thread.
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>>386329
/a/, maybe? A pretty large chunk of them are people who also go to /u/.
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>>382823
RIP /z/ ;-;
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>>384710
/out/ and /mu/ got like a shitton of OC this year, you can update the pics to something new if you want

I don't know about /n/ but I only saw that girl like once
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>/aco/ could not stop fighting over who is the real /aco/-tan and ended up with 400 versions
>/his/-tan discussion died after a week
>/news/ is doomed to not have a -tan due to it being a textboard
>only /trash/ successfully makes a -tan, but she makes people butthurt
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>>386389
>/aco/ could not stop fighting over who is the real /aco/-tan and ended up with 400 versions
Its filled with autists from /co/, don't get me wrong, /co/ is really damn creative when it comes to OCs, but they are dangerously autistic
>only /trash/ successfully makes a -tan, but she makes people butthurt
/trash/-tan is fucking perfect, she fits the board like a glove and has a design that makes her stand out from all the generic moeshit and semen demons
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>>384710
i am going to update this, what boards participated in this year's ball? And by participating i mean really participating, with threads and OC being made and shit, i want to know this so i can know what images to update
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>>386389
If you think /trash/ tan is everyone but bold and brash then mcfuckingkillyourself.
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>>386402
I finally did it, updated some of the tans and changed some other stuff, thoughts?
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>>386402
[s4s] and /int/
/d/ and /mlp/
/c/ and /pol/
/out/ and /mu/

Those are the ones I can recall which had threads. [s4s] and /int/ got a lot, some of it was porn.
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>>386459
/fa/ and /cgl/ also produced a lot of content.. some of if stranger than others.
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>>386464
What was the deal with /fa/ being strapped to /cgl/ upside down?

What did that mean?
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>>386466
Not from either board and didn't watch their threads very carefully past the first couple. I'd imagine it was just based on a joke made in one of the winter ball threads though, probably something about her wearing /fa/ as a coord.
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>>386394
Neo/co/ and /co/mblr anon, learn the difference.
Also most of /co/ hates /aco/ because half of /co/ related waifus are forbidden stuff like furries and lolis.

So yeah /aco/ is a big mistake and we blame the weeabos mods.
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>>386477
>muh neo boards
The stupidest buzzword ever
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>>386478
And like all stupid buzzwords it came from or was made popular by /v/.
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>>386477
>Also most of /co/ hates /aco/ because half of /co/ related waifus are forbidden stuff like furries and lolis.
Most of /co/ don't care enough to hate it. The cartoon fags are too busy circlejerking in their generals and the comic are too busy whining about the newest change in Marvel/DC media.

Only ones complaining are the waifufags in general that just make image dump threads of their waifu and fill drawthreads with lewd/porn request for them. And even then many have stop bitching since /trash/ existed.
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>>386466
http://fashionista.com/2015/10/rick-owens-spring-2016
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>>386452
Why is /z/ still there? Delete it please.
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>>383753
I love that /out/'s tan was canonized as female by /k/, it makes the MGTOW autists so mad.
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>>386034
because vivian was made by redditors who came to /v/ exclusively for gamergate as their stand in in a feminist indie game they funded

vivian is liteally the embodiment of cancer

she's also canonically /v/ tan's daughter, she was never meant to represent /v/
>>386073
also this
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>>386452
Why is /lit/ a girl?
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guise, what if /news/ was ASCI text art of the old /new/sman?
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>>386731
I think he is just a dirty hippie.
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>>386720
>MGTOW

?
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>>386731
>>386452
Yeah, /lit/ never really got a -tan
That is like one only picture that exists
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>>386621
I was thinking, there are some dead boards who already have their own tans, would be that much of a big deal to make a few more squares separated from the others just for them? Boards like /q/, /z/, /l/, /fur/ and old /g/ already have tans even as dead boards and people seem to like them
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>>387073
>>386621
Nothing wrong with appreciating history.
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>>386736
that gave me a giggle
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>>387077
Whatever them, people can use the other one if they don't like it anyway
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How about making a board-tan for /j/ (Drak-moot discovered it). It should represent the janitors
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>>387246
Besides the "he does it for free" there is also Meido
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>>387246
There's this from the guy who draws the She Does It For Free comic
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>>>/wsr/223
That was fast
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>>387294
Guess the crossboard link isn't up.

>>>/wsr/223
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>>387298
AH FOR FUCKS SAKES

Just find it yourself
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>>387300
Found it, here's the link.

>>>/wsr/223
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>>387294
>>387298
>>387323
Cross board linking for new boards isn't enabled until after the first day at the earliest.
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/wsr/ isn't even a day old and there's already porn of it.

http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/6044

Is this a blessing or a curse?
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>>387985
>board isn't even a day old
>Already this much Board-tan content
Board tans were a mistake, also update when?
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>>387985
Why do all of them look like 2hus?
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>>387985
loli sauceror... seems alright
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>>388374
Same reason why so many tans are little girls, weebs
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>>388397
>so many tans are little girls
/c/, /i/, /jp/, /out/, [s4s] and /wsr/.

6 is not many, newfag.
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>>388615
/out/ is a jailbait
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>>386838
Missile, Ground-attack, Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided
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>>386452
Don't know where you got that /k/ image, but it doesn't feel right for /k/ not to be a Willis piece.
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>>388153
>>388659
That rooster is pretty much shit.

>/tg/ is an shonen shota.
>/toy/ is a girl with baseball cap and long brown hair.
>/o/ is an old guy.
>/k/
>/fa/ isn't a queer.

And so on. I guess he's trying to rile people by picking the worst and less accurate -tans so he called on his shit.
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I want to draw something with /int/-tan. Does someone know what is her official outfit (I don't want to make another mistake)?
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>>388982
There's really no official outfit for /int/-tan other than the Iron Cross hair decoration. Out of the ones from the shimmie, I'd say the dress with Polandballs on it and white boots is your best bet.
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>>388659
I am not from /k/ and i was just looking for a newer/better quality image, but if what you say its true them i guess its better to leave it like this
>>388977
>/tg/ is an shonen shota.
>/toy/ is a girl with baseball cap and long brown hair.
That /tg/ wasn't me, pretty sure that is a pokemon trainer alt design made by /vp/, can't speak for /toy/
>/o/ is an old guy.
That was from this year's ball, when /v/ asked /o/ out, they seem to not have enjoyed the anime girl design and went with something else for that occasion
>/fa/ isn't a queer.
/fa/ has a lot of new art but i couldn't find anything that would fit the portrait very well, all of his art is either low quality or very stylized
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>>388982
schoolgirl uniform seems to be the most common, but i don't think it really matters
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>>389181

Please add /wsr/, onii-chan.
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>>389181
We should make a relationship chart for the board-tans.
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>>388984
Damn. Which color do you prefer for the dress?

>>389183
Actually yes, it matters. I am going to choose the dress as her outfit.
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>>389199
I am waiting for her to be listed so i can know exactly where to put her
>>389216
>board tan relationship chart
>half of it is shipping garbage
>the other half is incest
>half of the tans are either brothers, sisters or cousins of each other
How about no?
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>>389224
When i said it doesn't matter i meant you can go with whatever you want, [s4s] did a bunch of comics starring /int/ and she wore a bunch of different outfits the whole time
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>>389225
Exactly.
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>>389233
What the fuck? Why do weebs dream about being niggers?
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>>389224
The Polandball dress is red-orange.
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>>389216
Autism list:
/co/ - /ck/: Married
[s4s] - /int/: Married
/k/ - /an/: Married
/i/ - /ic/: Siblings
/mlp/ - /co/: Siblings
/sp/ - /asp/: Siblings
/cm/ - /y/: Probably siblings
/w/ - /wg/: Probably siblings
/r/ - /wsr/: Probably siblings
/gif/ - /wsg/: Probably siblings
/v/ - /vg/ - /vp/ - /vr/: Siblings
/a/ - /v/: Parents of /jp/ (?)
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>>389267
/out/ is the daughter of /k/ and /an/

/fa/ and /cgl/ are siblings
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>>386073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M
Related.
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Where's my /b/-tan at?
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>>389294
/b/-tan hasn't had a solid, accepted design, but people usually use the green Anonymous guy.

I like this rendition of him though.
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>>389296
This one makes me want to vomit. The green anon is the best
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>>389199
Still just looks like a touhou.
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>>389311
That's because she was literally made with a "Touhou character maker" flash program. It's okay though because they differentiated her design enough that she's not straight up Marisa.
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>>389225
>>half of the tans are either brothers, sisters or cousins of each other

You act like this is a bad thing.
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>>389535
america, please
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>>389298
No. The green anon represents all the 4chan anons. I don't want to be part of /b/. The Guy Fawkes mask and the "knowledge" about Internet memes are the best options for this character.
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>>389660
/b/ gets anon because it was the first board, and in the same way /b/ represents the website as a whole outside, Anon can both represent the board and 4chan as a whole depending of the context
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>>389669
But man. We should to evolve. We can't stay like that forever.
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>>389711
>4chan
>changing
Where do you think you are
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>>389669
>/b/ gets anon because it was the first board.

Not /a/.
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>>389267
/a/ - /v/: Parents of /vp/
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>>389216
Here's an old one I did years ago.
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>>389912
/tg/ and /co/ are bros.
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>>389912
[s4s] and /int/ are married
[s4s] and /mlp/ are related in some way (maybe not by blood)
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>>389296
Absolutely disgusting.
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http://fgts.jp/b/thread/658812093/#658820083
So I found this very very lewd draw request on /b/ which got delivered...
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>>389296
>>389660
i think the green guy became standard cuz the EFG mask got associated with too many ppl who had goofy agendas.
i didn't post at all between 2008 and 2013 and green guy as well as words like "shitposting" and "greentexting" (and many other common things) were totally new to me when i came back.
4chan's changed a lot over the years.
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>>389920
I focused on familial relations and who is consistently fucking whom or who has fucked and gotten offspring.

>>389973
I saw that [s4s] was married to /mlp/. I guess they broke up or [s4s] is a Mormon.
I know /mlp/ and /d/ apparently have a thing going on now.
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>>390222
>222
oh trips

and dubs as "gets" were a new thing too but i like it.
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>>371681
oh and i should have mentioned, board tan's basically sux go away spergs!
>>>/qa/
*checks privs*
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>>390222
/d/ please go
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>>390222
I wonder how many board-tan pics /b/ has produced that have never found their way onto the shimmie.
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>>390229
>>390233
You have to be 18 and over to be on this imageboard
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>>385704
>update /fa/
/fa/ has been the same since forever, he just got a lot of OC this year but his design is the same.
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hey guys, i haven't been in a -tan thread in forever because i got bored of waiting for the ball, which seemed like it was never gonna happen.
how did it go? how did my OTP make out? how much autism was there in the ball in total?
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>>390321
/mu/ and /out/ went pretty well.

Ball was shit because of Malaysia and other assorted faggots shitting on everybody's drawings.
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>>390321
Check the shimmie, there was some good /mu/ and /out/ oc
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>>390291
I was just talking about the portrait, since he got so much OC it wouldn't hurt to bother with updating the image with something from this year, specially if it something more high quality
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>>390349
i think that the portrait is fine as is. that pose and expression tells you a lot about /fa/-tan before you read any comic with him in it.
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>>390332
did malaysiafag really manage to fuck the entire ball up? not just /pol/jp/c/?

>>390336
holy shit i had an audible kek at this, i don't think i saw this back when we were making art to ask /out/. this is gold.
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>>390368
/pol/jp/c/ was going perfectly well. The autist that was Malaysia just had to go around and fuck everything up.

In one of the /pol/ draw threads, he replied to the same post five times criticizing a drawing.
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>>390222
>"Keksandra...it's not going to fit... off, get off!"
>*SHHHHHLUP*
>"FUCK! Oh, fuck!"
>"Wew lad you're a big girl 4u ^:)"
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>>390353
Why is Princess Bubblegum in that picture?
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>>390385
/cgl/ man
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>>390386
Why is /cgl/ Princess Bubblegum?
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>>390388
She's not exactly, she just has pink hair and a tiara. So it's similar
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>>390222
Holy kek
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I am currently updating the tan list with /wsr/, are there any images that don't look like shit where /wsr/'s hat doesn't cover the background so much?
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http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/6056

There aren't many good ones without the giant hat. This chibi could work
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>>391389
Problem is that the hat is placed in a way it covers the background way too much, and i need that space for the "blue board" background thing, unless i edit the image or something
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>>391395
Good luck then desu, all the good ones have a huge hat.
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Done, i had to remake the hat but it worked
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>>391426
And here is the updated alt with /z/ and the other dead boards
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>>391429
For dead boards, you are missing /rs/.
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>>391429
A few other boards include:
/dis/ - Discussion
/sug/ - Suggestions
/ib/ - Oekaki Random
/ip/ - Oekaki Pro (these two merged to become /i/ sometime in mid 2006)
/tl/ - Torrents/Loli (existed on February 20, 2005, removed by September 24, 2005)
/sm/ - Shota/Male

I'm trying to pinpoint when the /i/ predecessors merged. According to a dA post, /ip/ existed on February 22, 2006, and merged by September 29 the same year.
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>>392359
/wsr/ has an old 4chan screenshot thread. I now know that they merged before May 29, 2006.
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>>391429
Why is /fur/ a samurai?
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>>392366
/fur/ is a hunter of furries.

The board was made only so everyone who posted on it for the short time it existed could be banned.
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>>392368
Ah, that makes sense.
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>>392368
I would imagine more a colonial fur trapper. The guys who nearly killed off the sea otter, but some were saved by staying in hiding.
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>>383326
int's milf levels are off the charts
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>>392366
/fur/ is supposed a furry hunter

Backstory created by some autist on /qa/ i like - He is some bigfoot alike legendary creature that was created years ago by moot but disappeared, originally he was just some unlucky bastard wearing a shitty fursuit moot created to bait furries into a single location, the poor guy had to spend his life running away from horny furries who wanted his ass, when the location got nuked, he became homeless and started wandering everywhere, as the years went by he grew stronger and learned how to build traps to trap furries and eat them, at this point he already lost all his sanity and became some untamed beast, who still wanders through all over 4chan, spreading his traps everywhere to get his revenge against the furries

There is also this other story about /k/, /an/ and the kids going for a camp trip in a forest, where during the night, the kids meet /fur/ leading to them getting lost in the woods, a bunch of predator like pursuits and horror, shit's pretty fucked
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>>392359
I was trying to stick with the popular dead boards, but if you can give me the information of what colors these boards are i can make another alt i guess
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>>392466
I can safely assume that /sm/ and /tl/ were NSFW
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>>392359
Its better to not add them, way too many empty spots, and those boards don't stand out too much since they are just alts of other boards, so creating tans of them would be a waste of time
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bonk with cute
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rebonk
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stay up ;_;
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>>396421
who is that with /int/ ?
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>>396424
/pol/ in drag.
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>>396421

Also I won't be drawing much next year. lol I have to get a second job. My drawings are labeled nostrodenom on the shimmie, but I'm hoping to move a few board tans to bigger things if I'm not dead by then.
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>>392465
>There is also this other story about /k/, /an/ and the kids going for a camp trip in a forest, where during the night, the kids meet /fur/ leading to them getting lost in the woods, a bunch of predator like pursuits and horror, shit's pretty fucked
Got a link to it? I'd like to read
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So I want to write up a story board for a comic where the child tans (except /out/ and /wsr/) go into a forest during sunset. Kind of like after they went to that haunted house and /new/man had to rescue them, but they clearly haven't learned.
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http://pastebin.com/n0mQiz5V
here's kind of what it looks like.
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>>389711
/b/ looks like alot of things in the shimmie. The human version of him seems to be this guy >>389296 (the unmasked version is on 4chanhouse's /char/ board) but his origin is the original green anon. Seeing that he is the random board, it's not hard to imagine that he is a shapeshifter.

Also /s4s/ has an antenna under her hat. She was originally a joke board based off SRS from reddit.
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>>397668
>Also /s4s/ has an antenna under her hat. She was originally a joke board based off SRS from reddit.
what?
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>>397669
That's something he made up. The joke is supposed to be that [s4s]'s has the Reddit alien antenna and uses the hat to hide it.

Clearly it's a headcanon since all her hatless pictures have no antenna.
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>>397669
Headcanon. I just thought about it and it made more sense to me. If /fur/ is a human in a fursuit due to backstory rather than being a furry, then /s4s/ is half reddit due to her backstory.

And canonically, black suit /pol/ tan is the /new/ news board redirect. He wasn't originally made on /pol/, which was one of the reasons there was an identity issue with /pol/'s board tan during the 2014 Winterball. Well the redirect disappeared earlier this year (possibly after the /pol/ harbor), but he keeps being drawn despite being the news anons' board tan. There was a fair bit of support for green suit. I don't hate him, he's more representative of current /pol/. Black suit represented the news anons.

Out of all the boards with two tans, /pol/ was concretely justified in having two tans. They literally had two userbases mixed together.
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>>397672
>Clearly it's a headcanon since all her hatless pictures have no antenna.

It makes things alot more interesting. Out of respect for the original artists and people on /s4s/, I didn't draw antenna /s4s/, but I always find it sort of weird that the majority of the /s4s/ artists choose to debase /pol/'s black suit board tan rather than work with the /pol/ userbase. There's usually a mix of people upset with black suit being anything less than serious.
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>>397864
I always liked to imagine /pol/ was a lobotomized /news/ or something, maybe a literal reincarnation, he is still the same guy but he will never be the same
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>>397901
kek. My interpretation leans toward somber/serious since it was my homeboard that got deleted. When the arab spring happened, I think the only place to talk about it was either /int/ or /k/, but most of the news users got banned because we started talking about politics on a weapons board. Then people started getting banned on /int/ for talking about politics even though both boards crossed over all the time. Back then it was literally censorship, but only because I think moot wanted 4chan to become more fun but the news anons were very dramatic and trollish people.

(I think there were some news fags on /v/, but I'm not sure.)

There is no lobotimized news, in my opinion. Since I was browsing both /new/ from 4.c h0. n and /pol/, I just took meta info from user posts and used it as a storyboard. According to 4chanhouse, the original /new/ artist was going to retire the news board tan but someone pointed out the redirect, which was why he drew /new/ tan as /pol/ tan. Around the same time, we also had other anons drawing new /pol/ tans (green suit being one), but the /new/ users wanted to keep black suit. What I'm thinking is /new/ tan hijacked the /pol/ board and hid its board tan away until the /pol/ harbor, when moot invited all the boards to crash /pol/'s place. Haven't decided what happens afterwards.

More headcanon: other boards used to think /i/ was a mean board due to rumors that she was an invasion board. Also /x/ and /p/ used to hang out before /x/ became a paranormal board. /b/ canonically hates all the boards.
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second update
http://pastebin.com/prsZEaBz
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tfw no bumps
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>>3721019
nice reference I used it :^)
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>>400731
eh weird I quoted >>372101
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>>400732
Who are you quoting?
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>>400731
lewd

draw then touching tongues
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>>400787
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>>400731
>>400854
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>>397864
I thought /pol/ was a time lord?
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>>396421
Why is /pol/ in drag?
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>>400731
>>400774
>>400854
Anon pls no, muh dick
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>>400854
NOW DRAW THEM KISSING DEEPLY :^D
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>>401230
It's part of an on going comic.

We don't know why /pol/ is in drag yet.
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>>401208
I just enjoy drawing various depictions. Although I thought /pol/ would be /new/'s kid but that didn't happen with the userbase.

He was also a female during the /pol/ harbor when he turned into a kid. I just put her in an ambiguous jacket with people assuming she was shota. It was why she wanted to get back into her original body in my drawings. She's currently dead now since she was still considered the /new/ redirect after the /pol/ harbor.

The winter balls I never took seriously. The /pol/ users keep bringing back the news tan even though it originally was based on the redirect. /pol/ can pretty much create their own tan at this point.
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DON'T CUM INSIDE ME ANON, IT'S NOT A SAFE DAY! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
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>>402315
*splurge the memes inside*
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>>402315
Isn't that an edit of Miku Maekawa from Idolmaster? Doesn't seem like a very good fit for s4s.
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>>402424
It's a meme you dip
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[s4s] and /c/ is my second favorite pairing
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>>401302
This week I'll draw the last page. I really want to practice drawing fight scenes during the winter ball.
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>>403353
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>>386731
it's a crude drawing of david foster wallace
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>>402448
wtf did you just facking say to me, you lil berch, ill have you know im in the army marine core, 10000 confirm krills, you're nothing more to me than a pile of lard, ill gank you in one hundred ways, you're done kiddo, gg
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>>403397
Never fucking reply to me again unless you`re contributing to the thread.
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>>403411
>Never f*
Stopped reading right there
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>>403454
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>>403411
nigga who the fuck are you
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>>375648
old man + loli is still best.

though we can never agree with the details
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>>382823
>/z/
>bee
>not inmortal king of /z/ Soviet_Russia
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>>403492
I'm your conscience, lord high keeper of the knowledge of right and wrong, counselor in moments of high temptation, and guide along the straight and narrow path
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>>403525
>faggot season.jpg
Cuck season.
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>>403577
I don't wanna hear your fantasies, dude
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>>403508
>old man + loli is still best.
>two tans
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>>403625
not the first to do it
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>>403508
>two characters
Ha ha. No.
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>>403625
/vp/ and /sp/ have two tans, and at this point /aco/ is basically its own old west town filled with OCs
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>>403643
>>403635
There are boards where it makes sense, like /vp/, because the pokemon games give you the choice between male and female avatars, or /sp/ which arose, as I understand it, from the dual nature of "football", a major board subject matter.

A board like /cgl/ or /co/ could probably get away with two tans, because of the significant devide between two subject matters in the same board (cape shit vs cartoons; lolita vs cosplay). But /his/ has no reason for such a divide, the flimsy line of reasoning for the old man and loli is that one is "ancient" history and one is "recent" history, but those two aren't divided or vastly different subject matters.

It's like /a/ wanting two tans because old and recent anime are "different", there's no real split, they both easily fall under a single category.

/aco/ is cant get your shit together, the board. Probably don't want to follow their lead, since their tan design has been a clusterfuck from day 1.
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>>403652
there is a big difference between ancient and recent history though, both in facts and the kind of people who are into them, at least with /his/ it makes sense considering how divided the community can get

As for /aco/, the board is filled with autistic idea guys from /co/, when it comes to making OC they can produce a lot but its hard to find a consensus when everybody wants their shitty waifu to be the focus
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>>403652
I thought that /his/ also wanted the loli to be like
some kind of student of the old guy like she would say something like "Hello everyone, did you know that in 1987 the south won the the revolutionary war?" and then the old man would correct her.
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>>403625
it's a tan and a sidekick
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>>403668
I get that, but that argument could be made about anything.
There's a big difference between old cars and the latest sports car, but that doesn't mean /o/ needs two tans. The same is true of the various types of food on /ck/, etc. "But there are different kinds of x subject" is not a very good reason for multiple character tans. There are a lot of boards with far bigger divides in subject matter (/co/, /cgl/, /v/, /x/) that work fine with a single tan.
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>>403652
>one is "ancient" history and one is "recent" history
Then create a third board-tan, because future history and shit
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>>403361
lol don't tempt me :3~ I don't have his style.
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If this thread isn't dead, i would like to make a request, could anyone try coloring /hr/-tan's image for me? I don't have any programs to do that myself, nothing fancy, just fill the spaces
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>>404429
Here are the two images, one is the one i am asking for and the other is for reference
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/4134&search=hr
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/4197&search=hr
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>>404429
Something like this?

It's sad the lack of images of some board-tans.
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>>404542
Its perfect, thank you
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and here is a small update with a colorful /hr/, i also replaced /p/ since that artist's tans look fucking awful, but this design is also still just a placeholder until /p/ decides what they want
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>>404589
and here is the alt
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keksandra abuse lol
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>>405298
;_;7 poor grill

draw her crying with a black eye and mumbling "s-sorry, anon" and "i'll leave you alone..."
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>>405298
Mean.
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>>406069
woah she's a big girl!
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>>406069
Yuu-senpai is nice.

Where are her shoes? Did somebody steal them? Cold feet are bad :^(
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>>406156
The bullies hid them. :^(
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>>406160
Poor girl, I'm sure she liked those shoes. Maybe Yuu-senpai will give her a free pair of uwabaki to keep.
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>>405298
>"Sir, can you spare me some money?" the little girl asks kindly, holding out her empty hat to the men.
>He scoffs rudely. "Who cares about memes, dumb bitch?" he laughs in her face, slapping the hat out of her hand.
>The man's friend puts out his cigarette and throws it at the wall next to her. "Here you go, dumbass! Suck a fag!" the man snarls.
>Keksandra musters the best smile she can and tries to hide the sadness in her eyes,
>"You gonna cry, little baby?" the first man says, mocking her.
>"Leave her alone! She's just retarded!" his friend laughs uproariously.
>The man spits his cigarette out at Keksandra. The end hits her arm and burns her momentarily, making her jerk slightly.
>"It's okay. You don't have to give me any money," she says, nodding slowly. She watches the men walking away.
>As soon as they round the corner, she slumps on the brick wall. Another day without a single charitable donation.
>She felt so hungry. The last thing she remembers eating was a half-eaten burrito thrown at her by a man a few days earlier.
>Her stomach growls loudly as she thinks. She lifts a weak arm up to her stomach and rubs it, ignoring the pain in her shoulder.
>"Tomorrow," she says to herself. "Tomorrow."
>She touches her black eye carefully. It still hurts. She remembered the man who hit her because she got desperate and followed him, asking for just one penny. It was nearly swollen shut.
>Keksandra grabs a newspaper as it flutters by her and rests her head on her had. She uses the newspaper as a pillow and grips it tightly. The wind begins to pick up and the temperature soon drops close to freezing.
>As she falls asleep, a solitary tear slides down her cheek.
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>>406192
>She gets little sleep and wakes up a few hours after the sun has risen
>Keksandra is shivering, blue, weak, and wet because it rained a bit overnight
>She's still smiling
>But not for long
>As soon as she sits up, she starts to cry
>Nobody was helping her. Nobody treated her with respect. People even hurt her and stole her belongings. She was wasting away and probably not going to make it through the upcoming night.
>"Hey, don't cry, little girl," a woman's voice softly spoke to her.
>Keksandra lifted her head. There was a tall brown-haired woman with a black serafuku and a long black skirt standing above her.
>"What's your name?" she asks her.
>The girl hides her face. "Keksandra," she whispers.
>The woman kneels down and brushes her cheek. "You don't belong out here, Keksandra. Come with me," she smiles.
>She gently helps the girl to her bare feet. Disoriented, Keksandra wobbles and clings to the woman's skirt. Her legs and knees are weak.
>Carefully, the woman helps her down the sidewalk.
>"Thank you..." Keksandra sniffles weakly. "I don't know your name..."
>"It's Yuu," the woman politely responds.
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>>406192
wew kiddo
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>>406192
>>406213
board-tans is literally like my touhou animes
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Hey /aco/lytes, some guy on /co/ suggested this, what do you think?

>>>/co/78828250
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>>406213
>Yuu takes the girl to her apartment.
>The first thing she does is offer Keksandra any food she wants.
>Keksandra eats two sandwiches, some ice cream and a packet of chips
>After the meal, the woman gently leads her to her bedroom and tucks Keksandra into her bed.
>She instantly falls asleep within the soft, warm covers.
>Keksandra wakes up hours later, feeling well-rested and a little stronger
>She still can't walk on her own, but Yuu is there to help her walk.
>Yuu tends to any cuts and bruises she has, and then gives her a warm bath to clean the dirt off of her
>Since Keksandra has only one pair of clothes, Yuu gives her some clothes to keep for herself (surprisingly, they fit relatively well)
>"Yuu?" she says.
>"Yes?"
>"How long can I stay?"
>"Oh, you're not going out there again."
>"Huh?"
>"Why would you ask? You can't go back to the gutter, you won't make it."
>"So I can stay forever?"
>"Exactly. I can be your mom."
>"Th...thank you, Yuu."
>"Call me mom."
>"Okay...mom."
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>>406192
>"Sir, sir, can you spare me some change?"
>Poe turns around, gets down to her level, and replies solemnly,
>"Get a job."
>Confused, the girl replies,"But, but I'm just a kid. Who will hire me?"
>"You need to go to the land of opportunities-
>-China. They have everything you need, everything but safety standards. From now on you will start a new life as Wu-Tang the foreign born seamstress from a village known as Xeing Ow. Here, I have prepared your slave sh- third world cruise ship for immediate deportation. Go forth, brave Chinese warrior of the industrial sewing machine. Only in this land of opportunities will you learn to live again."
>Poe waves her off as she boards her ship that would likely be lost at sea.
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/a/-tan needs a makeover
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>>406238
I think you leave /aco/ to /aco/
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>>406280
>mom
>Not Onee-san or some variation thereof.
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>>406554
Oba-san or Okaa-san could work.
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>>406910
Who's the fine lady on the middle?
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>>406979
/e/
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>>406554
[s4s] hates all the weeaboo shit. Clearly /u/ should talk to [s4s] as a normal person.
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>>407074
>[s4s]
>hate
Hating is #rude, you should say she's just not interested in it.
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>>406344
What kind?
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I swear I saw a comic on the shimmie where /pol/ was left to babysit the child tans and ended up dumping them in a donation bin, then waking up on Christmas day and finding presents which had the children in them. But now it's gone. Was I dreaming shit?
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>>408046
It was there, not sure why it's gone.
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>>408046
it's still there, though i was mildly drunk and misspelled a word. i corrected it on the /comic/ page.
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>>408046
>>408095
It was there, then it was gone, now it's there again.

Based on the post numbers on the shimmie it wasn't deleted, the site must've had a glitch if we all saw it missing the other day though.
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