Gomenasai /qa/, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>29623
>>29623
goodnight, sweet prince
Howdy buckaroos, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>Ken-sama will die in your lifetime
it's not a trap, i am pretty sure!
thanks OP.
>tfw
>>29955
My fucking god, this. Our captcha lord has perished, however.
>>29835
if jesus was a dinosaur, would he be a raptor?
all these years
Sharpie in pooper
Remember, subtle.
>>30387
When's the last time someone put shoe on head
>>28985
>>30511
moot said hed do it again when hes done the q&a
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
>>30557
Man this is fucking surreal; Jessi Slaughter was 5 years ago and ISHYGDDT has been around for 4. I remember so much of this shit and it's just weird, mang. I miss the time back before memes got commercialized and co-opted by clickbait websites (which have really only become prevalent in the past two years or so, but I digress.)
>>29836
Hey worthless children,
My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a competent businessman.
Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden). You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my witch.
>>30726
I stil keep thinking ISHYGDDT was last year, no matter what year it is now
He's so 3rd world my god.
that time when pepe was just that feelsgoodman.jpg
YA RLY
>>30738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOgygABaMac
>>30935
>>30795
Me too, man. Me too...
>>30920
that was the first meme that was ever run into the ground.
retards were spamming it on all the forums circa 2004
Who /f/ here
>>31162
i visited /f/ daily for hentai and miku on monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-gHrEaEAs
I don't actually remember how old the original is. I want to say like five or six years. So not that old. But it's still something I love.
>>30795
Oh yeah, same for me. The fact that it's spawned so many variations and stuck around for this long is absolutely remarkable.
>>31048
I think Cock Mongler is a pretty cool guy, eh mongles cocks and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>31265
It's grinman.
:^)
>>31357
i need to leave this place. i remember all of that junk
>>31206
>>31597
I've been here since 2004 and some of these are new to me.
That is why I can't leave.
I need to see all of it.
ayy lmao
You know, in the end… George Zimmer really was the best.
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE
guys I'll be there in 30 minutes
I just need to repost this because I can't believe I'm the only one that remembers this.
I'm sure more people will lose the game now.
Melting pot of friendship
>>31915
I remember...
IMA FIRING MY LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR THE LULZ
>>31920
GODDAMMIT ANON DON'T YOU GIVE ME THESE FEELS NOW YOU [cans.wav]
>>31987
haven't seen that one in a long time
>>31915
I lost.
>>32146
Wasn't that a "ytmnd fad" and not a "4chan meme"?
From the short while when /x/ was destroyed by Peter.
>>32271
You could probably call it an overall internets meme. Shit went everywhere.
too many memes. i prefer calling them internet fads
>>29623
MY DUBS ARE YOURS M'MOOT
This makes me wish there was a /timemachine/ just for this kind of stuff
>>32749
knowyourmeme helps
>>32845
>knowyourmeme
kill you are self
this was the worst cancer afair
>>29623
>>32845
KnowYourMeme was the website that IIRC replaced the original Encyclopedia Dramatica website. While ED came back later with a new domain, still dislike that website. They did big damage to a lot of content on ED, practically all pics were missing god damnit. And it still isn't 100% fixed on some pages.
>>30811
It still hurts anon
>>32271
Yep.
Conas atá tú , my name is Ken O'Samhna.
I’m a 27 year old American Paddyphile (Ireland fan for you Sassanach). I draw Celtic symbols on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Gaeilge and listening to superior Traditional Irish Music. (Dropkick Murphies, Flogging Molly, Daniel O'Donnell).
I train with my Hurley every day, this superior sport of Hurling is the fastest game on grass, and is vastly superior to any other sport on earth, especially American Football and Apehoop. I bought my Hurl along with some traditional Irish Dirt, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Gaeilge fluently, both Ulster and the Munster dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Irish history and their Brehon Law code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Irish Passport (my grandmom was from Galway, have you heard of her?), I am moving to Dublin to attend the prestigious Trinity College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Master Draughtsman in Guinness Brewery or draw Celtic tattoos for a living!
(I already have one that says "Top of The Morning" across my neck.)
I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ireland, so I can fit in easier. I play the bagpipes but no one can seem to respond to the beautiful notes I play. They just don't understand.
Wish me luck in Ireland! Tiocfaidh Ar La!
>>29623
HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>33275
You're confusing Know Your Meme with Oh Internet. As far as I know, the latter failed and Girlvinyl went back to masturbating to chat rooms.
>>31904
you've got 8 minutes you fucking faggot, I'm sick of your shit
Greeting's from /tv/.
asdrsfhjdhsgfjs231
Open this image (ignore the error), save it as ripspacecowboy.moot. open the file you saved and shit bricks.
[spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
Somewhat related
>>33305
Good thing there's still some of the good ol comics to be found.
>>33471
Haha, oops. Serves the bitch right.
>>33571
Just like the good ol days
>>34088
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>>34180
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NEEDS MOAR DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>30528
Snoo PINGAS usual, I see.
>>34397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqfv9elAWgQ
>>34584
>png
try again
>>33617
I'll always remember this for completing the frontpage of the day Pokemon Trainer was announced with RED.
hello I am from B.C.
>>33588
http://mega.co.nz
Upload your oldfag meme folders
I miss the days some Impact font text overlay in a picture was called a Macro and not a Meme. The "democratization" of internet jokes ruined some stuff but we're still here regardless, isn't it?
i have like 100 or more of these, should i post all of them?
>>34584
>>34966
go ahead
>>30614
>>34966
yes
>>31597
>>29623
>>29741
Hakuna Matata /qa/, my name is Jumbo Gumbo.
I'm a 17 year old American Afriboo (African fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games (Starving to death, AIDS, Ball in a cup).
I train with my bostaff every day, this inferior weapon can't cut clean through anything cause it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and have been getting better with it every day.
I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their Tribal Codes which I follow 100%.
When I get my Visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college cause there isn't one. I hope I can make it past age 50!
I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Well, wish me luck in Africa!
>>31162
is /f/ dead?
Digging up my old /b/ folder
>>34966
For the love of god, yes.
http://youtu.be/cbKNICg-REA?t=1m3s
>>35092
Cool.
Not the same person or not quite the same pic though.
I wasn't in the last thread.
Yo other polar bear guy, do you browse /vg/? I think I saw someone there post apple polar bears as well.
Before fedoras reigned supreme.
>>35092
>>35284
>>35131
ok, i won't
December 2011.
>>35327
Are we religion?
>>35368
how does a bear know what apples is?
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>35273
Died a bit over half a decade ago
>>35092
>>35368
>>35500
THE CONCEPT OF DUBS
>>35466
forgot about this
>>33634
Man ytmnd was the fucking shit. Too bad their stride did break.
HELLO TYRANOSOURAS ALLEN
>>35555
Those numbers
>>35555
mirin
>>33634
>chanology
Jesus.
>>35642
It's been a wild ride. I'll miss you all, motherfuckers.
>>35642
Someone summarize this for a newfag
>>35724
4chan does activism
>>35724
Tom Cruise chocking on channer chode cheese.
>>35478
Humans
>>35724
Clever people pretending to be retards engaged in a coordinated trolling attempt against true retards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology
>>35784
>>35642
Fucking hell
>>35606
>>35851
>>35811
Remove the adjective "clever" and you'll get closer to the truth, Dave.
>>35891
>>35934
>>29836
Hi John. Wants some more?
>>34848
I didn't know depositfile delete stuff if you don't log in monthly. I lost every stuff in this place beyond July 2013.
>>35891
>>36004
were .bmp's postable at one time?
>>29741
it's RAWHIDE KOBAYASHI
>>36188
>>35995
he really was living the dream
>>35930
That's true Dave.
Sorry
>>36190
A looooooooong time ago.
>>36346
>>35466
January 2009
>>30949
hemorrhoids.jpg
>>36344
That's what I thought. I've come across one or two in my folder but got Unsupported File Type
>>36146
I remember doing Weegee shops for a friend's fotolog. I'd provide him with a bunch every now and then and he'd upload one daily or so.
I miss him.
>>35477
>>36613
>>36686
>>36764
>>36008
I bumped into a baw thread after that.
>>35555
Maybe you could remember this one : OMG QUADS!!
timotei
>>37077
Let's pretend it's still 2007.
>>37077
Fuck I miss Lucky Star
>>37077
>tfw no lanced jack posts since wednesday
>>37375
He keeps posting? I have not spotted him in ages.
>>37358
>lucky star is 8 years old
>>37502
>the manga is a year older
>they'd be 27 now
>>37502
Haruhi is almost ten years old.
>>37077
I read it in her voice
>>37467
Same but I expected he'd come back for the sake of old times.
>>36437
>dem top right
Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached. New thread!
>>37549
Endless Eight was 6 years ago
>>37562
Do you think that major shitposters still come here and talk with us from within their anonimity? I kinda miss Kangoku Senkan.
>>37684
Definitely
You're here forever after all.
OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR
>>37751
ROYAL RAINBOW!!!
Guys
When was the last time Salty Taro posted?
>4045
>>34063
eh
DOES ANY OF YOU FAGGOT REMEMBER ABOUT UGLY!?!?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>39483
Was this ever deciphered?
>>38931
The cat?
>>29623
The end has come..
Moot is finally going to retire to Mootxico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak&hd=1
>>35304
yeah, but its a coincidence since i dont think ive ever posted applebears in /vg/
Anyone remember Mitchell Henderson?
PINGAS
>>40651
>yeah, but its a coincidence since i dont think ive ever posted applebears in /vg/
Ah okay.
[spoiler]/civ4xg/?[/spoiler]
>image cap reached?
>post ytmnd!
http://lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/
>>41016
[spoiler]/gsg/, the mortal and timeless enemy. except that i crosspost there[/spoiler]
>>41051
http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/
>>41051
>image limit may hold back our memeing, but not our fadding!
http://internetomg.ytmnd.com/
>>29623
why are you fucks who think you are Shinto ninja wannabe samurai warrior nerds always have long hair in a pony tail and a goatee.
>>41156
>except that i crosspost there
Hm.
I remember seeing someone post apple polar bear in civ4xg, and I also started posting them.
Somewhat recently I think, should be archived, but it would take too long to look up.
>>41389
>doesn't know ken-sama
>>35090
Think I've seen this somewhere
>>29623
i hope when you get to Tokyo you die of thyroid cancer from the Fukushima radiation
>>41524
nah, definitely someone else. if it was recently id remember it
>>29623
is your dick small too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
>>29623
your too fat to wield a katana. give up now before you chop your left arm off accidently
>>36278
OMG are they really that friendly?