Why do soldiers in the Navy tend to be so muscular?
>>1460916
Swimming is a heck of a work out
Is energy fighting dead?
Do you think one day when military robots are fighting on jetpacks, people will be looking at the old WW2 and post-war fighter manuals and trying to reuse their tactics with 'Strike witches'-esque equipement?
>>1460781
Why do you spam [s4s] at the same time that you spam this board?
>>1460803
link?
>>1460781
We already have flying military robots, they're called drones. There's no reason to make them into androids.
Tell me about all those indie japanese porn comics that only appear in cyberspace as a pixiv PV, if I turn on the Perfect Dark will I be able to find them or are they lost forever?
>>1460768
Why would anyone here know? Do you think the weeb mafia exports those porns for profit or something?
I couldn't make perfectdark work.
Even after opening the port it was too slow.
Now I'm curious.
Saber riding a banana.
hate
>>1460731
love
>>1460744
reminder that ritsu is love
>>1460912
correct
T has been related to me, O happy King, said Shahrazad, that there was a certain merchant who had great wealth, and traded extensively with surrounding countries; and one day he mounted his horse, and journeyed to a neighbouring country to collect what was due to him, and, the heat oppressing him, he sat under a tree, in a garden, and put his hand into his saddle-bag, and ate a morsel of bread and a date which were among his provisions. Having eaten the date, he threw aside the stone, and immediately there appeared before him an ‘Efrit, of enormous height, who, holding a drawn sword in his hand, approached him, and said, Rise, that I may kill thee, as thou hast killed my son. the merchant asked him, How have I killed thy son? He answered, When thou atest the date, and threwest aside the stone, it struck my son upon the chest, and, as fate had decreed against him, he instantly died. 1
The merchant, on hearing these words, exclaimed, Verily to God we belong, and verily to Him we must return! There is no strength nor power but in God, the High, the Great! If I killed him, I did it not intentionally, but without knowing it; and I trust in thee that thou wilt pardon me.—The Jinni answered, Thy death is indispensable, as thou hast killed my son:—and so saying, he dragged him, and threw him on the ground, and raised his arm to strike him with the sword. The merchant, upon this, wept bitterly, and said to the Jinni, I commit my affair unto God, for no one can avoid what He hath decreed:—and he continued his lamentation, repeating the following verses:—
Time consists of two days; this, bright; and that, gloomy; and life, of two moieties; this, safe; and that, a fearful.
Say to him who hath taunted us on account of misfortunes, Doth fortune oppose any but the eminent?
Dost thou observe that corpses float upon the sea, while the precious pearls remain in its furthest depths?
When the hands of time play with us, misfortune is imparted to us by its protracted kiss.
In the heaven are stars that cannot be numbered; but none is eclipsed save the sun and the moon.
How many green and dry trees are on the earth; but none is assailed with stones save that which beareth fruit!
Thou thoughtest well of the days when they went well with thee, and fearedst not the evil that destiny was bringing.
—When he had finished reciting these verses, the Jinni said to him, Spare thy words, for thy death is unavoidable.
Then said the merchant, Know, O ‘Efrit, that I have debts to pay, and I have much property, and children, and a wife, and I have pledges also in my possession: let me, therefore, go back to my house, and give to every one his due, and then I will return to thee: I bind myself by a vow and covenant that I will return to thee, and thou shalt do what thou wilt; and God is witness of what I say.—Upon this, the Jinni accepted his covenant, and liberated him; granting him a respite until the expiration of the year.
The merchant, therefore, returned to his town, accomplished all that was upon his mind to do, paid every one what he owed him, and informed his wife and children of the event which had befallen him; upon hearing which, they and all his family and women wept. He appointed a guardian over his children, and remained with his family until the end of the year; when he took his grave-clothes under his arm, bade farewell to his household and neighbours, and all his relations, and went forth, in spite of himself; his family raising cries of lamentation, and shrieking.4
He proceeded until he arrived at the garden before mentioned; and it was the first day of the new year; and as he sat, weeping for the calamity which he expected soon to befall him, a sheykh, advanced in years, approached him, leading a gazelle with a chain attached to its neck. This sheykh saluted the merchant, wishing him a long life, and said to him, What is the reason of thy sitting alone in this place, seeing that it is a resort of the Jinn? The merchant therefore informed him of what had befallen him with the ‘Efrit, and of the cause of his sitting there; at which the sheykh, the owner of the gazelle, was astonished, and said, By Allah, O my brother, thy faithfulness is great, and thy story is wonderful! if it were engraved upon the intellect, it would be a lesson to him who would be admonished!—And he sat down by his side, and said, By Allah, O my brother, I will not quit this place until I see what will happen unto thee with this ‘Efrit. So he sat down, and conversed with him. And the merchant became almost senseless; fear entered him, and terror, and violent grief, and excessive anxiety. And as the owner of the gazelle sat by his side, lo, a second sheykh approached them, with two black hounds, and inquired of them, after saluting them, the reason of their sitting in that place, seeing that it was a resort of the Jann: and they told him the story from beginning to end. And he had hardly sat down when there approached them a third sheykh, with a dapple mule; and he asked them the same question, which was answered in the same manner.
Immediately after, the dust was agitated, and became an enormous revolving pillar, approaching them from the midst of the desert: and this dust subsided, and behold, the Jinni, with a drawn sword in his hand; his eyes casting forth sparks of fire. He came to them, and dragged from them the merchant, and said to him, Rise, that I may kill thee, as thou killedst my son, the vital spirit of my heart. And the merchant wailed and wept: and the three sheykhs also manifested their sorrow by weeping and crying aloud and wailing: but the first sheykh, who was the owner of the gazelle, recovering his self-possession, kissed the hand of the ‘Efrit, and said to him, O thou Jinni, and crown of the kings of the Jann, if I relate to thee the story of myself and this gazelle, and thou find it to be wonderful, and more so than the adventure of this merchant, wilt thou give up to me a third of thy claim to his blood? He answered, Yes, O sheykh; if thou relate to me the story, and I find it to be as thou hast said, I will give up to thee a third of my claim to his blood. 6
Whatever happened to all the cute frogposts on /qa/? I found them extremely entertaining.
THEY DIE
*exotic guitar solo*
They got shot
>>1460633
Still here. Reporting in.
>Error: you must wait one second to post
>>1460589
who are you quoting?
>>1460592
the quick reply thingy
Were you used to eat meat on your meals?
JUST ONE BEAT
who are you communicating?
>>1460532
While I am opposed to 2D random threads, I must say that you have excellent taste in anime.
>>1461131
>wing
>excellent
sasuga frogposter
Oh my god shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
looks like a pair of basketball retro high tops,
dunno what model that could be,
i dunno anything about shoes
>15xxxxxxxxxxx
Thread provides no way to respond, but mallow is cute so here's a response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioR_WrkRaU
gook
gooks should die
kys
>>1460469
no
0/10
>>1460469
kys cuck
I won't kiss my sister
one day /qa/ will be deleted... one day
>>1460465
I hope that day isn't for a long time
7/10
I want to eat ice cream but I can't because I have to lose weight to fit in with my /qa/bros.
one day in the future