Uh-oh! Jeb's lost his will to live! If he doesn't receive dubs in the next five minutes, he's going to kill himself!
Into the oven faggot
These dubs have bought him precious time to think about his life, but it's not over yet!
Jeb is going to wager his life!
If someone gives him 999, he puts the gun down. 666, and he's gonna kill himself!
Oh, by the way, if this thread is archived without either of those happening, he wins the republican candidacy.
jeb you have so much to live for, and you have change so many lives for the better
take gucabowles for instance
I would have never knew what to call them without you. you are inspirations
stay strong jebber
He's losing hope!
Singles buy him an hour to live!
Dubs buy him a day to live!
Trips take a week, 999 saves him and 666 is an INSTAKILL!
Quads or above and Donald Trump will execute him personally!
If he hits zero or a negative number, it's over!
trips for the trip god
also, afterwards the Don violently fucks the mexican goblin wife atop Yebs corpse
she loves it
using the powers of meme magick, I offer Jeb the Guaca Bowl of Time to aid him in the perennial quest for the White House bid against the Dark Lord Trump
yea, it is a futile effort, but the struggle for the fate of this world shall remain eternal so long as Jeb's will never wavereth throughout these trying times
Rolling for quads
Trump executes him personally