IT'S HAPPENING!! Apparently shits getting real. If you

I want to believe.

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top keck

>>61212499

they'll be coming for us soon run for your lives!

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ayy lmao

>>61212568
Fucking finally lmao

>>61212499
SETI has been trying to listen for signals coming from that star.

So far nothing.

Keep in mind that any light we see from that far was emitted 1400 years ago.

If there was something there, we wouldn't be able to confirm it with the technology we have.

Its non-news at this point

Alien waifus when

Giant space whales that feed on solar energy.

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>>61212499
I would make the best president to talk with the aliens.

America has a Bright Future, Lambright.

There is a 36 mile long spaceship in the rings of saturn also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ6yCdQkGuA

AYY

LMAO

>>61212780

Eat a bag of dicks you shitposting wanker

>trump forces them to build a galactic wall

>>61212780
Eat a bag of dicks Lambright.

>believing in space, the final jew
None of that shit actually exists, its a scheme perpetrated to diminish the bible and man's place in the world. Can you prove that the moon is actually a separate planet and not just luminescence moving across the hard surface of the sky? NO

>>61212499

I'd like to think it's ayy lmao's but unfortunately Occam's razor always wins so it's probably some mundane bullshit that only astrophysicists would care about.

>>61212780
Eat a bag of dicks dwayne

>>61212499

We need to start researching relativistic weapons RIGHT NOW in case the niggas try to get silly.

>>61212780
What are you qualifications I've seen you around but what exactly are you experienced in

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>>61212867
>Can you prove that the moon is actually a separate planet

The Moon isn't a planet. Good way to nullify your own argument before you even finished you post though, lol.

>>61212499
we should signal the ayyy lmaos to save the white race.

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This is exciting.

>>61212762
>man creates time
>random bullshit out there listens to this

>yfw this is all an elaborate ruse to get Hillary into the white house

Hillary will expose the truth, Hillary 2016!!

>>61212684
Second coming of jesus

Just on the other side of Nibiru

>>61212955
Australia can you shut the fuck up for 5 seconds? The only thing that differentiates a planet from a moon is a planet orbits a star and a moon orbits another planet. Moons are planets.

>>61212948
Licking nigger semen out of your girlfriends cooter. P.h.d.

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Ayy lmao

Ive been sent back from the future to tell you its a gamma ray butster and will kill us all unless you vote for Donald Trump.

we ayy lmaos now?

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>>61212684
jews are on top of this

>>61212499

Better knock the dust off the death star just in case shtf.
>how badass would it be if the ayylmaos showed up and we were like uh, what? Red, white and blue ball of awesome ready to blow your mind

>>61212867
no but i can prove its not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUGxysKSGEM

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>>61212927
this
we have roughly 600-900 years before they know about us, we're so fucked

>>61213112
American education, everyone. What's next, the Sun isn't a star? lmao

>>61213203
anyone have the full version of this pic?

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>gradually dimming for more than a century

Dyson sphere confirmed

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>>61212499
They are already here.

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>>61213364
that is the full version
this is the incomplete

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>>61212948
>exactly are you experienced in
I can deal with wankers. Very well. I'm a professional negotiator. I'm a career salesperson.

>>61212862
>Eat a bag of dicks Lambright.
Noted

>>61212843
>Eat a bag of dicks you shitposting wanker
Noted

It was only a matter of time until we discovered others. Next we will be able to speak with them.

How will we do it?

We're already speaking with them. LOL. US government has been, they just are not telling us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZolV4L2DMo

>>61213501
Nah there's another. It's really long like 2000x500. It's the same basic jist as that though but a little funnier as your scrolling through all these layers but still get to the jew at the end pulling every string.

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>>61212499
I hate to piss on everyones parade. This just seems like another scam to fund space research.

I truly wish it was something, but it's likely nothing of importance. It's probably a type of Quasar or distant explosion.

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>>61212499
He's right.

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/pol/ please..
if it was a dyson sphere, we'd be hearing their radio signals now, as they'd probably be really advanced, so their old signals HAD to have already come now

>>61213715
Encryption much?

>>61213478
that carpet looks so fucking cozy holy fuck

>>61212499
>Keck

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>>61213623
ha

>>61213740
tell me again how we encrypt our radio football broadcasts

>>61213684

>This just seems like another scam to fund space research.

Fine with me

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/

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>>61213690

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ITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

aren't they saying they saw a light from a black hole. science acts like they know for sure but then they go back on their theories.

>>61212499

i told you all! shoulda paid more attention to the ending of the last ice age and the previous civilization that got wiped out baka

>>61213935
light from a black hole doesnt contradict black hole theories.

lerntoastrofyziks fagit.

>>61212499
In this time of need ... can it be ... our Führer? Is he coming to save us again? With the power of the golden star ... someone stop me or im going to jail.

>>61212948
>shitposting faggot cocksucker shits up thread with his memeposting bid for presidency
>reasonable posters suggest he eats a bag of dicks
>Australias desire to know more intensifies
Why am I not surprised?

>>61212499
All joking aside, I really hope this pushes world governments to send buttloads of high tech telescopes into space. Fuck the moon, mars and the ISS, we need telescopes.

>>61214028

dur hur nobody said it did fucking retard

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>>61212499

>>61214174
yeah, that anon i responded to did.

>>61213302
It's not

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The lack of excess infrared could possibly be explained if the mega-structures wer constructed of Dark Matter.

>>61213715

A couple of problems and they're ones SETI has mentioned in the past. The message could be broadcast on a wider or narrower channel than they're looking for.

The other possibility is that the window to catch the radio signals already passed; they've abandoned the technology for quantum entanglement messaging or other unknown means. The time to catch those signals could have been centuries ago.

>>61214028
I've always heard that it absorbs all light.

Haven't you seen They Live?
We are already under the control of aliens.

>>61214028
Read a fucking book, Science is a process, not a pool of information

>>61212499
How do you think muslims will respond if we actually find evidence of alien presence?

>>61214394
tuck your colon back into your ass m8.

>>61213812
Exactly. We are so lowly that we can't comprehend.

>>61214355
Light can escape if it wasn't on a direct impact trajectory, google quasars

>>61214480
probably up their spree killing efforts in an attempt to draw attention away from their sham religion being a sham

>>61214480
allahu akbar

>>61212499
Hey, you know what else is highly unlikely in this vast expanse of a cosmos? Intelligent life.Fuck off back to reddit where the ayy lmaos already hang out

>>61214577
The only known species labeled 'intelligent' was labeled by itself.

>>61213684
I dont understand why we wouldnt want to fund space research. It IS the final frontier afterall.

>>61213812
obviously they had used completely different waves for communication

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>>61212499

>mfw we observing the remains of humanity before it left KIC 8462852 behind to find a new home in the SOL-System

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>>61212867

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>>61212762
Diameter of the blue dot is 200 light years.

I've placed the yellow dot at roughly the position of KIC8462852.

Earth-level radio transmissions can only be picked up by SETI at a distance of about one one-hundredth of the diameter of the blue dot right now.

So the only thing SETI can say is there's no colossally super-powerful radio source there, and nobody apparently thought to direct a beacon at us 1,400 years ago, either.

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>>61214774

>>61212762
You inbred motherfucker, you have no clue how SETI works, do you?

>>61213112

You just explained why the moon isn't a planet in your post

I seriously hope, you're joking. But on the other hand..., I am intrigued. Do tell more about your hypothesis, kind Sir!

>>61213140
I'd rather die

>>61215139
All moons are planets. Not all planets are moons.
All volcanoes are mountains. Not all mountains are volcanoes. Understand?

>>61214887
Encryption much, SETI is just a useless job creation program, nothing more, nothing less.

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>Inb4 christian apologists beging saying christianity was never against the idea of extraterrestial life and that christians since saint agustine believed in ayys all along

ahh kos or some say kosm

>>61213812

Tell me again how a species advanced enough to build a Dyson sphere would be behaving as we are in the infant stages of technology.

If it is confirmed a Dyson sphere their civilization may be at or near the singularity with their AI. In this situation we would have to pump resources into AI research and colonize several of our celestial bodies to prepare for potential war, or at least make it slightly harder to wipe us out in one shot. While it may seem as if all is lost due to them having such a huge head start I would argue the opposite is true. Currently our radio waves have only propagated ~200 light years into space. This means while it's very possible their civilization is aware that there is simple life on Earth they likely won't have any sign that we have made the technological leap for several hundred years. That is plenty of time to invest our resources into AI and catch up or even surpass them technologically. At the very lease we would be able to stand a fighting chance in a war, especially if we hit first.

>>61214734
To fund under false pretenses is dishonest. Also, we Earthlings should be more worried about how we've messed up Earth before we start messing up space. Example, space junk is dangerous. Unless we can find a way to ship off muslims into space I'd be all for it.

>>61212499
Keck, my alien structures in orbit

>>61212499
the fact that they are making no noise at all is pretty damning. not to mention dyson spheres are stupid. no advanced alien civ iz gonna be dependent on solar panels in space.

>>61215363
Actually Catholism already did that.

>>61215363
>christian apologists
more like protestaniggers

>>61212762
>1400 years ago.
god space is big and human lifespans are pathetic.

>>61212762
That's also assuming that a civilisation that's building a dyson sphere still uses light based wave communications, it's very possible they use something completely different that allows faster than communication.

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in the next 2 years SETI/NASA will release radio signals coming from this region.

>all part of the plan
the veil will be lifted. The partnership is already in its first stages.
>new world order soon

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>>61215655
sub-space communication
>miniature workholes that form a network between receiving locations

>earth cant into microspace
>still think lasers are top of the line

fucking earthlings

>>61213036
are you inbred or just pretending to be retarded?

>>61213478
white 'people'

>>61213302
>>61213112
NOPE THE SUN IS ACTUALLY THE ONLY THING THATS REALLY A MOON ITS NOT EVEN A PLANET

>>61215320
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug

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>>61212778
Ready for The Reaping?

>>61214829
>>61212867

Not only is he stupid is fuck, he's also blind as shit.
> most people can make out terrain features on the moon with their own eyes.

>>61212867
Don't reply to this guy. Obvious troll. Even SJWs can't be this degenerate.

>>61215625
The Stars you see are long dead.

>>61213501
Where are they driving to?

WHAT'S THE END GAME?

>>61214028
>>61214355

1 - Quasars
2 - Astrophysical jet
2 - Hawking Radiation

Black Holes tend be be very bright around the radio and X ray bands because of them.

>>61216036
feelsbatman ;-;

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>>61212955
>>61213112
You could consider the Earth and Moon a binary planet.

>>61215441
>very lease

>>61215473
The frequencies we listen for are barely even used by our civilization anymore. Humans now use more efficient technology utilizing wavelengths that don't exit the atmosphere.

Listening for radio waves was never a good shot, but it is our best available bet right now.

>>61215320

Some moons are asteroids to be hobest senpai, but I understand your train of thoughts.

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Welp.

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>the light from a supernova that happened 200 million years ago still hasn't reached us, so we don't know that it happened yet

>>61216210
There's a gray area. Thanks fellow Pisan.

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>>61216081
the end game is control. A new order. A unified allegiance against the natural God of Israel; In mind, body, and spirit. They want an army of dammed to follow lucifer in the spiritual rebellion of the king of the 3rd dimensional king of the cosmos, a rebellion against God.

Yfw the star system is being eaten by swarm

>>61216036

Not all.

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>>61216376
Oh.

Neat.

>>61212780
eat a bag of dicks

>>61216223
this scares me.

>>61216500
SHUT

IT

DOWN

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>>61212499
So do they think its aliens

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O SHIGG

THE BUGS

THE BUGS

O SHIGG

RIP ARGENTINA

>>61216596
They aren't outright saying it's aliens.
[spoiler]But it's aliens

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>>61216636

>>61216596
not yet. there is a shit ton of stuff we dont know.

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I wonder why kind of minimal equipment it would take to look at and monitor this star.

>>61216636
Oh fuck me

>>61215441
>>61213812
>>61213740
>>61213715
Radio signals are indistinguishable from background noise at that distance.

>What about those alien megastructures? Schafer is unconvinced. “The alien-megastructure idea runs wrong with my new observations,” he says, as he thinks even advanced aliens wouldn’t be able to build something capable of covering a fifth of a star in just a century. What’s more, such an object should radiate light absorbed from the star as heat, but the infrared signal from Tabby’s star appears normal, he says.

It's nothing related to aliums. Pretty neat still I have to say.

>>61212499
Light does not travel instantaneously

It already Happened...

>>61212780
sERIOUSLY WHAT AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE

>>61217054
>he thinks even advanced aliens wouldn’t be able to build something capable of covering a fifth of a star in just a century
lol what a retard

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>>61212499

>Keck

>>61215458
>Also, we Earthlings should be more worried about how we've messed up Earth before we start messing up space

Eat shit, faggot.

You think you can build a dyson sphere without absolutely demolishing thousands of planets?

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>>61212499
Have the researchers tried using morse code?

>>61217251
Real life isn't like an rts game m8

>>61217323
use morse code for what exactly?

>>61212762
Yeah but if they sent us signals 1400 years ago. Why shouldn't they send something else 1380 years ago. Some Information/ plans for removing kebab or something.

>>61217323
cool pic, source?

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>tfw it's legitimately a Dyson Sphere
>tfw the host species is already dead or moved on, or use communication we can't access
>tfw we finally found aliens and can't even say hello

>>61216036
"I'll note that other galaxies are millions or even billions of light-years away, so the odds go up that many of the stars we see in them are already dead. But it takes a powerful telescope to see individual stars in a distant galaxy, so in my opinion this doesn't count either way toward the aphorism."

why are christians so stupid to call ayylmaos evil demons and shit?

wouldn't seeing aliens completely invalidate Christianity and the bible completely since there's no story for how they came to be?

>>61217431
time is relative nigger, we hadnt sent any signals until this time NOW, so it wont be another 1300 years until THEY receive it. They already received it in THEIR time...wait what?

>>61212780
holy shit bruh! 1 person thinks you're cute!

>>61212762
What if there was an intergalactic war thousands of years ago?

>>61217347
why would anyone speculate about the capabilities of a potentially million/billion year old alien race that we dont even know exists?

>>61217432
Space

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>>61212780
Can you do a shout-out to Lebanon in one of your videos?

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>>61217530
Christianity is part of the story, but it isn't the whole picture, the morals it teaches are good though. A divine entity created the universe, and wrote the laws that govern it.

i agree they should build a super telescope, massive lens. I'm sure it will be a drop in the bucket considering the amount of money is spent on stupid shit. Spend a billion if you have to, build it! Everyone would be for it, tourists would come to see it. Pretty fucked up what is being done to science and space. Faggots.

>>61213036
>>man creates time
Say what?

>>61215320
>All moons are planets. Not all planets are moons.
Planets and moons are disjoint sets. From their definitions, there is no overlap whatsoever.

>All volcanoes are mountains. Not all mountains are volcanoes.
Volcanos and mountains are overlapping sets. Some volcanos are mountains, but some are not. See fissure eruptions, active calderas, and new vents that haven't built up a mountain yet.

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>>61217473
>tfw the know where and who we are
>tfw they have been watching us since the beginning
>tfw they never bothered speaking to us because they see us as like the animals we live with

>>61212762
>1400 years ago
Oh good just enough time for ships sent by them to start arriving here.

>>61217323
Are you clinically retarded? morse code comunication when light needs millenia to travel?

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>>61217473
>tfw they are still there
>tfw we combined the world's entire power output to send one fuckhuge powerful signal at them
>tfw our attempt to say hello rips the earth apart
>tfw the message reaches the aliens hundreds of years from now
>tfw they take thousands of years to travel here, find nothing and spend eternity looking for the source of the signal

why you want to waste their time like that you inconsiderate pig?

>>61217685
DUDE

>>61213275
To bad will be dead by then

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>>61212499

Giantess status: confirmed

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>>61217914
We indigenous fauna now

>>61217963
I like to think sometimes that we'll get over the hump of interstellar travel by sleeper or generation ships, and the moment we meet another species out there they'll be disgusted that we took the long way through space.

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>>61214360
No. Those were Jews in They Live. Not aliens.

>>61217035
RIP peace my white brother. See you in Caucasian heaven.

>>61217685
Star Wars confirmed real as fuck.

But seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the truth and we were refureeeeeeeeees

Yes, finally a happening. An alien happening

OFFICIAL HAPPENING POWER RANKINGS

Undisputed GOAT of all time
>zombie happening
>
>
>power gap
>ayy lmaos
>technology black out

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first cucktact

>>61215911
No?

>>61214097
I want to believe

>>61218150
>zombie happening
that would be fucking awful, this meme is retarded, 99.99999% of the planet would fall victim to the disease, it wouldn't be like a fucking videogame, it would be a nightmare you would most likely be dead and wouldn't be able to witness anyway

It'll probably turn out just to be ice

It's always ice

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>>61212499
FIRE UP THE NUCLEAR PULSE, TIME TO FUCK SOME ALIENS

>>61216170
Nope. The Earth-Moon barycenter is inside the Earth.

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>extraterrestrial shitposting
I need this.

>You will never be dominated by a a BGAD

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>yfw we're all descendants from an ancient alien civilization that colonized earth during the era of the dinosaurs - which caused the dinosaurs to become extinct

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bumping

>>61213501
Full version has demiurge

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ayyyy lmao

>>61218281
We seriously need to build Orion, pack it full of nukes and get that fucker moving. Deep space or bust nigga.

Our best bet if it is aliums is hiding in as many places as possible as quietly as possible and building up such a great capacity for retaliation with a dead hand firing mechanism that no alien dare attack us.
Then from common hubs we can trade and learn from one another, and enjoy intragalactic fraternity and fend off the zerg once they appear

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>>61215363
> christian apologists
On a board like this, redpill why I should believe there are any actual atheists constantly raging about "chirstfags". Prove you're not all Mudslime and Jewish shitposters.
> tfw atheists have the most to lose if the bulwark of traditional culture were to fall

>>61217054
How the fuck would he even have any idea whatsoever the kind of shit an advanced alien race would be capable of?

>>61215363
>inb4 faggot Argentinian thinks he's white

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>>61218281
>tfw could have been touring the edge of the solar system by the 70's

>>61218610
How will we know when we are strong enough to defend ourselves?

>>61217432
There are a shit ton of crazy pics like this from Nasa's website.

>>61212762
>1400 years ago
>yfw they visited Muhammed

>>61218932
We don't, so we always have to assume we aren't.

>>61218150
Zombie happening is less probable than alien happening, which is in turn less probable than technology blackout, which is in turn less probable than nuclear gorillion. What kind of ranking is your GOTY list?

>>61219055
Probably arranged in order of coolest to least cool

>>61212499

just so you know. life on earth could evaporate in an instant if we were hit by a gamma burst

also, if an alien species showed up that could travel at or near light speed, they'd own the planet the second they showed up

>>61213859
At least, the complex government conspiracy to hide a picture of an alien on american currency is unearthed. I'm glad we caught them before their plans came to fruition... whatever they were.

>>61213935
And this is why science reporting is trash.

Visible light and gas don't escape black holes. Full stop. But you'ld certainly get that impression from some of the articles on it last week.

Things being pulled into a black hole, however, can kick out light and debris before they go under.

>>61215398

Do you hear our prayers?

>>61219042
Then when does the trading start?

>>61219018
please stop ibn

>>61212499
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1548

ayy lmao

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>>61212499
In before ayy lmao migrants to Europe.

>>61219152
Whenever, unless there's some way to detect FTL "wakes" from travelling which would mean probably never if we wanted to be careful

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>>61219277
Oh fuck.

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AYY LMAO

The Omega Conspiracy Dr. I D E Thomas
http://www.scribd.com/doc/112899052/The-Omega-Conspiracy-Dr-I-D-E-Thomas

The Alien Agenda and the NWO
http://youtu.be/X2ZvE40HilE

I.D.E. Thomas: The First To Expose The "Alien" Strong Delusion
http://youtu.be/H1_BmEJ39DM

Jacques Vallee - Messengers of Deception
http://www.scribd.com/doc/33478326/Jacques-Vallee-Messengers-of-Deception

David Jacobs - The Threat
https://www.dmt-nexus.me/doc/David%20Jacobs%20-%20The%20Threat.pdf

>>61219107
>gamma burst
possible, but very, VERY unlikely

> they'd own the planet the second they showed up
that is another very unlikely possibility (at least in the near future) according to the fermi paradox

>>61215441
>to prepare for potential war
considering our best choice for the leader of the free world has become donald trump, i'd rather just accept them as our new alien overlords

>>61212499
this isnt a happening this is a happening>>61219236

>>61219507
>Germany
fuck off shitskin

>>61218231

zombies would get their shit rekt pretty fast, honestly.

>>61215850
Do they send black 'people' to the light realm?

>>61219565
i can only hope they take volunteers to join their society and learn the secrets of the universe before amerifats end up pissing them off and getting the planet blown up/nuked to hell

>>61219635
Literal zombies can't exist. Rotting flesh can't move when electric currents that move limbs, etc. and allow bodily functions can't happen. The real issue would be the disease itself.

Something like I Am Legend I could see happening. Another awful scenario that wouldn't be cool or fun. Zombies XDDD fags are insufferable and would the the first to go.

>>61213506
>I can deal with wankers.
yeah you can, you love when they finally spurt their sticky mess on your chin

>>61219530
Genetically engineered human embryos have already been created some time ago, but they were destroyed on the 45th day of development out of ethical concerns. Not a happening.

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>>61212499
I know what it is.

>>61213715
It's 1,480 ly away, the signal would be very diluted by the time it reaches us.

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what if they land in australia to make first contact

>>61213124
with a masters in fellatio and bachelors in attention whoring

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>>61219635

depends on its virility and initial proportion of infected

>sentient space virus

What would you guys say to them if you were the one to make first contact?

"ayy lmao"

>>61212499
It must be aliens, top keck

>>61220035
"Can you remove the dark skinned humans for us place? They keep fucking up civilization"

>>61216036
Alpha Centauri is only like 4-5 light years away, I'm pretty sure it hasn't died in the past 4-5 years.

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>>61216170
Earth is pretty cis when you think about it.

>>61214355
Google "black body radiation". Black holes absorb all light, because it doesn't reflect any. This is also true of stars. There are several ways that one could emit light, or even refract light.

>>61212843
>Eat a bag of dicks you shitposting wanker

Says the undisputed champion country of shitposting.

>>61220390
>undisputed champion country of shitposting
Canada? Formerly Australia?

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>>61220238
I wonder what happens to all that light then.
>>61219860
>aay l'mate.

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Tabby’s star
Megastructures

our only hope is wormhole tech

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>>61220612
Who is that extra terrestrial seminal vesicle?

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>>61212772

op here get comfy! debates tomorrow and this revelations! good times /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562ba_C-ONU

>>61213478
>dat Uraby and Swords of Revealing Light

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>>61212499
Clearly it's a super advanced hi tech invention of great importance that the black kangz managed to send into space just before the evil white man conquered them an shit

>>61221064
WE WUZ ALIUMS

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>>61220982
>tfw I recognize every one of those cards
>tfw I have no one to play YGO with
>tfw Jews or Reptilians or whatever are going to gas us all anyway

>>61221109

ALUMINUMZ AND SHEITTT

>>61220520
>I wonder what happens to all that light then.
I don't understand what you're trying to imply

>>61221064
Looks like blacks beat the white devil to mars. How can albinoids compete?

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>something never seen before
>must be aliens

"Scientists"

>>61221064
>picture of a rock
>SEE? WE MAKE SHUTTLES AND SHEEIT
>you're a bigot if you disagree
>Africa doesn't even have its own written language
why is this allowed?

>>61221064
I still don't see it:-/

>>61219860
they land in india

>>61217323
>send message
welp then since our ping is literally multiple hundreds of years we'll just wait in case a potential answer come back.

We've already had a first contact anyway and it was the Wow! signal and it was underwhelming because we'll only see the result in hundreds of years, or more if they can't go at light speed but if they can't they'll probably send a message.

>>61221325
>land in america
>get shot

Boy, I hope they dont fucking obliterate us with a Gamma Ray Burst

>>61221325
>they land in india
>squish a cow
>start throwing feces and rocks at UFO
>UFO glasses Earth
th-thanks shitskins

>>61221255
more like
>something unlike we've ever seen before
>this resembles something we might do if we could
>so, aliens?
>maybe

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>>61221444
>something we've never seen before
>aliens are the first suggestion of what it may be
>all fedoras masturbate furiously while tipping

There is no science to be found among you.

>>61219860
It would be funnier if they landed in the middle east and we got a bunch of ISIS videos of the aliens getting beheaded and burned alive.

>>61221313
Its a lot about mars we not being told about

>>61221536
>>something we've never seen before
Again, something unlike anything we've ever seen, defying conventional explanation. You can stay mad, but it's an interesting thought nonetheless

>>61219755
Still sore about the world wars?

>>61221536
I'll have to agree with this.
>we don't understand it so it's god
is the same as
>we don't understand it so it's aliens

>>61217855
Go on...

>>61212780
Let me know once you're done with those bags of dicks, i got another one for you faggot.

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>>61221376
We take illegal aliens pretty seriously here.

>>61217945
kek

>>61212499
>KEcK lmAO h-band image

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>>61212499
>big universe
>some shit's happening
>humans simply can't understand what it is with their small brains and limited knowledge of thing
>M-MUST BE ALIENS

>>61217855

So no aliens are mentioned in the bible but if they exist you are going to tell these technologically advanced creatures that a sky daddy created them?

>>61219860

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>61215655
t. non-physicist

>>61222795

>ayy lmaos land in britainistan year 2021

>all the fedora fags collectively tip their hats in euphoria while waiting to be led to a new and greater future

>a long ladder descends from the ufo, two ayy Lmaos walk down wearing white button up shirts and black trousers

>the crowd hushes and waits for the words that will define the new Era to come

"Excuse us earthlings, but do you have a few moments to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

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>>61222443
>big universe
>loads of other cultures making objects beyond our scope
>humans simply can't understand what these things are with their small range and limited knowledge of advance science
>M-MUST SHITPOST HUMANS ARE ONLY SENTIENCE

>>61217855
hahahaa stupid idiot

reality has thus far been subjective and a compelte mess. no god exists, only man's idea of god

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Where's all the life in space guys? Is it just us in such a huge universe? I feel lonely

>>61223994
>reality has thus far been subjective

Nihilists, everyone.

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lord boros is coming

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>>61223778
>It's not possible to communicate from one side of the planet to the other almost instantaneously
>t. 16th Century guy

You're an insufferable faggot and know nothing about how easy it is to bend the laws of quantum physics
>But muh e=mc^2
>But muh light speed limit

Fuck off faggot by-passing the speed of light is already theoretically possible through the use of super gravity.

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>>61224476
or worst

>>61212780

You done with that bag o' dicks yet Lambright?

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>>61215398
Rom, you vacuous bastard. GIVE ME THE ANSWERS!

Is this the Black Star that is causing increased earth quakes yearly or what?

>>61217913

All moons and all planets are satellites of another object.

>>61213478
>where is the fourth fan blade?.... ohh...

>>61224639
Is that pic based off of the map from the original "Unreal Tournament" called Face?

>>61212762
>there literally could have been a star war happening 1,400 years ago

>we were just barely understanding how to wipe our asses 1,400 years ago when aliens were flying super spaceships and shootin muh lazors up in here

>>61224011
Get's wiped out by asteroids, radiation, etc. probably. Space is fucking dangerous.

>>61216036
>born too early to explore the universe
>born too late to explore the world
>born right on time to shitpost on /pol/

it ain't all that bad kiddo

>>61223778
The "no travel of information faster than the speed of light" theory is only built on the idea that information must be carried by some objects with mass.

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>>61217347
>>61217699
seriously

Imagine you have the ability to convert matter to elements you want, and use it to make clones

you could just fuckin chew up and spit out entire planets, transforming them into more you's, feeding all of the you's with more planet shit

Does anyone else really want to fuck an alien? I dont care if it looks like a water bear covered in mucus, the idea of working with an alien mind to learn eachother's erogenous zones and reproductive biology is unimaginably hot.

Also they probably don't have male/female gender so you fuckers can't call it gay.

>>61224873
"Facing worlds", breh.

>>61212867
>stop believing the jewish lies of space
>instead worship this jew on a stick
>good goy

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>>61212867
I have a 12 inch telescope

I've seen the rings of Saturn and the moons of Jupiter.

Pic related. Saturn

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NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

FUCK SALT!

>>61225221

You've never used a 12inch telescope on Uranus?

>>61224592

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

>>61213813
As long as it actually goes to space research and not toward evidence for Climate hoax.

>>61225192
I haven't played that game since being an early teenager back in probably 01-02'. God tier game at the time.

Alien megastructure? Pffft haha I bet you retards believe that shit. "A star is dimming, it must be aliums!"

>>61212499
>previous scientific explanation doesn't hold up to new data
>therefore god

>>61221189
What happens to the light that enters the black hole and where does the black hole go if it has an exit?

>>61225335
underrated post

>>61225335
Uranus is pretty easy to see. Neptune is hard and so is Pluto. You can't really see features on them. My pic is Saturn btw

>>61218140
if anyone asks you if this is "the 13th colony" tell them no and to keep looking

>>61225648
>12 inch
>Uranus
>Ur anus

>>61224873
>>61225192

I'm glad that's recognisable.

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Question /pol/... Will humanity ever see one of the starts that we see at night grow big to become a red giant to explode into a super nova? That is, will we ever see a massive explosion in the night sky from the death of one of these stars. Considering of course, that some are dead already and we should have seen their demise a long time ago or in the near future.

>>61218140
also can't forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2AhjhYWDUM

>>61226150

The closest supergiant is 150 light years away but will explode in 5 million years or so. That's a pretty short period of time, considering how long the universe has been around.

>>61224476
>>61224592
Have no fear, Saitama is somewhere. Waiting.

>>61225518
The light finds its way to the singularity and stays there
>if it has an exit
What? There's hawking radiation and whatnot, but no way "out" of a black hole.

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Once we get propah spesh enginez it's game over for the aliums.
We shall conquer the universe with our filthy germs and bacteria

>>61215441
On 23 December 1900, Reginald A. Fessenden became the first person to send audio (wireless telephony) by means of electromagnetic waves

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>>61225137
is this an old Beatles joke? Holy shit.