>Used to the "comfortable fields", 90 families quietly demolished the toilets inside their house that was built under the Swachh Bharat Abhiyan (SBA), preferring to go back to defecating in the open.
>"When we sought to know why the families had done this, they came up with weird excuses," said an officer. "One of the residents said that as there wasn't enough living area in the house, they thought it fit to add extra space by removing the toilet. Others said the presence of a toilet in an already cramped house stopped their children from playing."
Indians are LITERALLY rebelling against their government for the right to be shitty.
autist here, i was on omegle last night for about 2 hours. I have found indians in indian i conducted a survey saying do you have loo. 10 say yes 5 say no. So i think its just a meme india is a shit hole but some people dont shit outside.
>you'll never shitpost on your phone while squatting in a field next to your house, surrounded by nature, the sun setting, pleasant room temperature outside and the gentle chriping of crickets
just kill me already
>all you had to do was google toilet witch
I knew I could find articles on it, but I knew /pol/ would have the best ones ready.
Plus I knew other people here would enjoy seeing these articles posted.
>>Used to the "comfortable fields", 90 families quietly demolished the toilets inside their house
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
SHITTING STREETS ARE WELCOME HERE
Indian recently announced the discovery of a poo based lifeform on Mars
However, it was later determined to be a speck of fecal matter on the lens of the telescope
POST YFW WHEN INDIA BREAKS OUT INTO AN ALL-OUT CIVIL WAR WHEN THEIR GOVERNMENT TRIES TO FORCE THEM TO USE TOILETS
>town has only two toilets
Holy shit, they never stop delivering.
>shit literally raining from the sky
That's it, my sides have warped into a different dimension.
Damn, it was a missed opportunity.
>Mfw open air shitting becomes a poostitutional right.
>I don't know. Nobody's tried that before. People will just think you're weird if you bury your shit I guess.
That's the one that fucking got me.
They're too fucking dumb to even bother to bury their own shit. Even cats are smarter than Indians. Holy fuck.
>Australians talk shit about India on the Internet
>indians send literal shit to Australia irl
Superpoower by 2020 actually. We meme'd them about 2030 and then they got mad and now claimed they could do it 10 years sooner. Either way I'm going to wait until then and laugh my ass off.
>Even the Indian military uses poo colour guns
>the damage is minimal
Sure, the damage is minimal. Especially when over 600 million people or half the Indian population does it, and they all seem to do it 10 times a day, I mean just look how they altered the water around them. >>61212781
14 and 19 times a day? Goddamn. What the fuck do they eat to shit so much? Average person here only shits about twice a day. I myself only do so once a day or every other day but I'm a rare case.
>eat shitty curry
>repeat it everyday
It's pretty logical
Has India always been like this? Unable to cope with the novel concept of burying your shit or not doing it in public with everyone watching? Did the British try to put a stop to it when they conquered it?
How can it be literally the one place that does it, and seems to be proud of it? Even countries significantly poorer than India manage to not have this problem. It boggles my fucking mind.
> the presence of a toilet in an already cramped house stopped their children from playing
Implying they were not afraid of the toilet witch.
Exactly. I like it how he claimed India doesn't smell but that's because he grew up smelling nothing but shit his entire life and it is a normal smell to him. To Indians it's probably normal to see rivers being brown and having a higher viscosity than normal water from all that shit, in addition to seeing dead fish and human corpses floating around.
It's only pollution when it's coming from something artificial in their minds apparently. India must be nuked.
India today has 1.252 billion people. 1/3 is more than 400 million actually.
In reality, about 600 million Indians defecate in the open, or just about half their population. The most common number I see is around 49%.
what I don't get is how do they avoid massive breakouts of plague?
With India being so overpopulated and polluted, isn't it inevitable that nature does what it does and some disease creates a deadly epidemic?
Why are you guys so obsessed with India? If they were shitting in other countries like Chinese tourists, then I could see this being a problem but who gives a fuck about their stupid, backwards country otherwise?
Take your poo fetishism away from my board. When they use the term "mudslinging," they're not referring to literal shit, you poo-loving shitlords.
I hope so. But then one thing I fear is that Indians have a special immunity against whatever mother nature tries throwing at them, due to them living in filth from the cradle to the grave. What I fear most is that they'll use such an immunity when employing bio weapons.
Indians are shitty but they are peaceful people. The Kebab is violent and wants to impose his shitty beliefs on the world and drag civilization back 7 centuries. The kebab is a lot more dangerous and should be eliminated at the highest priority. The jews are next once we're done with kebabs. Indians could be the #3 target to deal with.
Most of the hindus I've seen attain PhD's or MD are potty trained. Not sure if this means exposure to western schools and values does the trick or simply having an intelligence higher than a baboon is required to poo in loo.
It is also nota religion of peace and never has been, that was a meme created by the trisomic asshat GW Bush right after 9/11. Prior to this islamic acts of terror were understood to be normal for the most militant of cults.
The radical element and how the more moderate and secular Muslims don't really do anything about it. Like any religious text, the Qu'ran can be interpreted many ways and it is often interpreted in an extreme manner. The fact that Islam is a merger between religion and government is awful on its own. People of other beliefs aren't treated right in Muslim majority countries. People get publically executed for being an atheist, gay, drawing the prophet, or speaking negatively about it. Men treat their women like property and they must be covered from head to toe and basically have little rights. Women cannot go anywhere unaccompanied. Rape doesn't seem to be looked down upon and if the wife is raped, she'll get stoned for it. In Saudi Arabia, women have been lashed in public for daring to wear shirts.
It's a whole can of worms, I could list more things, but I feel this is enough to get a picture about how westerners feel about Islam.
It isn't so much a religion and theology as it is a set of instructions on how to conquer and hold land occupied by "non believers". Using any trick in the book including lying outright to murder and rape.
>Indians are LITERALLY rebelling against their government for the right to be shitty.
Don't even get me started on the income inequality there...
Also forgot to mention that when people say "religion of peace" they mean "peace through submission." In other words, what a Muslim wishes to express by this phrase is that there can't be world peace unless Islam dominates the world and other ideologies are purged. Islam is a warring religion at its core, it is not peaceful like the loose and secular Muslims make it out to be.
I've always been on the watch for India threads when I go on /pol/. I've been to so many India threads I think I might have been in that one too. The timing of the posts align with my usual /pol/ hours. I just remember I posted something regarding cow dung patties but that could have been another thread.
Everything Indian is repulsive. Every single thing.
>1! 2! 3! 4! We don't want the loo no more
>5! 6! 7! 8! We'll poo in streets we designate
>Poo Revere, the revolootionary hero of India
>The latrines are coming! The latrines are coming!
>fight in the Indian revolootion
>Indians all get together to shit in unison
>creates a poo wall tall and thick enough to keep the toilets from getting through
>Indians then gather and hurl hardened turds at the toilets and break them
>innumerable toilet casualties
>such is life in India
PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
LET'S GET RID OF THE LOO
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
I clench my thighs, only for a moment, and the moments gone
All my eats pass before my cheeks, a curry ass country
Poo in the loo
All they are is poo in the loo
Same pajeet, just a pile of poopoo in an endless street
All we poo crumbles to the ground though we refuse to loo
Poo in the loo
Designated poo in the loo
Now don't wash hands, poo rains down now from the earth and sky
It slips on shoes
And all your 2020s superpower dies
Poo in the loo
All we are is poo in the loo
Designated poo in the loo
Poo in the loo
Toilet witch in poo in the loo
Everything is poo in the loo
this is the worst taqiyya ive ever seen.
jesus dont you have someone to teach you how to shill? no wonder lebanon went from 80% christian to 100000% retarded nigger muslims
>live in tiny village of only 2 million people
>noble Brahmin caste holds sacred shrine dedicated to Poopaloopadingdong, Ten-Armed God of Loos
>only the holy priests may enter his shrine and poo in the holy loo
>it is the only loo in entire village
>the sacred loo is paraded through village on a palanquin followed by a guard of rajahs in rickshaws
>everyone else must poo in street, lesser castes are forbidden to touch the holy loo
>everywhere you go, thousands of your relatives, all pooing in street
>poo reaches up to knees
>little children, stark naked, swim in poo and fling poo at each other in poo fights
>old beggars swim into the dark poo depths in search of missing rupees
>when monsoon season comes, a great tidal wave of poo floods the village, destroying many houses
>a snake charmer plays his flute on a tall platform made of mangrove wood
>his pet cobra swaying to and fro
>he poos through a hole cut in the dais, the poo dropping in the street below
>poo stretches higher than rooftops on the designated street for poo
>entire soil of village is made of poo
>the poo stretches downwards into the earth a full kilometer
>at the very bottom, a layer of fossilized poo dating to the Satya Yuga
such is life in India