DEFECATION DEFECTION: Indians say 'Lose the Loos'

THE GREAT INDIAN POO REBELLION

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>61204800
how uncivilized

>>61204800
>the presence of a toilet in an already cramped house stopped their children from playing

they could always play in the fields, if you cunts weren't continually shitting in them

>>61204800
Poo uprising when? Will street shitters sabotage the sewage systems to disrupt their loo using overlords?

A well regulated sphincter being necessary to the security of a free poo, the right to designated shitting streets shall not be infringed.

>>61205016
Play in the fields? But the fields are full of shit, what kind of idiot would want his kids to play in the fields?

>>61204800
autist here, i was on omegle last night for about 2 hours. I have found indians in indian i conducted a survey saying do you have loo. 10 say yes 5 say no. So i think its just a meme india is a shit hole but some people dont shit outside.

>>61205491
india

>>61205491

the street shitters are poorer than poor and would not have a computer.

>>61205491
you were polling just the indians that had a computer with internet and you still got a 50% strike rate

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with these people. At least we managed to stop them burning each other to death.

>>61205491
The poor dont have internet anón.
The poor are more and shit in fields and streets.

>>61205491
Try polling Americans and then compare the results.

>>61204800
Absolutely fucking incredible. You can't make this up.

>>61205691

we need to start a movement to bring that Indian tradition back, after 'muh ebil imperialists' made them stop a beloved part of their culture.

can you fucking imagine having to share space with these animals in orbit?

nasty curry shits floating around the air 24/7 because prajeet refused to use the spaceloo

absolutely disgusting

>>61205491
>there are indians with a computer and no toilet


fucking pajeet holy shit

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>>61204800
>you'll never shitpost on your phone while squatting in a field next to your house, surrounded by nature, the sun setting, pleasant room temperature outside and the gentle chriping of crickets

just kill me already

>>61204800
holy shit, india is like the DESIGNATED sweden for feces

>>61204915
Haha australia with the top tier bantz.
Long live The Great Indian Poo Rebellion!!!

>>61205936
This.
This is the only relevant information attained with said survey.

>>61205936
when i conducted the survey some were even sitting in bathrooms.

>>61204800
Damn it pol. Stop being right.

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>>61204800
THE TIME IS NOW MY INDIAN BROTHERS

India's poo economics is too stronk!
WE NEED STRONGER LOOS!

Can someone link an article about the toilet witches?

I want to send it to my gf and parents.

>>61205605
33%

one third lacked a shitter

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>>61208481
Here's one:
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33980904

>>61208665
pic semi-related

>>61208481
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33980904

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daayan

all you had to do was google toilet witch

>>61208665
>>61208706
>all you had to do was google toilet witch

I knew I could find articles on it, but I knew /pol/ would have the best ones ready.

Plus I knew other people here would enjoy seeing these articles posted.

Thanks, guys.

>>61204800

Literal subhumans.

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>>61208665
>feeling blue over daily ablutions

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>>61204800

>>61208928
Feeling blue over the daily poo.

>>61205383

I suppose you don't read past commas.

>>61204800
CANNOT
STOP
THE
POO

>>61204800
I couldn't laugh anymore after it started raining shit in India. This people need to be purged. The power of meme magic is getting out of hand.

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>>61208948

>>61204800
So this is why we left India, they probably started shitting in the streets to revolt

Is this meme magic? Did we start the loo rebellion?

>>61204800
> rebelling against toilets

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>>61204800
>>Used to the "comfortable fields", 90 families quietly demolished the toilets inside their house

>>61210078

Shitting in protest of something, this is what my cat does.

>>61210320
This kinda looks like germanys flag

>>61204800
You guys should have armenia'd India.

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>>61204800

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR

SHITTING STREETS ARE WELCOME HERE

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Indian recently announced the discovery of a poo based lifeform on Mars

However, it was later determined to be a speck of fecal matter on the lens of the telescope

>>61204800
It looks like India is going through a
POO REVOLUTION

>>61209747
Sauce

>>61210765
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35255102

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POST YFW WHEN INDIA BREAKS OUT INTO AN ALL-OUT CIVIL WAR WHEN THEIR GOVERNMENT TRIES TO FORCE THEM TO USE TOILETS

>>61210760

>not "RevoLOOtion"

Cmon man

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>>61210956

>>61208665
>ablution
It's not often I learn about a new word. Nice.

>>61205936
Top kek

i'd feel sorry for india if their problems weren't so fucking stupid

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>>61208948
>town has only two toilets
Holy shit, they never stop delivering.

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>>61210956
indians are like human poo mortars

>>61211430
agree

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>>61210900
>shit literally raining from the sky
That's it, my sides have warped into a different dimension.

>>61211067
Damn, it was a missed opportunity.

>>61211430
Should we teach them about latrines?

GAS THE TURDS LOO WAR NOW

>>61210900
Pol magic is too strong. We've tapped into some kabbalah shit

>>61207329
haha, too good m8.

>>61205699
Rare

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>>61204800

>Mfw open air shitting becomes a poostitutional right.

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GET A LOO
BIN THAT POO

>>61208948
>I don't know. Nobody's tried that before. People will just think you're weird if you bury your shit I guess.

That's the one that fucking got me.

They're too fucking dumb to even bother to bury their own shit. Even cats are smarter than Indians. Holy fuck.

>>61212781
On the contrary; as evidenced by the OP, it's actually
BIN THAT LOO

>>61205318
Underrated

>>61213077
Super power by 2030

>>61213573
*Superpooer

>>61212781
Is this why they call it the Indian ocean?

>>61213842
jej

What gets me is that they don't even dig a fucking hole. The smell....

Perhaps the curry has fried their noses? Or perhaps the curry is in response to the shit lands.

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>>61212781
>Australians talk shit about India on the Internet
>indians send literal shit to Australia irl

>>61212781
>India doesn't even need nukes
>They can just order everyone to shit at the same time when the tide is right so it floods their enemies

>>61213573
>>61213625
Superpoower by 2020 actually. We meme'd them about 2030 and then they got mad and now claimed they could do it 10 years sooner. Either way I'm going to wait until then and laugh my ass off.

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>>61204800

>not shitting in a field

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>Even the Indian military uses poo colour guns

>>61214374
>the damage is minimal

Sure, the damage is minimal. Especially when over 600 million people or half the Indian population does it, and they all seem to do it 10 times a day, I mean just look how they altered the water around them. >>61212781

14 and 19 times a day? Goddamn. What the fuck do they eat to shit so much? Average person here only shits about twice a day. I myself only do so once a day or every other day but I'm a rare case.

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>>61214269
They sure stockpile a lot of dirty bombs!

>>61205888

designated shitting planets

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>>61214374
>eat shitty curry
>frequently shitting
>repeat it everyday
It's pretty logical

>>61214777

his argument is retarded.

India is way more polluted than USA and over a billion gallons of raw untreated sewage is dumped into the Ganges on a daily basis

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>>61214919
goddamnit carlos

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>>61214919
Carlos oh you!

>>61205491
1/3rd of random ass Indians is incredibly fucking high dude

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>>61215191

That's like 300 million people ffs

>>61204800
This is literally the reason I keep coming back to /pol/
Even in my darkest and most depressed days, making fun of India will always send my sides into orbit

Has India always been like this? Unable to cope with the novel concept of burying your shit or not doing it in public with everyone watching? Did the British try to put a stop to it when they conquered it?

How can it be literally the one place that does it, and seems to be proud of it? Even countries significantly poorer than India manage to not have this problem. It boggles my fucking mind.

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>>61204800

> the presence of a toilet in an already cramped house stopped their children from playing

Implying they were not afraid of the toilet witch.

>>61212781
Mars colony by 2050
They will terraform it in no time with their feces

>Others said the presence of a toilet in an already cramped house stopped their children from playing."
Bathrooms are for playing, outdoors is for shitting.
How backwards can you get?

>>61215105
Exactly. I like it how he claimed India doesn't smell but that's because he grew up smelling nothing but shit his entire life and it is a normal smell to him. To Indians it's probably normal to see rivers being brown and having a higher viscosity than normal water from all that shit, in addition to seeing dead fish and human corpses floating around.

It's only pollution when it's coming from something artificial in their minds apparently. India must be nuked.

>>61215370
India today has 1.252 billion people. 1/3 is more than 400 million actually.

In reality, about 600 million Indians defecate in the open, or just about half their population. The most common number I see is around 49%.

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what I don't get is how do they avoid massive breakouts of plague?

With India being so overpopulated and polluted, isn't it inevitable that nature does what it does and some disease creates a deadly epidemic?

>tfw even goddamned muslims are more civilized than indians

maybe we should put aside our differences and remove curry

Why are you guys so obsessed with India? If they were shitting in other countries like Chinese tourists, then I could see this being a problem but who gives a fuck about their stupid, backwards country otherwise?

>>>/int/
Take your poo fetishism away from my board. When they use the term "mudslinging," they're not referring to literal shit, you poo-loving shitlords.

>>61215994
t. Ahmed Muhammad Al-Baghdadi

>>61215994
I second this.

>>61215994
>t. Shitskin Muslim

Allahu Snackbar, Achmed!

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>>61215743

This comic. Every time.

>>61215994

Just piss off Pakistan and blame India. They both have nuclear weapons. Two birds with one stone.

>>61215981
I hope so. But then one thing I fear is that Indians have a special immunity against whatever mother nature tries throwing at them, due to them living in filth from the cradle to the grave. What I fear most is that they'll use such an immunity when employing bio weapons.

>>61215994
Indians are shitty but they are peaceful people. The Kebab is violent and wants to impose his shitty beliefs on the world and drag civilization back 7 centuries. The kebab is a lot more dangerous and should be eliminated at the highest priority. The jews are next once we're done with kebabs. Indians could be the #3 target to deal with.

Most of the hindus I've seen attain PhD's or MD are potty trained. Not sure if this means exposure to western schools and values does the trick or simply having an intelligence higher than a baboon is required to poo in loo.

>>61216045
t. Pajeet Singh

>>61216372
What is wrong with Islam?

>>61216632
Everything.

R U a muslim?

If so explain why we need to allow you to exist on this planet another second.

>>61204800

AWAY WITH THE TOILET WITCH

>>61216739
No I am not a Muslim I just do not see what is wrong with it.

>>61205318
Top defecate

>>61215994
>maybe we should put aside our differences and remove curry
Hell no, this is the line of thinking that got us involved with P*kistan in the first place.

>>61216897
Then it is time to be educated on the death cult known as islam.

First, the entire thing is made up No god or allah involved it was all pedohamad's doing.

>>61216897
It is also nota religion of peace and never has been, that was a meme created by the trisomic asshat GW Bush right after 9/11. Prior to this islamic acts of terror were understood to be normal for the most militant of cults.

>>61216632
Hello Lebanon

The radical element and how the more moderate and secular Muslims don't really do anything about it. Like any religious text, the Qu'ran can be interpreted many ways and it is often interpreted in an extreme manner. The fact that Islam is a merger between religion and government is awful on its own. People of other beliefs aren't treated right in Muslim majority countries. People get publically executed for being an atheist, gay, drawing the prophet, or speaking negatively about it. Men treat their women like property and they must be covered from head to toe and basically have little rights. Women cannot go anywhere unaccompanied. Rape doesn't seem to be looked down upon and if the wife is raped, she'll get stoned for it. In Saudi Arabia, women have been lashed in public for daring to wear shirts.

It's a whole can of worms, I could list more things, but I feel this is enough to get a picture about how westerners feel about Islam.

>>61217052
Can you cite sources in the Koran that says this?

>>61216897
It isn't so much a religion and theology as it is a set of instructions on how to conquer and hold land occupied by "non believers". Using any trick in the book including lying outright to murder and rape.

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>>61204800
>Indians are LITERALLY rebelling against their government for the right to be shitty.

Don't even get me started on the income inequality there...

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>>61205491
>>61205936

>>61217259
Which part? That is was made up by pedohammad the pedophile sperm demon?

>>61216897
>>61217202
Also forgot to mention that when people say "religion of peace" they mean "peace through submission." In other words, what a Muslim wishes to express by this phrase is that there can't be world peace unless Islam dominates the world and other ideologies are purged. Islam is a warring religion at its core, it is not peaceful like the loose and secular Muslims make it out to be.

>>61215743
whats the origin of these comics, I know it was some shitty canadian educational thing

>>61212781
>That poo drifting into WA
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>61217052
>>61217158
>>61217202
>>61217286
>>61217353
>>61217363
Okay. Thank you for the insight.

>>61208948
>go to save this image
>already saved
>saved this image today and i literally cannot remember doing so

TOILET WITCHES STRIKE AGAIN

>>61217548
Start here

http://www.nairaland.com/704884/100-proof-quran-not-word

>>61204800
And yet they're the most arrogant people known.

How can they manage this level of cognitive dissonance? At this point they are living parodies of themselves.

>>61214374
fuck man I shit once every 3 or 4 days, a week once while on vacation.

>>61217327
Top kek.

>>61217609
I've always been on the watch for India threads when I go on /pol/. I've been to so many India threads I think I might have been in that one too. The timing of the posts align with my usual /pol/ hours. I just remember I posted something regarding cow dung patties but that could have been another thread.

>poo party rebellion
>no defecation without representation

>>61206926

Did you make that?

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Everything Indian is repulsive. Every single thing.

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>>61218054

>1! 2! 3! 4! We don't want the loo no more
>5! 6! 7! 8! We'll poo in streets we designate

>>61218054
>Poo Revere, the revolootionary hero of India
>The latrines are coming! The latrines are coming!
>fight in the Indian revolootion
>Indians all get together to shit in unison
>creates a poo wall tall and thick enough to keep the toilets from getting through
>Indians then gather and hurl hardened turds at the toilets and break them
>innumerable toilet casualties
>such is life in India

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PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
LET'S GET RID OF THE LOO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT

>>61208948
truly on par with the moldavian town rapist

This thread needs a bump.

I clench my thighs, only for a moment, and the moments gone
All my eats pass before my cheeks, a curry ass country
Poo in the loo
All they are is poo in the loo
Same pajeet, just a pile of poopoo in an endless street
All we poo crumbles to the ground though we refuse to loo
Poo in the loo
Designated poo in the loo
Now don't wash hands, poo rains down now from the earth and sky
It slips on shoes
And all your 2020s superpower dies
Poo in the loo
All we are is poo in the loo
Designated poo in the loo
Poo in the loo
Toilet witch in poo in the loo
Everything is poo in the loo
The loo

>>61205699

more pajeets have cell phones than toilets

>>61210956
>The Toilet Wars

>>61217259
>>61216897
this is the worst taqiyya ive ever seen.
jesus dont you have someone to teach you how to shill? no wonder lebanon went from 80% christian to 100000% retarded nigger muslims

>>61212781
lol people falling for this bait. look at the top url you autists.

>>61204800
It's like the old saying goes

Crap Diem

>live in tiny village of only 2 million people
>noble Brahmin caste holds sacred shrine dedicated to Poopaloopadingdong, Ten-Armed God of Loos
>only the holy priests may enter his shrine and poo in the holy loo
>it is the only loo in entire village
>the sacred loo is paraded through village on a palanquin followed by a guard of rajahs in rickshaws
>everyone else must poo in street, lesser castes are forbidden to touch the holy loo
>everywhere you go, thousands of your relatives, all pooing in street
>poo reaches up to knees
>little children, stark naked, swim in poo and fling poo at each other in poo fights
>old beggars swim into the dark poo depths in search of missing rupees
>when monsoon season comes, a great tidal wave of poo floods the village, destroying many houses
>a snake charmer plays his flute on a tall platform made of mangrove wood
>his pet cobra swaying to and fro
>he poos through a hole cut in the dais, the poo dropping in the street below
>poo stretches higher than rooftops on the designated street for poo
>entire soil of village is made of poo
>the poo stretches downwards into the earth a full kilometer
>at the very bottom, a layer of fossilized poo dating to the Satya Yuga

such is life in India

>>61208665
That shit is depressing
She was just embarrassed about it, poor girl