>live in middleclass suburb
>leftist shit down the street somehow convinces local politicians to build temporary asylum shelter in my area last year
>temperatures below zero for 2 days
>central heating of asylum shelter broke today
>'activists' decide it's a good idea to steel firewood from houses surrounding the shelter including mine
>notice them stealing the wood from my gardenwhen walking dog
>13 leftists arrested
>claim they scratched my car, broke the fence and tried to break in my house, neighbour does the same and we backup each others story ( D E V I L I S H )
>during police action asylum seekers chimp out, 4 of them arrested as well
>some nignogs fiddling with cables managed to break electricity distribution box in our street (or whatever it's called in english), they can't even start electric heaters now
>whole street and shelter is dark except mine and neighbours house because we have diesel generators
they have to see me sitting here in my warm living room and this makes the whole situation even more comfy. people kept ringing the doorbell and knocking windows all evening and i'm pretty sure it was the people running the shelter who wanted to leech something off me but i didn't open. currently thinking of starting a large fire in the garden and then calling the police on everyone who trespasses. i hope they all die
Stand tall and proud, Germanic blood flows through your veins
Wow, you're a real asshole, aren't you? I suppose being on this echo chamber all day prevents you from partaking in any form of self-introspection. Those "leftists" were just trying to HELP disadvantaged people, and you couldn't even spare a couple pieces of wood? Give me a fucking break. I hope those people get what's rightfully theirs and teach you a lesson. Fuck you.
Sieg heil Germany. Keep up Hitler's work.
>Don't give your property to others
>I hope they "teach you a lesson"
thinking about talking to newspaper tomorrow but i'm worried they will spin the story and i'm the asshole (i know i am but others shouldn't)
brb i think i saw ambulance lights, i'm gonna check whats happening from the fence.
Im getting pretty fucking sick of your shit Bernie
>what's rightfully theirs
They're already getting that and more. It's not their country, and literally nothing in it is rightfully theirs. Not even their own lives if they insist on staying against the wishes of the native people.
>tfw OP kraut incited a race riot over a couple of sticks of wood.
the "leftist" who petioned among his hippie friends to have the shelter built silently fucked off and moved to a different town shortly after. so much for that. i'm not sure the activists are leftists (they most likely are) but with this zombie siege thing going on around my house i'm not they are up to anything good.
Okay lets trespass on your property and steal your shit and we will just say that we're disadvantaged and this gives us the right to steal your own property and trespass faggot
OP is a fucking god.
Godspeed my friend.
Some music for this comfy thread
You my friend is going to our new PC camp located outside Krakow.
>currently thinking of starting a large fire in the garden and then calling the police on everyone who trespasses. i hope they all die
Now THIS. THIS is the Deutschland I've always loved.
If you do it, roast schnitzels and/or bacon over the fire and be sure the smell spreads all over the neighborhood.
Nothing will piss off pakis more than the smell of roasting schnitzel + pork whilst hungry.
Keep up the good work
>I hope these people get what's rightfully theirs
lol. stop stealing your neighbors wifi mr. gibsmedat
hope you dont get mauled to death by assylum seekers I mean you and your neighbour are just the ones with fire/light.
Its like if you had a fucking flag with FOOD & WATER HERE when SHTF
Make a fire OP, make a pot of hot coffee, then go next door and invite over ONLY the women and children. Emasculate the men infront of their families that they can't fend for. How many could there be, probably only a handful. Let the guys freeze to death.
Being cold is the absolute worst, more than hunger by a long shot. It's not the children's faults, and the women are retarded slaves. Show compassion for them and cuck the foreign men.
they might. i just dug out old flipcharts from the basement, drew prophet mohamed snowmen on them and placed them in the frontyard facing the street. it's 1:43 and i'm getting really creative
I love the classics too bro, but Luni's cheekiness suits this situation in my mind. Save the alter lieder for krystallnacht pt. 2, coming to a German street near you soon shitskins!
I hope this happens here lol, its -25c, they will freeze to death in an hour
You don't need money to survive. You need food fucko.
And yes, it is stealing, just because someone has a lot of something doesn't mean he doesn't need it or that he has to share it.
Agreed. I don't know what the German press is like, but the American press would roast you. And the Twitter and Tumblr and Facebook would get hold of the story and try to get you fired from your job.
>Fill a weed killer sprayer with fuel
>Invite every refugee over
>sit down and read the quran to them and tell them bed time storys of uncle osama
>take out weed sprayer
>while they're in a state of confusion take out lighter light it and burn all the refugees to death whilst screaming for the fatherland
>currently thinking of starting a large fire in the garden and then calling the police on everyone who trespasses
fucking do it
Does the government set up speakers in those migrant shelters to blast the call-to-prayer 5 times per day, like they do in Islamic countries? If so, can the surrounding white neighbors hear it? That would drive me nuts.
>if a freezing man steals firewood to survive is that stealing?
>if a freezing man steals
>is that stealing?
WHOA, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE! CAN I CALL A FRIEND??
du bist der Grund warum ich Deutschen und Deutschland hasse. ich werde lachen wenn Deutschland wieder in Flammen steht, ihr habt es verdient, ein so grausames und unmenschliches Volk soll auf Erden keine Ruhe finden duerfen. und ihr koennt mir glauben, kein Mensch will wirklich unter Deutschen leben ein so autistisches Volk hat es noch nie geben. ja, du bist ein gutes Beispiel fuer deutsche 'Ehre' denn viel habt ihr von euren juedischen Meistern gelernt.
Of course it's stealing and theft. What else could it be? If they were really trying to survive, they should go into the fucking forest and cut down some of their own trees. They would warm them up with all that hard labor.
I like you.
Keep up the good work, chum. You and your neighbour are top fiends.
Most refugees arent this islamic. The discount-supermarkets are selling cheap booze and beer like hell. And no, theyve to move their arsed to the few mosques in the town, IF theres any of this shitbuldings.
>refugees fuck up power distribution grid
>now power to the street
>have diesel generator and enough wood to last the winter
Why is it okay to cause someone rlse to potentially experience discomfort because of their planning and your lack of planning?
And dont be fooled, winter is about as regular a hardship as you can get, its nobodys fault but the people who failed to plan to heat the place.
>if a freezing person steals firewood to survive does that make them a thief?
Yes, this is an analytic proposition that is objectively true
>if a x person who steals to y does that make him a thief
>seriously you all make me sick these people are trying to SURVIVE. have a freaking heart
Nice feeeeelings, maybe he can just ask for some damn firewood and make the case that's he's going to die?
I like this aussie, we should join countries together
Jaja. Wir sollten uns ein Beispiel an Amerika nehmen, dem alles andere als grausamen und unmenschlichen Volk, welches für seine Philanthropie bekannt ist. Schließlich haben sie ganze 10.000 Syrer aufgenommen.
Du scheiß Ami hast doch keine Ahnung was hier abgeht.
made me LOL. It's people like you who will save Germany and Europe.
lets say they dearly, needed said firewood if they are near a Forrest just go into the Forrest with a small group of them and try to snap off a few tree limbs and come back.
they could follow the law of the *fucking* land like logical humans and ask for wood and not steal like some animals
Great work! We all feel fuzzy. Sadly no pics, so this is just cuck fiction.
ich wurde in Amiland geboren daher bin ich ein Ami, und ich wurde in Amiland geboren weil mein Vater euer scheiss Land verlassen hat. wollten seine Eltern nach Deutschland? nein, sie wurden nach Deutschland gebracht um Zwangsarbeit zu verrichten. du scheiss Deutscher kannst nicht nachvollziehen was ihr ganze Voelker und Menschen angetan habt. und erzaehl keinen Scheiss du selbst warst kein Nazi, ihr waert gern ein Nazi wenn euer Staat das erlauben wuerde.
This warms my heart. Some justice for those leftist criminals who think they can loot and vandalize property of people with different political views. They need to be deported to Syria, or at least sent to jail with their precious rapists theyre importing.
Why doesn't Israel take them then Goldberg shekelstin
one dude has full chain mail while another dude doesn't even have shoes. then the dude with the most armor stands in the back with a menora on his head.
this picture is so america.
Guess you krauts aren't so bad after all. Nice job, Hans.
just because these people are willing to break a few laws to make sure their loved ones literally survive the night does not make them bad people.
can you imagine fleeing your home traveling hundreds of miles on foot leaving everyone you know and love to try to make a better peaceful life for you and your family?
just try a little empathy and maybe youll see
Ich kann das bei Weitem besser nachvollziehen als du Sohn zweier räudiger Köder, denn ich werde wie jeder andere Deutscher in seiner Jugend mit so einem scheiß bombadiert. Und wenn ich meine Großeltern nach ihren Erlebnissen im zweiten Weltkrieg frage, dann erzählen die mir weiß Gott nichts von so etwas Luxuriösem wie Zwangsarbeit. Und wehe dir Gott, wenn du sagst, dass es deren eigene Entscheidung war, denn dann haben dir deine Köder von Eltern nur Schrott erzählt.
Get a ceramic jar, or a metal bucket.
Fill it with 2/3rds iron oxide and 1/3rd powdered aluminum.
Stick a magnesium strip down the middle.
Give it to them as a gift. Tell them to light it in their asylum shelter and it'll keep them warm for hours.
>just because these people are willing to break a few laws to make sure their loved ones literally survive the night does not make them bad people.
But choosing to run away instead of fighting for their countries does.
wie die Deutschen Krieg fuehren ist unehrenhaft. die Geschichte zeigt ihr seid Eidbrecher und geborene Verraeter. ich wuerde mich schaemen waere ich ein Deutscher aber, ich kann den ganzen Selbsthass verstehen. ich bin froh das euer Land sich in den Selbstmord treibt. so gehoert sich das.
Please. you're going to need better bait then that
If this is true, you are a god among men.
look at this goy
>germans are born traitors
>americans are somehow all innocent, good people
er war kein Deutscher, Gott sei Dank. erst jetzt kann ich verstehen warum er Deutschland verlassen hat, es laesst sich nicht mit Deutschen leben. der einzige Grund weil ihr so einen guten Ruf unter anderen Laendern geniesst ist es weil sie euch nicht wirklich kennen. ich bereue es so viel Zeit mit eurer Sprache verschwendet zu haben, zumindest kann ich zugeben dass ihr in der Vergangenheit schoene Buecher geschrieben habt.
if a father steals firewood so his son survives the night is he really that bad?
i think any man worth his salt would do the same to protect his loved ones. these people need our support.
Here is what you do Germanbro.
>Get a small log, preferably hollow
>Hollow out as much of it as you can
>Stuff it full of steel wool, pack as much as you can inside
>Give it to the refugees as firewood
>They go back to their camp
>Throw the log in the fire
>Steel wool ignites
>Burning steel creates toxic fumes
>Applying water to burning steel only makes the fire worse
>Their camp is now full of toxic fumes and they can't put out the fire to make it stop
das kannst du dir wuenschen, aber euch erwartet ein viel schlimmeres Schicksal. ich wuensche euch nichts Gutes, ihr werdet noch in tausend Jahren fuer die Verbrechen von eurern Vaetern buessen.
Ein Ami, der deutsch gelernt hat und Deutschland hasst, bringt mich ehrlich gesagt viel mehr zum Lächeln.
Was mich an deiner Geschichte stört ist Folgendes: Als Frankreich von den Deutschen eingenommen wurde, haben selbst diese gezögert politisch Verfolgte, ja selbst Juden Preis zu geben. In wie fern hat es Hitler geschafft deine Eltern aus Amerika zu holen? Es gab einen weltweiten Rundruf, dass ,,Volksdeutsche" zurück nach Deutschland kommen sollen, unter FREIWILLIGEN Handeln. Sicher, dass deine Eltern dir kein Märchen erzählt haben?
You see this is why we need guns.
They deserved a bullet in the ass at the very least. Fucking leftists thinking they have the right to steal from people if it means helping "muh poor refugees"
You know what the real kicker is.
They choose to steal the firewood, instead of knocking on the door and asking may we have a block or two of fire wood.
They choose to steal, instead of being humans.
Or even this.
May we have some firewood, in exchange for money, or goods?
I used to cut firewood for an old woman all the time, I didnt expect nothing in return though, but she made me fucking awesome foods, so I kept cutting wood for her.
Jaja, gleichfalls. Du vergißt nur, dass ihr Kacklappen Millionen von Indianern ermordet, ihr Land geklaut, Millionen Schwarznasen versklavt, und Atombomben auf Japanesen geworfen habt. Du solltest lieber mal deine dumme Fresse halten. Wenns um Völkermord geht, seid ihr Kackamis ebenfalls große Klasse.
i literally do not consider it stealing if they need the wood. they are used to living in the tropical latitudes and this seems cruel.
its generally not a good idea to piss off a group of people fighting to survive in a strange place when they live down the block from you.
fkn lmao, the wehrmacht was the most honorable fighting force in WW2. your subhuman US forces, especially the niggers, even raped french people when "liberating" it.
and then mass bombings of civilians..... in WW2 just as today.
I would do anything to keep my daughter and son safe warm and feed but i wouldnt just steal the wood i would go cut my own so i could get warm cutting then keep warm as i build the fire and then the fire would keep my kids and GF warm or i would have asked if i could take some i return for me doing some odd jobs
Guess you wouldn't consider it stealing if they needed the money and robbed a bank. It's their own fault they chose to migrate so far up north, they could have went south, to Africa, but then they wouldn't get bennies and white women.
And the Jew part was our thing.
>i hope they all die
The German psyche incarnate.
God bless you, OP.
I expect the migrants to steal. But what is really appalling about this story is that it was actual German citizens doing most of the stealing.
Not only should they know better, but also they very easily could have went to the store and bought wood for the migrants. Or given them some of their own wood.
what jew thing? the few 100k that actually died? literally laughable compared to the atrocities the allied did.
and if anyone "took care" of any jews, it was the SS and not the wehrmacht. the wehrmacht literally had an honor codex to follow.
this is absolutely correct people have been shot for stealing plants off someones yard
Mate you already shitposted at least three times in here It's time to stop.
Front guy looks like buff Guy fieri kek
What's a good dish to add a fuckload of bacon to to disguise the taste? Should cook something up and give it to the leftist cucks to bring to the shelter. Feign ignorance at the inevitable shitstorm.
>A people known for violence and not being acclimated to cold climates in any event
>OP is literally taunting them with the false promise of warmth
>Thinks "the police" can save him from the horde once they lose their shit
>Lives in cucked Germany, so no gun and cops will probably just watch as they literally tear him limb from limb
OP's gonna get culturally enriched pretty hard. Can't wait to hear about it on the news.
>thinking our kraut-bro isn't gonna make it
I believe in you OP.