>live in middleclass suburb >leftist shit down the street

top kek

>>61203458
godspeed Hanz

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Make me proud, Bruder!

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>>61203458
Stand tall and proud, Germanic blood flows through your veins

>>61203458
That's one heart-warming story you've got there.

Friedrich you absolute madman

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Good job Fritz.

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>>61203458
Im so proud Bruder

>>61203458
Wow, you're a real asshole, aren't you? I suppose being on this echo chamber all day prevents you from partaking in any form of self-introspection. Those "leftists" were just trying to HELP disadvantaged people, and you couldn't even spare a couple pieces of wood? Give me a fucking break. I hope those people get what's rightfully theirs and teach you a lesson. Fuck you.

>>61203458
Based Frank
Keep it up

>>61203458
Top KEK

Couldn't help but smile. Stay comfy, you earned it.

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>>61203458
Sieg heil Germany. Keep up Hitler's work.

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>>61203458
Das so evil Reinhold lmao

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>>61204747

>Don't give your property to others
>I hope they "teach you a lesson"

Hi Bernie

>>61204747
Ill help ur mom with some wood, ficki ficki

>>61203458
Kek me timbers, well done Fritz.

>>61203458
If this is real then good job

>>61204060
>>61204234
>>61204640

thinking about talking to newspaper tomorrow but i'm worried they will spin the story and i'm the asshole (i know i am but others shouldn't)

brb i think i saw ambulance lights, i'm gonna check whats happening from the fence.

>>61203458
Just reading this makes me comfy

>>61205010
It's ficki ficki time, Hans

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>>61203458

S T A R T T H E F I R E
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>>61204747
Why do you come here?
We hate niggers
We hate leftist
We hate shitskins
Guess what? we hate you too.

>>61204747

They could have asked for the wood.

>>61203458
(:

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>>61204747
>OPs firewood
>rightfully theirs
Im getting pretty fucking sick of your shit Bernie

>neighbour does the same and we backup each others story
this really should be stressed, particularly in Enrichment Zone No. 1

>>61204747
>what's rightfully theirs
They're already getting that and more. It's not their country, and literally nothing in it is rightfully theirs. Not even their own lives if they insist on staying against the wishes of the native people.

>>61203458
What did the leftists look like?

Were they that kind of ruined leather jacket and studded belt wearing fag with piercings and colored hair and stuff?

>>61204831
Fuck that nigger, stay warm anon.
>>61203458
Good job Op, crank some music while you're at it.

>>61203458
I guess you could say the fire rises just not for them

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>>61205010

>tfw OP kraut incited a race riot over a couple of sticks of wood.

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>>61203458

>>61205010

Dont trust the medias. They only see the german rich guy with eletricity and the poor chilly refugees. Time of change has come anyway!

>>61204747
the "leftist" who petioned among his hippie friends to have the shelter built silently fucked off and moved to a different town shortly after. so much for that. i'm not sure the activists are leftists (they most likely are) but with this zombie siege thing going on around my house i'm not they are up to anything good.

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>>61204747
Okay lets trespass on your property and steal your shit and we will just say that we're disadvantaged and this gives us the right to steal your own property and trespass faggot

>>61204747
Ironic sjws are the cancer killing this board. Nobody thinks you're funny.

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Well done, Krautbro!

>>61205209
Heh.

>>61205211
Bretty neat if you ask me.

>>61205160

She's cute

>>61204747
I seriously hope that you will also one day try to "help disadvantaged people" in your country and get gunned down by a trigger happy ameribro for trying to steal his shit

>>61203458
Holy shit Germanon, this is hilarious in a hopeless sort of way.

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>>61203458
OP is a fucking god.

Godspeed my friend.

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>>61203458
Top kek. Good job.

Itt things that never happened

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>>61203458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnMvu_qI1Mc

Some music for this comfy thread

>>61203458
The Germans are learning.
You do not ask permission to exist unless you want to die.

>>61205010
I would be careful. When they print your full name in the paper and depict you as an ebil racist nazi swine, you could be pretty fucked.

>>61203458
Nice work m8 bulid the fire then when mud men turn up turn the garden hose on them been dripping wet in that kind of cold will hopefully give them pneumonia

>>61203458
Disgusting. Even for /pol/acks this is a new low.

>>61205486
The whole country is up in arms. It's like they merely waited for the signal to kraut it up.

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>>61203458

please be true

>>61203458

I laughed wholeheartedly my good chap. Splendid!

op is liar
op sat in his mom's basement scared
white man's motherland is gone.
thanks europussies

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>>61203458
You my friend is going to our new PC camp located outside Krakow.

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>>61205486

>>61203458
Heil Dir mein gute kamerad!

>>61203458
Your story makes me feel warm and happy inside. Thank you for sharing. I shall have a drink for you.

>>61205486
>>61205591

These men are enemies of our brotherhood, do not be divided.

>>61204747
How is it rightful theres this man cut the wood so its us his you giant fucking fag

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>>61203458
You're the liar and the idiot. You just made them angry. Guess what, they'll still come back but this time they might actually fuck your shit up.

>>61203458
Finally some good news on /pol/, thanks Hans.

>>61203458
>currently thinking of starting a large fire in the garden and then calling the police on everyone who trespasses. i hope they all die

Now THIS. THIS is the Deutschland I've always loved.

>>61205819
>leftists
>able to put up a decent fight

kek
refer to Syriza

A WINNER IS YOU

>>61205010
Put on some Trump speeches really loud imo. Or offer people wood in exchange for signing a petition to remove the shelter.

>>61205864
Not co-operating is a sign of autism.

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>>61203458
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

>>61203458
If you do it, roast schnitzels and/or bacon over the fire and be sure the smell spreads all over the neighborhood.

Nothing will piss off pakis more than the smell of roasting schnitzel + pork whilst hungry.

>>61203458
I should hope that this actually happened.
Beware though of reprisal from the leftshit activists. Germany's self-defence laws aren't on your side, are they?

Sell wood for 5€/kg

>>61203458
>god bless!

such a nice story to sleep before I go to bed

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>>61203458
This is what i come to /pol/ for

>>61205834
In Der Bergen von Ruanda by Landser plays in the background...my god that is the German spirit we need

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>>61203458
Savage.
Keep up the good work
t. Michigan

>>61205819
>the big Greek surrender

this attitude got you into the crisis you are in now.

what a fag, you are

Light fire in yard and put bacon all over the place.

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>>61204747
>I hope these people get what's rightfully theirs
>rightfully theirs
lol. stop stealing your neighbors wifi mr. gibsmedat

>>61205428
Check out the seize of those eagles on the outer left and outer right. Goddamn...

>decided to steal firewood from houses

Wow! low scale socialism!

>>61206007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps

Should play this one instead

Roast bacon over an open fire in your backyard, you will start a riot.

>>61206043
>going into all this trouble to fuck with immigrants that WILL STILL BE THERE tomorrow is smart/brave

>>61206151
if a freezing man steals firewood to survive is that stealing?

>>61203458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjG22Gbo6U

>>61206208
Yes.

If a poor man steals money is it stealing?

>>61203458
keep up the good fight

>>61205946
Perfect!

>>61206248
No, it's called "Judaism", anon

>>61204747
Whoa, your attitude is actually worse than the OPs, what the fuck you ass. It's his/their firewood. It might be relatively cheap, but it's not free.

>>61206208
Definitely commiefornia

The rich do already much more for the world than tumblrtwitter leftists like you

>>61203458
hope you dont get mauled to death by assylum seekers I mean you and your neighbour are just the ones with fire/light.
Its like if you had a fucking flag with FOOD & WATER HERE when SHTF

>>61203458

Put some tripwires around the fire, so they trip and fall face first into the flames!

>>61206208
if a horny man rapes woman is that rape?

>>61206208
You got this meme wrong. Nobody argues that something of that nature isn't stealing. This is what you meant:

>If a freezing man steals firewood to survive is that morally wrong?

>>61206348
Was a rhetorical question to point out the stupidity of his question.

>>61203458
god-speed my germanic brother!

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Make a fire OP, make a pot of hot coffee, then go next door and invite over ONLY the women and children. Emasculate the men infront of their families that they can't fend for. How many could there be, probably only a handful. Let the guys freeze to death.

Being cold is the absolute worst, more than hunger by a long shot. It's not the children's faults, and the women are retarded slaves. Show compassion for them and cuck the foreign men.

>>61206360
face it reTHUGlican, the refugees need that wood more than OP and they will get it one way or another. your capitalist oligarchical society wont last long now.

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>>61205819
they might. i just dug out old flipcharts from the basement, drew prophet mohamed snowmen on them and placed them in the frontyard facing the street. it's 1:43 and i'm getting really creative

>>61206408
It is
Hell the unarmed robbery called taxes are already degenerate

>>61206208
If a women is raped in the woods and nobody is around to witness it, was it still a refugee?

>>61206463
Not the kids, you'll get 18 year old radicals pretending to be kids.

Just the women under 30.

Cuck them to the max.

>>61206191
I love the classics too bro, but Luni's cheekiness suits this situation in my mind. Save the alter lieder for krystallnacht pt. 2, coming to a German street near you soon shitskins!

>>61206495
Kek, nice to see that there are still good people left

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>>61203458

I hope this happens here lol, its -25c, they will freeze to death in an hour

>>61206495
racist thug. i am putting the german PD on alert to check houses for your disgusting facist racist meme

>>61206248
You don't need money to survive. You need food fucko.

And yes, it is stealing, just because someone has a lot of something doesn't mean he doesn't need it or that he has to share it.

A solid Saturday night.

>>61206551

Women? 99% are men between 18 and 40.

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>>61205552
Then leave you fucking swine

>>61206520
shut up texas

>>61206476
>a society where some niggers kill a man for a piece of chopped tree is superior guys!
bravo commiefornia

>>61206534
ebik

>>61204747
Hey man you can do better than that. Dont associate America with low quality bait.

>>61203458
IMPORTANT:

<Invite your neighbors to your war haus
<comfy up
<subtle redpill

>>61203458
>electricity distribution box
It's called a transformer in the land of the free.

>>61206495
Give him a stick-claw up another, smaller snowman's ass, and give it pigtails.

>>61206656
That's my point.

You'll get maybe 1-2 women from the whole shelter, if you let male "kids" in you'll have hundreds of 15-25 YO durkas rushing you.

>>61206208
Yes.

>>61203458
Leiwand

>>61206495
Kek. Thats pretty funny.

>>61206208
They should chop up their kids and use them as kindling. Fuck Muslims.

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>>61203458
Thank you based Otto

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>>61205946
this this

>>61205010
What ended up happening with the ambulance, Krautbro? Are you okay?

>>61203458
You are doing God's work anon.

>>61205531
Agreed. I don't know what the German press is like, but the American press would roast you. And the Twitter and Tumblr and Facebook would get hold of the story and try to get you fired from your job.

>>61203458
Good Job, Bruder. reading this made me happy.

>Fill a weed killer sprayer with fuel
>Invite every refugee over
>sit down and read the quran to them and tell them bed time storys of uncle osama
>take out weed sprayer
>while they're in a state of confusion take out lighter light it and burn all the refugees to death whilst screaming for the fatherland

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>>61203458
ausgezeichnet!

>>61203458
top bantz.

guter kekker

>>61205946
devilish

>>61203458
God speed, Hans.

ebic story

But to be safe in the future, build fence.

>Not being allowed to shoot trespassers on site.

>>61206873
i'm fine, it was just a teenager who slipped on the ice and hurt his back

>>61207004
you're more crazier than the tazmanian devil. he's an IRL troll, not a murderer.

>>61207004
i'm not going to do that, straya

>>61207128
Nah fuck it, build WALL

>>61207004
funny prank

>>61204747
Kill urself my man. Otherwise, once you graduate from college and get a job with your own money, you'll start to open your eyes.

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>>61207303
It's just a prank bro!

if a freezing person steals firewood to survive does that make them a thief?

seriously you all make me sick these people are trying to SURVIVE. have a freaking heart

>>61207409

Trying too hard

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>>61203458
>currently thinking of starting a large fire in the garden and then calling the police on everyone who trespasses
fucking do it

>>61207409
back to your Bernie rally please.

>>61207409
>if a freezing person steals firewood to survive does that make them a thief?

Yes

>>61207409
>People

>>61207409
All caps on the SURVIVE made it too obvious, you need to tone it down to be believable.

4/10.

>>61207409
Fuck off libshit.

Rule of Law trumps feelings.
OP can do whatever the fuck he wants with his property.

>>61206656
Don't let the women come over, they actually hide knifes and stab people all the time in Israel

>>61207366
fuck you, you just got

P R A N K E D
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>>61207528
Don't give it advice

stay comfy lad

Does the government set up speakers in those migrant shelters to blast the call-to-prayer 5 times per day, like they do in Islamic countries? If so, can the surrounding white neighbors hear it? That would drive me nuts.

>>61206208
It's not freezing in Syria.
I guess they should seek asylum there from the horrible conditions in Europe.

>>61206208
Yes it is you fucking jewish sandnigger

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>>61203458
and no media coverage?

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In another karmic retribution stories...

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>>61206208
>if a freezing man steals firewood to survive is that stealing?
>if a freezing man steals
>is that stealing?
WHOA, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE! CAN I CALL A FRIEND??

>>61203458
resistance to the leftist scum begins at home
well done!

du bist der Grund warum ich Deutschen und Deutschland hasse. ich werde lachen wenn Deutschland wieder in Flammen steht, ihr habt es verdient, ein so grausames und unmenschliches Volk soll auf Erden keine Ruhe finden duerfen. und ihr koennt mir glauben, kein Mensch will wirklich unter Deutschen leben ein so autistisches Volk hat es noch nie geben. ja, du bist ein gutes Beispiel fuer deutsche 'Ehre' denn viel habt ihr von euren juedischen Meistern gelernt.

DEUTSCHLAND VERRECKE

>>61207409

Of course it's stealing and theft. What else could it be? If they were really trying to survive, they should go into the fucking forest and cut down some of their own trees. They would warm them up with all that hard labor.

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>>61203458
I like you.
Keep up the good work, chum. You and your neighbour are top fiends.

>>61207622

Most refugees arent this islamic. The discount-supermarkets are selling cheap booze and beer like hell. And no, theyve to move their arsed to the few mosques in the town, IF theres any of this shitbuldings.

>>61207409
>if a person steals
>does that make them a thief?
Gee, let me check the definition of larceny real quick.

>>61206248
>refugees fuck up power distribution grid
>now power to the street
>have diesel generator and enough wood to last the winter

Why is it okay to cause someone rlse to potentially experience discomfort because of their planning and your lack of planning?
And dont be fooled, winter is about as regular a hardship as you can get, its nobodys fault but the people who failed to plan to heat the place.

>>61207409
>if a freezing person steals firewood to survive does that make them a thief?
Yes, this is an analytic proposition that is objectively true
>if a x person who steals to y does that make him a thief

>seriously you all make me sick these people are trying to SURVIVE. have a freaking heart
Nice feeeeelings, maybe he can just ask for some damn firewood and make the case that's he's going to die?

>>61207836
Deutschland war, ist und bleibt.

Nice story you got there lad. Stay warm and let the rapefugees freeze to death.

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>>61207004
I like this aussie, we should join countries together

>>61207984

Deutschland ist ein erbaermlicher Schatten dessen was es frueher war.

>>61207836

Jaja. Wir sollten uns ein Beispiel an Amerika nehmen, dem alles andere als grausamen und unmenschlichen Volk, welches für seine Philanthropie bekannt ist. Schließlich haben sie ganze 10.000 Syrer aufgenommen.
Du scheiß Ami hast doch keine Ahnung was hier abgeht.

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>>61206534

made me LOL. It's people like you who will save Germany and Europe.

>>61207733
>Arsch

>>61208093
Bei weitem nicht so sehr wie die USA.

>>61207836
So many edges, don't cut yourself

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>>61203458
Nice

>>61203458
DEVILISH

>>61207409
lets say they dearly, needed said firewood if they are near a Forrest just go into the Forrest with a small group of them and try to snap off a few tree limbs and come back.

>or

they could follow the law of the *fucking* land like logical humans and ask for wood and not steal like some animals

>>61204747
>disadvantaged people

Funny way of spelling "mudslime rapist" burgerfag

>>61203458
That's a nice fantasy anon, but it's time to wake up

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>>61203458

Great work! We all feel fuzzy. Sadly no pics, so this is just cuck fiction.

Well said, Greatest Ally!

>>61208117

ich wurde in Amiland geboren daher bin ich ein Ami, und ich wurde in Amiland geboren weil mein Vater euer scheiss Land verlassen hat. wollten seine Eltern nach Deutschland? nein, sie wurden nach Deutschland gebracht um Zwangsarbeit zu verrichten. du scheiss Deutscher kannst nicht nachvollziehen was ihr ganze Voelker und Menschen angetan habt. und erzaehl keinen Scheiss du selbst warst kein Nazi, ihr waert gern ein Nazi wenn euer Staat das erlauben wuerde.

This warms my heart. Some justice for those leftist criminals who think they can loot and vandalize property of people with different political views. They need to be deported to Syria, or at least sent to jail with their precious rapists theyre importing.

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>>61207672
Why doesn't Israel take them then Goldberg shekelstin

>>61203458

God bless you!

>>61208221
You talkin bout us in your ugly language, schnitzel boy?

>>61208586
>du scheiss Deutscher kannst nicht nachvollziehen was ihr ganze Voelker und Menschen angetan habt

Ich schon, aber es war ja kein Unrecht.

>>61204214
one dude has full chain mail while another dude doesn't even have shoes. then the dude with the most armor stands in the back with a menora on his head.

this picture is so america.

>>61208745
Only about your leftists and niggers. You real 'mericans are alright.

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>>61203458
Guess you krauts aren't so bad after all. Nice job, Hans.

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>>61203458
Sehr gut, Kamerad!

just because these people are willing to break a few laws to make sure their loved ones literally survive the night does not make them bad people.

can you imagine fleeing your home traveling hundreds of miles on foot leaving everyone you know and love to try to make a better peaceful life for you and your family?

just try a little empathy and maybe youll see

>>61208586

Ich kann das bei Weitem besser nachvollziehen als du Sohn zweier räudiger Köder, denn ich werde wie jeder andere Deutscher in seiner Jugend mit so einem scheiß bombadiert. Und wenn ich meine Großeltern nach ihren Erlebnissen im zweiten Weltkrieg frage, dann erzählen die mir weiß Gott nichts von so etwas Luxuriösem wie Zwangsarbeit. Und wehe dir Gott, wenn du sagst, dass es deren eigene Entscheidung war, denn dann haben dir deine Köder von Eltern nur Schrott erzählt.

>>61208763
Kek

Get a ceramic jar, or a metal bucket.
Fill it with 2/3rds iron oxide and 1/3rd powdered aluminum.
Stick a magnesium strip down the middle.
Give it to them as a gift. Tell them to light it in their asylum shelter and it'll keep them warm for hours.

>>61205421
You are invited to join. We need more people like you. (Join us legally or Deport)

>>61208905
i can't imagine invading another country, no.

>>61207128
Better still, build a WALL

>>61208905
>just because these people are willing to break a few laws to make sure their loved ones literally survive the night does not make them bad people.

Indeed.
But choosing to run away instead of fighting for their countries does.

>>61208763

wie die Deutschen Krieg fuehren ist unehrenhaft. die Geschichte zeigt ihr seid Eidbrecher und geborene Verraeter. ich wuerde mich schaemen waere ich ein Deutscher aber, ich kann den ganzen Selbsthass verstehen. ich bin froh das euer Land sich in den Selbstmord treibt. so gehoert sich das.

>>61208905
THEY'RE NOT LEGITIMATE REFUGEES YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS THEY'RE LITERALLY JIHADISTS

>>61203458
Oh they stole your firewood? I guess they want to start a fire then don't they? Make them nice & warm anon... Fire cleanses all.

>>61209061
>geborene Verraeter

...sagte der Typ dessen Vater aus Deutschland abgehauen ist.

>>61204747

>what's mine is rightfully theirs

Top kek, comrade.

also, nice bait

>>61208905
"HI sir, we're really cold, could we have some wood? We will chop more for you tomorrow, more than you give us even! "

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>>61203458
You're doing Gods work, brother

>>61206495
It's funny but is it worth losing your job when it gets put in the papers?

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>>61208905
Please. you're going to need better bait then that

>>61207409
>mudslime sandniggers
>people

ayy

>>61208905
>can you imagine fleeing your home

no

>>61209031
I already said that, nigger

>>61209061
>wie die Deutschen Krieg fuehren ist unehrenhaft.
It's not like the americans were any better, though.

>>61209007
Lets not have this germanbro arrested m8

>>61205531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZIFqylnJmc

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>>61203458
If this is true, you are a god among men.

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>>61209061
look at this goy
>germans are born traitors
>dishonourable warmongers
>americans are somehow all innocent, good people

>>61209380
>>americans

Nah, he's probably a nigger, not an American.

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That's really great, Hans. Build that fire

>>61209075
And even if they're not "literally jihadists," at best they are shameless economic opportunists.

>>61209061
Halt dein Mund, Scheißekopf. Verrater Schwuljunge. Fick du und dein Vater.

>>61209504
Or cowards.

>>61209102

er war kein Deutscher, Gott sei Dank. erst jetzt kann ich verstehen warum er Deutschland verlassen hat, es laesst sich nicht mit Deutschen leben. der einzige Grund weil ihr so einen guten Ruf unter anderen Laendern geniesst ist es weil sie euch nicht wirklich kennen. ich bereue es so viel Zeit mit eurer Sprache verschwendet zu haben, zumindest kann ich zugeben dass ihr in der Vergangenheit schoene Buecher geschrieben habt.

>>61209425
i bet he is a fucking jew

>>61205211
>sticki sticki

>>61208905
Or they could fight to retake their home instead of fleeing like cowards. So how is tumblr? Still whiney about everything?

>>61209612
>es laesst sich nicht mit Deutschen leben

Gut so, vielleicht verpissen sich die ganzen Zigeuner irgendwann wieder.

>>61203458
if a father steals firewood so his son survives the night is he really that bad?

i think any man worth his salt would do the same to protect his loved ones. these people need our support.

>>61204747
If they want wood, why not cut some trees?

>>61203458
this is a proxy, right?

I don't want you going to prison for this hatespeech fampai

>>61209510

und hier sind die Amis die um euch schwaermen. macht es euch nicht froh, ihr scheiss Deutschen?

>>61209709
Oh good. When will your navy arrive to bring all those infiltrators- I mean fugees to you?

>>61209709
Such a fucking cuck
Can you leave?

>>61209709
Then why did they knock out THE ENTIRE NEIBORHOODS POWER. They fucked themselves. Germanbro is in the right.

>>61203458
Kekapalooza

If that happened in America it'd be 14 bodies found not 14 arrested.

>>61209709
Go fuck yourself cuck, I hope we meet someday so I can make you regret the day you were born.

>>61207409
Low quality bait

>>61209709
A real man would ask first.

>>61203458
>tfw will never be max comfy with Hans

Why
Even
Live

>>61209772
>macht es euch nicht froh, ihr scheiss Deutschen?

Sehr sogar.

Here is what you do Germanbro.

>Get a small log, preferably hollow
>Hollow out as much of it as you can
>Stuff it full of steel wool, pack as much as you can inside
>Give it to the refugees as firewood
>They go back to their camp
>Throw the log in the fire
>Steel wool ignites
>Burning steel creates toxic fumes
>Applying water to burning steel only makes the fire worse
>Their camp is now full of toxic fumes and they can't put out the fire to make it stop

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>>61209772
stfu leftie.

>>61209709
they made their bed now they have to lay in it

>>61209709
(you)

>>61209677

das kannst du dir wuenschen, aber euch erwartet ein viel schlimmeres Schicksal. ich wuensche euch nichts Gutes, ihr werdet noch in tausend Jahren fuer die Verbrechen von eurern Vaetern buessen.

Zyclon B motherfuckers

>>61209772
halts maul goldstein, wir brauchen weder dich noch wen anders, wir kommen super allein klar du zukünftiger lampenschirm

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>>61209655

>>61209772
Yeah, they should be glad. You live here, not there. You're our problem. Not theirs.

Faggot.

>>61209709
There is a father on the other end who needs to have firewood so his own son survives the night you dumb leftist fuck.

>>61209967
Netter bait aber kannst du jetzt bitte einen Trip verwenden damit ich dich filtern kann?

>>61209967
>Verbrechen

>>61204747
> I hope those people get what's rightfully theirs
A bullet from Assad or a bomb from Putin. Pretty much what ever sunni pos should get.

I could see the headline now:

Local Nazi Protects Fags.

More news at eleven.

>>61209772

Ein Ami, der deutsch gelernt hat und Deutschland hasst, bringt mich ehrlich gesagt viel mehr zum Lächeln.

Was mich an deiner Geschichte stört ist Folgendes: Als Frankreich von den Deutschen eingenommen wurde, haben selbst diese gezögert politisch Verfolgte, ja selbst Juden Preis zu geben. In wie fern hat es Hitler geschafft deine Eltern aus Amerika zu holen? Es gab einen weltweiten Rundruf, dass ,,Volksdeutsche" zurück nach Deutschland kommen sollen, unter FREIWILLIGEN Handeln. Sicher, dass deine Eltern dir kein Märchen erzählt haben?

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>>61203458
Du! Dich mag ich.

>>61203458
dank. Keep doing god's work anon and winter chan might reward us with a dank winter

>>61210081
Er ist Jude, und es kränkt ihn dass die Juden ihren gesamten Erfolg den Deutschen zu verdanken haben.

>>61203458
You are so based.

god i love germany. Ok we had a war .... thats in the past now. together we can defeat the brown islam hordes

You see this is why we need guns.

They deserved a bullet in the ass at the very least. Fucking leftists thinking they have the right to steal from people if it means helping "muh poor refugees"

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>>61203458

>>61209233
Keked

>>61203458
Really good story you've got there, Hans. Any actual proof of you doing this though? I'm not too surprised that /pol/ is eating this up though.

>>61207409
>Have a heart
I do, but what got Germany in the mess it's in is people like you who dictate their entire lives on what the heart wants and not what logic dictates.So nice bait.

>>61207807
You know what the real kicker is.
They choose to steal the firewood, instead of knocking on the door and asking may we have a block or two of fire wood.

They choose to steal, instead of being humans.
Or even this.
May we have some firewood, in exchange for money, or goods?

I used to cut firewood for an old woman all the time, I didnt expect nothing in return though, but she made me fucking awesome foods, so I kept cutting wood for her.

>>61208905
Why didn't they stay and fight to take there country back so they could have a nice life for family in there own lands and shiy up white lands ?

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>>61206001
my shit edit

>>61209772
Warum bist du so tsundere ? Gebs doch einfach zu du schämmst dich Jude zu sein und kein Deutscher

>>61209967
Jaja, gleichfalls. Du vergißt nur, dass ihr Kacklappen Millionen von Indianern ermordet, ihr Land geklaut, Millionen Schwarznasen versklavt, und Atombomben auf Japanesen geworfen habt. Du solltest lieber mal deine dumme Fresse halten. Wenns um Völkermord geht, seid ihr Kackamis ebenfalls große Klasse.

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>>61203458
I hope your armed. Those niggers might storm your house and assault you.

That's what's in store for all of us anyway. We South Africa soon.

i literally do not consider it stealing if they need the wood. they are used to living in the tropical latitudes and this seems cruel.

its generally not a good idea to piss off a group of people fighting to survive in a strange place when they live down the block from you.

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And I'll leave you German faggots with this.

>>61209061

fkn lmao, the wehrmacht was the most honorable fighting force in WW2. your subhuman US forces, especially the niggers, even raped french people when "liberating" it.

and then mass bombings of civilians..... in WW2 just as today.

>>61210485
Er ist ein Jude mit Auschwitz Arschschmerz

>>61203458
I don't believe your story but I do like it.

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>>61203458
Top fucking kek, Germanbro.

>>61203458
Keep up the good work, anon.

>>61209709
I would do anything to keep my daughter and son safe warm and feed but i wouldnt just steal the wood i would go cut my own so i could get warm cutting then keep warm as i build the fire and then the fire would keep my kids and GF warm or i would have asked if i could take some i return for me doing some odd jobs

>>61210604
Guess you wouldn't consider it stealing if they needed the money and robbed a bank. It's their own fault they chose to migrate so far up north, they could have went south, to Africa, but then they wouldn't get bennies and white women.

>>61203458
passive aggression is okay

you gotta actually take it to the suckers though for anything to change

>>61210738
I should expect you would ask for wood before you steal it.

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>>61210646

And the Jew part was our thing.

>Germans dindunothing

>>61204747
>His property
>"rightfully theirs"
B E R N I E F A G S

>>61209709
here's your (you)

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>>61203458

>i hope they all die

The German psyche incarnate.

God bless you, OP.

>>61205552
fuck off piece of shit.

I expect the migrants to steal. But what is really appalling about this story is that it was actual German citizens doing most of the stealing.

Not only should they know better, but also they very easily could have went to the store and bought wood for the migrants. Or given them some of their own wood.

>>61203458

>steal firewood from houses

these radical leftists don't believe in private property

>>61210905

what jew thing? the few 100k that actually died? literally laughable compared to the atrocities the allied did.

and if anyone "took care" of any jews, it was the SS and not the wehrmacht. the wehrmacht literally had an honor codex to follow.

>>61210871
Wouldn't steal it mate if i could cut my own i would that way i can pass on the skills of splitting logs and making a fire just like my dad taught me

>>61203458
good luck OP, i hope you have means to defend yourself when they storm your house, be careful.

>>61204747
>>61206208
>>61207409
>>61208905

Are burgers getting worse than aussie shitposters? It's getting hard to tell them apart now.

this is disgusting and a new LOW for /pol/ letting people freeze when you can save them is the most dishonorable thing you can do

>>61210905
What Jews Kamerad? what are you talking about?

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>>61209855
this is absolutely correct people have been shot for stealing plants off someones yard

>>61211173

Youre missing the point, bub. Stop consuming so much weed, damn hippie.

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>>61211173
Mate you already shitposted at least three times in here It's time to stop.

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>>61204214
Front guy looks like buff Guy fieri kek

>>61211173
my friend, youre going too far with your bait, you need to be less cliche for it to work well.

>>61208905
I hope you freeze and starve.

What's a good dish to add a fuckload of bacon to to disguise the taste? Should cook something up and give it to the leftist cucks to bring to the shelter. Feign ignorance at the inevitable shitstorm.

>>61203458
based germany. now only that old man in town who kept his mg42 the whole time has to finish the job.

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>>61203458
>subzero temperatures
>A people known for violence and not being acclimated to cold climates in any event
>OP is literally taunting them with the false promise of warmth
>Thinks "the police" can save him from the horde once they lose their shit
>Lives in cucked Germany, so no gun and cops will probably just watch as they literally tear him limb from limb

OP's gonna get culturally enriched pretty hard. Can't wait to hear about it on the news.

>>61203458
Stealing firewood to stay warm in the sub-zero german nights is not a crime. You should help them because one day you might need help.

>>61210604
It's also not a good idea to piss off the natural citizens of the country you are staying in by steeling from them. Why do you love muzzie and leftists trash so much?

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>>61211768
>thinking our kraut-bro isn't gonna make it

I believe in you OP.