Shit black people never will be able to say "Hey guys,

>>61198095
"No officer, I didn't rob that store. I was at home with my son."

I actually have a black friend who has hosted myself and other friends at his family's condo in the Virgin Islands multiple times

I love you dad

>>61198344
yes family cabin=condo

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>>61198095
"No sir I wasn't stealing it, I was returning it".

I diddu something

>>61198095

"Yes, I'll take the extra small condoms."

>>61198344
Cool story bro

>>61198095
what is the point of a cabin?

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>>61198095
The police acted in a firm but quite fair manner and am glad justice has been served. God bless America. Any of you homies want to come over for a swim and sip some Mikes hard lemonade.

I aspire to be an Olympic swimmer

>>61198757
Nice shilling tyrone.

"I shouldn't drink tonight, I have to wake up to my job in the morning. I really love working there."


>>61198757
>butthurt nigger or cuck detected

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>>61198845
This is why we will always have more in common with the French and Germans. At least they know the value of a beautiful forest aside from it's cash value as lumber.

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>I will turn down this instant gratification for the prospect of a greater reward farther down the line

>>61198344
He is talking about a cabin. We call it going up North in Canada, whether its a cabin or whatever, it is what we say, no Black people do that. Not one.

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>>61198371

>>61198878

all the black people drink the "Mikes Harder Lemonade" where I live now.

>>61198845
It's really nice to have a cabin in the mountain where you can ski, swim or do other activities. Really cossy. You probably don't know what a cabin or mountain is anyway, brit.

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>>61198095
I just had consensual sex with a white girl.

>>61199217
Literally everyone have a cabin in Norway. I actually don't know anyone who don't. It's an ''industry'' on it's own.

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>>61198757
And I don't know in what way you're buying condoms that you tell someone which size you want, maybe your're just a virgin

>>61198095

Actually one has done that to me, given she was adopted when she was a toddler and is currently holding two jobs, in my books she is ok.

"I just finished Atlas Shrugged and loved it"

>>61198845

ROFL limey.... you're hopeless.

>>61199517
>>61199517
super comfy

>>61198095

Look at those MANLETS!

I did that thing

Excuse me, sir, but you really shouldn't be talking during the movie.

>>61198095

"I feel like fucking my daughter raw tonight while bubba and cletus fuck me from behind."

"I fucked my sister while my parents were out."

>>61199629
>cant have children
>adopt nigger instead of one of your people
lmao. let me tell it even louder. LMAO.

I don't have aids

>>61198095
"hey I am no nigger"

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>>61199777

>>61198095
here's evidence that we wuz kangs

>>61199777
>>61199801
most of cucking, race mixing and incest things here posted is by amerishits, wonder why.

>>61198095
"No, sir. I've never been arrested."

"naw i cant tonight. i gotta be up for work early in the morning"

>>61199801
ayyyyyyyyy white boi rekt

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>>61199777
>>61199801

>>61199818

Actually they had one, but there was some complications so they couldnt have another and instead wanted to adopt someone. I dont blame them from adopting from shithole country especially when she didnt go full niggress mode when she grew up

>>61198095
>Shit black people never will be able to say
Most words properly

Hold on, let me just finish this chapter

No thanks, i dont smoke Newports

>>61199217
I appreciate nature, but then why not build a house in it? I guess cabins are for people that live in the city, then?

>>61199445
I just don't like skiing, but I guess swimming could be nice. I live in the country though so most of the benefits seems available already.

>>61199657
If Canada wasn't equally as fucked as Britain politically I'd move there. Fucking beautiful.

"Ask."

>>61198095

"YEEHAAAW! I LOVE FUCKING SHEEP!" *fires gun into air while fucking a sheep*

>>61200121
"Let me ask you a question."

Lemme axe you uh quessshin

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>>61198095
Robin Williams seems to be doing great

>>61200025
you still has to be liberal faggot to adopt black kid. sry.

No thanks, I don't like malt liquor. Do you have any natty ice?

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>>61199517
I was in Norway and I did notice cabins were a big thing. There were all these little strips of houses in the middle of nowhere with grass on the roofs. I was in Å and we stayed in a cabin built on stilts. Do you guys not get massive storms? Seems risky to build a whole village on the ocean.

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Shouldn't Norwegians be getting themselves some nice cucksheds from Sweden instead of cabins? It's 2016

"I am a descendant of an Egyptian King"

"I plead, Guilty"

>>61200192
"Ok, I'm done doing the taxes, lets pile into the car and go out to a nice dinner with mommy daddy, and these two great kids."

>>61198845
white people have cabins, they also visit 'lodges' and go on ski trips. They like sitting in those hanging things that take you up the mountain

These are white people activities, they're the only ones who waste their time doing stupid shit like that

>>61200256
Yeah, getting buff and doing porn shoots. His career is really blossoming.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55ddb26f22db0

>>61199698
Mariusz Pudzianowski iz 6'1 you phaggot.

You just some phaggot /pol/lock dweeb with weak phyzek and chit tier pride who talks about politics all day.

>>61200328
We haven't taken in any immigrants or refugees since November. We're also going to kick out 50% of those who came in 2015 at the very least.

I invested my money pretty well during my first year of college, and that summer i enjoyed a 2 week long trip through Italy. I even learned some Italian.

>>61200418
*shoots at rival gang memeber

>>61200558
>We haven't taken in any immigrants or refugees since November. We're also going to kick out 50% of those who came in 2015 at the very least.

imma need a source and that

>>61199517
>Literally everyone have a cabin in Norway. I

"Virtually", not "literally".
And no, there aren't that many cabin-owners. But almost everyone knows somebody with a cabin of their own or a family cabin.

>>61200418
lol. you're so butthurt right now.

To not know such contentment in life must be hell

>>61200670
do you need a separate router to get internet in your cuckshed?

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>>61198095
"iv had enough of being freindzoned. Dont go to school tommorow"

"why cant i get laid"

and 2000 more beta catchphrases

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>>61200317
A lot of Norwegian towns seems to be built along the shoreline, so I doubt it's too bad. Å seems like it'd be far away from anything though. Don't know why anyone but a fisherman would stay there.

>>61200418
It's a ski lift nigger

>>61200806
whats that? is mr 60% white talking shit again? I dont speak with non-white peasants like you, return when your atlest 80% white, then we can talk

>>61200899
instead it's "mayn ive had enuff of jamal dissin me, dont go near tha strees tomorra"

and "mann why cant i get a muffugin job"

>>61200907
We stayed right at the base of that mountain behind the visible houses. The mountain let us sleep because it blocked the 22 hour sunlight.

It is mostly tourists, Scandanavians on holiday, and retirees. There was a museum telling us how they used to make rope and fish there. That's pretty much all Norwegians have done from the beginning of time until 1950.

>>61200418
*bounces orange ball between legs*

"I had to leave the investors meeting a little bit early so I could have dinner with my father for his birthday, I got him a book that I really enjoyed reading and I think he will really like reading it while we go out fishing on my boat."

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>>61199801
You would fuck your sister to if she didn't look like a gorilla.

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>>61200558
I sometimes wonder if our nation act retarded just to fool the status quo. Then, when everyone jumps off the building, we turn, and take the whole skyscraper for ourself. Every fucking time it's ''happening''.

>>61200418
*pours one out for the homies

>>61198344
Black on the outside, white on the inside. He ain't no nigga

>>61199629
So your good with replacing finns with niggers because your adopted sister is black. Cool story.

>>61200418
*gets jiggy with it

>>61201320
You guys are going to need Nukes, Sweden will invade you to spread diversity.

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I did not steal your stuff

>>61198095
In one of my classes in high school my nickname was "rich white kid who has a cottage"

I think I'm going to save my money, instead of spending it all on weed and a hoverboard.

No I don't own a hoverboard

I don't wear Jordans

>>61200418
*robs aconvenience store

"Wow. Those white bois o'er there are really good at basketball!"

>>61200418
>that moment when you're at the base of a resort and you look around and see nothing but white people
Blacks really don't like snowboarding/skiing for some reason. And I know it's not the money issue because I've seen blacks waste hundreds of dollars on those stupid hoverboard things.

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>>61201547
Sweden will implode before that happens. Our mountains will protect us.

Ehm....I have been asking for nukes for a while now though.

>>61201649
I've certainly been called worse.

>>61200238
>lemme axed you uh quesshin
>let me ask you a question

"May I ask you a question?"

Hey dad, I got a job today.

>>61200277
No you have to be an overly sexualized sjw celebrity

>>61201992
>Norway vs Sweden
>war of attrition between female soldiers
Jesus Christ

>>61201886

Blacks hate the cold.

>>61202222
That's great, son. I'm glad your mother and I were married and waited until we were financially stable enough to raise a child.

>>61198220
first post best post

you stay classy /pol/.

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>>61202411
Sweden don't have a standing army when that happens. There will be anarchy and a Norwegian-Finn coalition army that will take over the place in 72 hours. Then Finland will realise that they can't afford to maintain their new land so they'll sell it to us for a one year supply of oil.

"I'm heading to the nambla convention."

>>61202880
>wanting neo-Jew parasitic Swedes in your country

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>>61198095
"I have good credit and a clean background!"

>>61198095
"Ask"

>hey, let's go camping
>let's watch golf for 3 hours on end
>why can't my dog sit at the table
>why can't I wear my shoes inside
>arrested development is hilarious

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>>61202976
>Implying

>>61198095
what the fuck happened to calling it a cottage?

>>61203089
You're going to kill all the Swedes?

>>61203089
let's kill 8 million white people, that's totally what our population needs right

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>>61203181
Not entirely sure.

>>61203201
>8 million white people
dude

>>61199698
>Pudzianowski
>Manlet

Kek you spend too much time in basement.

>>61203414
>dude
what

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>>61200418
But I'm black and I ski every year ;-;

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>>61203504
Please, let us not go down that road. We had it so nice just now.

>>61198095
"Yeah, they found me pretty fast. We were playing hide and seek at night"

>>61198095
My mom was nice to me

I'm not 3/5 of a man.

>>61203783
the dude said swedes were parasitic "neo-jews" and you said you wanted to shoot us all, so I just wanted an elaboration of why you want to genocide your own people

>>61198095
You must be very gay to have this on your computer.

>>61198095
I'll take responsibility for that.

>>61203783
>BLM in Sweden

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>>61199217
Go to hell you whore of babylon.

>>61203966
its not gay to admire my germanic friend

>>61198095
"I'm so glad I voted for God Emperor Trump!"

>>61198757
Typical nig always thinking about dick why are you so obsessed with dicks fags

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>>61203937
Do you take /pol/ seriously? Like do you write ''Activist on /pol/ for last 4 years''. No one is killing anyone mate. Well except for beheadings inside Ikea.

>>61203937
>swedes
>"your own people"

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>>61204888
Like do you write ''Activist on /pol/ for last 4 years'' on your resume.

:^)

>>61199631
Lol

>"Thomas Sowell has a point"

>>61198095
"Anti-disestablishmentarianism"

>>61198469
This

>>61198095
"I don't want your charity."
"I'll do it myself."

>>61201451
>real black people can only be poor

>>61200039
First one so true

>>61205226

Under fucking rated.

>>61198985
Alia Atkinson is the world record holder for the 100 meter breaststroke. She's from Jamaica

>>61198845
Fellow Brit with a Slovak girlfriend. Stayed at her families cabin in Polish/Slovak border. Trust me it is worthwhile, beautiful country. Especially if you like being /out/.

>>61202985
That fucking filename kek
got anymore?

>>61198095
"proud parent of an honor student"

"ill have to dip into my savings"

"here's your tip sir"