You will be reincarnated as an important historical character
Then I kill myself so Napoleon wins Waterloo.
Sorry, I can't understand your dialect of freedom.
Bout time, thanks klaus. I was waiting for that
Kill Luther immediately. Fuck the trial. YO SOY EL IMPERIO.
Destroy France with Henry VIII as originally intended.
Force the Pope to call for a Holy Crusade on the Turks.
Offer Poland/Hungary sweet Ottoman land for the help.
Ultimate Life Goal: Liberate Constantinople.
>fuck a lot of women
>do LSD with band bros
>drink a shitload of hooch and do heroine until premature death in a bathtub
>be acknowledged forever as the frontman of the most influential rock band of the time period
That's defeat, anon
The Lizard King
Mr. Mojo Risin'
He's Jim Morrison, the lead singer of The Doors, in case you didn't catch on already
Saladin with plans to expandto Sicily and dominate the entire Europe, just to save you guys from being cucked.
He could have saved Europe from kebab if we had listened to him.
well, they influenced stuff that I like, and were absolutely "the band" of 1969, beating even the beatles in popularity contests
but yeah, "most influential" is an overstatement, but "one of the most influential" is accurate.
The god emperor of mankind
I will purge the heretic scum from the galaxy and keep the forces of chaos at bay
Peter the Great.
Russia before the Jews ruined it.
It's not even a contest...
>Own half of the world
>Get worshipped as a living God
>Die peacefully in my sleep
>Do whatever the fuck I want
>Fuck whoever the fuck I want
>People are so afraid of me that they had to wait THREE YEARS after my death before someone dared to make the first speech denouncing my policies
>Literal power over life and death for more than a billion people
Never in human history has so much power been concentrated on a single person. (And probably never will be again)
But this time Portugal will not fall.
Alexander the Great.
After conquer the persians start a campaign agains't the whole italian pé insula(including Rome). Conquest it and change the course of world forever. Instead of roman letters, the Europe will use greek letters.
Destroy Carthage, make all North África my vassals, conquest Levante and arabic península, not allowing christianism or islam to appear.
Then conquest the celts and germânica, which is quickly since they were living in mud huts and had no sense of strategy or discipline.
The most based cavalryman of all time.
>being this pleb
>>61191755 is based
Fucking traitor. The french people will pay for killing the King and supporting a traitor(twice traitor)
>Destroy a glorious Kingdom
>Kill the rightfull King
>Start a conquest war for no real reason.
>Create a great empire
>Everything become the same as before war, but worse.
>The liberalism were spread around the world destroying everything in sight
>Kikes rule the world
>nobody was intelligent enough to pic this
Charles "The Hammer" Martel.
He literally saved Europe.
>A traitor without no rights to rule.
>His existence only make the things worse.
>The greatest french tactician wasn't even a french.
You, as a typical french faggot and traitor as you people are, is worshipping one of the worst kind of men in history only because >Muh emperor
>reborn as Dr. King
>at the height of the civil rights movement i start to chimp out against whiteys
>stick a knife in LBJ throat
civil rights movement status: STUMPED for another 200 years
Gustav III of Sweden, he was based.
>attacks Russia because he is such a shit leader he needs war to distract his people from how shitty he his rule is
>doesn't get anything from the war except some coins because Russia is busying killing kebab
>assassinated because of said dumb war
What a dumbass. Should of picked the Lion of North.
His body is literally decomposing from Jewry overload.
Also Soroz looks a lot like him.
I wonder who could be behind this...
Do we have to be the race of those we re-incarnate as?
>kick the south's shit in
I will build better fortifications for Cap Diamant and prevent the anglo from invading years before they think of it.
>Soroz looks a lot like him
Y-you mean they are c-clones?
It won't surprise me if that were the case.
Then I will not go swimming in full armor and drown and btfo those mudshits once and for all
That's a shit shop, OP.
Pic related, the original.
yo Hitler my man! Listen I could use some, we're a bit low on tanks (32) and fighters (114) so if you got any stukas or panzers laying around could really use them. And bullets! lots and lots of bullets! Also weapons would be nice. All this before november 1939 would be really nice.
and yeah few tips:
>mobilize early! this is total war, fuck consumer goods, use women in factories
>fuck superweapons, stop compensating
>build bigger navy, more submarines!
>Secure the northern route
>Tell mussolini not to attack Greece
>Dont be dick to Franco so he joins us
>secure normandy, listen to rommel!
>don't attack russia
I'd be this guy and instigate a purge for all lands I'd conquer. Also wouldn't trust anybitch to stay longer in my bed than my gay lover.
No instead of being occupied by Japan and Africa. Rommol would've had the goods to get an American Invasion.
>get to hang with cool older brother in America
>get to wear cool hat like USA kids do
>get to carry cool USA backpack
>get to have cool police chase like USA movies
>get to hang out in a cool boat
King of Epirus and Albania
I was going for charlemagne but looks like someone was before me, good choise anon.
Guess i'd go for Octavian Augustus, and if i keep my memory i'll be living like a hermit and attempt to accelerate christianity, Europe would be divided into kingdoms with me as their emperor with a primogeniture succesion law, i would completely focus on infrastructure and economy while completely draining and pillaging the middle east.
Also fuck immigrants.
Good choice, but I'll take Kaiser Rotbart. I'll try not to swim across rivers in full armor.
>The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
Marcus Aurelius. The best roman emperor by far.
I'd prevent the first world war and thus the decline of the west.
>just unfuck my shit fäm!
It is my destiny to take back whats mine after I discovered my past lives and have predicted my reincarnation.
I want to feel like a liberal
Princip didn't create the causes for the underlying mistrust between the central powers. Franz Ferdinands' murder could have been solved in a civilized way and not have ended in global warfare.
Charles Martel, grandfather of Charlemagne
The most valiant champion of the Cross against the Crescent and savior of Europe. A man who could be Emperor and yet didn't even claim the title of King, referred by his contemporaries instead as The Hammer (Martel). Turned back the tides against the Muslim hordes invading Europe, holding them back at the Pyrenees. The first of the brave men who saved this continent from muslim subjugation.
>viscount of maua
>don't kill lincoln