Why are slavs always squatting i thought this was a meme but they really are always squatting, why do they do this what the fuck
Stereotypes. Fucking stereotypes. Modern Russians (I'm not talking about other Slavs) are picrelated. They don't wear track suits and they don't squat because it's uncomfortable in such clothes.
I know that Russia is a shithole but there were many changes since 90s especially in youngsters' style.
It's a natural pose, almost one of the fist every children learn. Then world separates on those who doing it from time to time and those who let their Achilles tendons to atrophy.
Faggots in skinny jeans and chineese coats are not modern russians
conditioned response. you see, slavs go out by buying large quantities of drinks cheap at stores then gathering at parks or public places where you have to sit on a tiny wall or a bench or things like that. the males therefore often practice hardening their ass with situps.
>tfw not even joking
>Its just comfortable. Better to wait/chill squatting than standing.
there has to be some kind of genetical diffrence between slavs and central europeans
how in hell would squatting ever be more comfortable than standing?
i mean, i belive you, since it is the obvious explanation, but for myself and everyone else over here, squatting just hurts in knee and back, while i could propably stand for hours without getting uncomfortable.
moscow subway offers free rides in exchange for squats
I live in a bad part of Saint-Petersburg. Literally local ghetto. Used to leave my mother's home and my salary is only enough to pay for a 1 bedroom apartment in a butthole of this city. And there are literally NO GOPNIKS. I mean seriously. There are many Tajiks and Uzbeks who work in Russia but NO GOPNIKS. They are history now.
Exactly this. This is so-called 'Russian Casual' but I guess that Russia is not the original place for this look.
Its cuz you are weak and untrainned. And they wear trak suits for a reason
Actually, its mostly just stereotypes.
This is how an average Slav looks like:
>proud of his country
Genetics has little to do with it. Learn from children. Though it can be dangerous for you, if your tendons already fucked up because you didn't use them for decades.
I always assumed it had something to do with the collapse of the USSR. When I was a kid news reports from Russia showed a lot of standing in line and also a fair amount of sitting on benches. But in the rough years under Yeltsin sitting opportunities declined as public services fell off and benches were either poorly maintained or possibly slept on by the truly destitute. With seating in short supply, squatting seems a natural coping mechanism
And now you're turning into Stockholm! There will be gay parades and refugees welcome parties in a couple of years when these hipsters multiply. Congratulations.
i never ever saw someone squatting anywhere for no reason.
But we do wear track suits.Take it from a guy who started wearing track suits just last year.Its comfy as fuck, my balls are free and its generally superiour feeling
Its not russian and its not casual. You literally look like shit.
dude, they're almost as upset with us as they are niggers. they're never upset with asians. they only get upset when they're physically threatened. good sign. (i think western ladies dig us).
>bunch of Eastern Euro lads (possibly Poles move in up the street from me
>any time of the day or night when I walk past they're squatting outside the door, smoking and glaring at passers-by
I thought it was just a meme too
Nope. They wear it with and idea of nationalism. There are couple of brands which are known as a wear of nationalists. Fred Perry for example. If you Swedens wear parkas because of MUH GAYS HIPSTERS then you must know that situation is opposite in Russia.
I SWEAR THE GUY ON THE MIDDLE SANG FUCKING NOVYI GOD
You know, I wanted to deny the fact all Slavs squat, but then I remembered I actually squat as well sometimes, particularly when I'm in a park with some friends and there are no benches. It's just more comfortable than standing for a long time. I just don't do it that often, so I forgot.
Can't escape the Slavness apparently.
track: as in a track and field, area of exercise for cardio vascular activities
Suit: a specialised garment for wear in situations that require unique abillities.
Track suit = Best use for exercise and in case you feel threatened and need manueverabillity
Solution: flexible jeans that have the charachteristics of actual casual wear yet non of the attributes suspect of a track suit.
>serbia weren't the ones literally getting raped in the streets by 3rd world migrants
They are third worlders themselves, so even if they were getting rapes, nothing of value would be lost.
And thanks for being up to speed on international rape statistics.
adidas, love the 3 lines. All good things are made out of 3
If there were a contest to see who could lose the highest percentage of their territory, Germany, Hungary, Austria, and Yugoslavia/Serbia would be the main competitors. We might respect Serbia's tradition of removing kebab, but NATO did cuck them hard and respond by removing clay.
>they may be typical Eastern European poor shits but at least they have their national flag hanging at their windows
I guess you have to pass the time somehow when you're busy being unemployed all day.
Im just joking i can't afford either.
A small Balkan nation standing up and saying FUCK OFF to the entire NATO alliance (something the USSR never did) is the opposite of being cucked. Being cucked would have been giving into NATO demands without a fight , and Kosovo was going to be lost either way.
What did NATO achieve? Kosovo stayed Serbian clay after the war, thats what the Kumanovo Treaty says, Resolution 1244. NATO mostly bombed civilians targets to force the Yugoslav Army to pull out from Kosovo, the Yugoslav Army didnt even lose one single battle against the Albanians.
>don't you know your sister is getting DP'd by syrians?
Hello! We're from a good, really well-off family, hanging around train stations is a very unappealing thought to every member of my family, including my sister. We don't entertain the thought precisely because we know train stations are nothing but magnets for shady immigrant scum from countries like Bulgaria, Romania, Albania and all of the Balkans.
Enjoy living your life in abject poverty without a future in your lifeless shithole of a country :^)
>tfw kovar gets into a pipe fight with boris over the bottle of pickles
Why do Russians almost never, ever post here unless someone makes a thread about them? I hardly ever see Russian flags unless Russia or Putin is mentioned. Do they just have some kind of alert set up to let them know whenever someone is talking about their second world country on a Yugoslavian cattle herding website?
While my life is indeed an unending string of torture, between the natural beauty and the girls and so on, I still worry more about you. Just be brave...tell me where the bad muslim touched you.
it is a meme. if anyone is squatting in a tracksuit he's likely meme-ing for a photo
its a 90s thing and it was never as widespread as you think
pic realted, another exaggerated meme crap
post rare squats, pls.
my collection needs expanding
Then when you think it's a joke
This thread killed me
I don't actually "sit" on chairs. Go on, have a laugh. I squat on top. Even while eating.
The thing is; Russians don't have warm ports and thye are desperate to sit at the table, but Russians don't understand tables as they don't have access to warm ports, so they squat, that is who they are.
In Russia we have less guns so we need to go melee if we want to beat up americans
And to do that we need to run fast
And for running fast you must have good legs muscles
And you can get them from squats
>tfw i will never be in eastern europe in some shady town squatting with the bros
why even live
Squatting is pretty convenient when your legs are tired and you don't have anywhere to sit. I do it subconsciously sometimes.
>tell me where the bad muslim touched you.
Why don't YOU tell me where the bad Muslim touched you? :^)
What's the point of that board? A lot of memes come out of there but it mostly looks like "Sweden general" or "Denmark general" and they just talk in their own language. It's like some containment board for faggots from countries who don't have their own *chan so the come shit up 4chan in their native tongue. I don't get it.
This is why Americans can't squat, you need to be of normal weight and fit.
only god teir men squat
typed it fast or sumfin
> tables and warm ports
See pic related
BEYOND THIS GATE LIES HAPPINESS AND UNIMAGINABLE RICHES
HOWEVER, THE GATE IS BEING GUARDED BY SLAV GARGOYLES
THE GARGOYLES WILL LET YOU THROUGH
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST 'CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE' IN THIS THREAD
>this is Germany today
compare it with Croatia and Serbia now
It provides maximum amount of comfort and stability while drinking and smoking
One of the reason is (during summer) its common in slavic countries to buy cheap drinks and then go to parks or just somewhere with little greenery and just drink and chill out, usually sit on the ground (this itself comes from soviet times when in kolchoz people would work in fields and then take a break sit down on the ground and have little lunch just there by the fields. Also because even major cities are not as much populated as western counterparts. And there are alot of places to chill like thatand not be constantly disturbed by passers by.
That doesn't explain anything.
I read 90 books last year, including The Brothers Karamazov, and none of them mentioned "warm ports." You kids are just making up terms again.
hah wow. you're actually using the fact that the balkans and eastern european countries stopped the ottoman invasion as a bad thing? wait what am i saying, of course you do, you're syrian...nevermind, carry on. allhau akbar(is that right? sorry if i misspelled)
>all the slavs on the internet
you mean all the pics that get posted on 4chan ?
like this >>61191773 ? yeah this guy is 100% not a troll
pic related, average american. tho even that shit is closer to reality than these memes
And what russians are supposed to post about? about some local american politichians? For me there is no difference between trump-stump and clinton's wife. What else? Geyropians are raped by muslims. Its like africans are raped by australians. I just cant care less. Femi-nazi threads? Kinda funny, but I prefer my bithes slapped. Nigga-threads? I saw some niggers in the movies. Still not shure they are actually exist. trans-faggot threads? Its like ebola: a desiase which is disgusting, but I will newer face it because i'm in Russia.
Pretty much every pol usual thread is not that interesting to even read. So Slav threads is what's left
>compare it with Croatia and Serbia now
It's still a third world shithole. What a surprise :^)
Thats a shame i love cock, Wyatt
>And what russians are supposed to post about?
The same exact that that everyone else posts about. Maybe you haven't noticed, but this board isn't 100% about American politics. Obviously US politics are the mainstream topic right now though because the presidential race is going on and considering that the US is one of the most important countries in the world, it's a pretty big deal to a lot of people.
I don't post exclusively in US-centric threads because I still have opinions about other shit and surely you have more opinions as well.
>The same exact that that everyone else posts about
No. Just no.
YOU WANT WAR BURGERS ?!
I CAN MEME TOO
YOU'RE DONE FOR FOOLS
YOU CAN"T DENY THIS
It's not a competition mate. Blue-water port, warm-water port, whatever you want to call it. A port that doesn't freeze in midwinter, so can be used all year round.
It's the reason Russia is in Ukraine and Syria.
IT"S ON NOW
THERE'S NO STOPPING THE TWOOF ABOUT AVERAGE AMERICANS
YOU THOUGHT I RAN OUT OF PICS ?!
LOL I'M JUST GETTING STARTED
>giving a single shit about Serbia
top kek my friend
dayum dat badass bitch got 2 big asses
HOW CAN YOU GO TO WAR WHEN YOU NEED A CART TO GO TO STORE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THIS IS CONSIDERED "NORMAL" BODY MASS IN FATTOSTAN
WHEN THEY BECOME 2FAT FOR MOTORIZED FAT-CHARIOTS THEY GET DRAGGED AWAY AND EATEN BY JEWS
Good ad for that scooters durability tho
Yeah and still got BTFO. Accept it, daddy doesn't love you. Stay mad, minislavs
Lol no. Not all at least. I'm cool with that. It's not a meme, it's true, we like to squat. I learned how to squat, it's pretty convenient. You can squat in the middle of nowhere, comfy af.
I'm glad this "culture" is dying though.
ABERAGE MERICAN GIRL PASSING BY
No they are not
Please stop ruining my CS experience
>cyka blyat dawaj dawaj
benches are fine I guess everything else is for rich folk
>mfw wearing track pants to uni every day
>mfw the unparalleled freedom
>mfw jeans-cucks jelly as fuck
>go to US
>expect horrible hogs
>get nordic beauties. and regualr beauties. and asian beauties. and latino beauties. and-well you get the point
>go to UK
>expect sexy accent kate beckinsales
the internet is a liar. a horrible liar
L A N D O F T H E F A T
your Slav bashing is futlie,kraut
STOOD UP TO TAKE A PICTURE ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
There are parts of Russia where they barely make 10 dollars in a work week
So they value and cherish every piece of clothing they have, that's just the harsh reality of post-communism
> There are parts of Russia where they barely make 10 dollars in a work week
Lol u mad. 100$ (current $, it was 200$ back in time) is the lowest salary in Russia. Employers can't pay less because of governmental laws. Anyway nobody works for minimal salary even in rural areas.
you know what i'm done dumping, thats not even half of my folder
F A T
i don't know what happened to you to seek out and collect these pics, or wat happened to you to make you think anyone else wants to see them(it wasn't your fault!) but please, enough. you're killing the thread