Switzerland is the best country in the world. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.
You mountain Jews are alright by me and your country is visually stunning.
all the Jews that have destroyed our country's have moved there, have a nice time OP. I'm sorry
Embrace who you are huehuehuehuehue-bro.
You could have been glorious Empire of Brazil, but someone screwed up.
how can switzerland be the best country if it didn't invented animu and mango?
if you're the best, tell me how you will unleash the ultimate happening against the rapefugees?
since you're independent and not cucked by the Jew-U.
Been there multiple times, and have friends now permanently living and working in your country
It is indeed a great place but all your perks rely exclusively on being small. A small territory and a small population are easier to manage if your leaders are not complete degenerates. So good for you
Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles
true, swatch fucking sucks so hard and I read the service is completely fucked as well.
>oh no muh watch crystal is scratched, can I get it changed, wat do?
>I'm sorry goyim, there is nothing we can do, those crystals are laser-sealed. you gotta buy a new watch for full price, I'm afraid.
If you still have a mechanic clock you want it as a status symbol, it has to be expensive otherwise this wouldn't work.
If you want a reliable and sturdy watch it's quartz based and digital, water proof for 1,99€ or so.
We're pretty cool
especially since about 65% of the population passes right wing laws no other country would pass
wtf? do you mean the service or the whole watch? I believe it can't be either because not even a chinese imported watch is that cheap. you'r right about mechanical watches but I don't get where you're getting that small price from.
>That was a hyperbole
no offense but it was fucking retarded, even for a hyperbole.
>which doesn't have to be serviced in a lifetime for less than 50€.
I know man, I browse the watch threads on /fa/ so this isn't new to me.
The caricature is not even far fetched. In another thread a Swiss guy was showing off his guns, of course not complete without having some 1000 franc bills and two big gold ingots in the picture :^)
Finland will win easily, only country were goverment gives money to you. Clean atmosphere, long and dark winter keeps enrichers at bay, only 5.5 million people in area big as great britain. Nobody fucks around, somebody talks to you only if you ask something. No stupid small talk.
Also only contry that has repelled russian invasion. Twice.
>For normal people "1,99€" is a common hyperbole for something cheap.
okay? it just threw me offguard cause it's such a specific number for hyperboling.
I learned a lot in the watch threads though.
The Durchsetzungsiniazitive is better though. Deliberate abuse of the social system by immigrants -> instaban from the country. Get caught stealing twice and that's bye bye as well.
>What is Norway
>More beautiful girls
>More Beautiful nature
>Less niggs % wise of population
>Secured for a future without oil
>More beautiful girls
>The option to go to the boarder and take a breathtaking look at the swedish national park where immigrants chase, beat and rape girls in broad daylight.
>You get to feed them afterwards so you look like a good samaritan
>The swedish government will put golden stars in your viking dairy and the swedish police will clap and cheer while all this go down
Haha, you're good though Switzerland.
Molina for Nationalrat!
make switzerland great forever!
Yeah? Guess what mother fucker, Basel-Stadt flows through my veins and cock. I've had more degenerate sex with nigresses, hijab waering mudshits, yugos, albanians single mums (while babby was watching ofc), whores etc. and done more drugs than you little cuck will in 10 lifetimes. Fuck the Swiss, fuck Züri and fuck the SVP. Basel is love, Basel is life!
Yes it is but you still cucked, all those fucking Albanians and Turks in Zurich pretending to be "Swiss German" are fucking annoying. The only true fun part of Switzerland is probably Baden, Argau, Shaffausen, St. Gallen and Gerzensee other than that Switzerland is pretty much filled with immigrants.
>Switzerland is the best country in the world. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.
I can not disagree actually. Germany is close up there, due to it's industry, cars, automation, robotics etc, the quality of their work and no freeloaders(at work, you must actually know what you are doing and doet) and slacking off. German engineering.
You guys kinda suck at whatever has to do with"mountain/rock" engineering you know tunnels bang bang etc ;) due to the alps aren't as old and hard as here..
You seem to only be able to produce 1 very good ski jumper at any time, never any full teams.
This drags down the country the most, otherwise top tier.
Fresh snow and occasional rain is fine. Darkness, greyness, dead vegetation and cold is depressing. Norway is beautiful though, don't get me wrong. Your population seems pretty based as well. Definitely going to visit one day.
that's what the people down in raqqa and it's surroundings think, but they prefer goats and sheep I think.
Also can I get her number?
Will Swiss people welcome me as High German speaking, German-born, university-educated male with a German first- and Russian surname? Heard you Swiss guys are not too fond of us Germans :^(.
>that's mostly because switzerland isn't a secluded island like Japan and they have way way less inhabitants than you guys.
Still, when I was in Switzerland a lot of people were fucking cold, they think they are the shit and they smoke weed in every damn park. I find it funny yet when a Swiss comes to Japan they complain we are cold and only mind our own business, fuck off.
dont worry we have initiative soon they will be deported like the "refugees"
>I guess Germany is also "best country" if you start cherry picking.
>Also Swiss people are really convinced they are better, turning them into pretentious asshats. Big downside.
Well it is honestly.
Now get going and let's get Austria in here too, tell us moar about them and these people with holes in their cheese. Is that a jew trick, to make the cheese look bigger?
Then you are my people.
>especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles
Yeah kids to this here too anon. Did this when I was a little shit my self. As documented in that simpsons episode where bart has to work for the mafia, there are cultural differences clearly
>Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles
If you have a better idea as to how to make foreigners feel unwelcome, we're all ears.
This is gonna be fucking great... I am mostly looking forward to headlines in international media. I bet you they're gonna complain that "Switzerland has just abolished human rights" or some bullshit like that.
>switz is racist!
yeah like the minaret ban
oh god i cant wait
>medkit is truly our greatest ally
Medkit is neutral though, only partnership of peace, like russia.
Where I work I am one of 2 Swiss people there. The rest are mostly germans as well as about 20 other nationalities. I'd say that Germany are my favorite immigrants - they at least make a fucking effort to understand the bloody language, even though only 2 people there speak Schwiiizerdüüütsch.
Also: I feel sorry for you germans when it comes to taxes... It's like 60% or so that goes directly to the govt. WTF?
>Haha, you're good though Switzerland.
Maybe our bitches are better I haven't had swizz ;) Hot chicks everywhere dude.
Everything else no, open your eyes anon. We're fucked, and it's not the achmeds even, this shit rock will implode. Those paper money never used gonna go into thin air and in the pockets of the friends of all our corrupt politicians.
>Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles
Immigrants from the Balkans and so on are not "my people". They're doing what they can tho to keep other immigrants out and make natives want to leave.
>Checkmate Swiss-Vatican devil worshipers, I am onto you and your evil backstabbing ways.
Let's sack and burn Rome again, vandals from Zealand (sjælland, dk), some other southern faggots, then us called goths then, us again..
Did the same to Constantinople/Byzantium/Miklagarðr/Istanbul later til they hired us like this lol.. They wuz called væringer and shit.. Plundering rights when the kind died though, so that was good.
>Scandinavians forgetting about their shitty, depressing weather.
>keking at the things you listed, though
it's the darkness Hans, some don't see the sun for months. This guy though is a redpilled propaganda swallowing faggot. Norway is cucked, it's gonna implode, and we have wasted a good chance of building a good nation to live in. I'm getting out of this shit hole.. this will be our 2nd time in modern history, more norfags in the us than here.. not going to the ddr that has becomet though
I'm a dual aussie/swiss citizen and Ive often thought about going there just to do the military conscription for fun. You get a free rifle and everything only thing is French and German skills are dogshit now :(
I don't know why France is always mad as fuck about us when they're the #1 immigrants in our country.
And when you ask them why they're moving, they will tell you the same shit a Syrian will tell you about Germany.
>i gain my life better in Switzerland
The worst part is dealing with them when they act like they're entitled natives and should get the same "privileges" as a native. You ain't Swiss. Get over it.
*King* like plundering rights of his crib, best payed and best mercenaries of the time. Think (later norfag)King Harald Hardråde was the latest of their leaders to fuck their king. His duty was over so he was heading home, but Miklagarðs queen (why do you call your queen just woman anglos? it's called drotning/dronning) was in luv and didn't wan't him to go so got him trapped. He responeded by breaking out and poking his or her eyes out, before take a dump on the floor and come home to get the throne.
That damn arrow in 1066...
I live in one of the worst neighborhood of Geneva and i never had any trouble. On the other hand it's extremely noisy and most people are rude as fuck and lack respect.
That being said i'm 6'5 and i look like i could throw my life away at any instant for any stupid shit. Maybe it helps, i don't know and i don't care.
Open your eyes. I have been working in switerzland for many year. Yes we earn more money in your ultra capitalist country. its the MAIN reason why you need immigration.
you are gonna disapear before us. bye bye selfish whites its been good time with u.
oh and.... there was more strangers where i worked than pure swiss.
Again, can you please explain what you mean. It just sounds like you're going to a richer country than yours for a higher salary and then acting butthurt about it for some reason. It's pretty funny that you're calling them selfish when they let you make money there and then spending it in another country. How are you any different than my building's Lithuanian handyman?
>So where're you immigrating to?
Germany was the plan, then came the crisis last year, I considered it before that, but didn't get the chance. Timing was perfect, found many many really cool job places and shit. I don't want no pussy engineering(we're going so fucking downhill here, soon people can't even do simple maths let a lone real math), I want German enginering.
Point is you have understood that you can't just sell out and ship out all industry, you have to produce. Money is only paper, if a nation does not produce that paper will become worthless. That's just one of tons of critical errors made by state now since the 80s.
But timing now germanbro...
>Is it true "french"-arabs go on robbing holidays to Geneva?
Never saw it by myself, but i can believe it. They're mostly coming from Annemasse, which is a city near the border not very far from the city. The worst part is that they're currently building rail link (CEVA) between that specific town and Geneva.
But i just don't care anymore, Geneva isn't really a city in the proper sense of the term anymore, nor it's really part of Switzerland. It's a conglomerate of people that think Switzerland is a money eldorado (mostly french people since they're the nearest, but all nationalities are included). Plain and simple.
As for your second question well it's simple. It's all about origins and mentalities. See, like i explained before the french part of Switzerland isn't full of french speaking swiss. No, it's full of french speaking FRENCH PEOPLE. That's the nuance foreigners needs to understand, french speaking swiss like me are a rare breed these days, because we're forced to move out thanks to the extremely aggressive competition in our cities.
So basically these people are coming with the same mentalities and culture they had in their countries, and such a thing reflects in their vote.
Many swiss come to france to buy what they need to eat each day because its cheapier than in their country.
Moreover i paid my tax in swiss and france.
Then i said latter that capitalism absolutely NEEDS immigration to survive. its a fact. without capitalism there would be no immigration.
can confirm. Basel and Geneva are muslim cities Living in Basel and it's just mudslims everywhere
>It's a conglomerate of people that think Switzerland is a money eldorado (mostly french people since they're the nearest, but all nationalities are included)
I'd imagine that would be the case more than anywhere in Switzerland except maybe Dubai or Singapore, but this is true with pretty much every major city in the western world. You will be hard-pressed to find anybody on here that thinks their countries' major cities are "really" part of their country ( "Los Angeles isn't America", "Stockholm isn't Sweden", "London isn't England").
Yeah, you're right.
It sucks but it's just how things are. That being said my country is amazingly beautiful, and i'm not obligated by any means to stay in my actual shithole. I just need to find a job elsewhere, and maybe learn german, which i really don't want to but whatever.
Not understood a single word even if know a little bit of italian, it's a very strange and interesting language.
For me, it's one of the most "swiss" language, the one that comes to mind when you see the alps. Very traditional.
I'm from the US. Visiting Switzerland. Went to Bern, Zurich, and am now in Geneva. Bern and Zurich are great. Geneva is shit. Literally not an hour ago, two africans tried to pickpocket me on the sidewalk.
New Zealand is better.
Switzerland is alright, but seriously NZ beats it.
You know, i go every single year in Italia (near Napoli) to take care of my grandmother and i don't understand how anyone could make that statement with a straight face.
Healthcare is absolutely awful in Italia, and most of small towns could easily be mistaken for any town in a third-world country. Unfinished buildings everywhere, bare naked bricks everywhere, trash everywhere.
That being said i still like Italia, and a native offered me a old Makarov so i can't hate.
>takes a trip to Europe
>Italy, Germany, Switzerland, France, Britain
>First up; Italy!
>Yuck what the fuck is this water
>Improved water, nice enough people, wait nvm these Municher's are fucking crazy
>Switzerland! mfw I drink the water and it's the best water I've ever drank
>Frankreich! Fuck we're back to Italy-tier water
>Last, Britain! The water if better than France and Italy, but still not great
Switzerland has the best water in the world, in my opinion. You mountain-jews are great.
>CAPTCHA was mountains, this post was meant to be
>Where exactly in Geneva ?
Between Paquis-Temple and Cornavin, I think on Rue de-Neuchatel
Question--where is a nice place to go (maybe for coffee or something) in Geneva where one can avoid these people?
it was a shame i was in switzerland during the kosovo independence and the streets were covered in alboshits beeping their cars and screaming.
besides the swizterland is beautiful and the food was gud
Thought i escaped albanians after being in the balkans, fuck me
>Municher's are fucking crazy
I'm from Munich! Why didn't you like it here? I love Ausfags, there's nothing like getting drunk with Ausfags at Oktoberfest, it's almost my favorite time of the year :)
>Paquis-Temple and Cornavin
Yeah i understand now. Paquis is basically the hooker and drug dealing neighborhood of Geneva. It's not new though, the neighborhood was in the same state, and had the same reputation, more than 30 years ago. That's a neighborhood to avoid if you aren't used to the city.
As for Cornavin, well it's the center of Geneva and the main railway station so of course you can expect everything that usually comes with main railway station. I live extremely close to the station, used to it.
What you should do is take a walk near the lake, one of the most beautiful view of Geneva. As for coffee, there's some nice ones in the main market districts of the city, try something like Rue du Rhône. Warning : it won't be cheap.
Depends where. If you manage to find an armory with a shooting range, maybe. But i don't know the rules when it comes to foreigners and shooting ranges. What i can tell you is to avoid Geneva if you want to shoot guns, the only armory in the city with a shooting range (a good one of top of that) was officially closed not so long ago. You can still find guns, but mostly for hunting.
Heartbreaking. But i think there was an agenda behind that sudden closing.
I have nothing against you guys, it's just a few people were really fucking weird.
>Taking the train to somewhere
>Coming back to my hotel in Arabella Park
>Raining as I'm coming up to ground level
>Woman with a broken arm falls over
>Attempt to help her up
>Holds up broken arm
>Gets up herself
>lol k then
>walk towards my hotel
>random walks up to me and hands me a loaf of bread
>mfw this happened within a span of 2 minutes and I got chased around for 5 minutes because I couldn't understand he was trying to sell me bread and wasn't giving it to me
Nothing personal, just these experiences
There are more German cucks coming to Swiss for working than there are Swiss going to Germany to buy stuff
>always have to buy water and can't drink from water-tap because low quality
Sucks to be not Swiss desu senpai
Yeah our tap water is good. To the point where i just don't buy bottled water anymore. Except, obviously, at work.
That's what i don't get when an american spout the "XENOSTROGEN" thing at me.
There are some states which are not allowed to shoot but I don't think it's a problem for japanese.
You can shoot pistol, revolvers, rifles, submachine guns and pump action. You can only shoot semi automatic though
Democracy - what a horrible thing.
Any Swiss person with a rifle can bring along anyone else to the Feldschiessen, but unfortunately foreigners will not get free ammo. I think it's 35 cents per round.
Every time I travel, I miss tap water from home. The places where they put more chlorine into the water than your average public pool just baffle me - it makes you want to take a shower after taking a shower to wash off all the chlorine, but obviously it wont work and it's disgusting to drink.
Normally I buy spring water to drink, or sprite or something, but a few times I've been on a Euro tour and the guide tells us "yeah m8s the tap water here isn't very good to drink and we'd hate for you to get sick to just buy your water". At least normally tour guides give you a warning
This guy was shit canned for being a repeat offender:
- Offenses against the Ausländergesetz (aliens act)
- Slandering a (dead) cop
- Pretending to have academic credentials that he doesn't hold
- Ignoring court orders
It looks like he was fined for all of that and then didn't pay the fine which means prison time.
If the Durchsetzungsiniazitive passes and he steps up his game a little bit, he will get deported.
>You can ski in Australia. You can't surf in Switzerland.
>Don't forget to say yes to the CVP initiative for fiscal equality of married people. That way fags will NEVER be able to be married.
They already have the eingetragene partnerschaft which is better than marriage. That one is like putting some decoration on a shicake and telling the people with the delicious cake "I won't share. memememememememe"
Except they can't adopt and spread their fagginess around. Plus the registered partnership still marks a technical difference between mariage and gay shit, which drives them mad.
Main difference between Swiss and Germans (and English gentlemens):
I also did not like the Swiss-Italian region. After learning Italian I was looking forward to speaking it in a place outside of Italy, but the people were assholes (and looking quite like southerners, not Alpine looking as where I live now).
Canton Valais was great. People treated me well and Sion was surprisingly affordable for a Swiss city. I almost accepted a job in Visp.
Exactly. I believe the main reason (besides being stuck in a mobster mentality) is them trying everything they can not to be considered Italian in any possible way.
Swiss absolutely loathe Italy, they consider us worst than mexicans, even if you're rich. Swiss-Italians absorbed this hate.
And the more they try, the more they'll get rejected from both cultures.
Northern Italians, especially if wealthy, despise Ticino and nearby locations
This was the "high security" prison he was sent to ("Regionalgefängnis Bern" (city prison Bern))
The documents say Regionalgefängniss bern which is a normal prison (you can google it and see the photos for yourself).
In addition to that it says "Ersatzfreiheitsstrafe aus Geldstrafe" which means that his fine was replace with prison time. I guess he should have paid his darn fine and moved on. What he instead chose to do according to the documents he presents is "üble nachrede, qualifizierte verleumdung, ungehorsam gegen amtliche verfügungen" which translates to "defamation, slander, and disobeying court orders" and poof, his fine became prison. His previous fine was for "slander, ignoring court orders, repeat offenses against the aliens act and pretending to have academic credentials that he doesn't". This guy is literally a repeat-repeat offender that managed to pile it all up until he finally was sent to prison.
Can't wait for the Durchsetzungsinitiative to be passed with flying colors next month. The 'shocked' articles the German Lügenpresse will undoubtedly write about it will only serve to discredit them further.
>Switzerland abandoning human rights
>Another shift to the right for Switzerland
>Swiss are racists
lmao this is going to be fun
It's indeed the best country in Europe. I'm coming to you as soon as I have my degree, Switzerland !
But we don't have the billions in cash. We have it in equity, fixed income and property.
And you're saying open your eyes. Uneducated disgrace to this nation. Along with this guy >>61156912
Both NAV (NEET) idiots or sub 20 year olds who got bullied and grew up in a single parent home.
Building a second Gotthard tunnel is basically saying "come in immigrants we need more people" and "yes EU we will do what you want". Why would you vote yes for that
The only things good about Norwegian are the girls and that it's not part of EU
>The only things good about Norwegian are the girls and that it's not part of EU
In your dreams mate. There is so much more. We bet you in every significant index. You have the chocolate though.
Like this failure?
>100'000 lefties start a referendum for something that was accepted in 2014
From 2014 to now the situation got even worse, what do you think will be the result of this referendum? Those lefties are just butthurt :^)
That's democracy my friend. Everyone can propose something but that doesn't mean it gets accepted. Sorry for you for not having democracy in Norway and have to adopt the Sharia soon