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Switzerland is the best country in the world. Prove me wrong.

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Switzerland is the best country in the world. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.
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>>61152767
Not the best.
But certainly good enough.
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>>61152767
A worthy opponent to America, but you best be in your guard because we're about to get Great Again.
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>>61152767
You mountain Jews are alright by me and your country is visually stunning.
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Yeah, don't rub it in.
We'll get there, again.
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>>61152767

>Prove me wrong.

I can't. Now tell me how do I get in.
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>>61152831
nice

I'm looking forward to that
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>>61153130

this.
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Landlocked country can be best in the world
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>a
>fucking
>medpack
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You're alright Switzerland. I was shocked to see how terrible your food is but other than that your country is really top notch.

The Berner Oberland is awesome.
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I guess it's pretty good. I like the landscape and countryside, but you guys are literally the Israel of Europe.

Other than that, 7/10
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>>61152831
You know what to do, Ameribro.
We're waiting you on the top again.
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When did this
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>>61153415
become hotter than THIS
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>>61152767
>Prove me wrong.
I live here.
Q.E.D.
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>>61152767
>conservative and rich direct democracy.
Nope i really cant.
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>>61152767
all the Jews that have destroyed our country's have moved there, have a nice time OP. I'm sorry
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>>61153329
>disliking raclette and fondue

TOP
KEK
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>>61153433

10/10

so perfect it hurts

captcha: select all images with bananas

are you fucking kidding me?
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You can ski in Australia. You can't surf in Switzerland.
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>>61152767
Basically a richer Belgium since both of them have no original culture
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>>61152908
God I hope this place never becomes culturally enriched. There needs to be some parts of europe that stay european.
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>>61153496
>>disliking raclette and fondue
>TOP
>KEK

Fondue is awesome but by the third day of it you are a fart machine powered by angry cows carrying heavy heavy bells.
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italy is better to be quite honest desu
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>>61152767
Correct.
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>>61153531
not gonna happen all the Jew elites have moved there
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>>61153500
Embrace who you are huehuehuehuehue-bro.

You could have been glorious Empire of Brazil, but someone screwed up.
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>>61153531
Too late, Switzerland is 10% muslim, they have taken over bigger cities like Geneva or Basel.
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"Hey Switzerland, I want my teeth back!"

t. Izak Blumenkohl, 90 years old Holocaust survivor
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>>61152767
how can switzerland be the best country if it didn't invented animu and mango?
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>>61152767
What about Poland
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>>61152767
if you're the best, tell me how you will unleash the ultimate happening against the rapefugees?
since you're independent and not cucked by the Jew-U.
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You did educate Kim Jung Un to be fair. And have no international influence whatsoever.
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>>61153531
Per capita we have 3 times more """""refugees""""" coming in than france (2014 numbers). We're fucked.
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>>61152767
Switzerland is by far the best country, after United States. Always hoping to roll Switzerland in the country game, after United States.
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>>61153586
Implying we care about baguette speaking land
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>>61153510
>ou can ski in Australia. You can't surf in Switzerland.

They have an indoor surf park in Geneva if I recall correctly
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Needs moar diversity, not diverse enough
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>>61153622
we were basically Switzerland until they started making laws
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>>61153624
I guess Germany is also "best country" if you start cherry picking.

Also Swiss people are really convinced they are better, turning them into pretentious asshats. Big downside.
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>>61152767

HEALTH
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>Swiss
>Swiss watch industry

Mountain Jews
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>>61152767
Been there multiple times, and have friends now permanently living and working in your country

It is indeed a great place but all your perks rely exclusively on being small. A small territory and a small population are easier to manage if your leaders are not complete degenerates. So good for you

Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles
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>>61153724
Wuzzup, Russian?
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>>61152767
You actually might be, gz
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this triggers the suisse
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>>61153585

honestly the fall of the brazilian empire was a perfect storm

to top it all off he didn't even have a male heir
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>>61153730
true, swatch fucking sucks so hard and I read the service is completely fucked as well.

>oh no muh watch crystal is scratched, can I get it changed, wat do?
>I'm sorry goyim, there is nothing we can do, those crystals are laser-sealed. you gotta buy a new watch for full price, I'm afraid.
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Ya'll stop boasting about how awesome Switzerland is. A: We dont want any more people to think its a good idea to come here and B: So not swiss to do this. Work on your swissnes
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>>61152767
well thats what happens when you spend the most destructive war ever neutral hoarding gold from both sides
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>>61153810
I don't get why.
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>>61153694
Eh, I can say the same thing about germans. Especially during the WM.
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>>61153834
If you still have a mechanic clock you want it as a status symbol, it has to be expensive otherwise this wouldn't work.
If you want a reliable and sturdy watch it's quartz based and digital, water proof for 1,99€ or so.
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>>61153886
Holy shit im dying here
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>>61153897
The difference is we don't start ego masturbation threads on /pol/ to have our greatness celebrated.
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>>61153849
Yeah, Switzerland is complete ass.
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>>61152767
>Switzerland is the best country in the world.

9 out 10 muslims agree
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We're pretty cool
especially since about 65% of the population passes right wing laws no other country would pass
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what mechanical watch would you swiss natives suggest me, as a first one, costing around 1K?
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>61153991
>muslim shit detected
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>>61153940
>1,99€

wtf? do you mean the service or the whole watch? I believe it can't be either because not even a chinese imported watch is that cheap. you'r right about mechanical watches but I don't get where you're getting that small price from.
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>>61152767

learn accent free german, you cheese goat.
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>>61154080
That was a hyperbole, but you get a very good digital watch which doesn't have to be serviced in a lifetime for less than 50€.
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>>61154081
You're just mad you cant understand us but we have no issue understanding you. Step up your game
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>>61153973
>greatness
Something you lost and need to get back.
Also you got a point with the ego thread, but everyone does that once in a while
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>>61153886
That's quality right there!

>>61154081
No.
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>>61154081
>accent free German

is there such a thing?
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>>61154081
never
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>>61154146
>germans
>great ever
they had some brilliant individuals, but as a whole they always were the scum of europe
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>>61154141

Because our language makes sense and your language is grützenshit.
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For a literal healthpack you guys sure don't help people out much.
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>>61154130
>That was a hyperbole

no offense but it was fucking retarded, even for a hyperbole.

>which doesn't have to be serviced in a lifetime for less than 50€.

I know man, I browse the watch threads on /fa/ so this isn't new to me.
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>>61154179
Kek no, I come from Aus and it's just a gayer German Accent
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>>61153973
Germany used to be great, but that was over 70 years ago.
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>>61154179

Yes, thats the language of the gods.
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>>61154152
The caricature is not even far fetched. In another thread a Swiss guy was showing off his guns, of course not complete without having some 1000 franc bills and two big gold ingots in the picture :^)
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>>61154056
timex
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>>61152767
You're only great because of your German part of population. If there were more italians and french you would be subhumans.
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>>61153973
That's because it wouldn't work, Hans.
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>>61154056
Seriously, save your money until you have ~5,000 francs.
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>>61152767
Finland will win easily, only country were goverment gives money to you. Clean atmosphere, long and dark winter keeps enrichers at bay, only 5.5 million people in area big as great britain. Nobody fucks around, somebody talks to you only if you ask something. No stupid small talk.

Also only contry that has repelled russian invasion. Twice.
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>>61154321
This
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>>61154223
Didn't expect a watch enthusiast who spends his lifetime browsing /fa/. For normal people "1,99€" is a common hyperbole for something cheap.
Didn't mean to offend, man.
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>>61154327
I mean twice as big as great britain
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>>61153388
medkit is truly our greatest ally
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>>61154223
>taking anythimg on /fa/ seriously
I posted a Gucci horsebit thread and got
>wow senpai lookz dadcore!11
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Switzerland would be perfect if it wasn't for the ugly language :^(.
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>>61152767
this song is illegal in my country:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1xW-4ZQVTo

#maulkorbgesetz /thread
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>>61152767
Your countryside is nice and your people are redpilled, at least compared to Germans.

The only downside is that you live in the middle of nowhere.
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>>61154327

>living in a cold swamp

at least you got saunas
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>>61154241
Do Gods not have accents?
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>>61152767
oh look it's this shit thread again.
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>>61154456
We should adopt "AUSSCHAFFEN" though.
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>>61154456

In some years all swiss people will speak High german. HAHAHA SWISS PEOPLE WILL GET KEKED :^DDDDDD
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>>61153329
>terrible your food
opinion discarded faget.
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>>61154471
I would not call this grat land like that, it is more like natural frozen forest wasteland
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>>61154488
Heresy.
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>>61154367
>For normal people "1,99€" is a common hyperbole for something cheap.

okay? it just threw me offguard cause it's such a specific number for hyperboling.

>>61154441
I learned a lot in the watch threads though.
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>>61154509
The Durchsetzungsiniazitive is better though. Deliberate abuse of the social system by immigrants -> instaban from the country. Get caught stealing twice and that's bye bye as well.
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>>61152767
>What is Norway
>Richer
>More beautiful girls
>More Beautiful nature
>Less niggs % wise of population
>Richer
>Secured for a future without oil
>More beautiful girls
>The option to go to the boarder and take a breathtaking look at the swedish national park where immigrants chase, beat and rape girls in broad daylight.
>You get to feed them afterwards so you look like a good samaritan
>The swedish government will put golden stars in your viking dairy and the swedish police will clap and cheer while all this go down

Haha, you're good though Switzerland.
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Wie schwierig ist es als deutscher Jurist in der Schweiz Arbeit zu finden?
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Molina for Nationalrat!
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>>61154641
Your music isn't as good as Finland's though.

Sorry friend :(

I still like Kaizers Orchestra and Ulver though
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>>61154641
>Scandinavians forgetting about their shitty, depressing weather.

keking at the things you listed, though
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>>61153614
At least half of them will be gone soon if we just get the durchsetzingsinitiative through
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>>61154625
fuck yeah!
make switzerland great forever!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhj4NJgBs_8

Checkmate Swiss-Vatican devil worshipers, I am onto you and your evil backstabbing ways.
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>>61154564
Yeah? Guess what mother fucker, Basel-Stadt flows through my veins and cock. I've had more degenerate sex with nigresses, hijab waering mudshits, yugos, albanians single mums (while babby was watching ofc), whores etc. and done more drugs than you little cuck will in 10 lifetimes. Fuck the Swiss, fuck Züri and fuck the SVP. Basel is love, Basel is life!
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>>61154860
Kek
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>>61152767
The flag is also a big plus.
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>>61154251
Yeah, i've seen that guy, he's a fucking degenerate playing with dads money
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>>61152767
>23,8% 外国人
>一流国
一つを選びなさい!
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>>61154914
Good one
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>>61154860
Stop acting like a dumbass, for a start.

Aber mal im Ernst: Beste Stadt in der Schweiz fürn deutschen Juristen ausm nördlichen BW?
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>>61154765
>Implying snow/rainfall is depressing
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>>61152767
What about the blood gold m8?
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>>61152767
your country is beautful
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>>61154969
Basel. not even trolling.
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>>61154543
Lolno, most schools reverted back to speaking swiss german in class
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>tfw you're Asian so you'll never be able to live in Switzerland
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Yes it is but you still cucked, all those fucking Albanians and Turks in Zurich pretending to be "Swiss German" are fucking annoying. The only true fun part of Switzerland is probably Baden, Argau, Shaffausen, St. Gallen and Gerzensee other than that Switzerland is pretty much filled with immigrants.
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>>61152767
>Switzerland is the best country in the world. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

I can not disagree actually. Germany is close up there, due to it's industry, cars, automation, robotics etc, the quality of their work and no freeloaders(at work, you must actually know what you are doing and doet) and slacking off. German engineering.

You guys kinda suck at whatever has to do with"mountain/rock" engineering you know tunnels bang bang etc ;) due to the alps aren't as old and hard as here..

You seem to only be able to produce 1 very good ski jumper at any time, never any full teams.

This drags down the country the most, otherwise top tier.
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>>61154971
Fresh snow and occasional rain is fine. Darkness, greyness, dead vegetation and cold is depressing. Norway is beautiful though, don't get me wrong. Your population seems pretty based as well. Definitely going to visit one day.
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>>61154961
No it's actually shit, you probably heard it a thousand times already.
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>>61155034
What's so bad about Zürich?
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Switzerland is definately the best country in the world that isn't Australia.
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>>61155167
Too many germans ;^)
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>>61154194

Calm down Kevin.

Not everyone wants to be 100% austauschbar und steril.
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>>61155167
inflated ego and real estate prices.

also, this:
>>61155213
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>>61155148
Actually the first time I heard that..
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Geneva Airport is terrible :^)
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>>61154641
Don't forget:
>having plans to deport every refugee to an island full of polar bears on the North Pole
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>>61152908
>You mountain Jews
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>>61155129
You swedish traitor you. It was socially acceptable to throw tomatos at your kind in the past.
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>>61155256
>geneva airport
Geneva is horrible, not just the airport
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>>61155167
Albanians, Turks, Romanians, Germans, most of the shit happens in Langstrasse, uber scheisse, mittenan, mittenan pure scheisse
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Protip? Fuck you!

Seriously Op you guys are alright by me.
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>>61155077
that's mostly because switzerland isn't a secluded island like Japan and they have way way less inhabitants than you guys.
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>>61155256
>Geneva is terrible
ftfy
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Full of Albanians no thanks senpai
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>>61153433
that's what the people down in raqqa and it's surroundings think, but they prefer goats and sheep I think.

Also can I get her number?
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Will Swiss people welcome me as High German speaking, German-born, university-educated male with a German first- and Russian surname? Heard you Swiss guys are not too fond of us Germans :^(.
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>>61155367
>that's mostly because switzerland isn't a secluded island like Japan and they have way way less inhabitants than you guys.

Still, when I was in Switzerland a lot of people were fucking cold, they think they are the shit and they smoke weed in every damn park. I find it funny yet when a Swiss comes to Japan they complain we are cold and only mind our own business, fuck off.
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>>61152767
One of the top 5 for sure. Don't ever change switzybros.
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>>61155389
dont worry we have initiative soon they will be deported like the "refugees"
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>>61154770
>Believing this is ever going to happen
The eternal german will fuck it up again.
As long as germany exists, europe is going to fall.
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>>61155465
We hate everyone. Some will like you, some won't.
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>>61153694
>I guess Germany is also "best country" if you start cherry picking.
>Also Swiss people are really convinced they are better, turning them into pretentious asshats. Big downside.
Well it is honestly.

Now get going and let's get Austria in here too, tell us moar about them and these people with holes in their cheese. Is that a jew trick, to make the cheese look bigger?
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>>61155485
I really hope so.
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>>61152767
it is and im gonna move there soon
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CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO BEST /pol/ MEME

>>61155149
>>61155149
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>>61155575
Then you are my people.
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>>61155567
I really hope our politicians tell merkel to fuck off
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>>61153130
>>61153268
Fuck off, we're full.
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>>61154543

>speaking english

slow your roll, hans
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>>61155213
>implying the swiss aren't just germans with a bit of french/italian inside of them
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>>61153743
>especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles

Yeah kids to this here too anon. Did this when I was a little shit my self. As documented in that simpsons episode where bart has to work for the mafia, there are cultural differences clearly
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>>61153433
Fugg
Sexy women nude in nature is the closest thing I have to a fetish
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>>61153567
Kek
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>>61153743
>Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles

If you have a better idea as to how to make foreigners feel unwelcome, we're all ears.
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>>61155379
>>61155311
What's wrong with Geneva?
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>>61155485
This is gonna be fucking great... I am mostly looking forward to headlines in international media. I bet you they're gonna complain that "Switzerland has just abolished human rights" or some bullshit like that.
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>>61156067
>switz is racist!
yeah like the minaret ban
oh god i cant wait
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>>61154399
>medkit is truly our greatest ally
This!
Medkit is neutral though, only partnership of peace, like russia.
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>>61155465
Where I work I am one of 2 Swiss people there. The rest are mostly germans as well as about 20 other nationalities. I'd say that Germany are my favorite immigrants - they at least make a fucking effort to understand the bloody language, even though only 2 people there speak Schwiiizerdüüütsch.

Also: I feel sorry for you germans when it comes to taxes... It's like 60% or so that goes directly to the govt. WTF?
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>>61154641
>Haha, you're good though Switzerland.
Maybe our bitches are better I haven't had swizz ;) Hot chicks everywhere dude.

Everything else no, open your eyes anon. We're fucked, and it's not the achmeds even, this shit rock will implode. Those paper money never used gonna go into thin air and in the pockets of the friends of all our corrupt politicians.
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>>61156051
Filled with blacks and gypsies
Don't go out at night when you're alone
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>>61153743
>Your people though are very rude, especially younger ones, i've seen locals keying foreigners cars multiple time, especially expensive vehicles

Immigrants from the Balkans and so on are not "my people". They're doing what they can tho to keep other immigrants out and make natives want to leave.
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>>61155805
I'm proud of you, Switzerbro.
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>>61154811
>Checkmate Swiss-Vatican devil worshipers, I am onto you and your evil backstabbing ways.

Let's sack and burn Rome again, vandals from Zealand (sjælland, dk), some other southern faggots, then us called goths then, us again..

Did the same to Constantinople/Byzantium/Miklagarðr/Istanbul later til they hired us like this lol.. They wuz called væringer and shit.. Plundering rights when the kind died though, so that was good.
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>>61153624
>le röstigraben enabler

Let me guess, jew with a proxy ?

Get the fuck out of here.
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>>61152767
ihr seid ganz schwer gegen einen harten Gegenstand gelaufen
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>square flag
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You are just selfish whites.
You dont care about ur brothers your only cares are about money. Dirty money. Fuck you
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>>61156051
I was born in Geneva. I still live in the city.

You guys can ask away. I got stories.
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>>61154765
>Scandinavians forgetting about their shitty, depressing weather.
>keking at the things you listed, though

it's the darkness Hans, some don't see the sun for months. This guy though is a redpilled propaganda swallowing faggot. Norway is cucked, it's gonna implode, and we have wasted a good chance of building a good nation to live in. I'm getting out of this shit hole.. this will be our 2nd time in modern history, more norfags in the us than here.. not going to the ddr that has becomet though
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I'm a dual aussie/swiss citizen and Ive often thought about going there just to do the military conscription for fun. You get a free rifle and everything only thing is French and German skills are dogshit now :(
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>>61156869
>why don't you die in World Wars and join the human centipede of immigration and economic problems that is the EU, you dirty race traitors!
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>>61156912
So where're you immigrating to?
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>>61156906
Do you get robbed frequently?
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>>61153886
>toblerone in his pocket
Okay I laffed
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>>61156984
I don't know why France is always mad as fuck about us when they're the #1 immigrants in our country.

And when you ask them why they're moving, they will tell you the same shit a Syrian will tell you about Germany.

>i gain my life better in Switzerland

The worst part is dealing with them when they act like they're entitled natives and should get the same "privileges" as a native. You ain't Swiss. Get over it.
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I can't because I literally cannot afford to go there, so I go to Austria instead.
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>>61156663
>kind
*King* like plundering rights of his crib, best payed and best mercenaries of the time. Think (later norfag)King Harald Hardråde was the latest of their leaders to fuck their king. His duty was over so he was heading home, but Miklagarðs queen (why do you call your queen just woman anglos? it's called drotning/dronning) was in luv and didn't wan't him to go so got him trapped. He responeded by breaking out and poking his or her eyes out, before take a dump on the floor and come home to get the throne.

That damn arrow in 1066...
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>>61156984
are you dumb or what bro ?
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>>61157153
What did you mean by that post, then?
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>>61156998
I live in one of the worst neighborhood of Geneva and i never had any trouble. On the other hand it's extremely noisy and most people are rude as fuck and lack respect.

That being said i'm 6'5 and i look like i could throw my life away at any instant for any stupid shit. Maybe it helps, i don't know and i don't care.
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>>61156906
Is it true "french"-arabs go on robbing holidays to Geneva? Why is the french part of Switzerland so left wing while the german part is keeping Switzerland redpilled?
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>>61157106
Open your eyes. I have been working in switerzland for many year. Yes we earn more money in your ultra capitalist country. its the MAIN reason why you need immigration.
you are gonna disapear before us. bye bye selfish whites its been good time with u.
oh and.... there was more strangers where i worked than pure swiss.
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>tfw no qt swiss bf
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WHITES BRO .
CAPITALISM NEED IMMIGRATION OPEN YOUR EYES.
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>>61153567
Its nice if they were white.
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>>61157351
>selfish whites
Again, can you please explain what you mean. It just sounds like you're going to a richer country than yours for a higher salary and then acting butthurt about it for some reason. It's pretty funny that you're calling them selfish when they let you make money there and then spending it in another country. How are you any different than my building's Lithuanian handyman?
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>>61156986
>So where're you immigrating to?
Germany was the plan, then came the crisis last year, I considered it before that, but didn't get the chance. Timing was perfect, found many many really cool job places and shit. I don't want no pussy engineering(we're going so fucking downhill here, soon people can't even do simple maths let a lone real math), I want German enginering.

Point is you have understood that you can't just sell out and ship out all industry, you have to produce. Money is only paper, if a nation does not produce that paper will become worthless. That's just one of tons of critical errors made by state now since the 80s.

But timing now germanbro...
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>>61157308
>Is it true "french"-arabs go on robbing holidays to Geneva?

Never saw it by myself, but i can believe it. They're mostly coming from Annemasse, which is a city near the border not very far from the city. The worst part is that they're currently building rail link (CEVA) between that specific town and Geneva.

But i just don't care anymore, Geneva isn't really a city in the proper sense of the term anymore, nor it's really part of Switzerland. It's a conglomerate of people that think Switzerland is a money eldorado (mostly french people since they're the nearest, but all nationalities are included). Plain and simple.

As for your second question well it's simple. It's all about origins and mentalities. See, like i explained before the french part of Switzerland isn't full of french speaking swiss. No, it's full of french speaking FRENCH PEOPLE. That's the nuance foreigners needs to understand, french speaking swiss like me are a rare breed these days, because we're forced to move out thanks to the extremely aggressive competition in our cities.

So basically these people are coming with the same mentalities and culture they had in their countries, and such a thing reflects in their vote.
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>>61154295
underated post
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>>61157351
You need to step up your game Ahmed, 25 years in Geneva immunizes you against weak shit.
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>>61154860
>Basel
>Thinking anything you say will be taken seriously
KEK
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>>61157606
Many swiss come to france to buy what they need to eat each day because its cheapier than in their country.
Moreover i paid my tax in swiss and france.
Then i said latter that capitalism absolutely NEEDS immigration to survive. its a fact. without capitalism there would be no immigration.
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>>61152767
>based Wawrinka

It's true. Now go fuck a cuckoo clock Maximilian.
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>>61153586
can confirm. Basel and Geneva are muslim cities Living in Basel and it's just mudslims everywhere
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>>61157785
>It's a conglomerate of people that think Switzerland is a money eldorado (mostly french people since they're the nearest, but all nationalities are included)
I'd imagine that would be the case more than anywhere in Switzerland except maybe Dubai or Singapore, but this is true with pretty much every major city in the western world. You will be hard-pressed to find anybody on here that thinks their countries' major cities are "really" part of their country ( "Los Angeles isn't America", "Stockholm isn't Sweden", "London isn't England").
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>>61158057
Yeah, you're right.

It sucks but it's just how things are. That being said my country is amazingly beautiful, and i'm not obligated by any means to stay in my actual shithole. I just need to find a job elsewhere, and maybe learn german, which i really don't want to but whatever.
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>>61158178
On an unrelated note, have you ever met a Romansch speaker there?
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>>61153586
Once the "Ausschaffungsinitiative" is enforced this number will slowly decrease to almost 0%
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>>61156067
>>61156143
No one expects anything less of Switzerland so I don't really think it will hurt you guys that much desu.
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>>61153567
This
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>>61158235
Once.

Not understood a single word even if know a little bit of italian, it's a very strange and interesting language.

For me, it's one of the most "swiss" language, the one that comes to mind when you see the alps. Very traditional.
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I'm from the US. Visiting Switzerland. Went to Bern, Zurich, and am now in Geneva. Bern and Zurich are great. Geneva is shit. Literally not an hour ago, two africans tried to pickpocket me on the sidewalk.
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>>61152767
Yeah? Nah.
New Zealand is better.
Switzerland is alright, but seriously NZ beats it.
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>>61158416
You know, i go every single year in Italia (near Napoli) to take care of my grandmother and i don't understand how anyone could make that statement with a straight face.

Healthcare is absolutely awful in Italia, and most of small towns could easily be mistaken for any town in a third-world country. Unfinished buildings everywhere, bare naked bricks everywhere, trash everywhere.

That being said i still like Italia, and a native offered me a old Makarov so i can't hate.
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>>61158542
They're coming from the shithole France because no border control
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>>61158768
Ding ding ding.

>>61158542
>two africans tried to pickpocket me on the sidewalk

Where exactly in Geneva ?
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>>61152767
>Switzerland is the best country in the world.
Well, let's close the borders and see how long they can survive on their own.
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>takes a trip to Europe
>Italy, Germany, Switzerland, France, Britain
>First up; Italy!
>Yuck what the fuck is this water
>To Germany!
>Improved water, nice enough people, wait nvm these Municher's are fucking crazy
>Switzerland! mfw I drink the water and it's the best water I've ever drank
>Frankreich! Fuck we're back to Italy-tier water
>Last, Britain! The water if better than France and Italy, but still not great

Switzerland has the best water in the world, in my opinion. You mountain-jews are great.

>CAPTCHA was mountains, this post was meant to be
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>>61158876
>i drink the water

That's pretty vague, mate. Bottle water ? Tap water ? Source water ?
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>>61158617
This.
Come home white man.
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>>61158810
>Where exactly in Geneva ?

Between Paquis-Temple and Cornavin, I think on Rue de-Neuchatel

Question--where is a nice place to go (maybe for coffee or something) in Geneva where one can avoid these people?
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>>61159023
Tap water. Bottled water is commonly imported/exported. You can buy Swiss water somewhere over here in Aus.
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>>61158617
Can confirm, I've been to both.
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>>61159023
However even Italian bottled water is fucking garbage. It's the only thing I hated about Italy.
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it was a shame i was in switzerland during the kosovo independence and the streets were covered in alboshits beeping their cars and screaming.

besides the swizterland is beautiful and the food was gud

Thought i escaped albanians after being in the balkans, fuck me
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>>61158338
Let's be honest here: if Sweden were to suddenly adopt direct democracy and let its citizens directly make laws, you send em all back and the "sweden yes" morons with em.
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>>61159288
add a would in there somewhere.
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>>61158876
>Municher's are fucking crazy

I'm from Munich! Why didn't you like it here? I love Ausfags, there's nothing like getting drunk with Ausfags at Oktoberfest, it's almost my favorite time of the year :)
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>>61159127
geneva is a shithole, i wish you the best and good luck there
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>>61152767
You are not even a real country.
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>>61159127
>Paquis-Temple and Cornavin

Yeah i understand now. Paquis is basically the hooker and drug dealing neighborhood of Geneva. It's not new though, the neighborhood was in the same state, and had the same reputation, more than 30 years ago. That's a neighborhood to avoid if you aren't used to the city.

As for Cornavin, well it's the center of Geneva and the main railway station so of course you can expect everything that usually comes with main railway station. I live extremely close to the station, used to it.

What you should do is take a walk near the lake, one of the most beautiful view of Geneva. As for coffee, there's some nice ones in the main market districts of the city, try something like Rue du Rhône. Warning : it won't be cheap.
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>>61159404
not having their own language > having one but being cucked so hard nobody speaks it
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>>61159414

Good man. Much appreciated.
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If I visit can I shoot guns?
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>>61159565
pogue mahone Sassenach
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>>61159288
Yes, but letting the people decide is populism which is very very bad. We can't let the right-wing populists take our democracy hostage!
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>>61159612
Depends where. If you manage to find an armory with a shooting range, maybe. But i don't know the rules when it comes to foreigners and shooting ranges. What i can tell you is to avoid Geneva if you want to shoot guns, the only armory in the city with a shooting range (a good one of top of that) was officially closed not so long ago. You can still find guns, but mostly for hunting.

Heartbreaking. But i think there was an agenda behind that sudden closing.
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>>61159347
I have nothing against you guys, it's just a few people were really fucking weird.

>Taking the train to somewhere
>Coming back to my hotel in Arabella Park
>Raining as I'm coming up to ground level
>Woman with a broken arm falls over
>Attempt to help her up
>Holds up broken arm
>wtf.exe
>"Other arm"
>NoEnglish.png
>Gets up herself
>lol k then
>walk towards my hotel
>random walks up to me and hands me a loaf of bread
>"Thank you..?"
>mfw this happened within a span of 2 minutes and I got chased around for 5 minutes because I couldn't understand he was trying to sell me bread and wasn't giving it to me

Nothing personal, just these experiences
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>>61158839
There are more German cucks coming to Swiss for working than there are Swiss going to Germany to buy stuff

>>61158876
>tfw travelling
>always have to buy water and can't drink from water-tap because low quality

Sucks to be not Swiss desu senpai
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>>61159807
Why do australians travel so much?
>>61159790
Ah I see, might have to go to America then.
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>>61159147
Yeah our tap water is good. To the point where i just don't buy bottled water anymore. Except, obviously, at work.

That's what i don't get when an american spout the "XENOSTROGEN" thing at me.
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>>61159906
If you want to shoot guns go to America yes.
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>>61159612
>>61159790
There are some states which are not allowed to shoot but I don't think it's a problem for japanese.

You can shoot pistol, revolvers, rifles, submachine guns and pump action. You can only shoot semi automatic though
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>>61159757
Democracy - what a horrible thing.

>>61159612
Any Swiss person with a rifle can bring along anyone else to the Feldschiessen, but unfortunately foreigners will not get free ammo. I think it's 35 cents per round.
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Mediocre at best tbf
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>>61160189
>>61160220
Ah ok nice. I'm waiting for the yen to get stronger to travel, is really weak compared to just a few years ago.
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>>61159906

Japs travel more than we do desu
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>>61160029
The tap water makes me want to move there. Tap water here tastes like it's all sewerage
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>>61160468
Really? Most people I know haven't traveled outside of Japan or have only gone to the usual places (Taiwan or Hawaii).
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>>61156869
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>>61152767
I guess it's not that bad of a country.
I mean, the flag is a huge plus.
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>>61160220
35ct is reasonable, you pay 20-30 ct per shot for .223 or .308 in Germany either.
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>>61160641

I don't think you've seen Sydney. AsiaBros everywhere. And I know they're all not Japanese, they're from all over Asia.
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lovely country. good and friendly people, great food and landscape.

other that i dont understand jackshit when you speak thick schwizerdütsch. i love switzerland.
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Swiss police arrested a man and tortured him in prison for making YouTube videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8UGoOqpwHY
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>>61159053
I'm Kiwi, m8. From Upper Hutt. I'm temporarily in UK for work.
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>>61161253
Sign me up, I'm taking Pewdiecuck to jail
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>>61160604
Every time I travel, I miss tap water from home. The places where they put more chlorine into the water than your average public pool just baffle me - it makes you want to take a shower after taking a shower to wash off all the chlorine, but obviously it wont work and it's disgusting to drink.
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>>61161362

Normally I buy spring water to drink, or sprite or something, but a few times I've been on a Euro tour and the guide tells us "yeah m8s the tap water here isn't very good to drink and we'd hate for you to get sick to just buy your water". At least normally tour guides give you a warning
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How many people actually live in the southern part of the country?
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>>61161253
Who the fuck is that south africa cancer? Is he butthurt because he didn't get everything for free shoved up his ass?

>>61161619
You mean the italian speaking part?
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>>61152908
Why all Switzerland photos are that colorful?
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>>61153586
>>61157997

it´s ok, 80% of said muslims are in swiss prisons top kek
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>>61161253
This guy was shit canned for being a repeat offender:
- Offenses against the Ausländergesetz (aliens act)
- Slandering a (dead) cop
- Pretending to have academic credentials that he doesn't hold
- Ignoring court orders

It looks like he was fined for all of that and then didn't pay the fine which means prison time.

If the Durchsetzungsiniazitive passes and he steps up his game a little bit, he will get deported.
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>>61161867
I guess, I was just thinking of the mountain regions.
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>>61162115
MOUNTAIN JEWS
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>>61152767
Don't forget to say yes to the CVP initiative for fiscal equality of married people. That way fags will NEVER be able to be married.
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>>61162115
The Swiss-Italian regions embodies the worst of the two countries. They are greedy criminals with a mobster like mentality and a huge amount of money.
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>>61153510
>You can ski in Australia. You can't surf in Switzerland.
:)
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>>61162558
>Don't forget to say yes to the CVP initiative for fiscal equality of married people. That way fags will NEVER be able to be married.
They already have the eingetragene partnerschaft which is better than marriage. That one is like putting some decoration on a shicake and telling the people with the delicious cake "I won't share. memememememememe"
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>>61162017
Is torture with oxygen deprivation normal in Swiss prison for political prisoners?
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>>61162822
Except they can't adopt and spread their fagginess around. Plus the registered partnership still marks a technical difference between mariage and gay shit, which drives them mad.
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Main difference between Swiss and Germans (and English gentlemens):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrFaGNLc5Y
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>>61162881
Considering that this guy seems to bend truth regularly (eg: claiming that he went to high security prison for not paying a fine) I have my doubts that he was ever tortured.
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>>61162881
>believing anything that comes out of the mouth of this walking cancer

Can't wait for him to be deported
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>>61162616
I also did not like the Swiss-Italian region. After learning Italian I was looking forward to speaking it in a place outside of Italy, but the people were assholes (and looking quite like southerners, not Alpine looking as where I live now).

Canton Valais was great. People treated me well and Sion was surprisingly affordable for a Swiss city. I almost accepted a job in Visp.
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>>61163166
Dont the documents say that he was sent to the high security prison?

>>61163231
Why do you hate him so much?
>>
>>61163319
The people in the italian speaking regions don't like Italians because too much criminals and immigrants are coming from Italy and Italy doesn't take them back
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>>61163319
Exactly. I believe the main reason (besides being stuck in a mobster mentality) is them trying everything they can not to be considered Italian in any possible way.

Swiss absolutely loathe Italy, they consider us worst than mexicans, even if you're rich. Swiss-Italians absorbed this hate.

And the more they try, the more they'll get rejected from both cultures.

Northern Italians, especially if wealthy, despise Ticino and nearby locations
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>>61163670
This was the "high security" prison he was sent to ("Regionalgefängnis Bern" (city prison Bern))
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>>61163670
The documents say Regionalgefängniss bern which is a normal prison (you can google it and see the photos for yourself).

In addition to that it says "Ersatzfreiheitsstrafe aus Geldstrafe" which means that his fine was replace with prison time. I guess he should have paid his darn fine and moved on. What he instead chose to do according to the documents he presents is "üble nachrede, qualifizierte verleumdung, ungehorsam gegen amtliche verfügungen" which translates to "defamation, slander, and disobeying court orders" and poof, his fine became prison. His previous fine was for "slander, ignoring court orders, repeat offenses against the aliens act and pretending to have academic credentials that he doesn't". This guy is literally a repeat-repeat offender that managed to pile it all up until he finally was sent to prison.
>>
https://www.rt.com/news/329055-switzerland-seize-refugees-assets/

Looks like even more refugees will be bypassing us for Germany instead
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>>61166280
lmao that article
>Switzerland follows Denmark’s lead

Switzerland is doing that since 20 years and Denmark since the current year
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>>61152767
It's boring af and so are you.
>>
Can't wait for the Durchsetzungsinitiative to be passed with flying colors next month. The 'shocked' articles the German Lügenpresse will undoubtedly write about it will only serve to discredit them further.
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>>61166715
They'll go full muh human rightd
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>>61166715
>Switzerland abandoning human rights
>Another shift to the right for Switzerland
>Swiss are racists

lmao this is going to be fun
>>
>>61161957
swiss propeganda law, the haungendorfenboten makes it illegal to release any pictures taken in the winter when there is no color.
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>>61152767
It's indeed the best country in Europe. I'm coming to you as soon as I have my degree, Switzerland !
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>>61152767
I'm voting yes to all 3 initiatives
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>>61152767
>literally every other person is albanian
>the other half is soon to be syrian refugees

yeh bruh, great country you got there.
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>>61156328
But we don't have the billions in cash. We have it in equity, fixed income and property.

And you're saying open your eyes. Uneducated disgrace to this nation. Along with this guy >>61156912

Both NAV (NEET) idiots or sub 20 year olds who got bullied and grew up in a single parent home.
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I can't, it is.
That's why i'm finishing my M.D, getting a few years of experience and moving over.

Jelly?
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>>61155805
Feels good to work in switzerland and live in italy
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>>61168316
Building a second Gotthard tunnel is basically saying "come in immigrants we need more people" and "yes EU we will do what you want". Why would you vote yes for that

>>61168589
The only things good about Norwegian are the girls and that it's not part of EU
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>>61169025
>The only things good about Norwegian are the girls and that it's not part of EU

In your dreams mate. There is so much more. We bet you in every significant index. You have the chocolate though.
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>>61161253
I like listening to that guy. He might be batshit crazy, but he definitely does his legwork.
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>>61169303
If I wanted humor I'd ask when your last referendum was
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>>61169584
Like this failure?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-swiss-eu-idUSKCN0SL27C20151027

Puppet state.
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Go get a private room you too lovebirds.
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>>61169821
>100'000 lefties start a referendum for something that was accepted in 2014

From 2014 to now the situation got even worse, what do you think will be the result of this referendum? Those lefties are just butthurt :^)

That's democracy my friend. Everyone can propose something but that doesn't mean it gets accepted. Sorry for you for not having democracy in Norway and have to adopt the Sharia soon
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>too
two. Oh for fucks sake..
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Well the flag is a big plus.
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