Why aren't you taking advantage of the benefits of modern first world society?
Planning on working to make money for your boss your whole life?
>How did you get diagnosed with depression?
Told my doctor I was depressed. Got referred to a psychiatrist. answered all her questions. Got diagnosed with depression.
>How did you manage to go on disability with such a diagnosis?
Had my doctor fill out the appropriate forms, attended an interview with the welfare people. Got approved.
Nope, I am far past that, but you see this is a never ending learning process, technology is always changing.
Its not so much the code one learns, it is the skills, analytical, logic and problem solving. A bit of creativity and imagination helps towards creating something new.
i do, im not a wagecuck for a shit tier nation.
i get welfare but its not much,and try ot make money here and there when there is a good opertunity.
however pretending to be autistic,or disabled is impossible here even real disabled people have a hard time getting anything.
only thing here you can do is pretent to be mentally ill and see a thearpist so you get welfare and job centre wont force you to do shit tier jobs.
Jesus, I can't imagine living on such a tiny stipend. It must he terrible to be a NEET. Unable to buy nice things, quality food, etc along with lonliness and absolutely no social life.
I'd like say I feel sorry for faggots, but I really don't. Enjoy being a filthy hobo living on the streets within a decade or two.
Heh, coding is not for everyone, but I get enjoyment out of it, I even enjoy getting stressed over the debugging of code I wrote, because it is rewarding once I get something to work as I want it to.
I am considering a degree in computer science I guess though I want to do it part time whilst working. Actually I prefer learning shit on my own, I am more than capable of that. Though I guess it would help to get some formal qualifications, I just don't know man I'm 34... My plan is to do some work online for free etc. Build up a network with people that need shit doing, create my own website to advertise, put up my portfolio, this takes some time but a lot of people are very successful in that and make a lot of money.
It is all about being legit and doing a good job with great results, desu most of it can be copy pasted once you have a solution for almost everything...
motivation really, i am sick of being a wage slave for some sociopath
>Have eaved over 10,000 dollars
Lol, do you think that's a lot of money? Kek, that's not even enough for shitty car. Even if you lived in absolute poverty, that would barely last you a year. Better ration your inheritance well, it's got to last you the rest of your life.
Enjoy living on table scraps kiddo.
change careers now, don't worry about a single thing just live in the now and get out there and do something, right this very instant otherwise you will end up like I was...
Alone depressed, out of work, self loathing flid...
I'm going down that route anon. I'm 25 and a neet
I have applied for and been turned down for pretty much everything. Everything in uhmirekuh is corporate fuckery or landscaping. I've done some landscaping too, but would like to wear a collared shirt that didn't have a fast food logo on it once in my life.
>I am considering a degree in computer science
No don't unless you want to be a researcher/professor. There's enough money in coding if you're good.
>My plan is to do some work online for free etc
Good plan. Get a GitHub account if you don't already and build a portfolio. Contribute to FOSS too.
As long as you're motivated enough to succeed, you will.
Now I've never been a fucking neet. I've always been in school and have always had a job. It's just that this society is so fucked up that I've frankly fucking had it. I'll take being a fucking neet at this point if it means I can sit on my ass and get a master's degree.
aye I'm gonna do that, I am getting some help from ex forces charity who are willing to pay me into some educational coarse. So I think I will use them to do some networking IT course more geared for IT tech or something just to get away from the shit tier jobs. Coding I can learn as I am doing now by my self for my self, really I think 10k for a job freelancing is nothing to high, it is probably low...
I read some guys blog after I only just got into coding, he was claiming he was getting 100k jobs from just having his website up...
After that I've been none stop almost, coding shit every day, well it is fun to do...
I am my own boss and am very satisfied with my life employing 5 people now, looking to go to 6. I love my trade, love my employees, enjoy living in a comfy lake cabin that I own outright, along with the 104 acres I own in Eastern Washington. I'm only 29 btw.
How's your stock market going?
Kek, nope. MBA. I love bossing people around, can't wait to get to work in the morning.
It's really nice being able to buy all the shit you want. Why would I be jealous of lonely, miserble man children who have to survive on fucking peanuts? Like literally I cannot comprehend how you people deal eating garage poor people food.
It's wonderful having as much money as you want, your own home, a nice new car every year or two, etc.
NEETbux are not enough, I need to fuicking just win the lottery already.
Was actually relieved I didn't win part of Wednesday's epic jackpot, makes me now feel like I'd be perfectly happy winning the $40million, or $15m cash value after taxes Powerball jackpot today, and be able to live a comfy NEET life in reasonable luxury.
maybe fin aid is available in the form of loans... I've always tried to avoid loans and I'm under 10k in debt now. If I have to go to community college, then why not take out those loans for a master's degree? What trades have that kind of demand?
Hey, fellow landowner. I happen to have 72 acres of gorgeous forest in Eastern WA. Just put in a new dock, actually.What county are you in? Pend Orille here.
Spending 1/3 of your time In your computer chair watching anime is not self inprovement. You poor kids are going through some serious mental gymnastics to justify your mediocre and miserable lifestyle.
Non kike here, but I will indulge your fantasy.
I bought my land for just over $62,500 about 6 years ago and made that much off of logging 15 acres my first year. The land prices vary like any other place in the world. In my area, it can be as high as $30K per acre, sometimes as low as 1-2K. it all depends on the market, jobs, water and power, timber and terrain.
But with all land in our country and I would guess 99% of developed countries like your own, housing prices are based off of our economy, job market, loan %, stock prices, oil price, ect. Hence why I asked how his stock market was doing. It's not always the jews bud,
>useless savage muddy forest
You mutilated inbred ameritard sure Are a costant source of keks
Pic related about what a gorgeous land looks like
Depends where you go dawg. I've found 100 acres of land before for only like 70k. Look on ebay. Just be careful about "land contracts", zoning, and location.
Look in Colorado, Nevada, Montana, Wyoming, Washington, Idaho.
Okanogan, Up by where the fires were in the Tunk Valley. My neighbors got fucked, a few lost their houses. but somehow the fires never crossed the road to my place. Had a few spot fires on the land, but nothing major. I lost about 10 acres of forest and 4-5 acres of pasture land.
Not the anon you've been talking to but you sound like a Grade A twat.
No fucking humility just "your shit sucks cause you're poor I'm so rich bleh bleh bleh money" like some kind of niggerjew in white person's skin.
Grow a spine faggot.
It's self improvement because it gives you a big fat paycheck, marketable skills and a social life. I also love my job, so there's that.
I get to taunt and fuck over union reps, boss employees around and fire people.
By the way, you live in some of the most beautiful land the world has to offer. Lake Como, Lac d'annecy. The Swiss Alps. You're not going to find land of that quality in the US unless you're a millionaire.
Well use you fucking imagination?
For me it was coding, never thought I would get into it, took me a few attempts because the basics are just boring boring...
Maybe you enjoy driving? Get a van, put an ad in the local pages (phone book whatever) offer removal services or some shit.
Don't like driving but have no issues repairing broken computers both hardware and software? Fucking advertise that shit, you are bound to get a few calls, take it from there.
There has to be something everyone enjoys doing that people will pay them for, always... Switch of that fucking TV that is convincing you otherwise.
Nah, that's just the shoreline at low water.
Pic related is Pend Orille in spring. Hell of a lot prettier than Ireland, m8. Your country just looks like a big soccer field.
>get diagnosed with depression
>apply for exam extension because I wasn't able to study efficiently in the months prior
>a month later get an email saying I'm eligible to apply for disability scholarship
>get $5000 the next month
>logging is bad and you should feel bad, there's Now way you logged sustainibily if you Made that much you desertificated a pièce of land. Any how thought it was cheaper than that: with 4K per hectar you could buy godtier land in civilized countries, cheers
My friend has an MBA from University of Texas. I read his course material, it was a fucking joke. You couldn't hack an engineering degree, that's why most business related positions are being taken by engineers now.
Looks just like in the mtns I live around. Don't worry Italy bro we are here for you
>Switch of that fucking TV that is convincing you otherwise.
Honestly, I work too much to watch TV...
>For me it was coding, never thought I would get into it, took me a few attempts because the basics are just boring boring...
What do you code?
>Fucking advertise that shit, you are bound to get a few calls, take it from there.
Do you have to worry about taxes? It would be my luck some spastic faggot would make my life hell over fixing a computer in this country.
It's like you're not even trying anon
This. I did a selective cut some years back for fire prevention and got like 30 grand off of 72 acres. He would have had to seriously clearcut that place. Even with a clearcut I don't know how he would have pulled 60Gs off of 15 acres
It's called being a man with a brain. I logged all of the "Larch" (that's a wood you euro bros will never see) and milled it myself into hardwood flooring and 2"x6" tongue and grove roofing, then took all of the pine and turned it into knotty pine floor boards.
I can keep going if you want but I'm pretty tired. It's up to you skipper.
>have 15 years of fast food experience
I'm 25, I work for an international management consulting firm. I earn €4000/month (yeah Euro salaries are lower). €0 Debt after my Master's in Finance and Statistics.
Jesus christ, get a hold of yourself.
>Even with a clearcut I don't know how he would have pulled 60Gs off of 15 acres
He didn't. Somehow it seems he is one of those bizzarre people Who enjoy liying on the Internet kek
I've seen father ted, m8. I know that most of your country is desolate and miserable.
I'm only working until I get everything I want, then I'm bugging out on streets and try the whole urban survivorlism / homelessness gig
Welding you dumbass nigger, most CC's offer trade/welding programs to get you AWS certified.
I started off making $18.50/hr welding on a production line, the minimum in my state is $7.25, they're tens of thousands of welding jobs across the US.
>living on a tiny welfare check and thinks he's got it good.
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"‘Don't go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony"
Unless a stupid nigger bitch fucks up your paper work for financial aid like mine did.
That's not such a bad idea. Dealing with the public for as long as I have has made me sick at the sight of doing anymore for these corporate fucks and the amerifats that buy the shit I push for my masters.
Yes, in software and high tech companies heads of department need experience in the field. This is not the case with most companies.
Also, I can 100% guarantee you that Googles human resource managers, accountants and contract negotiators are not engineers, but rather business majors.
Being NEET is okay, but gets old real quick, and paying for your masters with NEETBUX alone will be extremely difficult.
I would recommend the military to you, even though /pol/ will shit all over you for considering it.
Lol you can literally weld for 20 years, instruct for 5-8, then retire decent enough with likely some decent property acquired given you move to a good state with lower cost of living.
It looks grim but you might be able to salvage your shitty life.
>It looks grim but you might be able to salvage your shitty life.
Welding isn't exactly what I have in mind to do for the rest of my shitty life. I want that master's degree. People say being an adjunct professor is shit, but how bad can it truly be if those bitching are whiny hipster faggots?
Degree programs at your local community college. And are you trying to actually get a useful degree, or just looking for the easiest possible classes in order to collect free money for a couple years?
>What do you code?
Right now simple things for fun, web scrapers, web page auto filling, I actually plan to finish a auto job application bot, just so that part of NEETDOM is taken care off to keep them happy so I can have more time coding instead of applying for none existent jobs. I started learning c++ at first, a few attempts but got no where because I lacked enthusiasm and the basics of coding hello world etc. Is boring, desu that is the wrong way to learn how to code, you have to actually do something with what you have learned right from the start. Best way I found is to be bold, deicide to do something that will make your own life easier, then learn how to do that using google, a lot can be learned very fast this way.
Then I switched to C# because space engineers :D Since I prefer to learn by doing something which is fun, from that I learned the most of my basics. Then I started learning how to create windows applications using windows forms in visual studio, was quite shocked how easy it was for me to get to grips with that.
Right now I'm just building a drone system with AI for fucking about in space engineers, I know, lame yeah but I'm still learning a lot from that, and I just want to have some fun pwning noobs.
But more seriously I am looking at learning about AI in general because that is where I think things are going and that is also what interests me the most, so yeah playing around in space engineers isn't all just a waste of time.
>Do you have to worry about taxes? It would be my luck some spastic faggot would make my life hell over fixing a computer in this country.
You only pay tax once your expenses have been paid, that includes everything like food clothing etc. I think...
The local community college has a lot of options. CS has always been interesting to me. I can *nix admin with the best of them. I'm just worried about spending time and money going to school for something that isn't going to pay off. Made that mistake with my bachelors'...
Then you need to decide what 4 year degree you want.
You'll likely want a general AA, but it's important to take prerequisites for your 4 year program in your first 2 years. Otherwise, you will spend another year after your AA just qualifying for a 4 year program.
If you're only planning on 2 years of college, look over the program options and see what lines up with jobs you enjoy. Also, many community college have 1-2 year programs for learning trades, healthcare, welding, etc.
Also been studying assembly language on and off, learning how the hardware works.
Like the memory break down of a program.
Stack Heap etc.
there is more but I will link this interesting playlist :)
If it's free with FAFSA money, you've got nothing to lose, whatever your choice may be.
I know a lot of those new 2 year cyber security programs can land some very solid careers if you like CS.
>auto job application bot
This is what really pisses me off about neetbux. I'm in my 20s, never had a job and have zero experience. It feels like a waste of everyone's time to have me apply to jobs, in spite of the fact no1 will hire me.
What the fuck do I put on my resume? I have no achievements, experience, nothing of value.. So I don't bother giving a resume. I used to apply for telemarketing jobs, but now I just blindly apply to anything and everything just so I can quickly meet my job application quota for the fortnight.
>already have AA, BA and BS
My BA and BS are in general studies, so they're pretty much useless. The credits should transfer to an AS program of any type.
>look over the program options and see what lines up with jobs you enjoy. Also, many community college have 1-2 year programs for learning trades, healthcare, welding, etc.
It's just that I want to knock this out once and for all so I can do something worthwhile and work on a Master's degree.
>I know a lot of those new 2 year cyber security programs can land some very solid careers if you like CS.
Do you need a security clearance? I like CS, but I have a hard time seeing how it is going to translate into cash money. Opportunity cost is a bitch.
I think most of the positions in Cyber security involve working for corporations rather than the feds, so no security clearance required.
Everyone I know in our local program had a job set up before they even graduated, but that will likely vary depending on where you live.
Well started a project some months ago, it basically scrapes indeed website but I ran into issues. It because so complex... I was losing my fucking mind literally trying to code this this, I gave it a break, recently a light showed me the way to do it properly albeit not as fast as the way I had set up to do it.
My original methods we scraping the data directly from the source code, but now I learned I can invoke things like Text input boxes inside of a web browser in windows forms. I can do a whole lot more with out the stress of ripping the data then rebuilding it into tables etc.
The project I started is called NEETs :D
Then plan was and still is to create an app that I myself and all NEETs can use to take care of that bullshit from the neetbux centre...
I don't know what you have to do in your country but we have to fill out a job diary and it has to look legit, however it can be in electronic form, so I am including that feature in my app, it will apply for the jobs based upon rules the user created from job descriptions word for word or phrase for phrase (in other words on first use it has to be taught). It will then automatically build the covering letter, attach the CV and send, as well as logging any jobs it could not process etc for user to review and further train its rule sets.
I plan on starting to rebuild it with the new shit I learned this past month.
I was in your position a year or so ago anon.
In the end I solved the problem by getting off Newstart and onto DSP instead.
I am going back to Uni next month, see if I can get a degree.
If your resume is empty you really should get some education. At least a TAFE course that qualifies you for a specific in-demand line of work.
and I am not sure indeed is a good target anyway since it uses a fucking IFRAME for its own adverts. I am yeah to figure out how to easily capture the web URL for that bugger.
But all indeed does its scarps all the jobs from other sites, like totaljobs, reed and fish4jobs etc.
those sites I can build methods for auto filling, and grabbing the job description with date and reference etc. Then process everything for each job based on the rules, and automatically apply for them with some randomisation based upon all the covering letters the user saved. Then fill out a job diary CSV file with legit times and dates to import into a spread sheet, at least that is my plan.
hey fuck you m8, we do try ok. It is this insistence that we have to apply for x amount of jobs that it makes us not put in any effort. Then after some time most of us get serverly depressed, so fuck you go fuck a muslim refugee you stupid cunt
If you'd put serious effort into all those applications, including calling each place after a week, you would have a job.
Don't kid yourself. You're putting in zero effort on your applications and follow-up which is why you have no job.
Ameribro is right. You faggots don't find a job because you want everything tailored exactly to your liking. Newsflash: Most people don't get their dream job out of the gate and have to go for pleb tier shit in the start. You lazy fucks don't even try, then you start crying because society isn't shaped around your specific needs.
Dude I don't care what you think or say, I have been on the dole more than enough to know how the whole fucking system works...
Picture is what I have been talking about, it does not work now since they must have changed their website source code that I had been scrapping. But When I recode this I won't have to put any serious effort into nothing that you speak off.
Before anyone says the UI is shit I rushed it because I needed a job diary done in 5 hours and the result was this, and yes It gave me the job diary I need and my advisor the gullible cunt accepted it as real.
I don't give a fuck what you say stupid cunt, you should kill your self...
I don't want to sit on my ass all day and jack off to anime. Nor do I want 10$ a month
>I rushed it because I needed a job diary done in 5 hours and the result was this, and yes It gave me the job diary I need and my advisor the gullible cunt accepted it as real.
Oh, so you're admitting again you put in no effort and just tried to scam.your advisor to collect your meagre welfare check.
If you spent literally just a few hours fluffing up your resume with bullshit and showing initiative to employers, you would have a job, security and independence right now.
But the problem with you is, subconsciously or otherwise, you don't want a job. You're a parasite who would rather waste away, living in your bedroom and missing out on all the fine things in life, because you simply can't afford them on your pitiful welfare check.
IG you had spent all that time working on something real, rather then bleeding the government for your pitifully small welfare check, you would have job and money in the bank.
Why do you do this to yourselves?
wish i started coding when i was 14, I actually was a bit of a script kiddy hacker when i was 14, I'd attack my friends PC which he allowed me to do so, I did not break any laws apart from that time I war dialled a whole bunch of numbers and cracked some voice mail modem mail boxes using the default password of 000 lulz fun times.
It is too risky to be a hacker these days, so easy to get caught, nor do I have to motivation for it. There is no incentive for me to get back into that stuff now that I am an adult, but yes learning about linux exploits reading hacker boards just so I could forward the password file to the deadletter directory and download it and crack the 40bit password file to then steal naked pictures that my friend at school took of him self with his camera, was funny fun, guy was bashing on my door on a Sunday morning after he checked his logs, I should have learned to clear the logs first really ^^
He being the brightest kid at school so they said, well he attacked my PC first using a torjan and social engineering, I doubt he thought I could ever hack his trusty linux system, what a fool he was, high IQ no common...
You really don't think it's a not a good deal to do shit you love and get paid mad dosh for it?
Like I can understand meets knocking on minimum wage slaves who hate their job, but you have to be nuts to prefer living on pennies rather than have a proper, enjoyable career.
i have had jobs since then, they are shit, they last all of a few weeks, involve standing in the same fucking place doing the same fucking thing for 12 hours for £6.70 per hour get fucked.
Not worth injuring my back over, nor does it help my PSTD
I don't want to be a leech my whole life sorry
In sweden being a neet is easy as fuck. The government wants to be taken advantage of it seems. Who am I to turn them down? Besides they would just spend it on invading shitskins anyway. So why pay taxes? Unemployment benefits and a little bit of work off the books keeps me comfortable.
If you're smart enough to handle basic programming, you can get a decent job.
You're just a lazy moron with no initiative.
Enjoy dying alone and poor in your bedroom, knowing you could have a had the good life, a nice salary, your own house and all the new tech goodies you could want.
Enjoy your self-chosen mediocrity.
Because our welfare state won't exist in 5 years and then useless neets like you will die
and it will be good
>they would just spend it on invading shitskins anyway
I used to feel guilty about being a parasite, but as our politicians and the establishment lead our country further and further towards destruction I no longer feel the guilt.
I am so at odds with what is being done in my country that I don't see the point of working to contribute to it.
umm that is what i have been doing the past year dumb ass ^___________^
while being harassed by the job centre the whole time, it is like the literally don't want anyone to get a job, to better them selfs...
I mean i use to give a fuck but now i know better, they aren't there to help me, so why should I allow my self to be brought down by them fucks?
Not everyone on the dole is on the dole because they don't want to work you know...
I hate the dole, i have fuck all money and i hate that, i can make way more money than those fat slobs sat on their arse being bullies to poor people stuck out of work trying to scrap by.
They want you to get a good job, you'd just rather put in zero effort to collect barely enough money to survive.
You're doing this to yourself. Go ahead and do it, but at least I hope you know deep down, that you are the cause of your failure, not the system.
Ok, then. Stay in denial, and jeep pretending you're applying rather than really trying.
I can just sit back and laugh, because it clear how shitty your life is and that it's not going to get better with your attitude.
Well just so you know, I am doing everything i can to get a job outside of the jobcetre shittery.
I am with an army charity, i have mental health issues i won't go into related to my army service. You are a fuck dick for assuming so much, you can go to fucking hell, you should just kill your self desu
But see, right there. You have community a community service history. Put that on your resume and PLAY IT UP.
I've dealt with miserable shit in my life. I've seen one of my best friends shot and killed not 2 feet from me. PTSD, mental issues, they all suck.
But at this point you have stopped trying and are your own worst enemy. JUST DO IT. CHANGE YOUR LIFE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
Are you saying you've been coding for a year and think that makes you employable?
Even computer science students probably have more skills than you.