Why aren't you taking advantage of the benefits of modern

>>61146517

splain me how you survive.

>>61146517
Because Singapore is Right Wing and thus not a shitty welfare state.

>>61146615
I get $2500 a month disabilitybux m8.

>>61146517
The moment your mineral exports collapse you guys are 110% fucked

>>61146667
>I get $2500 a month disability

dafuq... how are you disabled?

>>61146667
But I'm not disabled.

And no I don't want to pretend to be either.

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>>61146719
>how are you disabled?
Depression.

>>61146719
mentally

>>61146517
Because I love my job and get paid over $10K USD per month to do it.

>>61146517
No faggot, I am self taught coder, one year, this time next year I guess I will start making my own money, if not sooner.

How do you like that eh?

I make 8k a month smiling and ordering people around. Why would I want to be aneet?

Fucking neets and immigrants taking my hard earned capital REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61146765
>>61146772

>mental

How did you get diagnosed with depression? How did you manage to go on disability with such a diagnosis?

>>61146517
Nope ill be rich in the next few years, just started up my wash and resell condoms buisness

>>61146819
>self taught coder
>he wrote a Hello World program and thinks he's employable

>>61146819
Heard that one before

>>61146857
He's baiting you. You don't get shit with the Disability Pension in Australia. It's roughly 700-800 dollars a fortnight.

>>61146857
>How did you get diagnosed with depression?
Told my doctor I was depressed. Got referred to a psychiatrist. answered all her questions. Got diagnosed with depression.

>How did you manage to go on disability with such a diagnosis?
Had my doctor fill out the appropriate forms, attended an interview with the welfare people. Got approved.

>>61146908
Nope, I am far past that, but you see this is a never ending learning process, technology is always changing.

Its not so much the code one learns, it is the skills, analytical, logic and problem solving. A bit of creativity and imagination helps towards creating something new.

>>61146719

He's an Australian

How do I into NEET

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>>61146517
i do, im not a wagecuck for a shit tier nation.
i get welfare but its not much,and try ot make money here and there when there is a good opertunity.

however pretending to be autistic,or disabled is impossible here even real disabled people have a hard time getting anything.

only thing here you can do is pretent to be mentally ill and see a thearpist so you get welfare and job centre wont force you to do shit tier jobs.

>>61146944
yeah keep sitting there learning nothing dumb ass, soon there will be no jobs for you as computers and AI that runs on them take over.

>>61147107
You've been warned

>>61147018
>it is the skills, analytical, logic and problem solving

ok you pass queenbro

I have a CS degree and have never really coded since it's for plebs.

>>61146992
>1 Australian Dollar equals
>0.69 US Dollar

For fuck's sake... Canada, is that you?!

>>61146765
Are you an Abo?

>>61146992
I get $996 a fortnight including rent assistance.

Converted to US dollars that is about $2500 a month you fagmo.

i love the job when i'm healthy. i didn't get into it for monetary reward. yet, here i fucking am. i was never meant to make it past 25.

>>61147143
No you fuck wit you should have realised I was talking about Australian dollars given the context, holy shit how bad is your autism?

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>>61146667
Jesus, I can't imagine living on such a tiny stipend. It must he terrible to be a NEET. Unable to buy nice things, quality food, etc along with lonliness and absolutely no social life.

I'd like say I feel sorry for faggots, but I really don't. Enjoy being a filthy hobo living on the streets within a decade or two.

>>61146517
Because I work and I get social benefits at the same time so I have twice the money :^)

>>61147166

That is actually $1374.48 USD, but it's more than I make now working 40+/wk. Fucking fast food...

>>61147215
I am living fine on the NEETbux m8. Am buying a car soon. Have saved over 10K.

Things will get real comfy when I inherit from my parents.

>>61147166
Kek, here in America you can get neqrly that much just for being enrolled in community college and getting decent grades, plus free tuition.

>>61147282
>Fucking fast food
You should not do that anon. You will get grease on your dick.

>>61147184

>>61147184

Relax, jizztrap, I know he is aussie, but it's been a while since i compared aud to usd. I didn't think the conversion was that fucking bad, but see >>61147282

>>61147139
Heh, coding is not for everyone, but I get enjoyment out of it, I even enjoy getting stressed over the debugging of code I wrote, because it is rewarding once I get something to work as I want it to.

I am considering a degree in computer science I guess though I want to do it part time whilst working. Actually I prefer learning shit on my own, I am more than capable of that. Though I guess it would help to get some formal qualifications, I just don't know man I'm 34... My plan is to do some work online for free etc. Build up a network with people that need shit doing, create my own website to advertise, put up my portfolio, this takes some time but a lot of people are very successful in that and make a lot of money.

It is all about being legit and doing a good job with great results, desu most of it can be copy pasted once you have a solution for almost everything...

motivation really, i am sick of being a wage slave for some sociopath

>>61147374

Tell me about it... Do you have any better options? I'm all ears, srsly. Why do you think I find this neet shit so appealing?

>31
>have 15 years of fast food experience

>>61147480
Pls don't be future me

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>>61147323
>Have eaved over 10,000 dollars

Lol, do you think that's a lot of money? Kek, that's not even enough for shitty car. Even if you lived in absolute poverty, that would barely last you a year. Better ration your inheritance well, it's got to last you the rest of your life.

Enjoy living on table scraps kiddo.

>>61147526

>has two bachelor degrees: Interdsiciplinary Studies and Liberal Arts

Yes, don't be me!

>>61147480
change careers now, don't worry about a single thing just live in the now and get out there and do something, right this very instant otherwise you will end up like I was...

Alone depressed, out of work, self loathing flid...

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>>61147480
I'm going down that route anon. I'm 25 and a neet

>>61147480
Quite your job, sign up for financial aid, enroll in community college, get free tuition and $1400+ a month for expenses.

It's really fucking easy.

>>61147619

I have applied for and been turned down for pretty much everything. Everything in uhmirekuh is corporate fuckery or landscaping. I've done some landscaping too, but would like to wear a collared shirt that didn't have a fast food logo on it once in my life.

>>61147471
>I am considering a degree in computer science
No don't unless you want to be a researcher/professor. There's enough money in coding if you're good.

>My plan is to do some work online for free etc
Good plan. Get a GitHub account if you don't already and build a portfolio. Contribute to FOSS too.

As long as you're motivated enough to succeed, you will.

>>61147480
>>61147658

Find out what it is that you enjoy doing, then learn how to do that as a job, a none job. simple

>>61147694
You qualify for federal financial aid.

>>61147587
You're really bitter for a rich wagecuck. It's probably because you are like all these niggers who post on facebook with their minimum wage between their hands.

>>61147658

Now I've never been a fucking neet. I've always been in school and have always had a job. It's just that this society is so fucked up that I've frankly fucking had it. I'll take being a fucking neet at this point if it means I can sit on my ass and get a master's degree.

>>61147690

Can't... see:

>>61147600

>>61147215
enjoy living on your Maya. slowly approaching death thinking youre making choices that already have been made for you

>>61147745

see

>>61147775

>>61147690
I can tell you went to community college you cant even spell quit

>>61147733

That's easy to say, but some advice that wasn't a proverb or adage would be more helpful.

>>61147716
aye I'm gonna do that, I am getting some help from ex forces charity who are willing to pay me into some educational coarse. So I think I will use them to do some networking IT course more geared for IT tech or something just to get away from the shit tier jobs. Coding I can learn as I am doing now by my self for my self, really I think 10k for a job freelancing is nothing to high, it is probably low...

I read some guys blog after I only just got into coding, he was claiming he was getting 100k jobs from just having his website up...

After that I've been none stop almost, coding shit every day, well it is fun to do...

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>>61146517
I am my own boss and am very satisfied with my life employing 5 people now, looking to go to 6. I love my trade, love my employees, enjoy living in a comfy lake cabin that I own outright, along with the 104 acres I own in Eastern Washington. I'm only 29 btw.

How's your stock market going?

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>>61147886

I lol'd.

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>>61147753
Kek, nope. MBA. I love bossing people around, can't wait to get to work in the morning.

It's really nice being able to buy all the shit you want. Why would I be jealous of lonely, miserble man children who have to survive on fucking peanuts? Like literally I cannot comprehend how you people deal eating garage poor people food.

It's wonderful having as much money as you want, your own home, a nice new car every year or two, etc.

>>61146517
>jerking your weiner to 4d singaporean moving pictures day in and day out is "self-improvement"
well wew'd my lad

>>61147961
>stock market
Kike confirmed
>104 acres
Just curious about prices for land in the united states of niggerland, how much per acre?

>>61147797
I don't worry about that. I just like to enjoy all the pleasures life has to offer and you can't do that living in your room on welfare.

>>61148111

Southern or Northern Italian?

>>61147809
Go back to community college and start working towards a useful degree, then.

You should still qualify for financial aid.

>>61147886
Yep, 4 years community college then grad school at WSU.

>>61148038
If you don't have at least 2/3rd of your time for you and your self-improvement, you're a slave. Doesn't matter if you're a rich or poor slave.

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NEETbux are not enough, I need to fuicking just win the lottery already.

Was actually relieved I didn't win part of Wednesday's epic jackpot, makes me now feel like I'd be perfectly happy winning the $40million, or $15m cash value after taxes Powerball jackpot today, and be able to live a comfy NEET life in reasonable luxury.

>>61148190

maybe fin aid is available in the form of loans... I've always tried to avoid loans and I'm under 10k in debt now. If I have to go to community college, then why not take out those loans for a master's degree? What trades have that kind of demand?

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>>61147961
Hey, fellow landowner. I happen to have 72 acres of gorgeous forest in Eastern WA. Just put in a new dock, actually.What county are you in? Pend Orille here.

>>61148179
Lake of Como, on the swiss border. So how much per acre in kikestan?

>>61146517
>mfw trust fund and old money master race
$50,000+food expenses per month while doing nothing is the best

I swear every jew living in Australia trolls /pol/

>>61148318
This

>>61148318
Spending 1/3 of your time In your computer chair watching anime is not self inprovement. You poor kids are going through some serious mental gymnastics to justify your mediocre and miserable lifestyle.

>>61148111
Non kike here, but I will indulge your fantasy.

I bought my land for just over $62,500 about 6 years ago and made that much off of logging 15 acres my first year. The land prices vary like any other place in the world. In my area, it can be as high as $30K per acre, sometimes as low as 1-2K. it all depends on the market, jobs, water and power, timber and terrain.

But with all land in our country and I would guess 99% of developed countries like your own, housing prices are based off of our economy, job market, loan %, stock prices, oil price, ect. Hence why I asked how his stock market was doing. It's not always the jews bud,

>>61148480
It's not like having a job is self-improvement either in 90% of cases.

>>61148375
You don't need loans. If you're unemployed you qualify for free community college and 1400$ a month.

I never got a loan, or paid a dollar for my 4 year degree. Just google FAFSA.

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>>61148379
>useless savage muddy forest
>gorgeous

You mutilated inbred ameritard sure Are a costant source of keks

Pic related about what a gorgeous land looks like

>>61148438

Depends where you go dawg. I've found 100 acres of land before for only like 70k. Look on ebay. Just be careful about "land contracts", zoning, and location.

Look in Colorado, Nevada, Montana, Wyoming, Washington, Idaho.

>>61147045
kek

>>61148379
Okanogan, Up by where the fires were in the Tunk Valley. My neighbors got fucked, a few lost their houses. but somehow the fires never crossed the road to my place. Had a few spot fires on the land, but nothing major. I lost about 10 acres of forest and 4-5 acres of pasture land.

>>61148038

Not the anon you've been talking to but you sound like a Grade A twat.

No fucking humility just "your shit sucks cause you're poor I'm so rich bleh bleh bleh money" like some kind of niggerjew in white person's skin.

Grow a spine faggot.

>>61148551
It's self improvement because it gives you a big fat paycheck, marketable skills and a social life. I also love my job, so there's that.

I get to taunt and fuck over union reps, boss employees around and fire people.

>>61148348
>winning the jackpot
Retard confirmed

Cant wait till Malcolm wins the next election, gets a senate majority and cuts the DSP.

>>61148632
A vineyard is missing. But I'll let you through this time..

>>61148676

By the way, you live in some of the most beautiful land the world has to offer. Lake Como, Lac d'annecy. The Swiss Alps. You're not going to find land of that quality in the US unless you're a millionaire.

>>61148557

I've done FAFSA. I don't think it's possible for me to get any grants having already graduated from university.

>>61147914
Well use you fucking imagination?

For me it was coding, never thought I would get into it, took me a few attempts because the basics are just boring boring...

Maybe you enjoy driving? Get a van, put an ad in the local pages (phone book whatever) offer removal services or some shit.

Don't like driving but have no issues repairing broken computers both hardware and software? Fucking advertise that shit, you are bound to get a few calls, take it from there.

There has to be something everyone enjoys doing that people will pay them for, always... Switch of that fucking TV that is convincing you otherwise.

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>>61148632
Nah, that's just the shoreline at low water.

Pic related is Pend Orille in spring. Hell of a lot prettier than Ireland, m8. Your country just looks like a big soccer field.

>get diagnosed with depression
>apply for exam extension because I wasn't able to study efficiently in the months prior
>a month later get an email saying I'm eligible to apply for disability scholarship
>apply
>get $5000 the next month

:^)

>>61148542
>logging is bad and you should feel bad, there's Now way you logged sustainibily if you Made that much you desertificated a pièce of land. Any how thought it was cheaper than that: with 4K per hectar you could buy godtier land in civilized countries, cheers

>>61148632

See here. I meant to reply with this for you:

>>61148775

>>61148691
I guess you got lucky. Thank god we had the river between us and the fire.

>>61147914
and stop listening to retards that cast doubt over your goal, that includes cucked parents who did fucking nothing other than insult you.

>>61148704
No, his shit sucks because he chooses to be an eternal manchild living on a tiny welfare check and thinks he's got it good.

It's hilarious and pathetic at the same time.

>Planning on working to make money for your boss your whole life?
Nah consultant with own firm is my goal.

>>61148707

>MBA

kek

My friend has an MBA from University of Texas. I read his course material, it was a fucking joke. You couldn't hack an engineering degree, that's why most business related positions are being taken by engineers now.

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>>61148632
Looks just like in the mtns I live around. Don't worry Italy bro we are here for you

>>61148777
Look into it m8. Usually it can be applied to any undergrad classes, no matter what you have already.

But you do need to state you income as $0.

>>61148809
>Switch of that fucking TV that is convincing you otherwise.

Honestly, I work too much to watch TV...

>For me it was coding, never thought I would get into it, took me a few attempts because the basics are just boring boring...

What do you code?

>Fucking advertise that shit, you are bound to get a few calls, take it from there.

Do you have to worry about taxes? It would be my luck some spastic faggot would make my life hell over fixing a computer in this country.

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>>61148843
>ireland
>soccer field

It's like you're not even trying anon

>>61148857
This. I did a selective cut some years back for fire prevention and got like 30 grand off of 72 acres. He would have had to seriously clearcut that place. Even with a clearcut I don't know how he would have pulled 60Gs off of 15 acres

>>61148967
Meh, it allows for a very wide range of positions and brings in a very decent salary. Also, we're in high demand.

>>61149034

Thanks, anon. I will look into it. If this is true, then I should have never worked a day in my life!

>>61148891
Agree, that's why I am reluctant to buy abroad: I'm used to way too high standards

>>61148967
>Texas A&M student detected

Sorry, but no. Engineers don't often get put in management positions.

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>>61148857

It's called being a man with a brain. I logged all of the "Larch" (that's a wood you euro bros will never see) and milled it myself into hardwood flooring and 2"x6" tongue and grove roofing, then took all of the pine and turned it into knotty pine floor boards.

I can keep going if you want but I'm pretty tired. It's up to you skipper.

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>>61147480

>31
>have 15 years of fast food experience

I'm 25, I work for an international management consulting firm. I earn €4000/month (yeah Euro salaries are lower). €0 Debt after my Master's in Finance and Statistics.

Jesus christ, get a hold of yourself.

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>>61149008
Sure it does, totally.
Only Dreams Now anon

>>61149155
>Even with a clearcut I don't know how he would have pulled 60Gs off of 15 acres
He didn't. Somehow it seems he is one of those bizzarre people Who enjoy liying on the Internet kek

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>>61149151
I've seen father ted, m8. I know that most of your country is desolate and miserable.

>>61149404
All good bud. I love Italy. Have a nice day or night. I guess it's day over there.

>>61146667
Crazy. I get disabilitybux also, but only $2000. Didn't know Australia was a welfare state.

>>61147587
>Kek, that's not even enough for shitty car

mate, I bought my Mercedes for that amount few years back

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I'm only working until I get everything I want, then I'm bugging out on streets and try the whole urban survivorlism / homelessness gig

>>61149470
You Are either legally retarded or your trolling isn't that bad

>>61146517
Nope

>>61149588
You somewhere warm?

>>61149502
Morning, going to earn 300 euro today freelancing at the fashion week, it sucks but gotta buy narcotics with these shekels

>>61146667

No you dont, maximum disability pension including supplements is like $900 a fornight, so you get $1800 a month.

>>61148375
Welding you dumbass nigger, most CC's offer trade/welding programs to get you AWS certified.

I started off making $18.50/hr welding on a production line, the minimum in my state is $7.25, they're tens of thousands of welding jobs across the US.

>>61146517
somebody has to pay for your neet lifestyle

>>61149665
not at the moment, no, but I could be if I wanted.

>>61148955

>living on a tiny welfare check and thinks he's got it good.

Irony
ˈʌJrəni/
noun
noun: irony

the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"‘Don't go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony"

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>>61148955

>>61149333
>Decimating your property instead of selectively cutting it and collecting money every few years.

>>61149469
I just don't know why, Ireland bro.

>>61146517
also being a neet is literally shitskin immigrant tier

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>>61147690
Unless a stupid nigger bitch fucks up your paper work for financial aid like mine did.

>>61149579
You're driving a really shitty mercades, then lol.

>>61149872

That's not such a bad idea. Dealing with the public for as long as I have has made me sick at the sight of doing anymore for these corporate fucks and the amerifats that buy the shit I push for my masters.

>>61149301

I have family that works for both Google and Microsoft. Yes, they do.

>>61149598
It's just banter. But honestly, isn't the vast majority of Ireland huge sprawing green fields atop rocky soil?

Seems like most of Ireland is devoid of timber.

>>61150093
That happened like every quarter, checks sent to the wrong address, funds routed improperly, etc.

It's like dealing with the DMV, but worse.

>>61150170
Dunno, never been there but willing to

>>61147690
Not an option for some of us that already flunked out desu.

>>61146517

ITT: /pol/ decides my next associate's degree.

>>61150112
Yes, in software and high tech companies heads of department need experience in the field. This is not the case with most companies.

Also, I can 100% guarantee you that Googles human resource managers, accountants and contract negotiators are not engineers, but rather business majors.

>>61147756
Being NEET is okay, but gets old real quick, and paying for your masters with NEETBUX alone will be extremely difficult.

I would recommend the military to you, even though /pol/ will shit all over you for considering it.

>>61150268
Yeah, ya blew the free ride. If you think you're going to fail a class, drop it and pay for the class you drop so as to not lose financial aid.

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>>61150097
Lol you can literally weld for 20 years, instruct for 5-8, then retire decent enough with likely some decent property acquired given you move to a good state with lower cost of living.

It looks grim but you might be able to salvage your shitty life.

>>61150356
What's available to you locally?

>>61150407

>Joined military
>EPTS discharge for scoliosis that I told them I had before I joined, that was documented in my paperwork

Biggest waste of 2 months of my whole life senpai

>>61150407

Been there, done that, fuck that.

Tips on getting money in Ontario?

Can I apply for welfare online? Do they turn people down ever? Any other options I should know about

>>61150478

In terms of jobs or in terms of degree programs?

>>61147587
this is delusion

>>61150461
>It looks grim but you might be able to salvage your shitty life.

Welding isn't exactly what I have in mind to do for the rest of my shitty life. I want that master's degree. People say being an adjunct professor is shit, but how bad can it truly be if those bitching are whiny hipster faggots?

>>61150594
Degree programs at your local community college. And are you trying to actually get a useful degree, or just looking for the easiest possible classes in order to collect free money for a couple years?

>>61150637
Oh? Please eleaborate. Be specific.

>>61150689
>get a useful degree

this

Anything to get me out of fast food hell....

>>61149146
>What do you code?

Right now simple things for fun, web scrapers, web page auto filling, I actually plan to finish a auto job application bot, just so that part of NEETDOM is taken care off to keep them happy so I can have more time coding instead of applying for none existent jobs. I started learning c++ at first, a few attempts but got no where because I lacked enthusiasm and the basics of coding hello world etc. Is boring, desu that is the wrong way to learn how to code, you have to actually do something with what you have learned right from the start. Best way I found is to be bold, deicide to do something that will make your own life easier, then learn how to do that using google, a lot can be learned very fast this way.

Then I switched to C# because space engineers :D Since I prefer to learn by doing something which is fun, from that I learned the most of my basics. Then I started learning how to create windows applications using windows forms in visual studio, was quite shocked how easy it was for me to get to grips with that.

Right now I'm just building a drone system with AI for fucking about in space engineers, I know, lame yeah but I'm still learning a lot from that, and I just want to have some fun pwning noobs.

But more seriously I am looking at learning about AI in general because that is where I think things are going and that is also what interests me the most, so yeah playing around in space engineers isn't all just a waste of time.

>Do you have to worry about taxes? It would be my luck some spastic faggot would make my life hell over fixing a computer in this country.

You only pay tax once your expenses have been paid, that includes everything like food clothing etc. I think...

>>61150689

The local community college has a lot of options. CS has always been interesting to me. I can *nix admin with the best of them. I'm just worried about spending time and money going to school for something that isn't going to pay off. Made that mistake with my bachelors'...

>>61149898
That's what makes it even better

>>61150764
Then you need to decide what 4 year degree you want.

You'll likely want a general AA, but it's important to take prerequisites for your 4 year program in your first 2 years. Otherwise, you will spend another year after your AA just qualifying for a 4 year program.

If you're only planning on 2 years of college, look over the program options and see what lines up with jobs you enjoy. Also, many community college have 1-2 year programs for learning trades, healthcare, welding, etc.

>>61149146
Also been studying assembly language on and off, learning how the hardware works.

Like the memory break down of a program.

Stack Heap etc.

there is more but I will link this interesting playlist :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymVjHCIciQ&list=PLue5IPmkmZ-P1pDbF3vSQtuNquX0SZHpB&index=4

>>61150863
If it's free with FAFSA money, you've got nothing to lose, whatever your choice may be.

I know a lot of those new 2 year cyber security programs can land some very solid careers if you like CS.

>>61150798

>auto job application bot

This is what really pisses me off about neetbux. I'm in my 20s, never had a job and have zero experience. It feels like a waste of everyone's time to have me apply to jobs, in spite of the fact no1 will hire me.

What the fuck do I put on my resume? I have no achievements, experience, nothing of value.. So I don't bother giving a resume. I used to apply for telemarketing jobs, but now I just blindly apply to anything and everything just so I can quickly meet my job application quota for the fortnight.

>>61146517
because I have a spine and I don't act like migrants and shitskins

>>61151118

>already have AA, BA and BS

My BA and BS are in general studies, so they're pretty much useless. The credits should transfer to an AS program of any type.

>look over the program options and see what lines up with jobs you enjoy. Also, many community college have 1-2 year programs for learning trades, healthcare, welding, etc.

It's just that I want to knock this out once and for all so I can do something worthwhile and work on a Master's degree.

>>61151168
>I know a lot of those new 2 year cyber security programs can land some very solid careers if you like CS.

Do you need a security clearance? I like CS, but I have a hard time seeing how it is going to translate into cash money. Opportunity cost is a bitch.

>>61151260
Spend a 6 months doing an internship/community service of some kind.

Also, lie and exaggerate your resume, there's generally no way to verify what you put on there.

>>61151371
I think most of the positions in Cyber security involve working for corporations rather than the feds, so no security clearance required.

Everyone I know in our local program had a job set up before they even graduated, but that will likely vary depending on where you live.

>>61151260
Well started a project some months ago, it basically scrapes indeed website but I ran into issues. It because so complex... I was losing my fucking mind literally trying to code this this, I gave it a break, recently a light showed me the way to do it properly albeit not as fast as the way I had set up to do it.

My original methods we scraping the data directly from the source code, but now I learned I can invoke things like Text input boxes inside of a web browser in windows forms. I can do a whole lot more with out the stress of ripping the data then rebuilding it into tables etc.

The project I started is called NEETs :D

Then plan was and still is to create an app that I myself and all NEETs can use to take care of that bullshit from the neetbux centre...

I don't know what you have to do in your country but we have to fill out a job diary and it has to look legit, however it can be in electronic form, so I am including that feature in my app, it will apply for the jobs based upon rules the user created from job descriptions word for word or phrase for phrase (in other words on first use it has to be taught). It will then automatically build the covering letter, attach the CV and send, as well as logging any jobs it could not process etc for user to review and further train its rule sets.

I plan on starting to rebuild it with the new shit I learned this past month.

>>61151260
I was in your position a year or so ago anon.

In the end I solved the problem by getting off Newstart and onto DSP instead.

I am going back to Uni next month, see if I can get a degree.

If your resume is empty you really should get some education. At least a TAFE course that qualifies you for a specific in-demand line of work.

>>61151260

>Not even trying

People like you should not even qualify for neetbux. You give nothing to society, society should not have to give anything to you. You are dead weight.

>>61151260
and I am not sure indeed is a good target anyway since it uses a fucking IFRAME for its own adverts. I am yeah to figure out how to easily capture the web URL for that bugger.

But all indeed does its scarps all the jobs from other sites, like totaljobs, reed and fish4jobs etc.

those sites I can build methods for auto filling, and grabbing the job description with date and reference etc. Then process everything for each job based on the rules, and automatically apply for them with some randomisation based upon all the covering letters the user saved. Then fill out a job diary CSV file with legit times and dates to import into a spread sheet, at least that is my plan.

>>61146517
Because i donr feel like living on 5 euros per month

>>61152001
hey fuck you m8, we do try ok. It is this insistence that we have to apply for x amount of jobs that it makes us not put in any effort. Then after some time most of us get serverly depressed, so fuck you go fuck a muslim refugee you stupid cunt

>>61152140
If you'd put serious effort into all those applications, including calling each place after a week, you would have a job.

Don't kid yourself. You're putting in zero effort on your applications and follow-up which is why you have no job.

>>61152140
>>61152267

Ameribro is right. You faggots don't find a job because you want everything tailored exactly to your liking. Newsflash: Most people don't get their dream job out of the gate and have to go for pleb tier shit in the start. You lazy fucks don't even try, then you start crying because society isn't shaped around your specific needs.

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>>61152267
>serious effort

Dude I don't care what you think or say, I have been on the dole more than enough to know how the whole fucking system works...

Picture is what I have been talking about, it does not work now since they must have changed their website source code that I had been scrapping. But When I recode this I won't have to put any serious effort into nothing that you speak off.

Before anyone says the UI is shit I rushed it because I needed a job diary done in 5 hours and the result was this, and yes It gave me the job diary I need and my advisor the gullible cunt accepted it as real.


>>61152410
I don't give a fuck what you say stupid cunt, you should kill your self...

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>>61146517
I don't want to sit on my ass all day and jack off to anime. Nor do I want 10$ a month

>>61152736
>>61151690
>>61152011

Just wanted to say good job with your NEETs project. It has inspired me.

How old r you? Age range is OK if you don't want to be specific.

>>61147003
are you allowed to work at all without it affecting your payments?

>>61153205
Yes you can work quite a bit before your payments get reduced or stopped.

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>>61152736
>I rushed it because I needed a job diary done in 5 hours and the result was this, and yes It gave me the job diary I need and my advisor the gullible cunt accepted it as real.

Oh, so you're admitting again you put in no effort and just tried to scam.your advisor to collect your meagre welfare check.

If you spent literally just a few hours fluffing up your resume with bullshit and showing initiative to employers, you would have a job, security and independence right now.

But the problem with you is, subconsciously or otherwise, you don't want a job. You're a parasite who would rather waste away, living in your bedroom and missing out on all the fine things in life, because you simply can't afford them on your pitiful welfare check.

>>61146789
Good goy. Work harder, more money for me (wink)

>>61152736
IG you had spent all that time working on something real, rather then bleeding the government for your pitifully small welfare check, you would have job and money in the bank.

Why do you do this to yourselves?

>>61153086
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wish i started coding when i was 14, I actually was a bit of a script kiddy hacker when i was 14, I'd attack my friends PC which he allowed me to do so, I did not break any laws apart from that time I war dialled a whole bunch of numbers and cracked some voice mail modem mail boxes using the default password of 000 lulz fun times.

It is too risky to be a hacker these days, so easy to get caught, nor do I have to motivation for it. There is no incentive for me to get back into that stuff now that I am an adult, but yes learning about linux exploits reading hacker boards just so I could forward the password file to the deadletter directory and download it and crack the 40bit password file to then steal naked pictures that my friend at school took of him self with his camera, was funny fun, guy was bashing on my door on a Sunday morning after he checked his logs, I should have learned to clear the logs first really ^^

He being the brightest kid at school so they said, well he attacked my PC first using a torjan and social engineering, I doubt he thought I could ever hack his trusty linux system, what a fool he was, high IQ no common...

>>61153461
You really don't think it's a not a good deal to do shit you love and get paid mad dosh for it?

Like I can understand meets knocking on minimum wage slaves who hate their job, but you have to be nuts to prefer living on pennies rather than have a proper, enjoyable career.

>>61153377
STFU


i have had jobs since then, they are shit, they last all of a few weeks, involve standing in the same fucking place doing the same fucking thing for 12 hours for £6.70 per hour get fucked.

Not worth injuring my back over, nor does it help my PSTD

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>>61146517
I don't want to be a leech my whole life sorry

In sweden being a neet is easy as fuck. The government wants to be taken advantage of it seems. Who am I to turn them down? Besides they would just spend it on invading shitskins anyway. So why pay taxes? Unemployment benefits and a little bit of work off the books keeps me comfortable.

>>61153629
If you're smart enough to handle basic programming, you can get a decent job.

You're just a lazy moron with no initiative.

Enjoy dying alone and poor in your bedroom, knowing you could have a had the good life, a nice salary, your own house and all the new tech goodies you could want.

Enjoy your self-chosen mediocrity.

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Because our welfare state won't exist in 5 years and then useless neets like you will die


and it will be good

>>61146667
>have social anxiety that actualy makes it very hard to get hired fo vomiting up spagetti in every interview
I should move to straya.

>>61153732
>they would just spend it on invading shitskins anyway
I used to feel guilty about being a parasite, but as our politicians and the establishment lead our country further and further towards destruction I no longer feel the guilt.

I am so at odds with what is being done in my country that I don't see the point of working to contribute to it.

>>61153750
umm that is what i have been doing the past year dumb ass ^___________^

while being harassed by the job centre the whole time, it is like the literally don't want anyone to get a job, to better them selfs...

>>61153629
PTSD from what, lol? I'd love to hear this.

>>61153750
I mean i use to give a fuck but now i know better, they aren't there to help me, so why should I allow my self to be brought down by them fucks?

Not everyone on the dole is on the dole because they don't want to work you know...

I hate the dole, i have fuck all money and i hate that, i can make way more money than those fat slobs sat on their arse being bullies to poor people stuck out of work trying to scrap by.

Fuck you

>>61153859
They want you to get a good job, you'd just rather put in zero effort to collect barely enough money to survive.

You're doing this to yourself. Go ahead and do it, but at least I hope you know deep down, that you are the cause of your failure, not the system.

>>61146517
Because my government is smart enough not to give me free money.

>>61146617
One of the most amazing countries :)

>>61153967
nope

>>61153950
They want to help you, but you refuse to put in any effort.

You could easily bullshit a nice resume and get a job that pay 4 times what you get on welfare.

>>61147018
How did you learn? I'm in the same boat only I've just started. My future coworker told me that Python is the way to go

>>61153990
Ok, then. Stay in denial, and jeep pretending you're applying rather than really trying.

I can just sit back and laugh, because it clear how shitty your life is and that it's not going to get better with your attitude.

>>61154024
Well just so you know, I am doing everything i can to get a job outside of the jobcetre shittery.

I am with an army charity, i have mental health issues i won't go into related to my army service. You are a fuck dick for assuming so much, you can go to fucking hell, you should just kill your self desu

>>61153976
your government would need money to begin with...

>>61154115
But see, right there. You have community a community service history. Put that on your resume and PLAY IT UP.

I've dealt with miserable shit in my life. I've seen one of my best friends shot and killed not 2 feet from me. PTSD, mental issues, they all suck.

But at this point you have stopped trying and are your own worst enemy. JUST DO IT. CHANGE YOUR LIFE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

>>61154177
They got money from your cuck nation. They are just smart about it.

I'm a radiologist and I'm moving to 'Murica.
I will earn approximately 250k a year.

>>61154115
Where did you serve? Didn't know you were a vet, now I feel bad.

I honestly feel sorry for wage cucks, what a shitty life they must lead.

>>61154240
i am doing that just STFU already GOD...

>>61154340

Its okay. I alternate between being a neet and a wagecuck. As long as you know the system its really easy. In this country anyway.

Diagnosed bipolar britfag here. How do I get free money for being bipolar? Can I keep my job if I do for maximum profit?

>>61154418
I do aswell man, I go on and off from jobs (on purpose) I like having time off.

>>61154398
Didn't realize you were a vet. I'm from a military family and I know how much it can fuck you up.

I hope you can find a good career, m8. Welfare is hell.

time to get banned again, shit board full of shit heads

>>61146517

One good thing about second world countries is that your kind can't exist. Actual severe physical/mental disability would get you 50-60 euros a month.

I make 10K month on average in sales. Fuck being a neet.

When you have health problems and can't afford it you'll being singing a different tune.

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>>61154447

Thats the way to live son.

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>>61146819
Are you saying you've been coding for a year and think that makes you employable?

Even computer science students probably have more skills than you.