Pol Comedy thread

>>61134757
I'm not laughing.

>>61134757
Fuckibg delusional, post the one of his dad taking down his old picture

>>61134757

Gross.

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>>61134923
Couldn't find it, but how about this?

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>>61134757
>fat activist claims fat doesn't cause diabetes
>gets diabetes

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1/4

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>>61134757

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>>61135228
2/4

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>>61135292
3/4

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>>61135292
wait a second that looks familiar

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>>61135365
4/4

>>61135239

I cannot make sense of this comic.

Also I enjoy how having a tattooed face is a stupid idea because it makes you employable but we all need to sing kumbaya and hold hands when it comes to transgender people but tattooed people should get fucked or something.

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>>61134757
>>61135118
>>61135228
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>>61135365
This fucking artstyle pisses me off so much.

>>61135501
The point is that people are encouraging transgenderism in children who haven't even begun puberty, pushing them into decisions they cannot even comprehend. As well as informing the reader that the surgery doesn't really solve anything.

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>>61134923

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>>61134923
edited version

>>61135501
It's an edit.

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the jews

>>61135823

>no Ben Garrison

>>61135766
>>61135823
It's like it was made to be edited.

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radical muslims

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god is a /pol/ack

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sneaky protestants

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sonic

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/pol/ literally editing isis propaganda

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waifu akbar

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Cmon, if you're going to make a comedy thread, at least post shit thats funny.

>>61135183
So much dumb.
>I can't find low glycemic index info that doesn't fat shame

She literally just needs a list of foods with 1 number. She can't ignore "fat shaming" parts of articles.

>My family obviously carries gene for diabetes and they are not all fat.

I just...no.

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slav christianity

>>61135766
>>61135823

Need to add a final slide of him sitting alone in the basement drinking in the dark while looking at the framed photo.

>>61136033
i gagged.

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I sometimes like to think the person who drew this is a troll.

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guac the tikes

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>>61136154
related

>>61136115

>an australian citizen

Lel

Shitposting in real life

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only one i got.. good though.

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god is a /pol/ack edit

This thread is cancer

>>61136148
based romanian anchorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvbIjg1f-I&feature=youtu.be&t=2m58s
@ 2:58

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god is a /pol/ack merchant edit

>>61136115
my sides are vaporized

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what star wars 7 should've been

>>61136320
this. I'm out.

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who is a heretic

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>>61136033
Oh man. oh holy freaking god.

Jesus wept.

Hulk not feel so good.

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what did u say to luther

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>>61136242

lmao

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wew

>>61136033
we are truly living in the end times

>>61136148
> no choir boys to molest
> why live

>>61136033
Stopped reading at the watersports part.

What the fuck man?

>>61136675
Imagine being tied to a true naked and having a fat Redditor in a Winnie the Pooh character suit piss into your mouth and you will get understand the rest of the comic.

>>61135118
> From Quebec

I'm from quebec and this made me kek more than it should have.

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>>61136315
topkek

>>61136771
Hot.

>>61136033
We need all out full blown balls to the wall nuclear war

>>61135970
Well when you know everything you'd have to be red pilled.

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>>61136675

>>61136033
why

>>61137079
People like to pee in eachothers' mouths. Big fucking whoop. Gay watersports was part of how I lost my virginity back in high school. No need to nuke anybody. Nobody was harmed.

>>61134757
I fucking hate this faggot's drawing style almost as much as I hate the faggot himself

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>>61135118
>Quebec
QC is nigger free outside of Montreal and maybe Gatineau.

>>61136115
That isn't anti-semitic, it's just depicting a jew enjoying vast amounts of money.
Why do they want to strip this jewish man away from his money? Are they anti-semitic?

>>61137244
>I fucking hate this faggot's drawing style almost as much as I hate the faggot himself

Don't you mean HERSELF? She is a girl. Her name is Sophia.

>>61137212

>nobody was harmed

you ended up on the worst website on the internet. i dont think you did that well

>>61137348
>she

>>61137266

What's wrong about it ?

>>61137212
You lose your virginity by inserting your penis into a vagina. You don't lose it by getting pissed on, you stupid faggot.

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>>61137399
What makes her not a girl? And don't say that it's the fact that she has XY chromosomes, because chromosomes aren't necessarily indicative of gender. Pic related - these are all XY women who are not trans. They all have natural womanly features and are not on any pills or treatments.

>>61137395
niggers are so disgusting, why do so many of them have that sagging bottom lip that makes them look like a drooling retard?

>>61137658
I'll let Spurdo take this one.

Spurdo? Any thoughts?

>>61137348
It has a dick doesn't it?

>>61137503
>You lose your virginity by inserting your penis into a vagina. You don't lose it by getting pissed on, you stupid faggot.

>Implying penis-in-vagina is the only way sex can occur
>Implying gay sex isn't a thing

Also, I said "part of how I lost my virginity". There was other stuff we did, but I'm just saying that that was involved.

>>61135823
Now replace the portrait with the American flag so it carries the real meaning of the comic.

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>>61137395
>r2dindu
fucking phenomenal

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>>61137843
most of these webms are stolen from a polish dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w

>>61137776
Why should it matter to you what's in her pants unless you're having sex with her? Having a penis or having a vagina isn't what makes you male or female. Some men don't have penises. Some women don't have vaginas.

For example, I am a male and I have a penis. But having a penis isn't what makes me male. I can prove this, because if I were to cut off my dick and balls, I would still be a guy, even though I no longer had a penis. The genitals you have have nothing to do with what you are.

>>61137883
>>61137932
I think Spurdo speaks for all of us on this one.

>>61134757
biologically he is still a male, transsexuals are mental fuck ups.

>>61136423
STEALTH RARE
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>>61135766
>everyone but the tranny in these comics always look incredibly unhappy, i wonder if it realizes that at all

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>>61135935
FTFY

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>>61136423
>>61138072
nice
>>61137977
>if I were to cut off my dick and balls, I would still be a guy, even though I no longer had a penis.
you were born with a benis. If I lost an arm it wouldn't change my two armed past.

>>61137812
oh fuck I kek'd

>>61137977
>Some men don't have penises.
Liberals?

>>61137977
You'd still have XY chromosomes. You're not going to disprove sexual dimorphism, stop trying.

Open a middle school biology textbook

>>61138220
So you're agreeing with me that the fact that I am a man has nothing to do with the fact that I have a penis? Why does it not then follow that a woman being a woman, should have nothing to do with her having a vagina?

>>61135292
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE THE BLOOD SHED

>>61137977
I'm because I like to know and acknowledge what I want to slide me duck into, yeah that is shallow maybe ,but I am keeping it real. Anyway anything I see or interact with I have a mental scale of how much I want to slide my cock in. Like Mae Victoria would be 10 and bus station restroom toilet seat and a toilet paper tube, would be a 1 a HeShe is much lower then even the ugliest women. I have this weird fetish of not having some dudes balls slap against mine while he is moaning with a deeper voice then mine. That is why you degenerate

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>>61138389
It has to do with the fact you were born with a penis, fuckhead.

>>61138331
Is that Akatsuki Blitzkampf? I can't think of any other fighter with Nazi shit in it.

>>61138507
Oi, where's the australian emu mech cunt? Do you not respect our culture?

>>61138307
XY chromosomes aren't always indicative of being a male. Some XY people have fully female development.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_insensitivity_syndrome

Additionally, not everyone is an XX or XY human. People exist that are XXX, XYY, or just plain old X.
And no, not all such people are retarded. Most XYY people are normal-looking men, and don't know they're XYY unless they get their genes tested. It's actually not that common - it happens once in every 1000 male births. So if you've interacted with 1000 men in your life, you've probably interacted with at least one chromosome-nonconforming person, and not even known. Are they still a male, even though their chromosomes aren't XY?

>>61138507
>commie bot is an EVA
>not Jet Alone

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this always cracks me up

>>61138752

Yeah, those are exceptions and not the rule. DON'T The terms "AMAB" and "AFAB" actually were stolen by the trans ideology from the intersex community.

None of this does anything to disprove sexual dimorphism, and no mental gymanstics will negate the basic biological fact of life, sexual reproduction.

I mean, i'm not even saying that your sex determines any part of your personality/interests, it just exists and there's nothing you can do to argue against it.

Testing : Roody Poo's every time I type Roody Poo's it says Roody poos ,is this happening to anyone else!?!?!?!

>>61138579
If someone was born and assigned male, how does that exclude them from being a woman later in life? Are you saying that we will forever be what we were at birth? I disagree. We were all born as children, does that mean that we cannot grow into adults, because in the past we were children, so we'll never be "real" adults?

That doesn't make any sense, and I don't see how it's any different from what you're saying.

>>61139102
They reinstated that wordfilter? Testing: Faggot

>>61138389
I think you're confusing necessary and sufficient conditions here. it is not necessary that a man have a penis, but having a penis is sufficient to determine is someone is a man.

>>61139109
>If someone was born and assigned male, how does that exclude them from being a woman later in life?

What does it mean to be a real "woman"? Define it without using the term in the definition.

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>>61139109
>If someone was born and assigned male, how does that exclude them from being a woman later in life
>assigned male
>>>assigned male
oh my

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>>61137395
>r2dindu

>>61139178
Yeah. And.It is not maggot you Roody Poo's

>>61134757
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>>61135877
All of these comics fucking suck. Not even remotely funny, stop posting them.

>>61139384
This.

>>61139223
One who takes on female gender roles, has feminine thought patterns, and is accepted by her society as female.

>>61139321
double nigger

>>61139491
niggers

>>61138743
It's fucking your wife cunt.

>>61139321
Shit. I forgot. It was that faggot used to filter to candy-ass. Nigger filtered to Roody-Poo.

>>61139107
This is just dumb. It's such a silly non-issue thing
>I like hiding a piece of silicone in my panties, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
who cares?
get over yourself and your bi-curious husband. God fucking damn, why do these people make whatever gets them sexually aroused the sole focus of their existence? Nobody cares about your stupid fucking fetish, you absolute fucking twat.

>>61139107
>Like my wife
>BUT WITH A COCK

This man knows exactly what he likes.

>>61139470
>takes on female gender roles

Okay, so what about a butch lesbian? Is she not a woman? What about a female who chooses not to wear makeup and dresses or follow stereotypically feminine behavior?

What is a "feminine thought pattern?"

Also, what is the name for the class of people with XX chromosomes, who have ovaries and a uterus?

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reminder the dude who made this comic works for cartoon network

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>>61136033
wew, they sure call anything a sport now days huh?

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TOO YOUNG

or if not, does that mean I can finally into lolis?

>>61136115
>australian citizen living in norway

CROSS
CONTINENTAL
SHITPOSTING

>>61139321
Test:
Retard
retard
Retards
retards

>>61139621
>why do these people make whatever gets them sexually aroused the sole focus of their existence?

Heretics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw

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>>61136115
>MEET JEWISH SINGLES
>JEWCIER

>THE LUXURY SUCCOS YOU CAN AFFORD

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>>61139950

>>61137977
> I can prove this, because if I were to cut off my dick and balls, I would still be a guy, even though I no longer had a penis.

Proof that trannies are not actual women.

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>>61134757

>>61139802
Canada is worse than Australia at this point.

>>61139742

fuarkn carlos

>>61139705
A lot of it is determined by the person, and that goes on a person to person basis. Basically, if you don't know, ask them which pronouns to use, etc. It's really just being polite. Even if you don't believe in the whole trans thing, it's hurtful when you call someone something they don't want to be called. What do you gain from being disrespectful? You think you're telling some sort of truth about the world? The person is probably already aware that they're not fully a man/woman/wolf/whatever, there's no need to rub it in. It doesn't benefit you and only hurts them. Do you like hurting other people? Because that's my definition of a bad person - someone who likes to needlessly hurt people.

We already operate on certain "white lies". Like how you still treat the ugly woman nicely like a human being, even though you would never fuck her ever. Why is this any different?

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>>61138094
These two got me

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>>61140025
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS

>>61140106
Do you have a bigger version of this picture?

>>61136208
Holy shit my sides

>>61136242

Is this an edit?

That shit doesn't make any sense

>>61140631
Not an edit.

>>61140139
yuo take that back you lil ribtickler

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>>61136561
more of these "on the internet no one knows you're a dog" type stuff

>>61134757
>>>/lgbt/

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>>61137558

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452174065094.webm
watch this

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>>61134757

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>>61140695

>>61140997
This should be altered to say "JEWS" instead of niggers and maybe throw in another /k/ meme.

>>61135183
Dad n Sister were insulin dependent last 12 or so years of their lives
This bitch gonna learn wat true suffering is...

>>61139107
>i don't have penis envy
>literally buys a dick and walks around with it

there is not enough >implying for this comic

>>61140997
Legitimate kek

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>>61140909

>>61140631
Does it ever?

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>>61141183

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>>61139950
Every last refugee would beat him and set him on fire. He will feel the heat of his actions.

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>>61139107
JUst end me now satan.

>>61134757

>>61135766

He took down the dusty portrait hanging on the wall, holding back the tears that formed in his eyes.

"I--- I should take it down." He managed to croak before turning his back to the ghost of his deceased son. He stared at the portrait as a hot stream of tears rolled down his cheeks. He could feel his throat tighten as he kept quiet. They had such a good relationship before... before that thing took his place.

He walked up the stairs and halfway through his ascent, he heard the voice of what has become of his son.

"Dad, could you stay in your room until he leaves? He's really cute and I don't want you messing it up. Thanks!"

He continued to walk away to his bedroom without answering. He gently closed the door and locked it behind him. With a long sigh, he placed the portrait on his night stand.

He opened the drawer of his night stand and pulled out his old .357 magnum given to him by his father. They had such great times together. He had taught him so many things as a boy, including how to shoot. It hadn't seen much use since he had passed away, but today it would see use once again. Pressing the barrel to his head, he cocked back the hammer.

"I love you Stephen" he whispered as he stroked the boy's face on through the portrait with his left hand. He winced as he squeezed the trigger sobbing uncontrollably.

"A little more.. A little more.." he thought as his finger tightened until all thought ceased for good.

He awoke to a blinding white light, and in that light was a little boy clothed in immaculately white robes. He ran to embrace him and as he did, a wave of complete euphoria washed over him. The boy reached up to dry his tears. "It's okay." he said. "Everything is okay now." The boy took his father's hand and lead him into the light. The feeling of pure radiant love took over him as he felt his being dissolve. He had become one with the light, and was finally reunited with his son.

>>61139742
Build wall, Carlos

>>61141430
MODS

>>61141516
The deviantartlet who made this in MS paint has never had sex with anything.

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>>61140106

Is that Paul Heyman?

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>>61140025
WHAT FRESH HELL DID THIS COME FROM

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>>61136033
>pee is sterile

>>61134757
>>61135766
>>61136242
Is it degenerate if this little faggot is my waifu?

>>61141604
kek

>>61136033
I knew exactly what this was before it rendered on my phone...

>>61140239

they are subhuman and beneath respect by the nature of their deviancy and must be forced to be normal by any means possible.

they disgust other people by being around them.

>>61135118

This is fucking golden! Only if it was drawn better but anyways

>>61141604
An asexual is someone who isn't attracted to anything, they can't be fags.

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>>61136033

Usually i don't mind her stupid little sex reviews that are harmless regardless of how asinine they are, but Christ almighty that hurt to read. Its like they are trying to be objective and normal despite the fact that you have humanoid dogs fucking and pissing on eachother. Like its so common and playful.

"Heheh just try it :D"

Jesus that comic went from 0 to cancer fast.

>>61139772
THIS ISN'T A REAL THING

>>61138290

>That goalkeeper

Top kek

>>61141860
anyone know where I can find the original? I never saw it and I don't think a jurassic park reference was present.

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>>61141820
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY FUCKING LIFE.
THANK YOU ANON

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How /Pol/ Bros text eachother.
https://youtu.be/E_oxlwd9iM4

>>61141726
asexual is something that can reproduce by itself quit destroying definitions with them shithead

>>61136571
But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. 8 Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.

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>>61141943
with these panels backwards and he just says "you're beautiful"

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452870138877.webm

Here's another one

>>61139737
The guy who drew this actually works as an artist on Stephen Universe if I remember correctly. He is an official creator of Stephen Universe, and this comic is done in the same art style, which, in my mind, makes this Stephen Universe canon.

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>>61142045

>>61142058
>>61141847

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>>61135228
>>61135292
>>61135365
>>61135466

>>61141515
Fucking well done man

>>61137395
>r2dindu

Every fucking time.

>>61141971

this was in london ontario canada

>>61141708
>they are subhuman and beneath respect by the nature of their deviancy and must be forced to be normal by any means possible.
>they disgust other people by being around them.

Do you really not consider them to be people? Because they wear different clothes and asked to be called a different name? That seems rather petty.

>>61141515
Beautiful

>>61142058
pretty underwhelming

now I know why there are so many edits.

>>61141971

holy fucking shit dat stomp. you know that white boy has played mario his entire life.

>>61141516
Every time I see this shit the part I resent the most isn't even the "heterosexuality is booorrrinnng :^)", it's the fucking creepy representation of bisexuals, it adds to the myth of all bisexuals being hypersluts who can't maintain a stable relationship because they "have to fuck both" or something.

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>>61141645
>>61141650
kek

>>61141978
>they don't fuck other people
Basically the same thing.
The picture was of special snowflake tumblr labels so I gave the definition of their label.

>>61142178
Is that Billy filming it?

>>61136033
I welcome death.

>>61141515
What?? He killed himself? Why didn't he kill "Stephie" instead? That would have been a better ending.

>>61139737
Why do people always draw fat people like they're strong? Being fat doesn't make you strong, it makes you a flabby, lumpy mess. When men get that fat, they can't even use their dicks anymore because their FUPA encases their shaft like a gigantic meat condom.

Don't even get me started on the fag in that comic licking that other dudes ass. Fat people can't even wipe properly, and I'm supposed think that dude has a hairless, clean butthole? Did he soak in a bath before they got to the fag sex or does the author actually think an obese man's ass is some sort of magical, germ free area?

I don't even care about the faggotry in the comic, I'm disgusted by the fat fucks and the author's attempt to glorify obesity.

>>61142358
Stephen was already dead

>>61141516
Heterosexual flag looks the best anyways

>>61136040
Wtf is this

>>61142337
Beaners love potassium. Try >>>/b/eans

>>61141515
Very nice.

>>61142313

billy balloons always films the downtown riff raff fights outside stabies pizza

>>61142302
it's not the same thing because it isn't a sexuality it's a reproduction label

>>61142492
>billy balloons
Kek.

God I hate driving by the riff-raff fights. I just want my fucking Stobies.

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>>61139737
IS THIS FOR REAL?

WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEE

>>61137395
HE A GOOD DROI, R2DINDU NUFFIN!

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>>61137658
This argument is so fucking weak.

>hurrr, <1% of people have fucked up chromosomes, that means little jimmy should be able to cut his dick off, pump himself full of hormones, and prance around like he's a woman!

Those woman are the extreme exception, you fucking dunce. They in no way justify the mentally ill mutilating their bodies to live out some fantasy.

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>>61141515

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>>61136033
>>61136033


The degeneracy ride never ends. What the fuck is wrong with furry faggots?

>>61138094
Kekekekeke

>>61142503
>The picture was of special snowflake tumblr labels so I gave the definition of their label.
Can you not fucking read?

>>61142378
What the fuck is a FUPA?

>>61142395
But "Stephie" was not dead.

>>61136115
My buddy made that card.

>>61142665

FAT Upper Pussy Area

>>61136033
Hey shitlord, did you not read the bottom of the comic? They want you to pay money to them to license the comic to be posted on 4chan.

I just checked their official license database, and this site is not on it. I am calling the internet police because you are ripping the artists off.

>>61142234
Hahahahaha

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>>61141626
fug

>>61141943
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2891

>>61142664
and you're indulging in their made up definitions, i'm the one who posted the fucking picture

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Gonna post some shit that's actually funny, since you idiots aren't.

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>>61137395

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>>61137395
>r2dindu

>>61142865
>telling someone what their made-up definitions mean means you're indulging in their made-up definitions
Stop being a fucking retard.

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>>61142077

The only people I know who like Stephen Universe happen to all be faggots.

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>>61139737
>there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

I have the terrible feeling that phrase is gonna be burned into my brain for a long time now.

What the fuck?

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>>61141626

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>>61139107
I wanna see the CC remake of this.

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>>61142665
>>61142723
Fat Upper Pussy Area

Although now it's generally considered "Fat Upper Pubic Area" so that it can apply to men and women. It's not part of the gut, but the triangle of skin below your navel and right around your genitals. In obese men, this area becomes to enlarged with fat that it engulfs the penis and surrounds the shaft. This makes it impossible to have penetrative sex after a while because even when you get hard your dick is still trapped in a fucking flesh cocoon.

In women it typically pads around the vaginal area, making penetration difficult.

In both cases, this is one more disgusting, sweaty area of the body that is impossible to keep clean and dry, resulting in numerous bad odors and skin afflictions. The ass area of an obese person is typically the smelliest, because, like I said before, fat people literally cannot reach their ass to wipe or wash it. The FUPA area is typically the same, hard to clean and generally picks up strong odors of urine and sweat. next time you walk next to an obese person, take a good whiff. They all have a general stench of BO and poop, and it's because they are literally incapable of cleaning themselves.

>>61136033
10/10 would read again. Fucking gnarly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZjPrcBbRQs

This thread god me thinking, maybe ISIS isn't that bad.

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>>61141996
hit me right in the feels. Have a halfway decent picture I took

>>61138772
thatskindahot.jpg

>>61141516
Nobody in this world is asexual

>>61143181
post more pics of your bare legs please

>>61143118
I've been thinking the same thing lately. Maybe they're just what this world needs.

>>61143225
>Infants
>Buddhist monks
>Coma patients

>>61141789

>Uhhhh...Do I still get to score?

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>>61142599

>>61143393
>have yet to go through puberty
>are humans
>see 1 and 2 where applicable

straya cunt it's basic biology you can't just turn it off

>>61143393
Obviously children dont develop until puberty. Monks meditate for decades to cut that shit out of their brain. Little peggy sue on tumblr isnt fucking asexual.

>>61141704
someone make another where mom is taking brown cock

>>61143393
>buddist monks
Aren't they eunics?

>>61136242
what the fuck dude

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>>61143240
sorry bro that was this qt Italian girl I went kayaking with

>>61143513
>Nobody in this world is asexual