its just regular yoga with different names for the moves
>I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I fuck fat chicks.
Nah because of the toilet itself taking the main load, the paddles are just for balance I think.
Isn't that really fucking dangerous if the toilet's taking the load? (pun unintended)
I mean that's the reason you aren't meant to squat on them, they can't take that much weight and they're sharp as fuck when they break.
neglect, he was supposed to call the city/elder services about someone who is obviously mentally ill. Not that it matters, from my experience it seems like they do jack shit. My grandmother was a hoarder and we went to the city and they wouldnt do anything. It wasnt until she was mugged that we managed to get shit done. After getting robbed she was worried there might be someone in her house because they took her keys, so she called them cops to check her place out for her. When the cops went in they called whoever immediately and had the building condemned. There was a pile of rotting trash over 6 feet tall in the kitchen, and because her toilet stopped working, she started shitting in bags and leaving them in her bathroom. There was over a foot of composting shit in there. Most of the house had to have the subflooring replaced, I know the bathroom (and maybe the kitchen) had to have joists replaced. It took us an entire summer and 6 or 7 full length construction dumpsters to clear that place out of obvious trash.
Pretty sure she had disability, and if you have disability like that you get monies from the state but have to have a "legal" caretaker, which would have been the son. Neglect..He may not have been convicted, but pretty sure he was charged.
I'm glad all my grandparents were dead by the time I was born. I guess I sort of feel jealous of all the people with cool grandparents, but the decline sounds awful. Plus then you gotta go to funerals and all that shit.
>Plus then you gotta go to funerals and all that shit.
There is worse shit than that, having to be with people while they're dying. She had heart failure at 93, they took her to the hospital, spent 3 days slowly dying begging us to kill her every couple minutes.
I'm kind of disapointed my grandfather died when I was 2, he seemed like a cool guy; pic related
he's not just a "cool dude", he's a goddamn hero.
he's rehabilitated several old wrestlers addicted to painpills, getting them off the junk. he's gone so far as to have them move in with him and personally invested a great deal of time and money into helping them out.
read the fucking sticky on /fit/ it is literally that simple.
It's like 1,500 words and written so a fucking middle schooler could understand it so now you literally have 0 reason for being a fat piece of shit.
God you're a faggot, no one cares about your grandma dying. It's actually not that bad when they're fucking dying, it's when they have dementia for 10 years and you have to spend 20k a year to support them while they do everything they can to make your life hell that actually sucks. The whole social stigma behind not helping old people or family (even if you have other people that should be helping more than you) is the real killer.
>is insecure, wants more confidence
>mom signs her up for modeling agency to boost her confidence
>goes to modeling shoot for agency. photographer is just a student employed temporarily by the agency
>takes a series of half assed modeling pics
>girl signs contract authorizing company to sell her images with no royalties for her as they are the intellectual property of agency.
>company says they will give her images to talent scouts
>just ends up in an image bank sold to chinese dirt cheap
>ends up as example of fat girl in Hong Kong textbook next to an emaciated girl she never met before.
She just got rocked so hard that's going in the fucking books
how do you recover from something like that holy shit
Fuck off chubby chaser, you are not in good company.
>it's when they have dementia for 10 years
She thought me and my brother stole all her spoons to do drugs when we cleaned her house. She didnt know what drugs use spoons, but was sure we did it. Is that good enough for you?
Stay edgy you underage b&
You must be 14 since you are completely ignoring the whole financial aspect and cried underage like a little reddit baby instead. You're bitching like a little baby about little baby problems that your parents took the brunt of, stop posting.
I think the standards are high to become a cop, or at least high enough to disqualify the morbidly obese.
But once you're hired, it's really hard to get fired. It's a government job after all, so to fire someone it takes a shit ton of red tape. Plus then you're open to all sorts of legal issues and in the end it's just not worth it.
If a cop starts getting fat you just pull him off his beat and stick him at a desk. That way he isn't fired, and he isn't out on the street stuffing his face instead of working. At the desk at least you can keep an eye on him.
Even if he's stuck at a desk, he's still technically a cop. i think the reason fat cops go out on patrol could be one of two reasons.
1. They have a minimum number of hours they need to be out on the street doing something.
2. They're forced to go out by their superior in an effort to make them want to quit. Being stuck at a desk was supposed to make them want to quit, but everyone under estimates the laziness of a typical fatty. The higher ups want to speed the process up by forcing the fat fuck to go out and actually do something, hoping he'll just quit instead.
>I think the standards are high to become a cop, or at least high enough to disqualify the morbidly obese.
State police officers have the toughest regiments when it comes to law enforcement. Thats why almost exclusively look for people with military service over private sector applicants.
As for being obese, it doesn't matter once you're in. Most of the senior officers eat greasy disgusting foods because it calms them down. I have 3 family members who became fat in the police force because of the amount of bullshit they have to go through.
>Deal with Niggers
>Niggers with Aids bite their tongue to make it bleed
>Proceed to spit in the open orifices of a police officer to give them HIV
>Used needles in pockets
>Constant court dates over people who refuse to accept they were parked illegally
Its just a terrible job overall. They do have to have mandatory hours on the street to make their ticket quota. The police force became a brotherhood thing where the senior officers delegate the real work to the rookies or the fuck ups with anger problems who look for fights since no one else really wants to do their job.
And there is a general rule of thumb. If you've been on the force for 10 years and haven't made it off the beat to a task force or haven't made rank then you're nothing but a fuck up who is destined to be one of those disgusting fat fucks in their 50s arresting 20 year olds for open liquor bottles.
Get some equipment and start working out you fat fucks.
>Pull up bar
>Pushup fag handles
You almost got me Anon. Next you will show me your C4 energy or your massive 2lb bottle of protein powder.
>HAHAHAHA ANON YOUR SUCH A LOSER BET U CANT EVEN BENCH 50000 POUNDS
frustrated beta virgin detected. when you can do the ab roller 10 times from your feet all the way down and all the way back up, you can talk to me.
You don't even have to work out with machines. When I was in high school I was around 80 kg at 190 cm. I lived about 2 kms from school, so I decided to ride there. Dropped 10kgs in 1 year. Sure it's not very fast, but its fucking something
>My body has 180-190 pounds of weight that I lift.
Oh Anon, I love you.
Oh I almost forgot to contribute before my train of thought got derailed.
Proper way to wipe your ass. If you're not doing it with a spoon then you're doing it wrong.
I gotta call bullshit on that one. If she literally fused to the couch and her back became gangrenous, she would have died of blood poisoning or some infectious shit from her rottel dissolving flesh.
I never saw that video. I just watched it out of curiosity and OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING
That's actually really, really clean blood.
The yellow you're seeing isn't fat or cholesterol. At least not purely fat and cholesterol
It's a yellow serum that lines the bottom of the tube when you get your blood drawn. When spun in a centrifuge with your blood, it mixes with the lighter parts of your blood like plasma, (The stuff that makes your blood watery). The serum concoction then settles at the top of the tube, while the blood at the bottom is now purely blood cells.
If there was a large concentration of cholesterol/fat/lipids in the serum, that serum would be milky white in color. Not yellow like it's supposed to be.
That's like literally auschwitz-tier weight. I'm 185cm and somewhat muscular with bf of about 17%, weighing 85kg. I could imagine myself looking like a skeleton suffering from a famine if I lost 15kg and growing 5cm more.
>I think the standards are high to become a cop, or at least high enough to disqualify the morbidly obese.
I'm 180cm and ~66kg's and as far as muscle goes I'm a twig, noticed I've been putting weight on but not really sure how to fix it since I'm not a particularly active person (neet) and I do like junk food.
Maybe I should give the /fit/ sticky a go.
I just bought one of these, a barbell and a lot of second hand weights (nothing wrong with them just got em at a garage sale)
>use the bar for deadlifts / rows
>can curl the bar aswell for ceps
>close grip for tris and shieet
need to get a bench press table thing aswell but it's a good start
Lab tech here, nigger that's an EDTA tube, and it doesn't have any such substance at the bottom of the tube. It has an anticoagulant that prevents it from clotting. Nothing else.
However thst may be, some people have a genetic propensity for having a milky plasma/serum (it's rare though. I've only seen one such patient.), and this could be a case of that.
Serum: plasma which all coagulation factors have been used up and are no longer part of the liquid substance.
Plasma: intracellular matrix that red blood cells and a variety of other substances travel through to get into the rest of your body. Coagulation factors are maintained. EDTA binds calcium preventing the coagulation cascade from starting, sodium citrate inhibits the activation of the cascade for various coagulation studies.
There's nothing wrong with big women but fat men need to go.
Literally literally skeleton here, posting from within my fleshy host
stay spoopy everybody
You guys do realize in 20-30 years fat shaming will become nonexistent, right?
We're going to reach a point where young people are going to have views as fat as a norm and current while we are left in the dust of "progressiveness". Acceptance is spreading more and more. It's a losing battle.
pullup bar and some 35lb dumbells are all a man needs at a minimum. i keep in shape that way, + pushups, goblet squats with the dumbells, etc.
>c4 energy lelelele
is a faggot
Does that fatass actually have a food cellphone case?
>skirt over the belly button
>kind to myself
This level of delusion is appalling
if you find the roided """woman""" in the top pic attractive, you are homosexual.
if you find the blob in the bottom attractive, you're drunk or have low standards
Moments like these I'm so grateful for my insomnia
M8 she's not even that muscley, she still has a clear feminine figure.
If you were talking about pic related then I'd agree.
Just as I thought. Somewhere in the next 3-8 years your metabolism will begin to slow and you won't be able to get away with that stuff quite so much. It happens to pretty much everyone though. And it's easy to not notice until you've put on 15+ pounds and think "where the hell did my abs go?"
Documents->Some Funny Shit->Rage-> Fat People
Are you guys ready
It's not just fat food. You have to eat fat food constantly, do absolutely nothing with your constant intake of fat AND develop a persecution complex because of it.
If either of these three are missing, it simply won't happen
The horrors that I've seen, forever will they be scorched upon my eyes. Never to be forgotten, that today Grimace is actually real
I never know if this one is ruse or not
Personal fatefavorite because the women has such a punchable face and the dogs looks so sad
daily reminder obesity doesn't exist in nature. whens the last time a bariatric deer ran in front of your car? obesity is a human condition, it is a form of self abuse and a disease, mental and physical. to insure the betterment of the human race, we need to stop obesity by improving our diets and mental health. the logic in OP's pic should not be acceptable. for her own sake and the sake of others and for our future.
Neither do I, but Brendan comes pretty close.
>eating grains or dairy
I don't know what's going on, but literally every grain I eat, rice, wheat, anything, I get diarreah and stop digesting my food
I ended up 125 pounds after two years of doing practically nothing but lifting low rep high weight and eating constantly, mostly eating since I was always exhausted and gave myself heart palpitations with exercise
It seems like celiac disease, which I actually tested positive for, but other grains do the exact same shit to me which shouldn't be the case
i'm poorfag as fuck
built a power rack with stolen scaffolding (it's strong as fuck and completely adjustable) and made weights out of stolen brickies cement, aluminium mesh and pvc (for central hole. it's perfect olympic bar size). floor presses so no need for a bench. 300 kg weights. zero dollars. wew lad.
Somehow I was expecting 'double double penetration yoga"
>tfw lean 69kg and 181cm, blue eyes, blonde and bearded, living on a mountain north of the polar circle
I literally get stopped by asian tourists who wants to take a picture of a swede. Sometimes I can even hear the sound panties make when they drop at supersonic speeds.
Translation: I'm a standardless fagface and I'll desperately hump the first cellulite ridden whale willing to pry its moldy, crust covered crotch open.
Yeah but rice does it too, and it doesn't have gluten
Gluten free brown rice protein powder gave me violent cramps and diarrhea and lost a ton of muscle and my spine was killing me.
Everytime I stop digesting food from eating a grain my muscles and spine ache terribly, but immediately goes away by abstaining from grains and eating food with a lot of protein and calcium
But I've spent 23 years eating grains and only started having this shit when I got my first real job two years ago.
Isn't that the kind of lid that doesn't go up so they made it come out at the sides so you don't piss on it? That wouldn't support anyone's weight and even if it could they'd still have their ass fat on the ceramic part
b-bb-bb-but I workout
>as a thank you to our members
>thank you fat fucks
It's funny how if you're beta as fuck you go to gym, go get a better haircut, go improve your appearance and aproach. But when you're fat chick you're instead doing your pathetic best to pull the beauty-blanket on yourself.
how is this allowed
planet fitness must have to roll out at least one heartattack dead fat fuck per week of their place
The business model is amazing. "We already make sure the scales weight about 5 pounds heavier than reality, but now we'll give free carbs. Stay fat and stay enslaved to us forever!"
Where I live planet fitness is the dirt cheap gym. Most of the people who go there are older folks who need something to do and people who are just getting started. And honestly if your family or friends don't mind cold pizza you can always bring it home. Every month I come home with so much free pizza/bagels that they're practically paying me to go there.
I do, because that's what humans do. I hate casual contact so I make sure that I stay within the borders of my seat. It's not difficult lad.
Do you not get triggered when you accidentally brush up against someone?
I remember when my first grandma made the first decline to death; very fucking serious dementia. She went from being this sweet old lady to the polar opposite. Hissing, screaming, spitting, shouting, swearing, clawing...
They had to dope her up in the end and let her ride out the clock that way until she eventually passed away a couple years later.
Then there was one of my granddads who, I kid you not, went a similar way only he was more mobile. He actually tried to get a bus to Wellington New Zealand from fucking England! But that was in the early stages, the later stages resulted in similar things with my grandma with the added bonus that he would sleep walk and try to shove his shit, by hand, down sink and bath drains.
He was committed to a specialist hospital after that development. Something he never stopped doing to the day he died.
>I honestly don't know what the fuck am gonna do when my parents get to that point
>I can wait to find out
>I hope I'm adopted
How good is exercising at home without any equipment? Just doing bodyweight exercises(as i understand they're called.)
Also, I'm not overweight. I'm actually a hungry skeleton. Just looking to build muscle.
Not bad if you stick with them and a good routine. Your diet needs to be good to work with otherwise you turn to shit as well.
Remember that before weights were being lifted we still had muscular men all over the world. The Romans, Greeks, Norse all knew the value of doing 100 push up reps, do you?
Download a copy of Convict Conditioning to get you started, fatty.
>I've been this way since i was 8-9
>They don't even bully me like it's beneath them to do so cause i'm fat
Holy shit it's like a man got implants to only the lower left and right quadrants of his pecs i'm dying
It's shit mate, you'll take shitload more time to build muscle doing calisthenics than you would by actually lifting weights.
I was necromancer lord mode myself couple years ago, we're talking 50kg for 1.80
Eat more skellybro.
This one makes me angry so much.
I'm sure the model for this and many other statues lifted barbells all the time.
No, wait. Those didn't exist.
They did extensive physical labour daily, something that's just not feasible today because you don't have shit to do, especially in a city.
What are you gonna do, carry those stones back and forth a hundred times?
>why are boots prohibited
the hint is in the do-rags and bandanas
The answer starts with n and ends with egroes
>Oh golly I hope I don't fuck up with all this weight in my flimsy wrists!
If you aren't careful, no matter what you're doing in any sort of workout requiring your wrists (or any other smaller joint), they can end in critical condition. Shit happens.
I live in the country and hate cities, so yes, I think I will. I did have an edge to buy a sledge and some chains and train the way you train horses. A better example would be the cart pulling seen in Rocky IV.
>If you aren't careful
Ye no shit, if you aren't careful you might get a fork in your eye when trying to eat, that doesn't mean eating is as dangerous as doing an Edward Scissorhands cosplay while skiing, and you're still way more susceptible to cause serious strain to your wrist by doing what you're doing than by bench pressing.
Without even considering the fact that your progress is way slower anyway.
Basically unless money is an issue there's no reason not go to a gym.