REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

>>61129481
Would rather watch my cat take a shit.

>>61129539
>he doesn't enjoy the bants

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Why am I looking at Lena Dunham

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http://nowwatchtvlive.me/watch-hbo-channel-usa-live-free-hbo-stream/

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>this John Oliver commercial

>current year man

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>mentioning a guy running for President who you do not agree with in your TV ad

>national security is about hate

>>61129579
Uglier than ever isn't she?

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>party of impotent white rage
Is this entire show like this?

"Party of impotent white rage"

POL ON SUICIDE WATCH
B
T
F
O

>sleepy ben

>>61129928
Well he's right. They're a bunch of lost children that need some over the top authoritarian daddy figure to confirm their biases. Winning an election, well, who cares as long as the man on TV seems tough and writes promises with his mouth that the constitution can't cash.

>>61129574
What bantz it's a fuckin half heeb with a panel of faggots plus one dissenting dude for them to gang up on with their libshit copy pasta and snl tier joke segments, it's shit.

>it's donald trump's party and it's probably going to be his country soon
Bill admitting the truth?

>>61130096
They were lost because nobody represented them. There's a reason Trump has resonated.

Al Gore won a grammy?

>>61130096
>They're a bunch of lost children that need some over the top authoritarian daddy figure to confirm their biases

That's too bad, the final year and sugar daddy Odumbo didn't deliver on a 1/10th of his promises.

>Al Gore now looks like a stereotypical high school football coach

>>61130159
Maher may be a leftist asshole but he isn't stupid. He probably sees the writing on the wall and begrudgingly accepts it

"Coal is bad"

Wonderful nuanced approach to natural resources.

>>61130386

It is though.

>>61130287
Kinda hard when you're up against Ted "shut the whole government down in a failed attempt to stop Obamacare" Cruz and the rest of the sore losers in congress, who have a lovely approval rating. Thanks gerrymandering! But yeah, keep listening to those echos in your chamber then feign shock when you lose the white house again. Thanks Obongo/BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BUILD WALL.

>>61130462
chances are the only reason you have electricity/can afford electricity is due to coal

>>61130501

Doesn't mean it's not the worst air pollutant.

>we're the most religious country of the modern countries
Italy would like a word

>>61130687
>Italy
>Modern

Choose one my ninja

DO YOU ALL HAVE NO LIFES?

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>>61129931
Well, he is right.

>>61129676
Thanks, Neon Russia.

>trump and sanders are the leaders of each party
This bitch smoking?

Is Cornel West completely insane?

>>61130929
In terms of polls Trump is clearly in the lead and Sanders is almost dead even with Clinton

Cornel West speaking the truth here

CRUZ CONFIRMED ANTI-SEMITE!!!

THE JEWS BILLS, THE JEWS

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>>61130999
Eternal trips don't lie. West is Black Jesus.

Paul Ryan has that I'm not even supposed to be here today face on

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>who dominates the money and media?
gee I wonder who

cruz getting clowned

>>61130982
I guess.

Who's this nigger over on the left? He's really annoying with his shitty little interjections.

I can't believe people unironically watch this shit. Bill Maher is a faggot.

Why does Maher keep putting cuckservatives on his show? Will he ever put a real right-wing firebrand on?

>cryptofacists

>deez muslims better than deez other muslims

Republicans are funny

>>61131482
Right?

Also:
DUDE

This ain't bad.

>>61131475
coulter is on occasionally but they turn everything she says into a joke

That gap toothed fool with a fake dr degree can SMD . He's the black version of Ann Coulter .

>seth endorses bernie
SHOCKING

>>61131678
Everything she says is a joke though.

>bernie sanders
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT JIM FROM THE OFFICE IS IN THE BENGHAZI MOVIE!?!!!!

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>>61131247
Oy Vey arrest this man

Wallace appears lit

man Bill never has new guests on, it's the same old ones that he knows how to push their buttons and steam roll them

Cornell West starts talking and the audience just starts clapping immediately... this fucking guy is a damn hack, even his former students say so but on this show he's a walking applause sign

>Bill promoting the Benghazi movie
Hillary really is fucked isn't she?

>>61129539
I've been trying to watch my cat take a shit. Poor thing isn't shitting and it's weird.

>>61131901
Whenever Bernie Sanders is done being part of the election he will be gone.

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has maher come around to trump, he's not afraid to get off the reservation when it gets to.

>>61131940
Bill hopped on the Bernie train long ago

>Hollywood already made a propaganda movie for Hilary on Benghazi
>Just in time for the primaries

this is what the benghazi victims' families' get for going against the chosen one

COLONGE GERMANY MENTIONED

>>61131733
Hyperbole and jokes are both forms of humor, but they are not equivalent by any means. Why is conflation of two semi-related things into one concept to make a false point always so popular with leftists? It's almost like you guys don't have actual points or jobs that require sound logic and instead result to quick one liners to best conceal your sophistry.

>>61132153
Yeah Bill doesn't mince words when it comes to Islam

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COLOGNE!!!!
Here we go, the absolute madman

>>61132153
I'm still amazed that it wasn't brought up last night in the debate

Clinton always has the natural causes card. They won't have to drive Bernie off a cliff, he's old and jewish enough for some of that trusty cyanide

Hey as much as I fucking hate Maher, at least he hates the fucking muzzies.

>rich islamic tradition
Fuck Islam, nigger.

>>61131975
You do need to feed them, I'm told.

i see Ralph Reed in a rubber suit with with a gimp ball in his mouth , behind closed doors .

>>61132197
Don't be so autistic, I didn't mean it literally, I was using a personal attack against a person I don't like. Much like Coulter, Trump, and most normal people do all the time, then feign butthurt when they take fire from the other side. That's what makes politics fun.

wow who is this guy?

THE STREAM ENDED

>>61132412
Supposedly a republican

He's clearly a cuckservative

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>>61129481
>Al Gore

Oh gee, i wonder what he's going to talk about.

>>61132452
http://www.streamlive.to/view/69021/HBO

Here you go poorfag bro

>new rules
>15 minutes left
monologue time?

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>That oooouuu when whitepeoplemeet was brought up

What the hell was that last clip? Did bill get a protester?

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>>61132736
seriously

>>61132785
Truthers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p80hXaM4QgU

>that chick wrecking bill's self-boasting
TOP
KEK

>Obama on real time
It would either be the biggest kiss-ass hour on earth or incredibly entertaining

>there's zero chance he'd be on the panel

>>61132375
You're a liberal so it's normal for you. Sad. Adios America is the most important political book in the last 50 years. It has some of the best research in any mainstream book ever written. Politics may be "fun" for you, but existential threats to the greatest culture in world history to any self respecting adult are no laughing matter.

When will they ever learn?

>>61133041
Conservatives do the same shit all the time. Take your faux political correctness back to the breitbart comments you pantywaist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LUBBL9cU4c

Overtime on youtube after the show

>>61133322
with chat room

>they extended new rules by almost 10 minutes to ask for a fucking petition to get a guest on the show

>>61132853
I remember watching that as it happened.
Didn't realize people felt so passionately about it.

Went and googled building 7
Read and watched a bunch of truther stuff.
Didn't agree with them.
Kinda understood their frustration because it was all over the internet, but the media at the time didn't even mention it.
Popular Mechanics was the first one that put some effort into reporting on it.

>petition the white house for the president to be on the show with the comedian you get your news from
>people actually get their news from bill maher's hour long self dick sucking show
Good lord.

That was fun.

>>61133110
Now you're conflating political correctness with the disapproval of logical fallacies. You're in high school, you should be having fun at a party. Sad that you're a liberal and you're spending your teen years on an image board.

>>61130501
That wouldn't be true if the US gov would invest in alternative energy at the scale it's capable of.

>>61133670
I'm 27, I'm just having a laugh in a Bill Maher thread, not writing a newspaper article. I don't need to be objective. I'm not trying to dissect these people's opinions and debate their supporters, which I do quite frequently in other /pol/ threads, I'm just hurling insults and memes at people I don't like for my own personal amusement. You know, shitposting. It's fun, you should try it sometimes.

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Bernie totally exposed! Caught with his pants down!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcHgTNOuyo

>>61130929
>the 2 candidates real people (not media shills) care about
Whatever she's smoking, you should get some.

I think this is my Friday night routine.

BILL PRAISING TRUMP

>>61132527
>http://www.streamlive.to/view/69021/HBO
Hey thanks bro.

See ya'll next week

I forgot this was coming back on tonight

That was cozy

link to petition?

>>61134225
If hockey is on

>>61134165
Yeah I don't know why nobody ever links that site here. It's reliable as fuck for most of the important US news/entertainment/sports channels, I used to use it when I lived in the Philippines. Remember it for next time.

>>61134332
If hockey isn't on I meant to say.

>this faggot al gore proud they fucked with coal today

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this show is comfy as fuck
i don't have the meme saved, but enjoy this little girl that was in the background of the last sanders rally

>>61134272

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ask-president-obama-appear-hbos-real-time-bill-maher

This should be it.

>>61129539
>le hardline evangelical republican man
Fuck off, cancer.

>>61133877

You a huge faggot

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>12 step program to accepting Trump
She's seen the meme

>>61132140
He said he thought Bernie would run a 'noble campaign and that'll be it' and he grilled him pretty hard when Bern was on before the break. I don't think Maher wants to pay 90 percent of his income to send millennial retards to liberal arts school for free.

>>61130582
The epa set regulations on coal power plants to reduce emissions in recent years. Most plants spent millions to comply and exceeded these expectations. The epa replied by placing stricter regulations in an effort to kill coal. Obama received massive donations from "clean energy" so he's kicking back. Scrubber specs on these plants in link

http://www.americaspower.org/clean-coal-technologies-1663/

Please make a Real Time thread next Friday!

>>61130466
Obama started with majorities in both the House and Senate you dumb faggot.

>>61132153
the cologne segment did not last long

it was ULTRA CRINGY

nobody wanted to reveal their fucking power level

keks

>>61132863
yeah her laughter was a fucking arrow that downed him instantly, he HAD to rebut and tell her to shut the fuck up.

>>61135666
What was he saying though

>>61135861
he was trying to shill a whitehouse.gov petition to get obongo onto the show before he hangs up his drums.

so he had to ramble on for a while about how he doesnt he doesnt "burden his audience with his own personal shit", she started laughing audibly at the exact perfect moment and it stopped him in his tracks like a double lungshot.

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>>61135208

You're right bro. *COUGH COUGH* *WEEZE* Fuggin Obama, *HUUUGHHH* trying to get his grubby hands on my-

*sperm cells die*

-my energy. Free market! *COUGH*

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>Cornell West in general
I wish he wouldn't talk so much, he hardly says anything despite talking a lot.

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>>61136847
LISTEN BROTHER!
We have got to come TOGETHER and rise above the racial divisions of the UPPER CLASS.
>*Roaring applause*
White brothers and sisters have to come and understand that our struggle is not the same as theirs and they must come to the aid of the oppressed and stop defending the OPPRESSOR.
>*More roaring applause*
I am black.
>*Audience dies clapping*

>>61135533
w/e dude it has been stickied on r/worldnews for days, comments are redpilled af. It's open news for normies now

>>61129539
I'd rather eat my cat's shit

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>>61131247
He hit the nail on the head there.

>>61137163
stop trying to push your new favorite reddit board. Those comments weren't red pilled the first time you linked them and that board still isn't

>>61137108
It's funny to watch him completely miss the 'wrap it up' cues he gets when there's going to be a subject change or a switch to a prepared piece or whatever, he'll just keep talking and Bill keeps trying to shut him up tactfully and maybe get a laugh line to segue with.

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>>61130466
Obongo at one point held all the cards.

Senate, and House were lock stock and barrel.

He could pass anything he wanted as long as he showed a backbone.

We all know he is a fagot and lost all his power with good cause and all he can do is try his best to force executive orders and hold rap jams for the state of the union addresses. Guy was a lame duck president at the start of his second term.

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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ask-president-obama-appear-hbos-real-time-bill-maher

>SIGN THIS SHIT
SIGN THIS SHIT
>SIGN THIS SHIT
SIGN THIS SHIT
>SIGN THIS SHIT
SIGN THIS SHIT
>SIGN THIS SHIT

>>61135040
This.
He seems pretty pro Trump.
I honestly think he really wants trump but can't say it in fear of getting ripped apart by his liberal audience.
He didn't attack him and obviously hates Hillary, I think he might be redpilled but honestly super liberal.
I respect him.

>>61138210
Mahr is one of the few respectable liberals out there. I think he is pro Trump because Mahr does feel the same way about muslims and, to a lesser extent, illegals
I used to be a liberal, i stoped watching the daily show and TYT and shit like that, but i still respected Mahr. The dude always brings on people more left and right than he is so it isn't some bullshit pseudo bantz. that bantz is very real

>>61138431
Trump might just win on the banning muslim ticket alone

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>>61130159
Maher was never dumb, sure he has opinions like everyone else. But at the end of the day even Maher knows nothing can stop the God Emperor Trump from taking his place as emperor of mankind.

>>61133867
You take things too seriously then

if it was just bantz then you wouldn't respond to someones disapproval.

Fucking libruls can't even figure out their own shit on a message board

>>61138431
He also hates extremists of any kind - liberals included.

>>61139479
Nah, that's not how it works. I am just explaining myself. I come here and wade through countless Trump fellatio threads and argue with people that repeat the same shit over and over, it's like I'm stuck in the movie Groundhog Day sometimes. I took this thread to be a prime opportunity to do my own shitposting, and I had fun with it. Yes I gave you a reply too, I'm tolerant and inclusive of people with other beliefs, even when I find them to be retarded.

Al fucking Gore?

I doubt he'll quest him selling CurrentTV to Qataris, which they're now closing

>>61130466 >>61135357 >>61137698
He wasted his chance to do anything on Obamacare

>>61141605
He sold, and got paid, dusted his hands clean, how is that a bad deal for Gore?

It sucks that Al Jazeera America is going off the air in April, but America's Faux News nation wins. Now we'll go back to not know knowing what the fuck is going on in the world but with /pol/ and the web.

>>61129481
>John Krasinski

I thought he was going to be a main guest. I guess he isn't really political and probably just there to promote 13 Hours

>>61141862
>He sold, and got paid, dusted his hands clean, how is that a bad deal for Gore?

Qatar is one of the major oil producers, the biggest scapegoat Gore and the Left blame for "global warming"

>We'd be talking about Saudi Arabia's crimes if they were selling artichokes instead of oil

HA

>>61142215
Yes.
Well, regardless of who pays part of the bills Al Jazeera is still the best global news source. Just the same as Philip Morris paid for anti smoking ads. Not everything is cut dry. The oil industry can finance credible news because they want credible news.

It is not impossible to have different competing ideas that may not makes sense in your 2d mindset.

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>>61134876
Here you go.

>>61142553
Now I want some artichoke hearts...

>>61142654
>Al Jazeera is still the best global news source
>The oil industry can finance credible news because they want credible news.
Nigger, are you serious?

>>61142783
Yes. America is kind of fucked up when it comes to news without hard contrasting red, white and blue, or news that isn't one sided, or has flaring nostrils like a wrestler.

We Americans live is a culture mostly surrounded by marketing product machine, not truth, so news sources such as Al Jazeera tend to be difficult to understand for Fux News viewers.

They're actually talking about Cologne

Of course the black is apologizing for Muslims

>>61143088
You think a Qatari oil baron isn't going to spin shit to make him and his regime out to be the good guys on his propaganda machine?

Nice Hitler dubs.

>>61143088
I was surprised that Al Jazeera America has commercials

>>61143203
AJA has a lot of documentaries, same with RT, not the shit on CNN and MSNBC about Steve Jobs or BASE jumpers

>>61143164
And the here is the other cuck

>not all Muslims

>>61143326
Rather

>you can't prove they're Muslims

>>61143237
I don't understand how Al Jazeera couldn't have figured out how this was going to go. I mean they know America is the red, white & blue Bible thumpers.
I seriously thought they'd have figured what they were up against when they starting the America version.

I was hoping their global revenue was enough to keep the American version going even if the American version couldn't produce enough advertising revenue.

>>61143298
I'm not defending murka's MSM. I'm saying a station (or organization or whatever) named Allahu Jazeerackbar al Mohammed Ahmerica owned and funded by a Muslim Qatari oil baron will be used to spread propaganda and paint his interest groups out to be the good guys, regardless of what bullshit they've pulled.

>>61143326
>>61143385
I saw it earlier, not actually watching now. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah I hated that shit.

>you can't indict all muslims as being bad for these rapes!
>I'm not, I think the problem is that you aren't indicting any of them!
>WOW STOP BEING A FUCKING SHITLORD AND USING NUMBERS LOOK AT MY HONORARY DEGREE

lewl weed XD

>>61143522
I need to search out Al Jazeera English now

>>61129481
Bill Maher tried to Jew Trump by faking audience laughter against Ann Coulter.

Fuck this prick

>I don't badger you to buy my book

lulz, white looting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSiP-Hu2Mg