New SJW terms

I don't get it

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

>>61123158
you should trigger her with talk of sporks

The fuck does this even mean?

>>61123158
jusy buy more spoons you autistic piece of shit

Nope

>>61123253
It's apparently a way to quantify a "socially disabled" person's energy.

"Not having enough spoons" means not having enough energy for certain things.

>not minmaxing your spoons

Fucking casuals

>>61123398

She should just eat with her hands like god intended.

>>61123158
Maybe she needs a spoonguard?

>>61123415
just say you are tired like anyone else will. Unless this spoon theory allows you to become not tired by physically buying spoons its useless.

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>>61123297
Here's one of her choice posts.

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>theory
>this is the person who coined the term

>>61123415
....what the actual fuck....why not just say you dont have the energy right now? Why spoons?????

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>>61123525
>spoon minmaxing
how would you do this?

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>>61123272
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

this is the dumbest shit i have ever read.
not even mad. just boring and retarded.
why not just say you are tired. fucking idiots

>>61123272
>Mentally and physically fit people have unlimited action points

This is fucking retarded.

>>61123688
>/tg/

>there are people that don't put all their spoons into the physical activity section

It is like you don't even want to be /fit/.

Can we change it from "spoons" to S.P.E.C.I.A.L.?

>>61123776
Do they think real life is an RPG or something?

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Is it really surprising that this SJW term was invented during dinner?

>>61123732

You're draining all of my spoons, shitlord.

>>61123882

Fuckin kek'd

>>61123628
She's packed with social spoons. This is just an attention post.

>>61123272

how is this stupid analogy necessary? do we not all understand concepts such as tired, run down, worn out, in need of rest, etc?

>>61123158
>>61123272
LIFE ISN'T A FUCKING RPG

>Spoons are an intangible unit of measurement used to track how much energy a person has throughout a given day. Each activity "costs" a certain number of spoons, which will only slowly be replaced as the person "recharges" through rest or other activities that do not require (or even refill) spoons. A person who runs out of spoons loses the ability to do anything other than rest. One of the tenets of the spoon theory is that people with disabilities, chronic illness, or mental illness must plan their daily activities to conserve their "spoons," while healthy, able-bodied, and/or neurotypical people have a "never-ending supply of spoons" and thus have never needed to worry about running out.

>healthy people never need to rest

well fuck, I guess I must be autistic, because I "lose the ability to do anything other than rest" every night

>>61123158

So essentially I could email this to my boss and HR and let them know I'll be out of office tomorrow as I need to recharge my spoon count?

>>61123776
>>61123776
HAHAHAHA WHAAAT

>>61123908
you cant drain a spoon.
why dont you change your units of measurement to enema bags.

then you can say your draining all my enema bags. at least that makes linguistic sense.

>>61123272
I actually like this, now I can go around screaming "I exercised today, five spoons! I also did the laundry, three spoons!" like a fucking retard.

>>61123776

>be physically fit
>be mentally fit

HOLY SHIT GUYS I DONT NEED SLEEP OR REST ANYMORE. GET ON MY SUPERHUMAN LEVEL!!!

This sounds like it just perpetuates and enables mental illness

>>61124049
>Two AP left
>Three AP to get a job
>Next turn

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>>61124049
>have a "never-ending supply of spoons" and thus have never needed to worry about running out.

This is pure bullshit, I got fucked in character creation, not only am I fucking 5'4 and have HUGE losses to social activity and respect, I also didn't get my fucking unlimited action points? What the fuck GM? I can't pass Girlfriend checks AND I can't bypass resting? Fuck this game.

>>61123158
someone bombard this bitch with boxes of spoons

>>61123525
I bet you dont even activate your spoons, faggot.

>>61124080
healthy people are equipped with the Cloranthy ring, Grass Crest shield, and the Mask of the Child by default

>>61123583
Spoon theory is sort of like a video game. It's a limited number of actions one can take per full night's rest. Normal people supposedly do not have any limit on spoons, just that they eventually tire.

It's supposed to be a combination of physical and mental exhaustion that causes them to be unable to do anything except for a limited number of tasks. This is supposed to be an abstract limitation that can't be helped by drinking enough water, eating healthy, exercising, not working yourself too hard, relieving stress, etc. It's their justification for needing a normal person to do things for them and totally dismissing any activity that requires you to take a lot of individual actions, like education, socializing, or exercise.

You have to remember that dressing yourself, eating, going to the bathroom, petting your cat, checking your phone, or engaging in conversation are all supposed to consume "spoons," and this is how they justify valuing some activities over others.

>>61124049

> healthy, able-bodied and/or neurotypical people have a "never-ending supply of spoons" and thus have enver needed to worry about running out.

what a great analogy. no one except you has any difficulty doing anything. you are the only one life can be hard for, everyone else is just skating frictionlessly over every encounter and obstacle.

work 14 hours, deal with unhappy clients, get yelled at and still somehow make a positive ending, have to be at work at 5am the next day. YEP, NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS RUNNING OUT OF WILL. 100% SPOONS ALL DAY.

fuck this shit. if this is how it works, i have 0 spoons until i've absorbed some alcohol.

>>61124365
>be normal person
>get tired
>drink coffee
>HP/MP Restored!

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>>61124200
What does the scouter say about his spoon level?
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!

Had to do it.

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I'm done. People have gotten so comfortable with society that we've degenerated into bags of flesh that just mentally masturbate over random ideas

Like something you would turn into if you floated weightless and ate snacks for a decade

>>61124488

kek

>also checked

>Come home after work and immediately jerk off and spend up the rest of my spoons
>My mother gets into a car crash and is at the hospital and wants me to visit her
>Tell her I can't come because I'm all out of spoons

>>61124328
or, a more accurate way of looking at it, I suppose, is that spoons are magica in Morrowind. can only be restored by resting.

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Moar from tumblr

>>61124282

How about your luck stat? Try betting.

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>>61124282
>CHR 1
Those points must have gone somewhere.

>>61124649
how quickly these morons assume a metaphor is a literal, concrete thing

>>61123272
Is the sole intention of this to convince readers that they're disabled and that the rest of the world isn't? Nobody has ever had unlimited energy.

>>61124649

>spoonmagix

someone should tell him meth and cocaine are pretty dangerous

>>61124675
My luck stat probably isn't as high as your Mexican Wall Construction racial trait, but I guess it's worth a shot.

Brb, going to vegas.

>>61124049
This is just some SJW bullshit to justify otherwise fine to work disabled people to be even more a drain.

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More from fb

Millennial slang, the post.

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>>61123158
Here /pol/, enjoy some classic humor.

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>>61124881
>FLEEEK
>MEEEP
?????

>>61124835

I have enhanced tunnel digging too faggot.

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>>61124649
dear baby satan,

please nuke our planet. you win. time to start over.

-anon

STR 3
PER 7
END 5
CHR 2
INT 8
AGI 6
LCK 2

Where my spoons at?

>>61124881
sounds like nigger babble to me

>>61124881
the fuck is MEEP?

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SO MANY SPOONS

>>61124881
Leave the zoo? Nigger confirmed :)

>>61124803
Trump.

Trump has unlimited spoons.

You also can't rattle them.

>>61124488
these people still need to figure out that you're not supposed to reveal your spoon level

double dubs checked

>>61123158
this has absolutely nothing to do with social justice or sjws. Wtf is your agenda here?
Unless theyve suddenly jacked this from people with fibromyalgia.
It was always an embarrasing fucking femme out of an explanation of feeling so tired you should just kill yourself.

i hate it

>>61124984
>Fallshit stats
>not PF

Str 15
Dex 12
Con 10
Int 14
Wis 10
Cha 5

>>61123272
A year ago I would have posted WAKE ME UP INSIDE.jpg, but these people have completely destroyed my ability to even care about the twilight of our civilization. Bring on the collapse and the new dark ages so that these fucking idiots can be culled.

>>61123158
Do they pay people to come up with this shit in murica?

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should get this for my hud display

>>61125591
>Str 15
>Cha 5

Hi /fit/

>>61123648
Is it better to use many small spoons for a task or a giant spoon?

>>61125444
Trump has the best medical care money can buy, an unlimited supply of grey- and black-market drugs, the support of millions of followers, an inability to be stumped, and he still can't run a marathon or stay up for 24 hours without compromised mental functioning.

>>61125538
sorry *their

>>61125678
>Crush the patriarchy
>Spoonies

......gud

Will trade some spoons for 2k rating in wow thx

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This brings a whole new meaning to "low energy"

>>61123628
>HAY EVERYONE IM LEAVING
>BYE GUYS
>BYEEEE
>I JUST DONT HAVE TIME FOR FACEBOOK
>SO IM POSTING ON FACEBOOK
>IM REALLY GOING NOW
>ILLL BE BACK BUT IM LEAVING

If anyone wanted to talk to you they could call.

No one gives a fuck about your Facebook posts.

Die you attention seeking cunt.

>>61123158
So how do I count my spoons?

>>61124049
>>Calories are a tangible unit of heat measurement used to track how much energy a person has throughout a given day.

There, I fixed it with actually terminology

>>61125678
Spoonies! I'm dying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TS9ugnarQQ
>Privileged scums

This thread is giving me a wooden spoon.

>>61123158
Those faggot just need a bump to recharge their sporks

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No spoons for energy or guac bowl :(

>>61125678
Here they come, to crush the patriarchy, until they run out of spoons...

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>>61125921
More free humor for you fellow /pol/lacks! Enjoy!

Legitimate spoon problems here
Ask me anything

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>>61125613

>>61123158
Buying gf
20k spoons

Spoonmannnnnn

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>tfw you have no spoons to run for president

I have two types of spoons: dirty spoons and clean spoons. When the clean spoons become dirty I clean them.

Anything else is absolute autism of an unprecedented level.

>>61123272
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
>These plebs run low on spoons
>They aren't in all epics
I bet these fags don't even buy spoon scrolls

>>61123253
it's basically an analogy to explain the exhaustion living a normal life can bring to those with disibilities. Of course entitled little libshits hijacked it so they can moan about their non-existent struggle.
t. "disabled" person

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>>61123158
Here is a pic of the person who invented this strange theory. #DontJudge

how many spoons does it take to get tendies?

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>>61123272
>>61123158
>>61124049
it has been proven that pushing yourself (willing yourself) strengthens your will and you can further push yourself the next time

but anyway, these people are obviously pampered. Once you have hiked through the woods all day, but can't sleep anywhere because of where you are, and have to push on, your body goes into what I like to call "don't give a fuck mode" and basically you can keep going. Your mind overpowers your body

these people are complete body, obviously

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more spoonie goodness

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>>61126060

jeb needs to display his spoon count each day

>>61125883
Underrated post.

>>61123158
How do they ever expect to achieve greatness if they're imposing these limits on THEMSELVES?

>>61126393
>eating breakfast results in a net loss of energy
>>>>/trash/

>>61126424
Crushing everyone else.

>>61123732
it's not really dumb. you have a finite energy to spend each day this just gives it a metaphorical measure. would calling it niggargy units trigger you less.

>>61126393
>He doesn't have the Boots of Morning Routine
>He blows through his spoon pool almost completely before work
Learn to fucking spec scrub

>>61126393
Wait, does this shirt imply that their job is super cushy? After all, eating breakfast is one third as tiring as their entire day of work....

>>61123272
>thing in the autoimmune community

>type 1 diabetic
>unspec colitis
>immune system so active it attacks intestines/pancreas (though no cold/flu ever and it killed MRSA so there is that)

Top fucking kek. What a bunch of bitch niggers. Take your medicine, take care of yourself, and move on. Most people are fully willing to adjust their schedules etc. to accommodate your needs, in my experience.

However, I suspect these spoon nazis are the ones who will flat-out demand special dispensation up front and for everything imaginable. What a bunch of whiners.

I don't even get how people can demand normal folks bend to their will. People like us are different from the norm and it's unfair to guilt regular people into accommodating all our whims. Just be decent and decent people will help you out often without you asking.

>>61125591
Str 11
Dex 12
Con 14
Int 14
Wis 5
Cha 20

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>>61124649
so.. tell me.. is this just a way for kids to say they have ptsd and for them to claim that white people need to work hard because dey have more of this arbitrary quanta?

because that is admitting whites are superior

Spork master race

>>61123158
I propose we change the statement " /thread " to " /spooned ". What does /pol/ think?

Guys spooning is a sexual term thats triggering.

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>>61123158
ive just invented a new kind of rape before tumblr could think of it

>>61125902
If you aren't disabled in some way you have infinite spoons.

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>>61123158
so this is Trump's secret
Unlimited Spoon Works

>>61126809
Looks like ted cruz.

>>61126393
How the fuck does getting up and out the door take twice as much energy as working an 8-hour day? Buy some god-damned handrails for your bed or something.

>>61126558
They're trying to make a point that they are incapable of doing anything other than the most basic of tasks. That's how they try to justify never working out, not knowing how to cook, and never going out.

>>61126935
I saw that too!!

>>61126832

I concur.

>>61126832
got my vote

also check em
>>61126866

>>61127019
Because of the insane way they define taking an action, which is what spoons supposedly expend. Like pouring milk into cereal before eating it takes more "actions" so they'll eat it dry and then complain oh woe is me someone do it for me.

>>61127026
wow....as someone who has energy problems, at least I fucking push myself and ensure my responsibilities are kept.... and even then I consider myself somewhat pathetic....this mentality just takes it on a whole other level.... how sad...

IIRC, it comes from an anecdote of a woman who was explaining to her friend what it's like to have the disease she has (can't remember which) - a condition which leaves her exhausted throughout the day, and thus, unable to be as productive as most people. To explain this, she grabbed a bunch of spoons from the surrounding tables, giving them to her friend, and took her friend through her daily routine, charging her spoons (as currency) for every activity she does during the day. Through this, her friend could understand that she has to budget her energy every day and make sacrifices and compromises.

SJWs ran away with this.

when you don't have enough spoons to defeat the Super Mutant Behemoth...

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>>61127317

>>61124467

> ...but you're still hungry

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>>61123272
>Spoon theory
>theory
>"it's an analogy"
sjw's can't into science...

How the fuck is this not "cultural appropriation", or whatever bullshit lefties call it, against the disabled community? Therapists teach clients, who report having so little energy that they skip meals and bathing just to sleep, as a way to validate their mental problems, and help motivate them to complete tasks (ok, I got X spoons left, I can totally do X activity).

This idea is taught to mentally damaged people to convince them to not be COMPLETE trash. Lefties should not be taking this idea, as stupid as it is, as an excuse to be fucking lazy.

FUCK YOU faggots. You don't see us using your retarded ideas to talk about our problems, so stay the fuck out of ours.

>>61127251
Putting on pants: 1 action
Putting on pants and a belt: 2 actions
They don't have energy problems, it's made up bullshit. If they actually had any issues they would certainly own up to them and use it to get sympathy. This is their way of pretending like they have your issue.

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>>61123272
I HAVE. MORE SPOONS...

MORE SPOONS. THAN ANYONE ON THIS STAGE!

HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T HAVE SPOONS.

WE NEED A PRESIDENT WITH UNLIMITED SPOONS.

CLINTON DOESN'T HAVE THOSE SPOONS.

WE NEED SOMEONE WITH SPOONS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>>61123158
>USED BY DISABLED PEOPLE
Yeah mentally disabled.

>>61123272

Do these people not know that if you take your clothing to a work bench you can imbue it with extra spoons? My Quiet Pants give me three extra spoons per day and give me a 15% bonus to sneaking. You can't really sneak in a wheelchair though.

>>61123272
That is the most autistic "theory" i have ever seen. These people are so desperate to legitimize their laziness that they envision thay they have a vidya gaem energy bar called SPOONS.

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>>61127256
dumbest fucking analogy i have ever heard.
this is why women should not be allowed to talk.

the unit of measurement should have been potatoes

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when following the link to Wikipedia article about spoon autism, I accidentally clicked on the "Wikipedia is 15!" Ad thing at the top.

Next thing I see is pic related...

>>61127706

To be fair, they were out to lunch or something, at a restaurant. Forgot to mention that.

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One spoon to rule them all.

I'm conserving my spoons -- it costs 10 to get mommy to make tendies for dinner

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>be me
>lazy faggot with no drive
>tfw only seven spoons in a given day
>stop being lazy faggot and change my lifestyle around
>start eating healthy and addressing my problems
>feels good man, spent the day unfucking my shit
>go to sleep
>have a lucid dream
>wake up
>entire room is filled with spoons
>open closet
>spoons rapidly poor out of it
>blink and spoons come out of my eyelids
>pull out my designated spoonmeter
>reads "unlimited spoons"

>>61127741

How? Can you get into US college with no qualifications then? How worthless are your degrees?

>>61127524
Every time you get angry at the left, just remember that in your country the birthrate on the left is 0.9 and the birthrate on the right is 2.5.

Very soon they will be last generation's problem.

>>61123158
>>61123272
If any of you have plans to kill me, please do so immediately. Thank you.

>>61123398
kek

https://youtu.be/34WL_07WEIs?t=24s

>>61126935
holy shit you're right

>>61127974
his name

Being named "Ali" makes it mad easy.

next time just tell her there is no spoon it'll be ebin :^)

"I cant be around other people much, I like being alone with my thoughts"

Because you are a narcissist, no spoons required to explain that. We already wasted a lot of brain power taking introversion seriously, did we really need to quantify it too?

>>61124049
UNLIMITED SPOON WORKS

WTF no one posted the spoon rattling scene from spongebob yet?

>>61123158
>In order to bend the spoon, you have to realize that there is no spoon.

>>61125726
Nobody has ever seen Trump sleep.

You can't prove anything.

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just remember

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>spoon theory

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Oh, hello.
Fancy seeing you here.

>>61123415
I still don't get it.

>>61128513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhoZySkw-g

Thanks for the reminder, Mexibro

>>61128816
see
>>61124365
It's a limited number of actions someone can take in a day, independent of whether or not they are actually tired.

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>>61125591
>>61126808

get on my level cucks

How many spoons do I use edging for half an hour or playing a Cock Hero vid?

>>61128968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzNSXiFPv00

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I don't see the problem with it

This is kind of a helpful way to measure energy and exhaustion for people with disabilities that cause fatigue, like multiple sclerosis

but this is /pol/ so we have to circlejerk over MUH TUMBLR MUH DEGENERACY SAGE SAGE SAGE

you'd probably have the disabled sent to Action T4 camps if you could

>>61129016
No, it's not. Read the original blog post: http://www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory/

It's a metaphor which a girl with lupus used to explain to her dumb-as-dogshit friend what chronic fatigue feels like over lunch one time.

It has nothing to do with a limited number of actions. It's a way of saying "I get tired more than you" to someone who has an IQ below the drinking age.

>>61129226

I suppose there has to be at least one moralfag per thread.

>>61125699
Giant spoon, get everything done at once

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>>61129380
> hey lets not shit on the disabled
>FUCKING MORALFAG GTFO 14/88 HITLER WAS RIGHT

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>>61129074
this is now a power level thread

my spoon's too big
my spoon.... is too big
MY SPOON's TOO BIG!

>>61129226
You can literally just say "i tire easily"

Jargon is exclusionary and being tired is not a complicated subject, so spoon theory is just "i dont think you appreciate how special i am"

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>>61129538
>this is now a power level thread
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This is all about spooons!
Do you have any?

>tfw you'll never be the little spoon

>>61129273
You realize there's a difference between the actual origins of spoon theory and the weird social justice cosmology, right?

>>61129748
SJWs are not worthy of consideration. If you try to understand them you will become angry and stupid in the process.

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>>61128462
Pay more attention to this quality post, fools.

>>61129853
This thread is about the SJW spoon theory. You seem really fucking confused about why people are talking about this.

>>61123158
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

How many spoons does shit posting take up?

>>61126364
"From the fire spoons are forged."
- Christine Miserandino,
Spoon Theorist

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>>61129538
You're waifu a shit m8

This society needs to collapse. These useful idiots are becoming way too bored with themselves.

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>>61130036
>How many spoons does shit posting take up?
One rusty spoon?

>>61130036
The Australian character class has the special ability to use half spoons when shitposting

>>61123158
it's really just an analogy to say some people have less energy then others. i don't know why you would think it's sjw bullshit.

i mean it's understandable a cancer patient is going to wake up, run 8 miles, organize a gigantic conference, then go out later with friends to round the day off. that's just not happening for someone who has cancer.

i don't understand why butthurt about a simple analogy?

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>Spoons

Guys, I've encountered a glitch in the matrix.

>be a fat fuck
>spoons limited by this disability
>exercising expends spoons
>but losing weight gives me more spoons to spend on exercise
>I exercise into infinite spoons and die from anorexia

>>61130303
It's because they have their own version of it exactly like every other illness has been co-opted into an "identity."

>>61123158

>There is no spoooooooon!

-The Tick

>>61129942
see
>>61125444
>>61126904
>>61127533

>>61124047
cancer/terminal illness patients use it when they're tires of constant medical terms or don't want to go into their diagnosis with people at the moment.

it has a legit use

sjw's are appropriating hospice care terms.

>>61130459
>like every other illness has been co-opted into an "identity."
This is a very American, since anti-communist, thing. Could you guys maybe relax a bit? Russia isn't *the* enemy any more... And who knows, maybe your youngsters will stop being this fucking retarded? Maybe? Ever thought about that?

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Glad I brought my rape spoons!

>>61130223
>implying they don't gain spoons from shitposting

>>61125678
>too low on energy to do anything
>not too low to update their fucking spoon meter pic
i'm confuse

>>61123158
I don't give a fork about this retarded bullshit. Goodbye.

Seriously, this spoons stuff is some unnacceptable bullshit. Think about how much fat acceptance rape you are commiting by asking about how many spoons someone has?

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>>61129074
Is that kotor?

>>61130533
Thanks, I need some sleep, didnt notice half the thread.

>>61130701
Self sustaining shitposting spoons for Strayans

>>61123628
>Thinks posting on facebook is giving time to her community.

Yeah, fuck volunteering, facebook activism is the way forward.

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>>61130949
>shitposting for several months straight
>save up enough spoons to upgrade the internet connection to 10 kbps
>get robbed by emu riding abos after getting attacked by a drop bear on my way to the IT center

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>>61130915
Indeed it is friend. Let the nostalgia guide you on

>>61130223
Nah mate, we gain spoons whilst shitposting. Once our spoon meter is full we can activate our super "Straya Thread" ability. During this thread, no spoons are drained by any anon that shitposts in it.

>>61123541

Wow I just got transported back to 2002 UK internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

>>61129226

you're not paying attention, are you?

the issue isn't that there arent people with disabilities that find daily routines exhausting. the issue is that the phenomenon does not require a new "theory", new vocabulary, or anything more than, "x is difficult for me and it robs me of energy. i need to take it easy for a bit."

>>61123297
Underrated post

>>61123537
>like God intended
Kek'd a bit

>>61123628
What a fafgot
Fuckin fafgot

>>61123648
Probably a kike

Maybe I've misunderstood it but this doesn't seem like a bad thing if it's being used by someone with an actual fatigue-causing illness like MS. The choice of spoons as a unit is odd but if you can only do a limited amount of things in a day before becoming exhausted it'd be nice to assign units to tasks in order to help you plan.

Spoons is the new 16 meem boyz

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>>61132520
>>61132725
>>61132823
>>61132872
maybe try one post instead of four you dumb fuck

this is an interesting theory
being triggered isn't a choice

>>61124881
fleek? meeep? are they some sort of retarded bird? wait, no, sorry, that's insulting to retarded birds

>>61125883
Jeb! doesn't use spoons anon, he runs on a turtle based energy system.

>>61124221
This spoon shit is like a mental illness masking another mental illness

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>tfw no moar spoons cuz i shuv them in pussi for happy time

U nurotypicals will nevur kno this feel.

>>61133093
but MOM im trying to 4chan

>>61123628
She has plenty of "spoons" there are people who have less "energy" due to mental or physical disabilities but she isn't one of them.

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>>61123272
Holy fuck like in a TRPG when you run out of action points.

Shit they should just call them AP and I'd be cool with it.

>>61125248
Is a varitation of REEEEEEEEEEE i guess

>>61133500
God, if we were not so afraid to post like this outside of this containment board we could really turn this whole movement around.

Normies would catch on and start making fun of them publicly as well.

>>61130420
tell her to get back in the kitchen and do the dishes

>>61126308

why spoons tho ?


p.s.

you dont have to tell us you are disabled there are country flags on this board.

>>61132872
http://www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/personal-essays/keeping-passover-tradition-while-managing-lupus/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+bydls+%28ButYouDontLookSick.com%29
Confirmed for jew

Usually I'm lurker on pol but this is too close to heart to ignore. My wife has auto immune disease and everything is diificult. This is no joke. She has high IQ and was Medical student. She had to drop out due to her illness. This isn't your typical sjw thing that op wants to pass as. It's real problem with real people facing real difficulties.

Be thankful that you guys don't suffer from it but nothing to make fun of.

>>61135808
Apparently the original person who came up with the concept of disabled people having reduced energy levels first illustrated the concept to her friend using a bunch of spoons that were close at hand.

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>>61123158

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>>61124889
Such a timeless masterpiece.

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>>61125678
d-did someone say "Spoony?"

>>61123272
>he doesn't up up down down left right left right B A Start for unlimited spoons

>>61137845

>needs more gif.

>>61123272
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

I think calling them "spoons" is a bit silly, but I understand the concept. When your health deteriorates past a certain point you begin to realize how much effort a shower or making a meal takes and find you don't always have that effort to give.

Makes sense.

Probably overly used like lots of "disability" bullshit these days though.

>>61123158
How many spoons are in Jebs drawer?

>>61141475
He measures it with turtles.

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>>61125678
>with a string of low spoons days
>low spoons days
>a literal middle-age housewife RPG element

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>>61123158
>>61123272
WHAT

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotypical This is solid gold as well.

>>61131907
I doubt many people with real disabilities feel the need to use this. They're either visibly disabled or people around them know of their illness or if not, they have the mental courage to just explain their situation using normal language instead of having to justify it with something silly like this.

It appears that this is used by people with fake illnesses, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, various things that can't be proven (not that these don't exist, but that the majority of people with them have a different problem or are encouraged to believe them as an excuse to be lazy and selfish.)

Also things like autism, depression, anxiety, etc. A lot of people deal with these things to some extent, but this theory seems to justify viewing yourself as limited due to your condition and demanding others accomodate you instead of trying to overcome them and function anyway. I know I've been somewhat anxious depressed but I don't think something like this would've helped me. What helped is realizing nobody cares and nobody is going to help and that I'd have to make do with my situation. This seems like a tool to justify learned helplessness.

>>61123158
>>61123272

>Spoons are an intangible unit of measurement used to track how much energy a person has throughout a given day

>intangible
>unit of measurement

How retarded can you be?

>>61123158
I have a cousin with lupus who uses this. Basically she gets fatigued a lot easier than most people (as lupus tends to do).
So she describes her day with spoons. She can get dressed- one spoon. She can eat breakfast- another spoon. She can drive somewhere- another spoon. She can eat lunch- another spoon. Every "thing" she does takes a spoon. And she only has 20 or so spoons to use, afterwards she's physically incapable of doing anything more.
It really helps with planning our days when we hang out, I know that I should probably drive so she can rest. I know that we shouldn't walk all the way across the mall. I understand that after lunch and a few shops she's literally incapable of doing anything more.
It originated as a tool, nothing more. But with Tumblr's culture of self diagnosis and other bullshit, it's been adopted by perfectly able bodied people who don't fucking need it.

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>>61123158
>Spoon theory

I have some theory for you faggot. My theory is that when you give something incredibly stupid a stage, a chance to develop, it will continue to exist. This often the best thing for new stupid trends is to ignore AND NOT FUCKING BRING IT TO POL.
aka
>stop making stupid shit famous

>>61129490
Yeah, because it wasn't you, and you alone, who brought fucking genocide into the conversation.

And he's right anyway, you're white knighting a dumb analogy. Energy can't be measured in discrete units, and most people on Facebook or Tumblr have latched onto the idea as an enabling community despite being almost entirely capable of functioning normally should they make the effort.

If you're suffering from fucking MS I don't think anyone is going to make fun of you for being exhausted. But I will make fun of someone whose feelings eat up their arbitrary spoon count.

>>61130622
I think you might be losing it anon.
Take a day off friend.

>>61124049
>Be halfling
>You still require spoons to function even though you're not retarded
>Because you're not retarded, everything costs more spoons to power
>Run out of spoons quicker
>tfw the firework of your party
>Burn bright and make some noise before you putter out
>Just waiting for that one asshole to think you're empty and walk over just in time for your spoons to recharge and burn his fucking hand off

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>>61123158
These people are disabled alright.

Disabled in the head.

>>61123158
hell, just break out the thyroid medication and super charge the shit out of that little guy. energy problems solved.

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Did they really take turn-based RPGs action points and made it int an actual theory?
Fuck this gay earth, I'm out

Spoons are pretty racist towards chopstick-Americans.
You should inform xir that xir should use culturally neutral terms, like foodstuff utensils

>spoon theory

>is an analogy

>healthy people have unlimited energy

That's it, fuck retards they should all be either taken care of by family or euthanized