Post those politically incorrect funnies.
Where's all that /pol/ humour gone?
>be long term resident in Germany
>wife says she wants to have time for herself on holiday
>take 8 year old daughter to Cologne to celebrate NYE
>get swarmed by underprivileged short term residents
>they enrich my daughter one after another
>they beat me up because she cries
>I get reprimanded for being racist
>apologise profusely to the short term residents for being so privileged
>buy a new ANTIFA sticker for my car in memory of this fine NYE celebration
>drive back home
>get stopped along the way by diversity police
>get asked how many residents live in my house
>4, 3 of them are long term
>police shake their heads
>get told I need to increase the number of short term residents living in my house or it will be taken from me and given to house them
>apologise to diversity police and assure them I'm not with PEGIDA
>get back home
>wife is making loud sex noises
>send daughter to school
>see her jumped on and dragged into bushes by 5 short term residents
>hope she learns to not cry after getting enriched, or the neighbours will think I'm raising a racist daughter
>Wife stops screaming and Jamal walks out of the bedroom
>ask him if he'd like something to drink
>tells me to fuck off
>apologise him for offending his beliefs
>turn on the TV
>The Great Lady Merkel is on TV
>get on the floor and pray to Mrs Merkel
>she only says a few things bout how Germans are selfish hogging up all the jobs
>my job will be given to short term residents
>apologise again for hogging all the good things in life for myself
>the transmission ends and Jamal walks out of the house after punching me a few times
>go into fetal position
>cry a bit because Mrs Merkel didn't hear my prayers
>tfw will never get my boi pussy pounded by Jamal's mighty cock
Not sure if I should be happy or sad that until now mostly bad stuff has been posted. Too bad I'm not on my PC currently, I have some real gems saved.
/r/inging remember the [bank card number] custom credit card pictures.
Damn France, you wanted bad didn't you?
try again generic shitposter
never gets old
>not naming it huelocaust.webm
Bernie gazed across the podium in the Trump’s eyes. In Donald's pupils he saw a passionate blaze that complimented his desert orange skin is hairpiece blew wildly in the wind like the fire in his heart. If only trim could share his steamy passion with Sanders. Suddenly the wind picked up and blew Bernese papers all over Trump-kun’s face. His emotions assessed the situation and decided on embarrassed. A red color flushed across his face and he began to sweat profusely as he frantically shuffled over to trump, “s-sorry trump-senpai”, he stuttered exasperatedly, “I'll get that”
As Bernie bent over Trump commented in his booming voice, “that's quite the stimulus package you got there”, Bernie followed trumps eyed to his own crotch, “may I stimulate it?” a firm grip clamped Bernie and he turned to see the orange suit grinding on him. “whoops” Bernie playfully said as he purposely fell into the lap of the wrinkly tangerine whom he loved. As he landed in Donald's embrace he winced in pain for the throbbing cock of his oompa loompa lover burst forth from his trousers and ripped straight through his own to penetrate his wrinkly ass.
“here comes the money shot” bernie exclaimed.
“my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars and I will give a small loan of a million dollars to you” Trump shouted as the maiden's milk filled his dick to the brim. With one final thrust Trump released his juice into Sanders as he screamed “LET'S BUILD A WALL”
Donald fell back to the Floor panting, “can't stump the trump… can't stump the trump…”
He then turned and presented his ass to Sanders wiggling it playfully. “again?” He asked full of hope. Bernie grinned at him. There was 15 minutes till the debate. They had plenty of time.
Obviously it was rigged. You'd need to be a complete child to not honestly think that major sporting events with hundreds of millions riding on them aren't rigged to some degree.
UNHOLY HELL THIS GIVES ME GOOSE BUMPS AND MAKES ME FEEL ITCHY MAKE IT STOP
>..the first time I heard somesone speaking Greek
There's a fuckhuge japanese hornet that likes to mess with a certain strain of ant. The ants can handle heat better than the hornets. These ants developed a defense mechanism of swarming the hornet and basically cooking it alive
What scares me the most is that I enjoyed watching that worm get devoured alive, every second of it until its last glimpse of light before it gets sucked in by that magnificent red maw, sexy as fuck.
>not posting the back
Look guys Hillary watched How I Met Your Mother! She's so in touch with the youth right?
Just pant my suit up, f4m.
Being a liberal is suffering.
I find these hilarious for some reason
>tfw Showpiercer is real
Funny thing is that guy has some actual albums in Bosnia
it sure was! That way brazil could loose without bigger demonstations on the streets - since people had like 60 minutes to get used to the thought brazil wouldnt win the World Championship. And it worked out. STILL there were burning cars etc pp but no major incidents. I had that thought during the game already and today i'm sure it was like that.