>Try to run for president of AMERICA
>They don't even bother to disqualify you, they let you run only to get blown the fuck out by an American billionaire
On a side note, I'm waging a write-in campaign for chancellor of Germany.
>this is before Trump rekt Cruz in the debate
EMPEROR TRUMP CONFIRMED1
Cruz got rekt hard last night by Trump and Rubio, Rubio actually won some of my respect back last night
Mayor of Köln as VP?
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS RESPONDS TO CRUZ
Fellow Jebhead, reporting in! Slow and steady wins the race.
Cruz was only ever ahead in Iowa anyways, every other state hes being crushed.
Cruz really is trying to halo marry for the Iowa Cauces. His fatel mistake was using the Trump strategy and attacking the entire state of New York (which is populated by Americans), Amazingly enough Patriotic Americans don't actually want a leader that hates any part of this country.
That Canadian birth thing really fucked him up, and rightfully so.
It's extremely irresponsible for him to attempt to run as a republican candidate when he could be legally disallowed from actually becoming president in the end, it would be an undisputed democrat victory.
Cruz/Rubio is the best shot of winning.
Trump should concede and become Ambassador to China or Mexico
>Go back to Canada!
Somebody go to Cruz's home and hide the sharp objects, I'm worried about him
Trump/Paul would have an even better shot.
Trump would bring the energy, Paul would bring the discourse. It would be unstoppable. Make Cruz a surpreme court justice and Rubio governor of Florida.
Yes, same requirements apply to both.
By Ted Cruz 's logic, the following man would be eligible for president:
>born in China to a foreign mother
>lives In China his entire life and never set foot in America until he was 60 years old
>established residency in America when he was 60 and after a few years decided to run
eligible to run according to Cruz!!!
Well.. I suppose you could be vice president? Just you wouldn't be allowed to be president it would go to the speakership, but why a president would take that risk I don't know.
Probably would increase the risk of assassination as well.
Tbh Cruz probably is allowed since he was American instantaniously at birth, which most people consider to be "natural born" citizenship.
But Trump is also right in that we don't need the controversy.
>1st potential candidate is a billionaire manchild with no experience
>2nd potential candidate is fucking Ted Cruz
>3rd potential candidate is a crybaby pushover
>4th potential candidate is a literal nut job
What the fuck is wrong with the GOP voter base?
Actually I don't think China would allow dual citizenship so that would not work out and people would not vote for such a man.
I do think we need to rid of dual citizenship ourselves though with everyone. Especially amongst anyone in government.
>1st dem choice is patholigical liar, traitor, and likely had a stroke
>2nd dem choice is a secret marxist zionist who is probably controlled opposition to keep lefty milennials and whites interested in democrats
>3rd dem choice is complete tool backup waterboy
>none are reallty a "choice" because of superdelegates
What is wrong with the Dem voter base?
>3rd dem choice is a muslim
You can make billions and still be a manchild.
We're all fucked.
>throws temper tantrums like a 12 year old kid
>not a manchild
>thinks autist and manchild are the same thing
SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT HE HAS TOO MANY CITIZENSHIPS YOU ARE EITHER BORN IN AMERICA OR YOU ARE NOT FUCK OFF WITH THIS IMA GIVE BIRTH IN AFGHANISTAN SO MY LITTLE FUTURE TERRORISTS CAN GO TERRORIZE AMERICA
CITIZENSHIP IS NOT SOMETHING EMBEDDED IN YOUR GENETICS YOU NEED TO FUCKING EARN IT BY LIVING IN THE COUNTRY FOR WHICH YOU CLAIM TO BE FROM
I agree. Better than his brother and father. But definitely not our President. I'd still take him over Hillary though, hell Hillary could probably kick Jeb's ass in a fist fight.
You don't know what a temper tantrum is. When Trump rants it's like your boss ranting at you at work, or you coach getting on your ass for not hustling.
Oh who am I kidding you never played ant athletics.
>throws hissy fits on Facebook and Twitter
>his own voter base has to tell him to ignore other candidates
Both can be done.
>attacking a post image
We have reached a new low.
Both are clear cut forms of temper tantrums. I'm sorry that your idea of a temper tantrum is stuck to a 12 year old pounding his fists on the ground.
he's a world trader. He doesn't know the political "game" and that is a GOOD thing you dumb retard.
Do you have any idea how much influence special interest groups have over candidates? Have any idea the kinda trickery bullshit politicians learn throughout the political latter?
Take a basic government class at your community college and educate yourself.
>ignoring the fact that Cruz was humiliated by Trump afterwards
>ignoring the fact that Rubio put him in his place not only once, but twice
You must have been too scared to watch the rest of the debate after that.
>special interest groups over candidates
I'm sorry, I nearly crack my neck every from laughter every time I hear this. His entire GOP voter base deludes themselves into thinking this guy is a bona fide 100% character (which in itself isn't even good because his an immature ranting lunatic, his policies are not even bad, but his character is laughable) and then you found out this guy is being funded by oodles of lobbyists even while having plenty of his own cash reserves in the bank.
Seriously, the ONLY reason /pol/ has wet dreams over this guy is because he doesn't follow the norm and thinks DURR HURR SPEAKING LOUDLY AND SAYING WHAT HE THINKS will actually get anything done. Purely superficial concepts and a blatant appeal to pathos which is apparently all it takes to wrangle up the retards and have them vote for you. Again, his policies are actually okay, but the reason people are voting for him is like 6 year old's at recess having a hissy fit in the corner because things aren't working out for them.
kekkity kek, get fucked retards.
Just took high school logic I see. Welcome to the club!
Wow, this is now down to a semantics argument. Well done. First definition for "temper tantrum" is an emotional outburst, which is literally any time Trump opens his mouth.
God the anal devastation from all these Trump dumb fucks is satisfying. You people are like liberals except jerking themselves off because they "think different."
I am a Randlet and I am voting Trump; especially since in TX voters are allotted proportionally only to those who get over 20% of the primary vote, so even a vote to show my support would truly go unrecorded essentially.
So I will vote Trump. I have my concerns about him being pro-gov-healthcare, whether he would audit the fed, curtain ISP monopolies, actually be pro-gun, what he would do about domestic spying.. But its become clear I have the same doubts or worse about Cruz and Rubio or Carson (though I probably trust Cruz on guns almost as much as Paul).
So I will vote Trump in the primary.
I just want Rand to bring up certain issues during debates.
Cruz peaked in polling, but the betting markets already have him moving up from last night's debate.
>mfw this is actually pretty great
Where do we put Carson? Say what you want, but keeping him around would be a good idea.
Even if some fedoras are mad, if he was the candidate they'd vote for him if they are democrat. I'll never understand leftist athiests. They deny god, but afford all their faith in an all powerful government of fallible men. Libertarian or anarchist athiests, at least that I can understand.
There needs to be a semantic argument because you're so piss poor at using even basic terminology.
You call a successful business man a "man child" then you say that any expression of anger at all is a "temper tantrum." It sounds like you just aren't emotionally mature enough to handle your politicians expressing emotion that might make you uncomfortable.
The military base logic makes sense, even if that's not his case. Would you disqualify somebody from running if they were born in Qatar to an American soldier and native?
Of course you guys would why am I even asking.
$15 an hour isn't worth your dignity anon.
Pol likes him because he's anti free trade and anti work visa. Also anti Muslim. These are three things no establishment candidate can be because the donors demand cheap labour and slave goods.
Let's use Antarctica then.
The point isn't if he isn't eligible to run or not, it's that the Democrats would latch on to that and bog him down with law suits while running. HE deflected to that line of thinking and the mouthbreathing audience started shitting their pants in happiness with that, even though they probably were supporters of the Obama birther issue.
>I don't think China would allow dual citizenship so that would not work out
Doesn't matter. He would be eligible for American citizenship upon entering the US regardless of where he's born.
>it's actually real
If Trump wins Iowa, he wins every state. No doubt about it.
If he loses Iowa, I won't browse here until he wins NH as it will be awful and full of shills going crazy.
The funny thing is, neo-hippies (hipsters) still think they are non-conformist counter culture when they are in control of the media and much of government. As well as being in control of several corperations, and the huge union monopolies with often forced dues.
why dont you go back in time and make him stand up for himself in Highschool?
>if he was the candidate they'd vote for him if they are democrat.
yea obviously, you'd still vote for trump over hilary even if trump said "I really like muslims, inshallah."
> They deny god, but afford all their faith in an all powerful government of fallible men.
that's using faith in two different senses
faith in terms of belief, believing in god and faith in terms of trust, trusting men to lead.
>Rand doesn't even get to debate and his poll rises close to Yeb's
I didn't really mean for that to be directed at you, formatting mistake
I'm so tired of liberal standup with all their easy jokes about conservatives and Christians.
And no if Trump said that, I would vote libertarian tbqh, and god help us.
I have no loyalty to Trump, or Republicans, I like them for the time being, but that is all. God and then the constitution, are first.
i feel bad. he's really just a guy who wants us all to get along. an innocent mind like that will not survive the meme warfare to come
There's a 5 to 10% amount of GOP voters who are only attracted to whoever gets more attention in the media.
They went to trump back in the early months to fiorina then go carson before dispersing to trump, cruz and rubio in november.
Finally in december. His early bedrock of support the evangelicals want towards cruz when carson was revealed to be a shit debater.
TlDR: his collapse happened in three stages.
The funny thing is, as a christian I can laugh at anti-christian jokes, I do not take them to heart. Same with anti-republican jokes.
But democrats and muslims cannot take a joke.
>by the end of the year, Hillary is indicted by the DoJ as Obama's last "fuck you" to Hillary for being such a bitch
>O'Malley already given up
>Bernie sanders has a heart attack during a speech and dies
>Jim Webb saves the day and becomes the greatest president ever
>they bullet you used was low energy.
You have to go home, Ted.
>confusion about foreign policy
Any time I've sworn an oath it has been by witness of god, and so help me god.
The consitution itself says "the year of our lord". Despite freedom of religion, the consitution is of christ; the freedom of religion really amounts to, having the right to be wrong without being beheaded.
They can be funny but they are acceptable targets and when a routine relies entirely on those two targets the routine is boring. It's not edgy but I always see it treated as such.
Cruz gets California because they let illegals vote.
Source: I am a CA election official. It is known by all, but there is literally nothing that can be done with the way the system here is set up. They post the names of everyone registered to vote at each polling station right outside the place, which gets updated every few hours as people vote. A bus full of spics pulls up, piles out, crowds around the lists, sees who has not voted yet, then come in and try and pronounce the clearly white names poorly.
No one can ask for ID, no one can call bullshit. After the 20-30 spics vote, they pile into the bus and go to another polling station. Get about 3 bus fulls per election, and I am not even close the border. I am sure it worse in SD or LA.
Dr. Ben Carson is going to be propelled to first after he upsets in Iowa
> "the year of our lord"
pretty weak reference to god
> the freedom of religion really amounts to, having the right to be wrong without being beheaded.
no, its much more powerful than that and to deny that is to go against 250 years of jurisprudence
>The first amendment is not conceeding christianity is wrong.
the first amendment rules religion to be out of the scope of government, and must entirely separate enterprises. The only reason "in god we trust" was ruled constitutional is because it was decided that it didn't have anything to established religion and was just a patriotic motto.
so what's stopping a politician from importing millions of people to vote for them during elections in a nation which they are not citizens of?
It's like 4chan rigging online polls, but in real life, where some peoples' lives depend on who gets elected.
Sour grapes because he is more successful than you and bangs hotter puss than you will ever even stand next to.