>It was $0.6969 last night
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I didn't think the end would come so soon.
The US will literally rape Canadas exports for cheap.
Then Canada will fall into a depression like collapse and soon will be annexed by the US.
Saudi Arabia dumping oil prices crashed our exports and bankrupted or ruined a lot of companies working on the oil sands
>It's been a great success for everyone else who is robbing Canada blind.
not as good as Harper was
The value of the Canadian dollar is finally going to it's true value. I should be around 20 Canadian dollas for 1US dollar. Your shit country has a shit economy. No way it's on par with the US. Get back in your corner and sit down. Cunts
You could have prevented this!
America just lost valuable trade
China coming to buy market
Its all ogre
>I went to college in Canada as the CAD/USD was rising
>I payed almost one to one eventually, and wasn't able to complete my schooling
>Now its back down to 1/.689USD
FUCK YOU HARPER
GOD BLESS THE WEEDMAN
CHEAP SCHOOLING, AND CHEAP VACATIONS FOR ALL AMERICANS.
How can it bounce back when alberta not only went bust this time, but went belly up.
Also this time we are getting flooded with more dependents than ever before
We will be bleeding out of every orifice
basically what happened is this
>oil prices rise to levels unheard of before
>suddenly it's profitable to extract oil from tar sands and shale formations, which normally isn't possible
>dozens of companies form to do that
>pay huge wages, aren't really taxed much
>rig workers blow all their money on coke and expensive cars
>Saudi Arabia realizes that they can buy political capital by dumping oil prices to hurt Russia
>"coincidentally" this also destroys any company that extracts oil through any method other than sucking it out of a desert in the Middle East
>oil companies crash
>Alberta literally on suicide watch
I was supposed to go to Israel in two months. I was going to be staying with friends and backpacking around the country, now I'm not sure I have enough money because I'm poorfag and the dollar is collapsing. Why did the elite Jews have to do this to me? I get none of the benefits of ZOG.
>>rig workers blow all their money on coke and expensive cars
Also big houses. Going to be so many abandoned homes soon out there. They are all in the foreclosure stage at this point
Did they just pay the minimum down payment on their mortgage or something
This is karma for all of the shitposting you and your brethren have conducted over the years. Let me taste those tears.
>Canada is outsourcing its' money printing to a German subsidiary company, the same one that was responsible for printing the Zimbabwe currency during hyper-inflation
"The firm is the world's second largest supplier of banknotes, with annual revenues of $2.45 billion. They have over 8,000 employees, and some 50 subsidiaries and joint ventures around the world. The company operates printing facilities in Germany (Munich and Leipzig), as well as Ottawa, Canada"
We're fucked lads - Our worthless plastic funny money is being made by the same company that made the useless Zimbabwean hyper-inflated currency.
Most likely. I guess they figured making 100k-150k a year meant buying that 1.5M house was no problem. So they made the down payment, then went tout, and bought a nice new 60k truck, atv, etc, all the toys. Then boom. Kijijji is flooded with people selling things like atvs out there. I'm also in ontario, and I'm seeing a lot of redneck trucks with alberta plates here now.
There wage expectations will be going from that 100k-150k to 30k-40k, if they're lucky
They were doing things like buying $800k houses (in a boom town) and then when they lost their jobs they couldn't pay it. Plus they would buy these huge lifted trucks. I know a few people who have done this and now are screwed.
My brother was smart, he worked on a camp, used the money to pay for a college degree, and now he has no debt and a good paying job in a more stable sector.
so when should I buy Canadian dollars in bulk? so I can sell them at a better price when they bounce back if they don't bounce back I'm sending them to people for Christmas 2016.
His palms are sweaty, knees week arms are heavy. Eyes red, coughing out too much already: arms spaghetti.
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
To drop bongs~but he keeps on forgetting what hes smoked down, and tries but the words wont come out. He needs more weed but he choking now? Every bodies joking now-
DUDE WEED LMAO BLAOW!
what kind of vacation do you want buddy? west or east?
desu I live in an oil town and I find it hilarious how oil fags bragged about making $50 an hour but then they bitch about being broke because they spent all the cash on whores and trucks
desu I worked as a rig hand in Bakersfield for a few years and I bought rental houses in neighboring shafter for 80k each now I have some steady income even though the oil industy is shit, most rig pigs are retarted
Quebec's the only place worth visiting in this whole country, it's like the unholy union of Europe and the Americas.
Canada's money is going to be worth less than toilet paper once the Liberals are done with their madness, it would seem...
>There isn't a Canadian woman on our currency and Finance Minister Bill Morneau says it's about time the country corrected that oversight.
"The Bank of Canada regularly does consultations on the people and the pictures that are on our banknotes," Morneau said Wednesday while speaking to reporters in Toronto.
>"I can say that I would be strongly supportive of a recommendation from the Bank of Canada to put an iconic woman or women on the banknote."
+Minister of Finance = TOP NOTCH KEK
Eh buddy you like fish? Come to Newfoundland, it's like Sicily without all the cigar smoke and smelly Italians
I don't se what the big deal is, I thought Canadian money historically was always weaker than the dollar. That's how I remember the world from whennI was a kid anyway.
Isn't this a return to normal?
Canada resuming it's natural place in the world?
Why worry about the value of the dollar.... When it is clearly more important to worry about getting more women on the face of the bills.
What do you want it for? Store of value or to try and make profit? If it's option two, you're better off with other assets
He's too busy taking selfies and shipping in refugees to be bothered addressing the quickly tanking dollar...
>25,000 'refugees' has now become 50,000 ala Merkel-style
The estimated cost was $1.2BILLION for the 25,000.... ($200million a year....)
Mark my words, the cost will be well over $100BILLION - How do I know this? Well, just look at the Liberal Parties past initiatives...
eg: The "Long Gun Registry" (LGR)
>It was introduced by the Liberal government of Prime Minister Jean Chrétien in 1993 and implemented by successive Justice Ministers Allan Rock and Anne McLellan.
The net annual operating cost of the program, was originally estimated to be $2 million.
>In February 2004, documents obtained by Zone Libre of Télévision de Radio-Canada suggested that the gun registry has cost around $2 billion so far.
They underestimated the cost by 100 times.
(Should have cost $22 million over 11 years, instead cost $2 billion)
So if it's anything like that with these "refugees" we're sending text messages to via cell-phone to get them here... That $1.2BILLION will end up being over $100BILLION. (not to mention that $1.2 estimate is only for 25,000, not the 50,000 that is the new number for 2016)
For example, they are already on schedule to spend $80million just on their hotel bills from December to March....
>..."$15 per person for breakfast, $16 for lunch and $30 for dinner"
JUSTin, calm down.
Euro too was worth 1.4USD before june 2014, now it's almost 1:1. We in Latvia got cucked 6 months after entering Eurozone. At least you saw it coming.
Be strong, your country needs you.
Is this the dude life?
Is this just weed OP?
Caught in a landslide
Crashing your economy...
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeee~
Your just a poor boy- You need no sympathy~ because its easy come easy go little high massive low
Anyway the stock goes doesn't really matter take heeeeeed~
Momma~ Just smoked some weeeed~ put a blunt upside my head, now my economies deeeaaad
Momma~ life had just begun!
But now ive gone an thrown it all away!!!~
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late~ the time has come
Sends shivers down my spine,
Cant afford a dollar wine~
Goodbye everybody~ Ive got to goooo~
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truuuuth!
Momma!!! Ooooohooooo I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been formed at aaaaaall. Canadaaa~ Canadaaa~ Nothing really matters~
>what kind of vacation do you want buddy?
I want to experience the nightlife, cuisine, the women. A vacation worthwhile that will allow me to develop a real opinion of Canada.
Show me a place that has friendly girls - havent heard many good things about Toronto women for example.
This seems enticing.
>economy in the trash
>care more about a woman being on the bill rather than how much women get for the bill at a grocery store
he might be crazy
Some of those female tweets, show they don't give a fuck, and those comments. Everyone is just laughing about Rempel, or just not caring
Is there really hope for us yet?
no here in the UK the mint and the bank of England keep getting requests from feminists to put more women on our pounds, last I heard about it they were thinking maybe Jane Austin and a whole bunch of people the general public has never heard of.
There's no point in having a weaker dollar if the exports aren't bringing in more money than is lost by the devaluation. The weak CAD of the 90s was strategic to take advantage of the manufacturing boom.
This new age globalization threw a wrench in the machine.
mr 2015 says the women are just a competent as men yet they care about pretty pictures more than economic hard math
>Do you have the one where a migrant was given that Timberland or Columbia jacket and refused, because the colors were "Childish"
No, I don't... But that would be hilarious. Now I want that clip too senpai
winnipeg relocating to atlanta confirmed, cannucks relocate to seattle
Damn. The queen is on the back of all our coins. We don't really have any prominent canadian women.
Usually the people on your money, made your country. I don't see how putting le bondar astronaut on money would prove anything
Don't listen to the "le weed man!" Meme.
Deals with Iran and other middle eastern countries have leveraged canada's fuel economy.looks like we're pretty fuckes at the moment.
But I were you this isba great time to invest in canadian fuel companies like oil sands. Its likely we'll bounce back soon enough and then stock in suncor will be up with the econony and demand
>Liberals are still memeing this
You. people. are. so. fucking. dumb.
Harper had absolutely nothing to fucking do with private companies investing in oil production you stupid redditers, WE DON'T HAVE A CENTRALLY PLANNED ECONOMY
Harper did everything he could to stimulate our small socialist faggot country's economy and YOU GODDAMN RETARDS ELECTED A FUCKING DRAMA TEACHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what games are that expensive now?!?!
The last game I bought was witcher 3 and haven't played in a long time. Was thinking about picking up the latest fifa....now I think i might just go read some evola this evening instead
I used to buy an assload of games but since the dollar has started tumbling 2 years ago I just modded my 360 Slim and now pirate the games onto an external HDD. Also CFWed my 3DS XL.
Having reduced my entertainment budget to $0 is magical.
Don't forget fracking goy!
Don't forget that Iran is about to have all trade embargo's lifted tanking the market even further.
Don't forget Saudi Arabia wants to keep Iran from trading but Obongo is about to lift all sanctions.
well then lets hope they don't put anita sarkeesian on your money because she and Tricia helfer are the only Canadian women that i know who are prominent-ish
happy to help
having actually worked in a professional white collar environment, not wearing a belt to work is LITERALLY ass tier and grounds for getting fired.
Its obvious, from this pic alone, that he has never worked a job in his goddamn life.
Fuck you canada. You guys fucking suck.
Ironically, Quebec is one of the very few provinces doing well with a balanced 2015 budget and projected growth for 2016.
At this rate the rest of Canada will be the ones holding Quebec back.
>Have DUI on record
>Can't go to canada
Feels bad man...
Should I like... go teach English in South Korea or some shit? Is that still a thing? I can't even get a job as a chemical engineer here and lots of people I graduated with are either unemployed or think they'll be layed off soon
>It won't bounce back. The dollar being on parity to an economy that is 10x our size is retarded. This is just a correction to what the actual value should be.
YOUR POST SHOULD HAVE READ:
"I don't understand ANYTHING about economics, but I like to post on forums, so here's a completely idiotic post demonstrating my complete ignorance of economics."
they hold world monopoly on maple syrup but beyond that I know back in the old days people would head north looking for gold and sometimes succeeding. they used to export very good shock troops and sailors but they haven't exported any to us in years. they also used to have some heavy industry as they made bombers and trucks for the war effort but I don't know if they still exist.
I agree, I love Montreal. Hit up Osheaga this summer, stay in the Old Port area. Can't go wrong
you know about as much about economics as this guy >>61091244
milkbags, hang your heads in shame
you're just as poorly informed as those ^^^ two
ITT: stupidity and ignorance
Every now and then a canadian coin finds its way to me and I put it aside in a coffee can. After years of doing this, I have several pounds of canadian change.
Today, I'm watching it devalue before my eyes.
But he's right anon, we were living in glory days of high oil prices. We don't have manufacturing or well, anything notable anymore besides oil.
In the words of Mr. Lahey, there's a shit storm brewin
>Also big houses.
Absolutely, met a worker last summer showing me his 4,000sq ft house with indoor pool
He's 28 and single.
what a stupid fuck
said most of his co-workers did the same
Watch the Canadian Loonerydoo collapse in real time here.
It auto updates every 60 seconds. Watching a nation collapse by the minute. No end in sight. No hope. No future.
Down...down it goes.
>Quebec's the only place worth visiting in this whole country
Montreal is awesome, Quebec city is nice for two days. Eastern townships and Gaspesie are nice. But there's a little more to the country than that, bro. You need to travel a bit.
plus, skiing in Quebec is shit
No shit, but it is rather suspect...
>Not to mention, you'd think citizens would be slightly concerned that their money isn't printed by their own country any more.
,000 'refugees' has now become 50,000 ala Merkel-style
Trudeau might be a dick, but your assertion here seems like complete bullshit - where's your source?
we're taking only families and no single men, which is good
I believe fewer than 10,000 are on tap
ALSO: of all the migrants in refugee camps in Lebanon and Jordan offered a place in Canada, 94% said NO - only 6% accepted.
They don't want to be here.
Confirmed. Got a USD$70k/yr job out of college. 28 now, earnings $105k and have a shamefully low amount of savings after having only got with the program about two years ago.
It's a wonder that there aren't mandatory courses in high school and college hammering in financial sense and planning. Wonder why that is.
>It's a wonder that there aren't mandatory courses in high school and college hammering in financial sense and planning. Wonder why that is.
that what family is for, m8. Schools are too busy teaching the value of recycling.
Freq Used: $1, $2, 5¢, 10¢, 25¢
Rarely Used: 1¢, 50¢
Freq Used: $5, $10, $20, $50, $100
Rarely Used: $1, $2, $500, $1000
So shop owners don't like 1 cuckcent or cuckbuck? Everything is either $5 and 5 cents or $10?
It's a culture thing. Less about education and more about conditioning. It'll take you a while to acclimate but the sooner the better. Just work on breaking the habbit now.
>We got rid of the penny a while back
I didn't know that, are they just no longer produced or are they no longer accepted even? Could I still use five pennies in place of a nickle?
Wow, water and trees. All provinces are covered with the stuff. Mont Tremblant was a great place to skii and it's only an hour drive from Montreal.
should just rid of the dollar too
Its rarely used since it cant buy anything anymore
You would be making a bet on an oil recovery. Not a bet I'd like to make.
The way I see it energy is shifting from a commodity to a technology. Solar output per dollar is climbing at 20% per year.
Interesting, every now and then there's talk of us doing that with our penny but usually people come out of the woodwork to defend it. Has it been working out alright for you guys? It seems like it would be a fairly pain-free change.
>promises legal weed
>cant legalise it because of 3 trade agreements
>crashes the economy
We should, but people have some weird emotional attachment to it, so I doubt we will anytime soon.
It's not like Lincoln will be sad that we stop using pennies, he's still got the $5 and is dead.
>1 GBP= 1.43 dollars
filthy colonials getting their comeuppance for betraying the crown
here's what he's accomplished so far
why the FUCK did he give them 100 million monopoly monies
It's not a bad arm, it comes in handy and helps the international image of the station.
Yeah, I broke the poverty cycle in my family. That's where my habits stemmed from.
Like I said, got my shit together a few years ago and have much better spending/saving practices now. Wife helped me break some habits.
I went to a maritime academy for college. Major doesn't really matter, but I drive commercial tugboats out of NYC
PEPE NOW WORTH 1.2% OF WHAT IT ONCE WA
CIA should have an ISIS false flag where they airdrop millions of dollars worth of $1, $5, $10, and $20 bills onto chicago. it would cause chaos, but really get the local economy running.
holy fuck you got a full house twice in a row
Poland is on a hot streak. I fold.
> tfw lost 8k over 3 years of my savings when I compare to other currencies
That's already his plan lmao
It's not his fault, but he is definitely not doing anything to hep improve it
>walk out of painfully average oilberta 'sburb
>people are already eating each other in the streets shouting about oil as the streets are died crimson and littered with gore
>refugees bombing the catholic schools
>go back inside after buying lottomax
tfw your citizens are so high that your currency is so low
I hope we import tons of maple syrup. That shit is so expensive, they want $10 for a bottle of it. They sell "Maple Flavored Oil" right next to the real maple syrup for like $0.99 so everyone buys that and then thinks real maple syrup sucks.
Fucking awful in alberta for uni grads
>All these fucking kids hyped up to take chem/petro/mech engineering or engineering tech degree
>4 years later they graduate and only 1/8 the class has jobs.
>no 120k starting possible anymore
>Not living in Maine and boiling sap off the maples on your property
This will be a shitty spring for sap, though
Canadian dollar is trading straight across with monopoly money today. Canadians may find that weedman has brought them to the final disaster needed to implode their fragile economy for good.
It will be quite entertaining once all those refugees discover that they need to feed themselves as Canada has no more money for handouts.
My uncle works in Calgary and lives in the US.
His pay is lower and lower and will soon lose his job.
Of course instead of saving when he was making 14k$ a month he spent all on bullshit.
He still have debts from his studies 30 years after and for his house.
That's what USA does to your brain, should have stayed here and be frugal and wealthy like the rest of the family.
I just flew back to my place in Alberta (yes it's a small town)
>A lot of industry has shut down, empty parking lots outside of all the manufacturing plants
>Gas is 74c/litre
>See three indians fighting over a bottle of Smirnoff outside hospital
>Safeway is empty
>WalMart and No Frills are surrounded by GMC Sierras, Dodge Ram 1500, F350s
>White guys with beer guts stocking up on prolefeed
>All other stores empty except for the pawnshops
Been back here for a week, still haven't seen evidence of any 'economy', this place is going to get fucked, there's no productive labor or work happening here