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You wake up as this guy.
What do?
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>>61084685
4th reich
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>>61084685

>forehead tattoo

Absolutely degenerate.
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>>61085445
yes
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>>61084685
Make my dick 12 times bigger and rape everyone to death
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>>61085495
read the story fool that's the hydrogen atom
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Go to the moon and hide everything so eventually when someone goes back the moon landing hoaxes go wild
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Browse /pol/
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>Leave the planet
>withdraw from the human condition
>let the monkeys sort their own shit out
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>>61084685
Turn in to a blue glowing naked 10 year old girl. Move to the Sun.
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>>61084685
Demolish all synagogues and mosques.
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Cry because I lost my beautiful flowing locks.
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Nuke a few countries and test my powers in the process.
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>>61084685
Would do as he did, first remove myself to moon/mars etc distant location. After a while would come to conclusion that all humans need to die. Proceed to kill all humans.
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exterminate niggers, indians and chinese.
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Make a bunch of clones of me so that I can jerk off to lots of hentai at once.
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>>61085810
this tbqh. maybe try to find entities in a higher realm. or fuck around the universe and be a god.
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>>61086126
>visits other starsystems
>becomes a multispeciesist hippy faggot
>kills all humans

Degeneracy, like fucking clockwork.
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>>61084685
End everything
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Become the Prime Minister of a Western country and ensure multiculturalism is working smoothly. We are all human and in a progressive and tolerant society we must watch out for those less fortunate than ourselves and collectively progress the interests of humanity as a whole. We can further the interests of the greater as well as the few, just by working together.
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Surrender to Trump, the real God.
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>>61085748
>>implying there is anything to hide
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Kill Vietnamese shits
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>>61084685
Remove all kebab
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>go back in time
>race mix jews with egyptians until the jewish phenotype vanishes
>tell marx not write any fucking book
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>>61084685
walk across the surface of the sun
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become a hermetic monk and oracle to those who seek knowledge
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>>61084685
unfuck Fraser's shit
make all white countries gr8 again
that's all tbf
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>see the past, the future, and all possible timelines, but realize there is only one path from beginning to end, and all free will is an illusion, and consciousness is a mirage
>become completely indifferent to existence and withdraw to another galaxy far away
>create 2D catgirls
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Rape
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Continue through with my predetermined life fulfilling it to the letter.
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>>61084685
I would do my best to lead the planet.
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>>61085580
6 inches isn't gonna kill anyone
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>Stump the Trump
>Take his place as the Emperor of Mankind
>Lead humanity to claim our place in the universe
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>>61086429
This.

I'd offer my support to Trump in a "if he doesn't win you're all getting vaporized wink wink nudge nudge" sort of way. Then it's off to take over Germany and Sweden!
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>>61085641

The joke

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|**0******0**|
|*************|
|*****----*****|
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^your head
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Multiply myself into 6 million copies and start a Shoah.
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>>61086386
I didnt know turning into an omnipotent being turned you omnistupid.
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>>61086697
Toptier underrated banter
Fucking bloody brutal m8
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>>61084685
Suck his glow-peen.
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>>61086967
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
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>>61084685

Build gigantic, impenetrable walls around the middle east and Africa. Teleport all the "refugee" invaders back into their native containment zones. Make it clear to humans that they need to prosecute Merkel and all the pro-refugee politicians for their crimes against humanity, or I will exterminate the entire human race. I'll genocide Sweden as an example (an acceptable loss, really). It will be amazing how swiftly Europe gets its shit together after that and cleans house.

Then I would go see if there's any life beneath the ice mantle of Europa, and explore the rest of the Solar System from there.

I'd probably end up sleeping on Charon for a hundred years and then return to Earth to see if they made any progress.
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>>61084685

>Try to find aliums and see what they're like
>Realize they probably act like humans
>just go back to sitting on mars for a while
>repeat until I find some super advanced species
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>>61087206
>not making Mars great again
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Change the genetic structure of all niggers and turn them in to dark elves.
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>>61087036
>I'll genocide Sweden as an example
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>>61084685
>planet hop to find different life forms to see what I can learn
>set myself up as a god to said life forms
>dive into a super massive black hole and see where I end up
>go to edge of expanding universe and try break through
>craft an atomically perfect qt 3.14 gf to surf around and watch stars go supernova with
>find god and punch him in the face
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>>61087711
Kill all leftists, muslims, and all kikes in power.
Usher in glorious spacefaring age for humanity.
Rule as god emperor.
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>>61087903
beautiful, absolutely beautiful
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>>61086697
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>>61084685
Hey, you're the guy who got cucked by the loser nerd.
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>>61087018
Underrated copypasta
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Proclaim myself the president of my country.
Erradicate all shitskins.
Work as a mercenary in anyones proxy wars.
Get paid
Flood the money into my country budget.
Become lord of land of OZ
I would never intervene in any country beef vs another country of its not a proxy war. If its a proxy war id be on that side where they pay me more. Proxy wars are fun.
Last one. Destroy all nuclear weaponry
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Assist humanity , finish the infinite energy project started with Ozymandias.

Spread humanity throughout the stars, there is so much wasted space, so many petty tyrants to crush right here on Earth.

I would spread my people across the galaxy and I would be their benevolent guardian. The things we would all see together, the other forms of life we would meet, it would be unrivaled and I would be an unstoppable leader.
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>>61087903
this
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>>61085810
This
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You come home from work and this happens to you.

What would you do /pol/?
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>>61084685
Start singing I'M BLUE DA BA DI DA BA DU
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>>61088484
Rejoice, for my dick has actually gotten larger and less freaky
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I'd seal humanity within their own earth and leave to explore the cosmos.
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>>61087903
You can't kill them without first exposing them to the public so maybe they can learn from their mistakes.
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>>61087341
forever virgins, with their magical fresh untouched vulvas able to return to virgin status everytime, no possibility to racemix and ruin their genetic heritage?

yes
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explore universe, be a god, leave humans to their own devices.

so long stinktown
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>>61084685
Start turning shitskins inside out
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>>61084685
Multiply myself a billion times and teleport all niggers and Muslims to the Sun. Sorry Carson you too.
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>>61084685
Make brazil white.
Teleport all kikes to auchwitz and gas them
Make latin america white and take all non whites from white countries
Gas africa
Gas the middle east to remake roman empire. Crown myself god emperor of men and colonise space with phallic shapped rockets
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>>61089550
I like this idea. I would do the same.
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>>61086697
Blimey m8! banter that savage is banned in Britain!
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>>61087341
Turn all niggers into Dutch blond women with six tits
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>>61084685
REMOVE KEBAB OF COURSE!
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Well.

If you get to the point where you become such powerful, i don't think petty human shit will be of any interest to you anymore.

Rightfully so.

I would probably end up cruising around the universe.
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>>61084685
Walk around with my huge blue dick triggering the masses
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>>61088484
Maul furfags to death
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>>61084685
>>61084685
>>61084685
>Regenerate my old appearance
>How fucking hard was that
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I would give everyone the means to save or destroy the human race then leave.
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>>61090984
>Maul furfags to death
So, suicide?
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>>61084685

Find other Earth like planets in the Galaxy
Since i'm pretty much god and I understand everything i'd make that engine that moves space around the outside of ship

Allow humans to colonize the galaxy.

remove muslims
remove jews
Force Indians to use the Loo
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>>61091633
>Force Indians to use the Loo
Thats so evil you you bad person
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>>61086359
>the moon and mars are now star systems
britbong education everyone!
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>>61091927
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>>61091398
That'll come last
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>>61086697
top bantz

hahahahahahaha
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>>61084685

start blowing up shitskins
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Turn the Jews and muslims into pillars of salt.

Sterilize the Chinese, indians, central americans, and africans.

Build space elevators.

Develop the perfect battery for electric cars.

Reduce methane and co2 in the atmosphere and oceans.

Rebuild ice packs, glaciers, and aquifers

Provide helium3 for fusion power
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>>61092038
Idiot, in the end he does leave for other galaxies, saying he might even create life.
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>>61086697

Brutal bantz m8.
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>>61084685
Go jack off with my blue dick hoping my cum is blue as well.
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Nuke Quebec
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>>61084685
destroy isis find clues about nwo and all major conspiracies. destroy the people behind and rule the world
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>>61086697
Noice
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>>61084685
Make OP stop being a gigantic faggot that post data mining threads
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Keep shitposting on /pol/.
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>>61084685
Make the Jews pay for their crimes. Starting with that turbokike Soros.
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>>61085445
first post
best post
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>>61084685
Use my supreme intellect and control over everything to make myself not look like a smurf.
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Turn on my laptop and get quads on every. single. post
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Is there only one Watchmen movie? I thought there were more ;^(
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>>61084685
>kill all Liberals.
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>>61084685
I'd put some fucking clothes on.
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Kill all humans.
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Destroy the human race, go somewhere else.
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>>61084685
>make coffe
>go shower
>go to work
>come home
>browse /pol/
>fap
>sleep
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>>61084685
Get all the pizza I want.
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>>61093857
And then I guess I would cast the Emperor of Mankind into being. And from reaches unknown and with my existence unknown I would smile as my child spreads humanity across the stars.
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Get killed by Saitama, the superior superhero.
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>>61084685
Use my abilities to alter all human brains so everyone is super effective and peaceful. Watch humans turn in to Gods.
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>>61084685
I go on /pol/ and grant you guys three wishes.
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>>61086697
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Kill all the trannies. Help humans develop
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>>61094041
my life in green text.
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>>61084685
Leave earth
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Make it rain poo and pee
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Make interstellar travel ship and take baltic people back to their home planet
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>>61095020
that's pretty stupid, you know what would happen
>wish number one: kill yourself
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Kill Anglos and there will be peace in the world
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>>61095363
I'll just exclude that and true love.
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>>61084685
make all girls naked
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Turn invisible, make fart noises in quiet and crowded environments
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>>61085641
Dude he's a fucking paki
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>>61084685
browse dank memes
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>>61086616
This is the only real answer. It's like none of you faggots ITT even read the comic.
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>>61084685
IMPERIUM OF MAN
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>>61086782
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>>61086697

Watch it, I hear they confiscate banter that sharp in the UK.
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>>61095638
well it's OP's fault actually.
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>>61085445
This and only this
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>>61095638
Plus the comic is situated in a pre-pepe era.
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shitpost
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>>61086697
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>>61084685

This
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>Make many clones of myself, acting as an hivemind (many bodies, one conscience)
>Erase all trace of religions, cults, sects, ever. Every temple, every book, every priest, imam, etc..
>Break the back of every meaningful army, terrorist group, criminal rings
>Use my godly intelligence to advance science, especially in the fields of Artificial intelligence, nanotechs, space travel.
>Use my military successes and science to seize power by force or adhesion
>Break the defenders of soul crushing ideologies such as communism, financial capitalism, fascism
>Be a wise global and eternal leader, free of the temptations of lesser men
>Lead mankind towards a lifestyle that doesn't destroy its own environment
>Make humans live way longer and better thanks to science
>Explore space. Settle everywhere and gain knowledge of the vast universe
>Eventually, the human race becomes one giant peaceful hivemind. We let our primitive organic bodies behind us, become cyborgs, learn to copy our minds on machines, nanobots, and eventually become immortal ghosts.
>Humanity has become the God it once invented
>Cycle complete
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>>61096381

I'd rather be vaporized than a bootlicker.
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>>61096578
You wouldn't.
One of my clones would be eternally assigned to your reeducation until you'd be one of us
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>>61084685
Become a little anime girl.
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uncuck nordics and turn everybody into a simo häyhä-tier soldier
turn nordics into one country with mindgames
kill muslims in territory and resist united states of communism and soviet russia aggression
live peacefully
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>>61096698

>"I have no mouth and i must scream"

I'd blow my own head off before you could "educate me".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISY_2zcQTys
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>>61086697
mmmmm fresh British bantz, top quality, top kek
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I'd troll the tubes, post dindu crime stats at the top of every page, along with threats to behave.
When the nigs kept nigging, I'd give them an ultimatum. All the while loling my balls off.
Nigs still nigging, time for super AIDS with a side of Ebola and some next-gen malaria. Somehow (kek) that shit would only infect Africans, and Halfricans.
Let the world go apeshit for a while, then start over- this time with the jews. By the time that episode was over, the fucking Mexicunts would be the best behaved bunch of shitskins you could imagine. Id remind them once in a while that Eugenics is my new hobby.
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>be me, supreme being
>spend first day proving my power to the normies by healing the sick and flying around and shit
>never help anyone else again
>make myself 13 feet tall with a two foot dick so wherever I walk is right in people's faces.
>use telepathy to fap myself to the point that I'm almost going to orgasm so I always have some pre cum dripping out my dick, except because of the size it's like a pint of cum per drop
>wherever I go I leave cum all over the floor
>I'll go to the white house or the UN counsel meetings and just bullshit with people and waste everyone's time and leave a trail of cum all over the place.
>every time I show up somewhere, people will complain and bring out their mops and buckets
>they'll know that I could save the world if i wanted to, but all I do is waste their time and cum all over their floors and couches and shit.
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>>61085445
First post best post
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>>61097186

see
>>61096303
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>>61089863
>this

I like you, and I'll like you even more so with six tits and platinum blonde hair.
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>>61085641
you're so dumb it hurts
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>>61096381
what is life when there is no struggle...

you're such a godless commie europoor it hurts.
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>>61086126
I fucking kik'd hard in a dentist office and now everyone is staring at me
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>>61086697
except when it comes to knives, right faggot?
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>>61097186
nice
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go back to 'nam, march 11 1954 and stop nixon from dropping the bomb. wait... which universe is this?
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>>61086301
>Jerking off to hentai instead of making anime real
Youre a disgrace to all animefags
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>>61086571
Kek
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>>61084685
1. Begin the Primarch project.
2. Begin the Astartes project.
3. Develope powered armor.
4. Develope phase 2 clonetrooper armor
5. Develope bolters and E-11 blaster rifles
6. Militarize the entire population of the US, destroy and dissolve all branches of government and build an impenetrable barrier around the US and it's colonies.
7. Subjugate the world with my troopers lead by Astartes. Terraform all inhospitable areas.
8. Develope FTL drives and send Primarchs on massive colony ships with Astartes and troops to terraform all terrestrial planets and moons in our Solar system.
9. Become Emperor of Mankind
10. Explore the galaxy.
11. Explore the universe.
12. Wage war with all sentient life forms we encounter who contest the right of man to colonize while exploring, if not absorb them into the empire.
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>>61086697
The brits still got the bants
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I would spread natural rights throught everywhere, ending all conflits in the world and punishing all initiation of violence
There wouldn't be any other law than the principle of no agresion, trully free market would be born and any humans wouldn't have alternatives to cooperate with other human beings, without any kind of agresion

Humanity would be saved, civilizations would prosper and everyone would have chances to work on their path to happiness.

All authorities would be eliminated, without killing anyone.
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>>61097952
13. Get betrayed by primarch
14. Get stuck in chair for millennia
15. Go mad
16. Watch empire crumble into superstitious, ignorant, degenerate dystopia
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>>61086697
AHAHAHA BANTZ M8
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>>61086697
everything 4 teh BANTZ
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>>61084685

They story never made any fucking sense.

Throughout the entire movie every character was fighting against human nature to prevent a nuclear war, even Dr. Manhattan..... but here is my problem....

Why the fuck didn't Dr. Manhattan simply fucking turn all of the world's nukes into sunflowers, gravy, spaghetti, or some other shit? Did he not possess this ability the entire time? Would not just make more sense to destroy them all and thereby end the problem?

No, of course not. For the sake of a narrative we have to watch him and the others manipulate entire nations to prevent a war. It was moronic.
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>>61097952
Only logical answer.

You missed eventually creating the ability to warp to other realities and conquer them two and creating a safety bubble outside of reality so that when the universe suffers heat death, you can start the universe over with the strongest lineages of man.
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Simple, I BUILD A WALL
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>>61098344
>No, of course not. For the sake of a narrative
humanity could have made new weapons anyway, you cant delete that knowledge, and nations wouldn't had learn anything at all, they would still try to get back as they were before, to keep their conflicts

Dr used himself as a mayor fear to push all nations on the same side, so nations have a history where they see their common issues so they're interdependent and therefore peaceful, so he left the Earth.
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>>61084685
go on mars and contemplate about existence
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>>61084685
Play Ryze
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>>61098625
>humanity could have made new weapons anyway

>you cant delete that knowledge

He could have destroyed all of the Earth's fissile material, every laboratory, and every single scientist that worked on such things.

The guy was basically a god. There is no reason he could not have done these things.
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I'd go to parallel universes and colonize the other earths for their resources. it is only logical.
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>>61098835
he wanted to give a lesson, letting humanity learn on its own, rather than stop due to fear, get together and peacefully due to that, which is different
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Just fuck with all the schemes. Trying to inflate oil prices by stockpiling? This lake is now crude oil. Trying to outbreed whites? Other races are now infertile. Restore balance.
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>>61084685
Remove kebab
Remove jew
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>>61099204
>he wanted to give a lesson

The world was facing imminent GLOBAL ANNIHILATION and he wanted to "give a lesson" .... ?

Are you fucking kidding me? That is horseshit, and you know it.
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>>61099651
Maybe he was a liberal...
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>>61099725
>Maybe he was a liberal...

Who knows... it is sort of like this...

>Sir, you have a lethal infection and it will kill you if we do not take strict measures to treat you IMMEDIATELY.

>No. I do not want treatment. Let's just employ some half-measures and find a way to coax my immune system into action by teaching it a lesson. Perhaps it will wise up and gain the upper hand.

>Sir, your immune system isn't working, which is why you are dying. We have to intervene right now or you will die.

>Every immune system deserves a chance to sort things out on their own.
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>>61084685
I'd impregnate all 10/10 models.
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Make a bunch of copies of my self and have a one man bukakke with Hitomi Tanaka
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>>61086386

>SJW Prime Minister
>and he's a God.

Yeah, that would be bad. Imagine it was Corbyn. We'd all be speaking in Arabic and smiling al ot, terrified of being turned into a fine spray because we displeased Chairman God.
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as they say The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
also this >>61085445
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>>61088282
>Work as a mercenary in anyones proxy wars.
>Get paid

Or you know, create precious metals with a single thought.
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>>61085495
>become god
>don't have symbol showing who you are
I don't know how many political cartoons you read but without the hydrogen atom on his forehead most people are just going to draw his dick flowing to show the reader who it is.
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Draw a giant dick using stars
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>>61084685

Become Emperor.
Unite Earth.
Great Crusade
Rule the galaxy
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>>61084685
End reality, or at last human civilization in its entirety.

Also make aniime real.
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>>61084685
Re-enact End of Evangelion except only for Jews and Muslims.
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Desintegrate Africa and the middle east
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>>61084685
GET YOUR BLUE DICK OUT MEH FACE!
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Shitpost on 4chan

[implyingspoilers]with a tripcode
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>>61084685
Masturbate and make a cup of coffee as I do every morning
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>>61102559
Don't forget the niggers
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>>61103567
Without Jews to support them they'll die on their own.
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