>a fucking cheese slicer
And the prize for the most useless country in all of existence goes to..... NORWAY!
>swedish waitress working in Norway detected.
Stay jelly, Sveariget.
>Grandparents on fathers side came from Norway
>Grandparents on fathers side came from Sweden
>Great-Grandparent came to Norway through Denmark and I have a Danish surname
What should I claim of the three? Which one is less cucked? I have already considered suicide due to Swedish ethnicity.
We discovered America way before that faggot Columbus. The only thing Sweden has done of note is discover the slowest, most painful and idiotic way to commit suicide. You all deserve the Darwin award.
>helped mankind with its many inventions, like the pacemaker, dynamite, three-phase electric power, ball bearing, tetra pak, adjustable spanner, propeller
>discovered a whole bunch of the elements in the periodic table
>supply the world with iron ore
>low-tier black metal
Finland have made more progress in the last 200 years than Norway have for like 1500 years.
Important nordics: Finland, Sweden and Denmark. The least Norway could do is to take all the refugees that arrive in the other nordic countries to make it up for their level of irrelevance throughout history.
Fuck you sweden, you're the one ruining scandinavia
DENMARK GOT MOUNTAINS N´ SHIT! SEE PIC SNOWNIGGER!!!!! REEEEEEEEE
depends. Finbros are generally more based than the average danes, but I think you'd have more fun over here since everyone is DTF, good looking and alcohol is insanely cheap and weed is basically legal since you can just easily talk your way out of fines in the court, if you are one of the few who actually get caught.
white south africans are quite handy though.
Economical Solar Power
Smartlock Safety Syringe
Oil from Coal
What are you comparing Norway to?
You certainly aren't comparing Norway to any African countries, because if you did you'd see Norway is practically populated by God-Men compared to Africa.
>take glorious clay back from the evil EU jews
>make your own rules
>keep enough money within borders to keep everything safe
>allow citizens easy access to financial help and counseling on business
>citizens become millionaires
>Swedish proxy detected. Denmark and Norway are brothers. The black sheep of Scandinavia is Sweden.
Correct. Danes love norway, even if they tricked us out of oil. Sweden can die of muslim aids for all we care.
Norway invented synthetic fertilizer, they key card lock, aerosol spray, writing paper, the gas turbine, the hand grenade and the land mine you Swedish cunt.
>during the 19th century an expedition of 15 men tried to reach the top
>only 3 survived
been to Denmark three times. god tier amusement parks. was also the only times i saw cornfields.
>mfw 4chan knows Sven clay is rightfully danish
Enlightenment. It sounds like bullshit, but it's like the happiness redpill. And when everyone is happy and can look beyond the "i need pleasure now" part of the ego, they'll realize you can get further by not being a corrupt asshole.
That, and murdering the people who oppose this.
by being honest and not subhuman trash
we have the lowest corruption in the EU in Denmark and we do like shit to prevent it. People just dont do it because its wrong and shitskin tier.
maybe... our future king seems to favor you Straya
Kek. Funny thing is, I'm not even close to Skåne so I don't see how this happened. Anyways, I wouldn't mind you taking over that shit in terms of our geography and all, but you see, a huge amount of SD voters live there so without Skåne, Sweden will stay forever cucked, fellow danebro.
Serbro, The vast majority of former commie states are filthy with corruption.
Give it another generation or two, and it will eventually wash itself out.
We're still corrupt as fuck, but slowly things are turning for the better;
At this certain point in time and history, i'd much rather be poor than enriched.
>The Euthanasia Coaster is an art concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria". As for practical applications of his design, Urbonas mentioned "euthanasia" or "execution". John Allen, who served as president of the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, inspired Urbonas with his description of the "ultimate" roller coaster as one that "sends out 24 people and they all come back dead".
Germany should build one and say its training equipment for suicide bombers.
it will never happen bro :,(((
Gods gift to Nordics
nope. Got a few tourists once in a while. Never met one myself in the 10 years Ive been living in the danish capital.
>a huge amount of SD voters live there
Thats because they carry based danish genes.
I know...It just kind of sucks that I'll probably be dead by the time things change. What's even worse, us young people have access to all of this knowledge but we have absolutely zero resources to do shit about it.
I guess my destiny is to work abroad if I can and then spend my money back home.
A big game changer is removing toxic shit from your food. Organic food is good for the reason, that transfats and other weird synthetic shit and not compatible with our system. A lot of it requires very specific structures to integrate with the human body and give benefits instead of ruining.
It is not a shot in the dark to assume, that when you have spend 20+ years building your body up with shit that's basically a retarded version of what you need, that you then end up being a retard. But you must not blame, the only thing you can do is be positive and be the best example you can be. It will change the world around you.
NORGE SUGER MIN KUK
DANMARK SUGER MIN KUK
FINLAND SUGER MIN KUK.
SVERIGE MASTERRACE BEST OF SCANDINAVIA
I think your hatred is misjudged. Instead of focussing on your national allies, focus on your own god damn invaders, Swedecvck.
Your country is the joke of Europe. Even Poland is doing better.
>A country whose biggest national hero (Gustav Adolf) died a few battles into his rebellion, causing it all to tumble down miserably
No wonder that you lot are such cucks these days.
>nope. Got a few tourists once in a while. Never met one myself in the 10 years Ive been living in the danish capital.
That's surprising, but then again I think most Australians that move to Scandinavia end up in Sweden.
Protip: Buy cheap from china and sell at absolutely ridicules prices at home. It'll take a few hundred or thousands depending on how stronk your currency is, but doing it right will lead to exponential growth. It'll take a few months, but you can earn millions in max 3 years. And when you have the first million you can make it into atleast 3. And the train keeps rolling.
It's not really socialist, though. Not in any real sense of the word. We have free enterprise and consume like crazy.
high taxes, the fact that we are so small and that people have high trust in governing entities due to very little corruption, and most women working is what makes our wealth possible.
One of the most important factors for Norwegian, and Scandi wealth for that matter, is - I shit you not - women in the workforce. Scandi countries were the first to have women in the workforce on a large scale.
It is estimated that our women's workforce is worth 3x our oil wealth. The oil has taken us a notch above our neighbors, but we would be pretty great regardles.
To be incredibly honest with you, I'm quite proud of Romania in my own stupid way;
Then again I do live in Bucharest, so i'm not feeling the "pain" of the countryside, and the capital is pretty much like any other one in europe...without the rapefugees which is really cool.
Generally I'd say in about 10 years we'll be decent enough..
I was actually pretty amazed the past few days, cuz i was watching TV and for the first time they were actually saying good things about internal growth and stability so I can only hope for the better.
How are things in Serbia?
This is true. The food here is beyond unhealthy but the only other option is pretentious yuppie food for lazy soccor moms that costs x3 the amount of regular. I thought Balkanbros had pretty good food, or is it just the Bosnians?
>Denmark has been fucked by incompetent leadership for 200+ years now.
i know that feel.
when cars were new and all the cool kids were making them the government decided it wasn't worth the hassle.
We have very good food. In fact, this resource is so vastly underutilized that I have legit concerns that we are a nation of retards. We spend millions in keeping heavy industry afloat while neglecting our nature and arable land.
We neglect IT in favor of building car factories.
What the fuck does a Serb know about building cars?
Jesus Christ, if we could actually focus on the things that are plentiful here, we would be rich.
I mean, the fucking Dutch make billions from trading flowers.
I'm just saying I think food products could be our oil.
Sorry to bother you guys with my poverty, I'll probably be seeing you when I emigrate LEGALLY.
Yes, but that's not an invention.
Norwegian society while left wing in general, is open to discussion and includes multiple viewpoints, and tries to build consensus from what would work first, and from political grandstanding second. The political system is designed to fix problems, not to heap glory on politicians.
In Sweden they try to build consensus around what is the *right thing* first and around how well it would work second. It's why you see Swedish people morally grandstanding and Norwegians going "Yes, but our country works." as a reply.
The entire non-sequitur of "lol oil" is also just that. When we split from Sweden in 1905, the average Norwegian was more productive than the average Swede, in both GDP and GDP PPP.
That's not to say that Sweden is retarded. They have a long tradition of thinkers and scientists that they should be proud of. They have a great tradition of storytelling that is beloved over all of the Nordic countries.
Whereas Norway's traditions are those of engineering, prudence, trust and pragmatic troubleshooting.
It's why our left wing government after the Utoya shootings liberalized the gun laws. Because the police were asked to go through them and tell them what they thought about it.
The police said that the rules were a bit too strict, suggested areas where they could be less strict, and the left wingers replied with "Fair enough, you guys know this shit so we'll listen to the experts."
Now answer me this dear amerifriends, If those two faggots in California had shot a hundred teenagers and bombed the white house, would the US federal police suggest laxer gun laws?
And if they did, would Obama go through with it?
tl:dr Swedebro is wrong, and had a Swedish moment, but we still love him.
That, and i recently read that most organic food in the states is actually way more toxic to humans, because its cheaply produced and doesn't poison the ground. America is so fucked when it comes to legal loopholes. The only thing i can recommend for you is growing your own shit.
No our biggest national hero is pic related in term of military accomplishment.
Gustav XII was made a martyr because he fought his entire life against all odds and died
Not that bad, I guess. Good or bad, things develop at a snail's pace around here.
We're quite impractical people, it's what pisses me off the most.
Other than that, I like living here. I don't think you'll ever find friendlier people.
The only thing really lacking is the ability to be able to plan your future, and that is a major issue.
We scrape by, but most of my friends are unemployed.
Thankfully we're fucking Slavs so it's always fun.
Sven is still mad about 1905
And btw we also invented the modern whale harpoon
It's just demographics. The mentality of our aging and deluded population is killing us.
Their obsolete ideas are so bad It's got me wishing that everyone above the age of 40 just dies.
Give younger people a chance and you'll see prosperity in just a few years.
Serb friend, you have awakened. You see the bullshit around you and you are questioning it.
You say this;
>Jesus Christ, if we could actually focus on the things that are plentiful here, we would be rich.
I mean, the fucking Dutch make billions from trading flowers.
But you say it in a way, that implies that you dont want to help fix the problem. So you become part of the problem. What you need to do, is fucking think about all these grand opportunities that are just lying there, waiting to be harvested for mad profit. Then make lists, sum up what YOU would need to do, to make money from each specific thing. When you've spend some days doing this, you start narrowing it down to what is actually doable in your situation and what entices you the most.
And then you build your empire, and in a few years time, you'll have enough money to be as influential as what the NWO would be if they were real.
That's how the world works, and very few people know it. You now do. I'd ask you not to use it for evil, but we all have a reason to be here, and the power is yours after all.
Be fair, the land mine and hand grenade (the modern versions that were invented) were really done by one sergeant that REALLY hated Swedes and liked to play with explosives.
We just gave him more explosives and noted down the really interesting applications of kötbulle removal.
Just because you're insane doesn't mean you can't be an asset. He truly was an inspiration.
>Sven is still mad about 1905
the part when you begged us like bitch for independence and we let you out of pity? Not a single blood shed. Cant believe norweigians can still be arrogant about it.
It's a consumer society. Business comes first. We sort pushed this neoliberal model onto the rest of the developed world to further our own markets.
Most people are just really dumb here and would rather defend a bad model than change. They even take pride in making a shitty society because they feel it was their power which made it.
Well, I fully understand the impractical feature in the balkan people.
We needed a national tragedy to enforce fire regulations - that's beyond comprehension
In terms of economics, (Again - i'm being biased because bucharest is not the whole country) you can plan your future pretty well as long as you are determined but the legal battles are impossible.
Bureaucracy over here is one of the worst things aside from corruption and gypsies.
It's one of those "Go to sector A, then to the main clerk, file the form and go to X to receive Y, sacrifice a virgin in a volcano and pay 25% taxes on any business" kind of trip
Funny..we used to have a silly saying longer the lines of:
- If you're a strong individual but incredibly stupid as a nation..you're romanian
Haha, worrying about the grand scheme of things without doing anything to better yourself is a Serbian trait, bro.
But, you're right. I guess the intelligent thing to do is to make an assessment of your situation, find out what resources you have at your disposal, find out what the rules are and then proceed to finding the mechanism to accomplish your goals.
Well, that's how you faggots got Greenland, so I'm just going to say that turnabout is fair play and laugh a bit.
By the way how is Greenland working out for you?
As a peace offering have a cosplay of animu gril eating rice.
Shit man, im drawing a blank on that one. I just remembered it, since a friend sent an article a few months back about it, and i've been seeing several youtube videos with people explaining how they've become sick because of it. I'll have a look around.
Hehehehe stupid goyim! I now know of the vast possibilities in Serbian agriculture and will utilize it to gain shekels and poisen the serb population with hormones.
There is nothing wrong about being proud of who you are or where you're from.
That pride and love for your home is what makes it possible for you to make it better for the next generation.
no norbro is talking about something else. How the food is actually grown. Im pretty highly educated about what is in the ingredients. Half my time in the store is reading all that shit on the back.
> "Go to sector A, then to the main clerk, file the form and go to X to receive Y, sacrifice a virgin in a volcano and pay 25% taxes on any business"
Lmao, story of my life senpai.
What's worse, people blame the west for destroying us which is partially true, but then again I tell them that if he hadn't the negative characteristics in the first place, there would be none to exploit.
This society has to evolve sooner or later.
Fuck i know the feel, we Danes are fat, overeating, beer chugging, lazy assholes.
It also sounds way harder than it actually is, and the moment you get the first couple of monies from it, it'll bring you pleasure unlike anything, and thats when you know that it was meant to be and it'll become a game.
Sweden is jealous as usual. Who do you think NASA is going to use to populate the Universe? You're future anime gf is gonna force you to get pegged by Abdul Jamals big black cock.
Most of the organic food isn't organic. They just put it one step away in the food chain. A lot of people just get really defensive over the corruption here, lime today you don't want former agribusiness execs in charge of regulating agribusiness, tomorrow it's Islamic Communism.
It's already happening. Gulf arabniggers want to buy up huge amounts of land so they can farm and export back to their shitty desert caliphates.
We're going to be left with huge amounts of arable land being used for foreign purposes while we starve it's going to be another Irish famine.
Fucking neocon big business bastards and their puppets in government.
Greenland, as far as i know, doesent do anything good for us and most likely never will since we will give them independece if they want it as soon as they are succesful... We also do nothing in our society to make Greenland feel as a part of Denmark. We rarely mention them on TV and we dont include them or the faroe islands in our weather reports.
They could be our greatest asset if only we took firm control over them and started using all their natural resources.
I wish for a stronger bond between Denmark Greenland and the Faroe islands.
A-and with you Norway.
You joke, but this is literally what is happening globally. You know the reason why nuts costs more than alcohol, and sometimes cigarettes? Because the evil EU jews are shutting down any attempt to change the tax laws that they've made, so you buy more beer and cigs than nuts and other healthy shit that can help improve physical and mental health.
I feel like we can learn from each other, Scandibro. We have populations of a similar size and most people around here praise you. Please import more Serbs and other Yugos, we'll blend in better than the muslim hordes.
Except we didn't? Everyone else did, and now there's more whales for us. (Japan is cheating, but that's okay, we forgive them. Whales are delicious, cheap and healthy food after all.)
Besides the US has started a breeding program now, at least according to /fit/.
Was that the guy who kicked the ass of the whole Bothnian sea area, from Poland to Russia, then invaded Norway and got promptly shot?
I keep getting the Swedish invasions mixed up.
As long as you dont bring thieving romas/gypsies im all for it!
Serbia is now open for business, bro. We're getting raped by the sheikhs and the IMF.
Arabs are ''investing'' (loaning) billions into a project to redesign the Belgrade waterfront.
Some have been buying property in the north of the country where most of the arable land is.
Things aren't looking good senpai I feel a cuckening will be had during my time :(
Thing is this is happening very slowly as not to trigger us Serbs into violence lol
>think to myself "what a nice day to eat a mango"
>go to store for delicious mango
>1 mango 20dkk
>at the least 15 minutes worth of hard labor
>weep as i go toward cooling section to find cheap red pölse
>drown sorrow with billig sodavand filled with aspartam
>Was that the guy who kicked the ass of the whole Bothnian sea area, from Poland to Russia, then invaded Norway and got promptly shot?
Thats Karl XII that I mistakenly called Gustav XII. He pretty much ended our empire period but was made a martyr anyway because we felt sorry for him.
Gustav II ( lion of the north) was the savior of Protestantism and rekked half of europe
>Ekstra Bladet got some good shit once in a while.
we already got a fair share of Serbs here t b h
never heard of any problems with them. Just goes to show that its not about wealth but culture.
Poor slavs = no problems
Rich mudslimes = endless problems
Poor mudslimes = rapes in the street
You're always welcome.
If you do expand, advertise on /pol/.
I look forward to fighting you disgusting mudslimes and liberate my fatherland and my brehtren nations.
I will gladly die for it.
tbf Norway hasnt found the oil yet and we felt like you were a burden rather than useful and sweden was piss poor. But then saying you 'fought' for Independence and won is like saying the feminists 'fought' for women suffrage and won
Atleast they have this great man
Never really thought of swedesbros as Norways enemy. They have been foolishly led away into sjwfem hell. Maybe some funny banter, but I would fight in their race war. I think in the future the liberals will look towards Norway and think Sweden 2.0
>20kr. 15 mins work
arbejder du i Netto min dreng? I så fald; flaskeautomaten er gået istå igen.
well Norgebro Denmark does not have any large reserves of oil and we seem to be during just fine.
Fact is that Scandinavian countries may seem socialist from the outside but they are in fact quite capitalistic.
Buy fresh dates during winter, broder!
Its rich in fibers and you can get a box of 600g for 15-20kr if you are lucky.
its also quite rich in natural sugar so dont eat it too often but its the most delicious thing in the world.
Fuck. I just literally spend the last 6 months working at B-andfucking-O for what amounted to around 130/hr. In the weekends. Denmark is fucking shit-tier when it comes to honest money making.
>Denmark does not have any large reserves of oil
We have actualy just started building the largest oil-platform in the north sea my friend.
Source: I recently got a lift from one of the lead architects at Dong Energy.
Not entirely true, it's more that the oil killed the other industries by driving up the currency, making them uncompetitive.
That's why the crown is falling like a rock now, because the oil business is dying. On the other hand every other industry gets more and more competitive every day. Importing something from Norway now will cost you 30-40% less now than it would two years ago.
And thank fuck that whatever shit we like to throw about our politicians, they're actually kind of competent, so nothing terribly bad will happen.
We used to have a wide variety of industries before the oil came in the seventies. We were one of the largest aluminium companies, and our merchant marine was larger than the UKs.
The notion that we were poor dirt farmers before the oil came is wrong and needs to die.
The only thing i dumpster dive for is fucking pastries. It's mandatory to throw it out every night, even though it was made that morning. And it has to be separated into different bags depending on ingredients and whatnot.
I know we have a decent amount of oil and we try to suck as much as possible out of the ground.
Thanks for infor anyways bro. Didnt know they were expanding pt.
but it is nowhere in the scale of what Norway has access to.
That was my sole point.
true. but as already stated; we do not have the same amounts of oil as Norway.
Never said we did not have oil bro.
So according to UrbanDictionary:
> Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.
Why the fuck would you want to watch that sort of shit?
I'm gonna say Chad mate, corrupt politicians have sold the oil industry (90% of the economy) to BP. On top of that the different ethnic and religious groups are enriching each other. Oh and democracy is a joke in Chad. So Chad is my most useless country.
This man is a jew faggot that is trying to sow discontent with our neighbors.
Do not listen to this jew faggot.
Beta fucks often have a fetish of getting cuckolded - Watching other men fuck their woman.
Some of those who like NTR claim to insert themselves into the role of the outsider, though.
Norway fucking sucks. If Sweden is like 100% fucked. Norway is around 85% fucked. That's the only difference. Most norwegians are just a bunch of homosexuals...Sweden, same thing. What the hell are we even arguing about?
Those jokes stopped being funny when multiculturalism was LITERALLY written in to the Swedish constitution.
We did, and then we manned it with philippinos because they're cheaper.
Still have Norwegian officers. If you went to the Marine High School, you could have gone on to work for a shipping company. (But that may be Bergen only.)
But it is funny how the second Germany invaded Norway, the allies logistics just fucking doubled overnight.
Yeah, but the new finds, while estimated to be as large as every other find put together, have been chosen to stay underground. It's just not worth the ecological risk, and also, the oil price kind of sucks, so it is even less worth it.
Far better to take the days now when we can afford to get off the oil industry dependence and ease over into other things than to try to keep the dream alive.
Besides, nature up there is just too pretty. (And yes, that's kind of how we think. We're not quite hippies, but we're pretty close I guess.)
Yes, and we pay for that with the uneven trade treaties. Also, I want to punch Wikipedia's retards sometimes when they list military spending as 1.6% of GDP. It's usually higher, because purchases of matériel like the F-35 (which isn't as bad as the idiots want you to think) don't go over the defense budget but over separate budgets instead.
So it's usually about 1.9%. It's in other words more complicated than it seems.
>DK is fine too but abit dull history
How so? We were the rulers of scandinavia more often than you. And for the longest duration of "modern" history Denmark and Norway was pretty much one nation.
To be fair, he probably haven't had his hike or his coffee today, so his mood is to be expected.
They got Greenland the same way we got control of the oil, so it's really kind of in our favour.
We know! You guys NEED to learn how to fight man. The entire cycle of Danish invasion beaten back into Norway by Sweden, then Norwegians beat the shit out of the Swedes, leading the Danes to invade Sweden...
Yeah, it kind of got old.
And cuckold porn is like inception. You're getting off on a guy fucking another guys wife. You have no emotional connection with anyone, its just a nigger fucking a flabby white chick and someone recording it.
It makes no fucking sense, it might as well be interracial porn... How can you get off to someone else getting off on someone fucking their wife.
its expensive because of wages and outsourcing. most of our ships are manned with phillipinos as crewmen and polish as officers. only the chief and captain are actually norwegian. it should be illegal to hire foreigners on ships. then, because its on the sea, lower taxes so the companies can afford it.
we'd get our naval tradition back. its also about high time we expand our navy to defend our glorious long coast from foreigners dumping unwanted fish to get the most profit out of their quota.
You realize of course that shipping companies don't have to pay their taxes unless they leave the country?
So they have some billions of taxes owed, but so long as they stay they don't have to pay them. Taxation is already effectively zero.
>The entire cycle of Danish invasion beaten back into Norway by Sweden, then Norwegians beat the shit out of the Swedes, leading the Danes to invade Sweden
kek this is so true
All danes did was raiding and burning swedish coast and then get their ass beaten back to Norway and waited for norweigian to save their ass
I'm norwegian, and I live in Norway.. just about 2km from the border tho...
But anyway, FUCK commie Norway, fuck them!!
Only brainwashed AP cunts believe:
"NORGE VERDENS BESTE OR RIKESTE OG MEST DEMOKRATISKE RIKEBESTELANDRIKTLAND BEST!!!!"
I'm not talking about the husbands. I'm talking about the people watching the video the husband recorded.
Why is it a sub-genere of porn?
How is it different from your garden variety interracial porn?
Since this is a thread all about how much of a cuck sweden is, i'll share this interesting little tidbit:
>a couple years ago some dude was digging through out Grundlov (laws and whatnot)
>found a law that stated something along the lines of
"in case Östersöen freezes over and it allows travelling from border to border by foot, any Swede you might come upon who's trying to cross, shall be chased away with hits from branches. And any Norwegian shall be greeted with warmth and be welcomed into your home to be offered a warm meal."
>I dont even think they bothered to remove it after it made headlines, because fuck sweden
>top picture is actually from Norway
>mfw Somali's overrun Sweden and Östersöen freezes over so they flee to Denmark
>mfw they get chased back to New Somalia by Danes with sticks
I visited Belgrade last year, and the Waterfront project is a disgrace. I guess it is too late to stop the cucking from the sheik.
Other than that I would reccomend Serbia and serbs to everyone I meet. A proud, freindly and intelligent people.
First off i can see it on their fashion. Very close to how they dress in Norway. Second i have seen the source for that picture, it was from Norway. Third, notice how the yellow brick points upwards, they only build like that in Norway.
At least the police in Norway are allowed to report the ethnicity asnd skin color of a suspect without being racist. And we can actually raise our flag around the country with being racist.
If it makes you feel any better. The oil party is over. Most of the lobotomized norwegian citizens have not understood this yet. They still go on and on and on and fucking on about "NORGE VERDENS BESTE OG RIKESTE, MEST DEMOKRATISKE OG BESTE RIKESTE DEMOKRATISKE LAND, FRITT LAND DEMOKRATI, DEMOKRATI, RIKESTE LAND"
I'm not fucking exaggerating here. This is what people have been told for decades. And people repeat this shit like a fucking parrot.
Fuck commie Norway!
Denmark is much better... Seriously. Atleast I can drunkdrive to a gas station in the middle of the night and buy more hard liqour over there.
It's that thing that Sweden keeps losing at.
Nah, it's much better than the F-16 we have.
The only planes that are comparable would be the new Russian project (and they aren't selling), maybe the new Chinese project (who are definitively not selling) and the current gen Rafale who didn't bid.
It is both a great bomb truck if the enemy can't shoot back *cough*ISIS*cough* And can do long range strike missions with pretty damned good stealth if the enemy can shoot back, if you're willing to loadout weight.
There's no reason to reduce the order, since it is precisely what we asked for, and we aren't a bunch of retards you can't do business with, like fucking Canada.
You can always go to Sweden if you prefer it there. :^)
And the Richest Country bullshit is not AP's line. They want it to be the best country to live in. They don't care if we're rich or not. That's just a means to an end. It's FrP who's talking about us being rich because they want mo' money fo' dem programs.
Yes dear ameribros. The right wing want to increase public spending and the left wing want to keep it in check. Welcome to Norway. Guess why we find your politics confusing.
GODDAMMIT. The A-10 is such a shit plane and the fact that Pierre Sprey, the fucktard who managed to design a plane that was obsolete on arrival is listed there too really fuckjing triggers me.
Great fucking job whoever made that.It's everything I hate about the F-35 sucking thing.
There are completely legitimate gripes with the plane, like the ABC model bullshit, expanding costs because Canada are a bunch of cunts, and so on. But things like the helmets having problems? That shit got fixed yo.
10/10 I'm rustled.
We don't really build a lot with bricks at ALL in Norway. It's either wood or concrete. Hell, the newest housing block is 14 stories tall and built entirely out of wood.
Being right-wing radical is fine. But if you're going to blindly yell memes that don't make sense to 90% of the people reading it they'll just think you're a retard. Then again, it's 19:42, so you're probably drunk and lonely.
If you need a hug, I'll be here.
Yes the oil is over. It started being over in 2010. And really things are not as bad as they could be and everything will be fine. The government will keep things working and we'll build new industries.
>Third, notice how the yellow brick points upwards, they only build like that in Norway.
>they only build like that in Norway.
LOOK, POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS AVARAGE SWEDISH RETARD!!!
Now, go ahead and say you were just trolling you fucking future suicide bombing rapist!
Back when the oil industry existed, I had some Norwegians over to my family home in the country because they want to shoot guns. I take them out there, and the first thing one of them does is fire a shotgun directly up. Are all Norwegians such retards?
First of all, I don't identify with ANY political point of view. Because it's all BS anyway... As soon as you identify with one, you become a usefull idiot to whatever side you choose.
Second, I don't give a shit if people understand what I post or not. Some people can read it, good for them. Those who don't understand. Too bad.
I'm not drunk. I think that's the problem actually.
My point is. The Norwegian government has been feeding us lies and lies and lies about this fantastic commie country since WW2. We think it's so fucking good, but it's not. The norwegian citizens acutally deserves the corrupt left wing politicians they get. Because most norwegians are a bunch of autists.. no meme referance... But seriously, they all act like fucking autists. Litereally.
I can't fucking wait for Norway to turn in to a bankrupt shithole.
And my mom's maiden name is Mittet. Also fill blooded Norge
To Norge bros responding to me I guess it's named after the Kjolen mountain range is where my name comes from if that rings any bells.
Yeah. And the accent comes out even more when drinking.
Also inb4 lose weight
I give up, I can't remember, and I can remember the name of the company either. It wasn't Oslo though. I'm so sorry for being so ignorant of Norwegian geography and not being able to remember anything about your language.
Norway has plenty of inventions, but the vast majority of them are technical in nature, and aren't easily explained in layman's terms.
The modern hand grande was invented by a Norwegian though. As were the explosive harpoons which nearly made whales extinct.
The mountain thing points towards you actually being of pretty important blood, my friend. Pretty much my closest mate is also named after another famous mountainy-/fjeldy area. Myself, am lucky too, i have regal blood in my veins, also going back to norway. I could even take a trip to norway, talk with that part of the family and get "von" into my family name again.
No, not really. It depends on where in the country you come from. I hadn't shot a gun before the army for example, but I would have been nervous enough to not do stupid shit until you told me to. Because you know, guns can be like dangerous and shit. But some people are just dumb.
I mean, it's Norway, we have pretty strict gun control laws, but you can still order an armalite online.
That's from the border with Sweden.
Hate to tell you this bud, but you're... mixed.
No, you could implement it using closures, but it was first done in an Algol-like language. CLOS was only really formalized in the nineties, and was way better than the C++ retardation, but that's another barrel of badgers.
Looks like Sweden invented a black dildo back in the stone age.
Talk about being genetically predisposed to cuckoldry. The article is even written by a Jew.
Oh neat :3
I'd like to visit sometime soon. I guess I still have relatives there but I'd need to talk with an uncle of mine thats into the heritage stuff to get me in touch with them. Also probably need to save like $3500 beforehand
Yes, basically they're all retards. Most norwegians don't have a mind of their own. They are used to living in a nanny state which tells them, what is dangerous, and what is not dangerous. You should have told them, step by step how to operate a firearm. And they would've done exactly like you said, because norwegians are mostly a bunch of autists.
You don't need CLOS. Object orientation does not need language support.
(define new-nigger (lambda (action) (if (eq? action 'rape) (lambda () (display "muh dick")) (if (eq? action 'kill) (lambda() (display "187 on a muddafugga")) (if (eq? action 'steal) (lambda() (display "gibs me dat")) (lambda () (display "da fuk dis sheet?")))))))
(define nigger (new-nigger 'steal))
Really? If you want to go to Kjolen, it's close to Finnmark. There should be camping huts etc. that aren't all that expensive. (~$80/night when I checked just one of them because I'm a lazy nigger)
And the crown is not worth all that much right now, so it's cheaper to go there because the dollar is still worth a lot.
Also, don't eat out. Eating out is expensive, making your own food is much cheaper.
I already said you could implement it using closures, I'm not sure what you're arguing.
Come get high with us my friends
You got plenty of history, esp. ruling history and political history.. But norway still got all of the exploration. Denmark and norway together was fun tho. 16 yo kong Sigurd was based
I think I found one of your ancestors. It's not a very common name, but this guy went to Chicago from Trondheim in 1870.