>>61080096 Hol up *stomach grows* So, you sayin *gets drafted at 15* You saying dat *watches movie about one true emperor* Dat northe korlea *unleashes dogs on political prisoner* North korlea is da *tries to distinguish between male and female soldier* Korlea is de best *hears k-pop near the DMZ* We be de best *nukes self* Be de best korlea! *defects and dies on a boat headed for japan*
>Wake up early and salute Kim portrait in bedroom >Slap shit out of wife and threaten to report her for not saluting hard enough >Desire corn for breakfast but only have water >Have breakfast of 1/2 cup water and thank Kim for breakfast >Slap shit out of wife again for not thanking Kim enough >Go to community newsboard [Ver 2.0 - upgraded with b&w pictures] >Cry tears of joy at reading USA is grovelling to apologize for demonic nuclear threats >Go home and slap shit out of wife for failing to pack half-tissue in my pocket for patriotic tears >Sit eagerly for three hours waiting for electricity time >Electricity comes on for 20 minutes >Eagerly watch light bulb glow in living room and salute Kim for showing me the light >Slap shit out of wife for sneezing during my salute to Kim >Stare out window for several hours >Have dinner of three corn kernels and 1/2 cup water >Bury my nuclear Kim missile in wife's underground nuclear test site and play with her Mount Paektus >Pre-emptively slap shit out of wife for not praying to Kim >Go to sleep eagerly prepared to dream of Dennis Rodman visiting Best Korea
>>61080096 "Remember when everything seemed to be going well for us in the late 50's and the Southerners were starving on their ruined farms and living under a dictator? Boy those were the days, weren't they?" *dies from cvd at the old age of 32*
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