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ITT: We pretend we are North Koreans
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ITT: We pretend we are North Koreans
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>>61080096
>nobody posts because NORKS cannot into Internet
>/thread
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>gib money or we nook u
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WE
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No
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Ching chong pow nagga tu waga dong dong dong mung ding diddly eye ti long jong woh
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>can't post
>to hungry
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>>61080606
>to
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*Dies from hunger*
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>>61080096

pass the controller
and the weed

--KIM RULES YOU FUCKER
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Hydagen bomb
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According to the UE soon I won't have to pretend.
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>>61080323
WUZ
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>>61080096
*Mines coal*
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>>61080872
KIMS
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>>61080096
Hol up
*stomach grows*
So, you sayin
*gets drafted at 15*
You saying dat
*watches movie about one true emperor*
Dat northe korlea
*unleashes dogs on political prisoner*
North korlea is da
*tries to distinguish between male and female soldier*
Korlea is de best
*hears k-pop near the DMZ*
We be de best
*nukes self*
Be de best korlea!
*defects and dies on a boat headed for japan*
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>>61080096

im hungry
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>Wake up early and salute Kim portrait in bedroom
>Slap shit out of wife and threaten to report her for not saluting hard enough
>Desire corn for breakfast but only have water
>Have breakfast of 1/2 cup water and thank Kim for breakfast
>Slap shit out of wife again for not thanking Kim enough
>Go to community newsboard [Ver 2.0 - upgraded with b&w pictures]
>Cry tears of joy at reading USA is grovelling to apologize for demonic nuclear threats
>Go home and slap shit out of wife for failing to pack half-tissue in my pocket for patriotic tears
>Sit eagerly for three hours waiting for electricity time
>Electricity comes on for 20 minutes
>Eagerly watch light bulb glow in living room and salute Kim for showing me the light
>Slap shit out of wife for sneezing during my salute to Kim
>Stare out window for several hours
>Have dinner of three corn kernels and 1/2 cup water
>Bury my nuclear Kim missile in wife's underground nuclear test site and play with her Mount Paektus
>Pre-emptively slap shit out of wife for not praying to Kim
>Go to sleep eagerly prepared to dream of Dennis Rodman visiting Best Korea

(Captcha: Select images of sandwiches)
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>>61080096
Huehue we stole 1000 volvos from Sweden 40 years ago and still refuses to pay for it.
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>>61080908
AND
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>>61080872
TOTALLY NOT STARVIN N SHIET
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>>61080096
muslims they are dont eat pig because they are not cannibal
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>roleplaying thread

Embarrassing. I feel bad for you people.
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>>61081545
top par
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>>61080096
nuke eu, yes
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>>61080096
Please rabbit meat gave to all very much have the hunger.
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>>61080096
Diriciours nooderr soup diriciours
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Did you know our Glorious leader is the dragonborn?

http://www.pown.it/3542
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shhhhh...
...............................

......


...
I am very happy.
Yes.
very happy, yes.
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>>61081545
>Slap shit out of wife for sneezing during my salute to Kim
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>>61080096
dont call great nation nk
just korea
south korea = korean republic

me offended
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>>61080096
"Remember when everything seemed to be going well for us in the late 50's and the Southerners were starving on their ruined farms and living under a dictator? Boy those were the days, weren't they?" *dies from cvd at the old age of 32*
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HAY GUISE AS A PRANK LET'S TELL THE FOREIGNERS OUR GREATER LEADER KEEPS US IN CAMPS
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>>61081545
Juche/10
Would unify peninsula with

>captcha: select all pancakes
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>>61080096
Chop foot and make some soup
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>>61083253
It's fun daycare time house to you. Yet they don't have any toilets, great leader said we don't need any, because like him, we never poop.
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rare?
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> inb4 the north korean vpn shitposter shows up
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>>61084360
Nah, someone posts with that flag at least once a week, but I'm sure it's a proxy.
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>>61084461
as far as i know you can come to north korea as a tourist, and i'm gonna assume that there are some hotels with internet.
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>>61080096
Japanese are pig disgusting come white men we are not shithole its usa propaganda
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>>61084200

Well yeah - if you are starving and don't eat you can't poop.
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>>61080096
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>DEAR LEADER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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