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ITS FUCKING LITERALLY HAPPENING

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GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRASH INCOMING

http://www.google.com/finance

Pics will follow!!
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>>61074572
China reaching 2.8k points!
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>>61074572
germany in Freefall
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>>61074572
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>>61074572
crude oil still on freefall
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Can this please just be it already, holy shit!
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>>61074821
it is already.
its a slow painful death at this point.
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>>61074572
Just because you post this every day doesn't mean it's going to happen.
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>>61074826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzjhl-QztE
>AND WE WILL ALL GO DOWN TOGETHER
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>>61074879
look at the stocks u inbred american
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RIP U.S. economy
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>>61074821
the market hasnt even opened and the dow is down 400 points, hold on to your buts anons
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WALMART CLOSING STORES

CONSUMPTION IS CRASHING

THE END IS NEAR
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DAX approaching -3%
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>>61074973
Sauce?
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>>61075003
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/15/wal-mart-to-close-269-stores-as-it-retools-fleet.html
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US HELICOPTER COLLUSION IN HAWAII
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>>61074572
So is it actually happening or are you fags just blowing things out of proportion again like always?
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>>61074572
Who redpilled here and doesn't have any money as preperation for the next economic crash?
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>>61075029
WE'VE MEMED IT INTO EXISTANCE
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This is it faggots. Hold on to your butts
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Are we the ones who started this?
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>>61075035
Already took all of my money out of the bank. Hopefully it'll have worth.
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>>61075020
holy shit its fucking happening
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Russia
650.02 -42.97
-6.20%

Germany
9,490.47 -303.73
-3.10%
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>iran oil embargo ends this weekend
>Oil is at $29
>up to an extra 500k-1million barrels a day set to hit the market
>global production is at 95 million
>global demand is at 93 million
>that 2 million gap is what caused the current drop
>Iran is set to up that drop by 50%

THIS WEEKEND CONFIRMED FOR HABBENING
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>>61075084

Not really. We may have minimally helped it along. Maybe.
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>>61075029
look at the stocks. are we shooping the pics?
no. so its happening.
does it look like a boom economy?
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My super account will be getting frigged up. Can I take the money in my super account out Ausfags????
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Looks like the feds have kicked into motion, happening confirmed to be made less happening and/or postponed. Though it seems like they are struggling a bit with the volume.
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>>61074616
WE WELTKRIEG NOW
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>>61075035
No gold or silver set asise, Just Ammo, Water, Canned goods and plenty of extra parts for my firearms.
Only dumbasses and jews horde gold, silver, and cash.
What are you going to do with it? Try to barter shinny bars for water? I'll just shoot you and take your shit.
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>>61075190
holy shit greece are also getting rekt
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ron paul warned me.
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http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/list-of-dead-bankers-2015-conspiracy-update/

this has been behind the scenes for two years now. a lot of "unexpected", "suspicious" and suicide deaths among bankers, traders, finance sector workers.

I expect the list for 2016 will be much longer.
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is /pol/ discovering stock market or something ? it's like that every year at this period guys
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>>61075097
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>tfw I bought 2000€ gold coins yesterday
>tfw I bought food supply yesterday
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>its happening

i think everything is lost
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>>61075262
>implying we haven't always been rekt economically
already /comfy/
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>>61075134
So I guess it's time to invest into production of the goods out of fossil fuels? Like plastics and such.
Who am I kidding, I have no money anyway, so it's time to get comfy
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>>61074787
Brent crude prices are currently climbing.
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walmart closing 269 stores globally

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-15/wal-mart-to-close-269-stores-globally

>>61075292

shit is about to get real boys
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oh no, rich fags loosing a bit money on the stocks, this is the end of the world
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>>61075306
You crashed the market, oy vey, bad goyim.
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>>61075262
After all that shit with Greece last year you actually let them have a stock market?

Whowuddathunk
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comfy happening with cute touhous~!
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>>61075334
it isnt achmed
its realtime

also look at the gold
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>almost down 400
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I just want the dollar to fall hard. I`ll buy all your shit then.
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>>61075492

>gold being a safe haven asset

lmao, you're just contributing facts to the happening coming soon.
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If the market crashes, the gold price goes up right? That would be great for my family
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>>61075563
look at this pic
this is literally happening right now. ---> >>61075492
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>>61075020
Retards. They are also opening 405 NEW stores. And half.of the closing ones are international. They are just trimming their least.profitable stores
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>>61075492
>Achmed

I can practically guarantee that Scotland is whiter than any area in Germany, but either way I wish the crash would just hit if it's going to hit.
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i bet nothing will happen, i'd like for something to happen but i bet nothing will
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>German economy goes into the shitter
>everyone is mad because the government can't help everyone
>citizens and illegal aliens kill each other in a civil war
>government helps refugees because Germans are Nazis
>after the war refugees repopulate the country with German widows
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>>61075563
investors see gold as a safe haven. you need to have your money is multiple places so when equities aka stocks crash, you take money from there and put it someplace else. gold was popular in 2008 because literally everything was terrible.
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>>61074572
Dow Futures down -376.00 / -2.31%
http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
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>happeningfags

I don't know what's more embarrassing. Happeningfags being wrong everyday and just hitting the reset button as if no "happening" was ever claim. Or the fact happeningfags posts frogs, type in all caps, and believe in meme magic.

Either way, these threads are 100% embarrassing.
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>>61075683
in your dreams
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>tfw too scared to log into my brokerage account
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>>61074572
And from the ashes, a new, better 'economy' will rise...
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>>61075683
thats what ur hoping antifa shill.

but what will happen is:
>germany economy goes into the shitter
>everyone is mad becaust the government cant help everyone.
>german people turn far right wingers
>civil war breaks out
>more german peoiple join together
>we win the civil war
>establish a far right wing government with protective politics
>kicks out all refugee people.
>germany is great again.
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>>61075799
literally this
they're so desperate for it
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>>61075262
>holy shit greece are also getting rekt

>9 points
>rekt
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>>61075799
>american
>knowing anything about economics.

u live up to ur stereotypes
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>>61075799
this
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this is the future we chose
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>>61075854
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>>61075912
>German
>Will probably get raped in the next week
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>>61075799
>>61075864
>>61075923
>>61075891
so many shills

just look at the stock u inbreds.
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Well /pol/ has been wrong on the last 572 happenings they've predicted but I'm sure they'll be right on this one.
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>>61075563
yes
but the elite will not allow it because of "terrorism", in fact it's because if everyone goes to its bank to take the money, there will not be enough money, so banks try to remove ready money and only allow virtual currency
anyway if you have gold you secure your savings
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>>61075134
Markets do anticipate things, so we are already feeling the effect of Iran. It will get worse, though.
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5 MINUTES TILL OPEN

NEW THREAD

>>>61075740
>>>61075740
>>>61075740
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>over 400
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>>61076017
Proof that happening fags are all newfags
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ITT: stupid eurotrash with no understanding of macro and kids with no money in the markets
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>>61076076
i'm an expert
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>>61075966
An economic crash will never happen. Come on.
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>>61076105
>20 TRILLION DEBTS

tell me american expert
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>>61074743
this is a bad day, fridays usually aren't that hot, especially after a long and tiresome week or two.

Gents, I'd love the happening to happen, but a global meltdown like '29 is so unlikely, you're better off hoping for a war to pop off, or a bomb to drop on somewhere important, before you'll see the markets even hint at a collapse.
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>>61075972
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>>61076130
>italian
>having literally any, any understanding of economics.
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>>61075262
Our stock market gets rekt every day.
About 15 years ago the stock market was pretty huge here, everyone was talking about it and everyone was trading stocks. Now I never hear about it.
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Finally

My bob is ready.
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>>61075084
>greek intellectuals

lol
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>>61076105

Look at this chart.>>61075070
Macro enough for you? Where do you think it will go from here? Down like a rock.
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>>61076168
Like I said, you're a stupid fucking eurotrash kid in high school that was never taught economics.
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>>61076215
I do, somewhat. But a complete economic meltdown is just a fantasy. At worst we will have a small depression that will correct itself in 6 months
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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
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>>61075683
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>>61075492
literally wishful thinking doomsday fetish

please grow up
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>>61076168
us literally can't create enough debt to satisfy the market

people would buy debt with negative rates meaning they were losing money because it was so valuable

>muh debts
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>>61075912
>german
>pretending the american doesn't know what he's talking about cuz he's a Yank

Michel, if you do know about econ, you'll know that econ and stocks are closely-tied but STILL two different beasts.

that being said, the happening is cancelled for today. Crude will take a shit. Saudi will pop off a war to help prices climb, etc. china will dump money into the stock market, keeping it stabilized until they literally collapse as a country. which might be never.
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>>61075020
>seven stores in Puerto Rico

The U.S. spics just can't catch a break, can they?

My brother is on of the people who goes into Walmart stores to either remodel them or figure out who to fire for shit performance. He mostly gets sent to the stores with the highest internal loss issues.

Not surprising, he spends most of his time at inner city Supercenters that have more product walking out the door in the pockets of the employees than being bought.
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>>61076286
no arguments ok u trash talker shut up
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NO SURVIVORS
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>>61075070
Too short of a time frame.
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All together now!

>TOO BIG TO FAIL
>FICKI FICKI
>TOO BIG TO FAIL
>FICKI FICKI
>TOO BIG TO FAIL
>FICKI FICKI
>TOO BIG TO FAIL
>FICKI FICKI
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>>61076567
crashing this economy
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Nice so should I sell all of my money for tanible items while its still worth something or what?
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>>61076601
cringeworthy
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>>61076653
>le cringe

You have to go back (to Reddit).
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Fucking hell it's actually happening.

US-traded Aussie ETF (EWA) opened at -4.5%

Monday is going to be brutal.
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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
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silver and gold up 2,5%.
Comfy as fuck right now.
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>>61077113
2%*
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It's crashing faster than Hillary's ratings.
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ITT: People who think you can predict markets with fucking charts.
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>>61077052
>that video
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>>61076595
Too long of a time line. Do you have money invested all the way back to '76?
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>>61077260
Autism: The Post
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So how would one make money off of a new financial crisis ? let's say China would collapse, how could I make a profit off of that ?
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>>61077260

Yup. All the people selling now are going to miss the eventual rally.

I'm still heavily in stocks, and I keep adding.
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Anyone else here GLAD when the economy crashes?

Affluence is what corrupts us. It is at the core of what weakened Western Europe.

Difficult times are a redpill.

Use this, friends.
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Shittiest timing ever, my family inherited stocks worth about 1.4million last year, which we are only able to access next Monday due to the legal process

If those turn to shit now we will still have to pay taxes according to the DAX effective mid-September 2015.
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>>61077471

You can buy an inverse, leveraged Chinese equities ETF.

Remember that there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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>>61075334
Nominal fluctuation.
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>>61077052
>listening to it while scrolling all the posts about the world going to shit
haven't laugh this hard in a while thanks merica
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>>61077578

Don't sell in a crashing market.

You probably don't need the money right now.

Wait a few months or years until this recovers. There is a window between this downturn and the eventual Germanic caliphate where you can take your money out of the market.
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>>61075091
It's RTS index, MICEX is more accurate when you want to know what happens with Russian economy.
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>>61074879
this.
de days the figures are on green I don't see this threads.
nothing is happening
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>>61077491
I'll be glad too. Once their god dies, they'll crawl back to God.
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>>61077648
weedman here, theres no recovering where we're going anon
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>>61077052
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9HvS_niU50
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>>61077648
>here is a window between this downturn and the eventual Germanic caliphate where you can take your money out of the market.

kek
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wont ISIS preveil with this?
If all of europe is struck with this crisis then it will easy to take

and generally speaking, white people are not prepared for fight
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Tumbling tumbling down
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>>61077773
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>Nasjew lowest since August
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>dow down 400 points

wew lad
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It's the end.
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It's all just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
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>>61077648

The problem is the whole portfolio is worth about 5 million but there are a bunch of people mentioned in the will (including me) which specifically stated the portfolio be sold and split between the heirs.
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>>61078219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVv1Su8oqvc
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TURN ON CNBC!!!

They literally sound like they're on suicide watch!
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What does this mean for my wife's son's future?
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>>61077324
Simply pointing out that the DJ is GROSSLY OVERVALUED!

I won't call it a correction till we get down to 10K.
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You cannot make this shit up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PndJjTCDJmw
and a day after he said this there's a market crash.
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up 600%, 400%, and 300% on my puts into the expiry today.

for a cool 6,000$

ask me anything
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>>61078449
This is um... actually the case.
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Denialfags on Suicide watch
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SWITZERLAND JUST CLOSED ALL MARKETS

ITS OVER

IT HAPPENED
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>>61078591
Wooot SAUCE
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>>61075854
you forgot the part were we hang all traitors and antifas
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BRITISH GUY ON CNBC DROPPING REDPILLS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

literally the only fuckers who are saying this will be okay have fucking jew noses.

It's over, it's fucking over guys.
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>>61078432
They're both going back to live with his rapper daddy one argument before the bank forecloses on you.
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>>61078539
how do I into invesment.
I'm not trying to be nthe wolf of wall street, just make some money
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ITS GOING DOWN
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>>61078683
thats not a good timing
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>>61078683

>buy low sell high
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>>61074879

There won't be a panic-collapse. That's why they're pumping money into the markets.

But the illusion of a vital world economy is fading. We're seriously staring another recession in the face here.
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>>61078674
Just fuck my life up
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>VIX up 12% already
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>>61078621
lmao nice id there fegt
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>>61078846
you made a great joke, we are satisfied with your skills. please go die
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>>61075029
No, everything is going to be just fine.


fiiiine
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>>61078900
I'm so sick of you drama queens saying that. It's seriously been 6 months of autistic fear-mongering.
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>>61078943
no sauce? gtfo then
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>>61075382

Read the article. They're closing the shitty ones and their experimental "corner store" shops while continuing to expand elsewhere.

Cutting losing locations out of your store lists is common sense.
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Why is the Chinese economy crashing?

Is this because of the USA?

I bought a lot of stocks, I lost like, $30,000HKD already.

Fuck.
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>>61078927
>17 % and climbing
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>>61079158
I lost $15k USD in my energy stocks this year.
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>>61079068
Yea bro. Falling revenue? nah shit bro it's under fucking control bro. I got this bro.
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>>61079228

Shit man, sorry to hear that.

Did you cut your losses or did you hold onto it?

It's go back up again, right?
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>>61078591

>fake and gay
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Only -320, happening fags BTFO
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>>61079158
>investing in Communism

serves it commie
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>>61075806

I bailed when it hit 1800 but if it makes you feel better I bought a ton of Bitcoin at 800 in 2013
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>>61078991

No, the autistic fearmongerers are the ones that keep going "WORLD GOING MAD" on these threads, day after day.

Recessions happen not generally from a radical crash in the economy, but a constant, gradual downturn. The world won't end, cities aren't going to burn, no riots in the streets.

That's what's happening, vs. "IT'S HAPPENING" autists. Unemployment will rise, people's finances will go to shit, and the stock market will stay down for a while until something comes along to deal with all the gluts in the market- oil, high warehouse inventories, high raw material inventories, etc. etc.
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>the VIX is climbing
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>>61077773

Yes. This is just right!
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>>61079356
uh huh.
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>some nigger starts smacking his lips on cnbc

stream closed.
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>>61079509

The debt ceiling is a big fat meme. With fiat currency, you will always have debt. And now that the markets are being flooded with fresh new money the debt is just going to keep climbing.
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>>61079509
I've seen this (implied) argument for 40 years. By what mechanism, exactly, does the US default on its sovereign debt? By what mechanism does the dollar enter a hyperinflationary devaluation?

I believe Keynes was the antiChrist as much as the next hard money man, but what is the scenario? There is no limit on that chart's vertical.
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>>61074572
So the shemitah is finally here
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>>61075190
muh nigga
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>>61078591
sauce?
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>>61079687
Well, the debt curve is now resembling an exponential function... You realize that all this market "growth" ca. Obammy's "recovery" is fueled by "cash" infusions from the fed?
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>>61075097
>>61075293

Well shit, they layer together perfectly in shoop.
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>>61079158
>I bought a lot of stocks
>I lost like, $30,000HKD already.
Who is the tin foil now? hahahhahahaha

This gunna be gud.
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>>61079797
See Japan. It's all been done already.
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>>61079356
>cities aren't going to burn, no riots in the streets.
I think you are underestimating the power of multiculturalism.

What do you think when the food stamps stop flowing or the welfare gets cut in half because of muh austerity?

>GIB GIB GIB GIB
>>
>>61079897

That was kinda my point. I completely agree with you.

Maybe I didn't make it clear enough or your reading comprehension needs work.
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>>61080041
It's already going back up, guys.
>>
Jew but true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sie11QXI_Q
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>>61080137
So you think it's sustainable, right?
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>>61074572
>Some number in red
>It's absolutely happening market collapse buy ammo asap m8
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>>61075190
I only play with Nazi Russia and Wrengel. Let it fall!
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>>61080448
> some numbers in red
> some numbers
> numbers

>>>/ovens/
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>>61079299
Nope, I had my shit set up to auto sell if It reached a certain point. I'd rather take the hit and work another year than retire and get totally fucked in the long run.

>It will go up again

I hope so brother. For all our sakes.
>>
>>61080378

Stop posting this shit graphic

> can't even read half the text
> biased ranges used to exaggerate curves
>>
so why economies are crashing?
what is the reason?
>>
>>61080378

No I don't. And neither do you, correct? I'm really confused.
>>
>>61080448
This is why France failed to succeed in finance.
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>>61079929
Irish intelligence on display.
>>
>>61074572
We recession nao
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>>61080577
They're not. The NASDAQ is already up 2% since this morning when they dipped.
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>>61079203
And?
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>>61080539
Ok, relax.
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>>61080695
i have this question

what really happened in 2008?

why was that?
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The happening is a slow and painful yada yada
Look I want the floor to fall out and every bubble to pop as much as the next guy but it isn't gonna happen.
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>>61080754
Lizard men forced banks to lend more money than they had in reserves.
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>>61080695
It's down -2.5% as of now. Where are you getting your numbers?
>checks flag
Oh, nevermind.
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>>61080840
without memes, pls
>>
>>61079982
Flat growth and zero inflation for a generation? What is your argument here?
>>
zerohedge is down eh guys
>>
>>61080754
Banks and investors were lending because they thought housing prices would keep exploding. Turns out they were wrong and a lot of these loans turned sour.
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>>61075854
>>61078664
You also forget the part were US "liberates" germany
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>>61080310
>Jew but true
His dad got thrown in to prison for going against the jew system.

He might be a jew but he have a genetically predisposition to have a soul.

Edeljude
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>>61080893
Bill Clintons fault actually. People don't want you to remember this but he basically forced all of the mortgage lenders to lower their standards.

When the variable rate mortgages went up all of these idiots buying homes (sometimes multiple homes) that couldn't afford them got BTFO.

Couple this with these mortgages because securitized and packed together with other debt to make them seem safe made a ton of shit toxic.

Couple this with insurance companies insuring that these loans would never go bad

Everyone involved lost billions
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>>61080952
wrong

"A home for every american" from Bill Clinton was the root cause.
>>
as far as im aware, the system is way too secure for any crash to happen again.
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>>61080952
>>61081052
thanks for your answers, now i have some knowledge
>>
Whoa, is this FRIGGIN legit?
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>>61080754
>what really happened in 2008?
It happened in 1913 mate
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>>61081093
I never said that the banks didnt have screwed invcentives. Learn to read.
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>>61081052
this led to a general "credit crunch" - where banks and institutions were not likely to offer loans because of all this shit. This led to the current situation.

They never actually fixed the fundamental issues and we are seeing the same things as before, but on a much wider scale.

Couple this with a declining middle class - therefore less consumption in general and the global economy is getting decimated slowly but surely.

There is no fix to any of these issues though, they can only keep trying to prop it up and wait till a republican takes office to blame them
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>>61081126
And I used to think Brits weren't funny
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>>61081231
lol i just hate how Clintons role in this is often forgotten and ebul greedy republicans get blamed.

It all goes back to clinton. They knew it would happen too - you'd have to be a retard to actually think the housing market would trend upwards infinitely and that these people wouldn't get fucked on defaults.


Antithesis + Thesis = synthesis

They create a problem and then give us a solution to further their goals.
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>>61081230
>the land of the free
>the home of the brave

Capitalism. it feels soooooo gooood
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>>61074973
AND THE FLAGS ARE ALL DEAD

AT THE TOP OF THEIR POLES
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>>61080754
When everybody owns something then nobody owns anything. You ever seen how some cities do garbage pickup where there are those big containers shared by four or five homes? They always create litter and rats. Because no one home owns the garbage container.

That is a CDO. Take 1000 mortgages and add up the value of 1000 mortgage payments for the next 30 years. Now add your estimates for inflation, house appreciation, and regional real estate demand.

Now sell the package to a /group/ of investors. They up the estimates and sell it again.

This starts to happen with more and more bundles of mortgages. The prices go higher but they keep selling. It's a bubble.

But no one cares because everyone assumes they will not be the last one in. Prices come unglued from reality. Deals start to cross one another. Some of the mortgages you sold in one bundle are also included in a bundle you just bought. Who owns the risk?

No one knew. Banks needed more mortgages to keep the bubble going, so they started handing out mortgages like fliers on the street. People got mortgages they could never pay back, but screw it, we need the bubble to go until we can get out.

Then payments started getting missed. Doubt spread, bubble burst, no one even knew who owed whom what. The FED mopped it up with $5 trillion new dollars to save the whole system and a lot of people got ruined.
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>>61081378
>>Capitalism. it feels soooooo gooood

>Capitalism
>To big to fail
Pick one.
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>>61081356
You are just as retarded if you think its just Clinton's fault.
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>>61081326
yank talking about humour
or was that an excuse to make a sarcy comment
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>>61081052
The law that enabled Clinton to do that was created under Jimmy Carter.
>>
DAILY REMINDER IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT A FIREARM DO SO IMMEDIATELY
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>>61081487
thats the problem. this sistem does not work and lead us to the biggest crisis possible.
bul there are no other ways. comunism has failed, anarchy can't work, and the left (at least in spain) is full of manchilds unable to think. they worry more for the micro-racism and shit like that, than these things
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>>61075190
FEST STEHT UND TREU DIE WACHT
DIE WACHT AM RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN
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>>61081547
Braindead jimmy made zero decisions.

>>61081519
Obviously not you fucking incomprehensible retard. Clinton set it all up - you think its a coincidence that him and Shillary are always found to be doing things against our interests? Clinton is also just a puppet - there is proof he was blackmailed by a jewish billionaire hahah
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>>61075262
Lol who cares
>>
>>61081850
Not gonna argue with /pol/ retards about economics
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>>61081699
>thats the problem
And that has nothing to do with capitalism.
>this sistem does not work and lead us to the biggest crisis possible.
By design. If you want global change you need to have a global crisis to justify that change.

>bul there are no other ways. comunism has failed, anarchy can't work, and the left (at least in spain) is full of manchilds unable to think. they worry more for the micro-racism and shit like that, than these things
You can what ever system you want and its still going to fail if you have a group of people that spends a ridiculous amount of their resources on subverting it.

Remove privately owned central banks and capitalism would be just fine.
>>
>>61081940
lel u should poor fag
also PAY DEBTS U INBRED
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>>61081943
I have my honours bachelors of business admin and worked on the sell side.
And you're exactly right, you're not going to argue anything because there is nothing to argue

You said it wasn't all bill clintons fault - i responded with no shit but he clearly had a hand to play in it all.

Get gassed you stupid burger
>>
>>61074572
>Didn't even notice 2008 thanks to more important things like watching anime.
>Entertainment benefits during a depression.

Downsides?
>>
>>61082098
no
Pay reps
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>>61075029

The happening actually became real when QE stopped and the Baltic Dry index collapsed. Any potential for a bull market is done.

>No demand from Trade
>No demand from wages
>No demand from Government.

The Elites have managed to eliminate every safeguard from themselves, and now the world is done. There will be no Roosevelt this time to bail out mankind.
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>>61081940
PAY DEBNTS
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>>61082160
Never said it wasn't Clinton's fault. Just not stupid enough to think that its exclusively his fault.

Also
>working sell side
>in Canada
Have fun with your 50k a year
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>>61082208
kek we are. u instead are poor laz fucks who cant get money. how do you even can post on 4chan? does greece have internet?
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IT'S TOO LATE . THANKS TO GOD THAT I'M A MONKEY AND I CAN LIVE IN A FORREST
>>
when do they start throwing themselves out windows and shit
is that the level of happening we're talking?
>>
BUY THE DIP, GOYYIM
>>
Is there any stock I can buy into that's down right now because of this that will shoot back up?
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>>61082301
hahah you clearly don't know how it works. If someone can schmooze and convince enough of the institutional prop guys you can make a killing.

I already knew a ton of the people I had to "court" so my life was pretty easy. I literally went out to restaurants and parties for a living.
>>
>>61078509

>no JSE

:'(
>>
>>61082332
How about you stop with the "pay debts" meme and defend your women from ahmed.
>>
DOW BELOW 16K

HERE WE GO BOYS
BLACK FRIDAY CONFIRMED
DOWN OVER 400 POINTS
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>>61082587
what meme?

u have to pay ur debts fucking lazy bastard
>>
>>61082587
Bring those bantz souvlaki bro
>>
If no one has money, then where'd it all go?
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>>61074572
>>
>>61082719
to the jews
>>
>>61082587
Who the fuck is ahmed?
>>
>>61082587
>stop with the may mays
>posts may may
>>
>>61082587
no no
he IS ahmed
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>>61082332
>does greece have internet?
No I am stealing from Bulgarias wifi
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>>61082719

controlling the supply of money is the responsibility of the central bank.

macroeconomics 101
>>
>>61082486
The markets are bad, but it's not "commit sudoku now" levels yet.

We might see that if we hit double digit percent losses. The Great Depression was kicked off with a 20% drop over two days.
>>
>>61082719
2008 and what we will see again soon is literally just a redistribution of wealth. Its much more effective and subtle than anything people associate with that type of activity.

The middle class is dangerous to those pulling the strings. The thing you'll notice about any socialistic type of governance is that sure they rise up the super poor to higher levels, but they bring down the middle class to meet them....all the while they further engrain themselves at the top
>>
>>61082855
kekd

>>61082848
stop posting may may
>posts may may

mine isnt a meme, its the truth
PAY THE DEBTS DUDE
>>
>>61081481
Thats a hell of a good example
>>
>>61082554
>implying working on the sell-side and a BA degree is anything to brag about
Sell-side research and S&T is dead, kiddo.
>>
>>61082857
>>61082886
I only expected memes, but come out of the thread less of an idiot. Thanks.
>>
>>61082642
How are we gonna pay something that we can't pay? Also why are you sitting in your computer while muhammad is raping your wife? Are you some kind of a lazy bastard?
>>
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>>61083101
>wife
>>
>>61083188
Fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>61083101
>wife
> in 2016

kekd my friend.

mohammed also is in greece too but ur also poor.
u have to suck his cock to get money.
fucking greesy greece
>>
>>61082976
I did say "worked" as in previously. And an honours bach of biz admin is all you need (don't pretend its anything similar to an actual bullshit BA). MBA's are literally scams unless its harvard or you have a STEM undergrad.

I'm long retired mate. Reminder that insider trader is very common and useful. Everyone does it ; ^ )
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Just coming here to remind you that Schiff was right, CNBC earlier today apologized and said he was right as well lmao.
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>>61081994
Physically Remove Jews
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>>61083279
just stop pretending that you know what you are talking about
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>>61082216
>Roosevelt
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>>61083101
Brazil dont haves enough kebabs turkroach cuckolded cuck
>>
can someone tldr what's happening and what would be the result of it.
>>
>>61083403
>is upset he had no friends in Capital markets and M&A

hahaha why don't you stuff some more burgers down the hatch...it might be a good distraction from never being able to cash in
>>
>>61075029
We've seen gradual decreases for like a week with no end in sight. The Happening is no longer a singular cliff jump, but a long, steady roll down a mountain.
>>
>>61083533

Markets in chaos territory since 2016 start (and fed hike) every economic data so far points at recession.

Everything is falling, reminder that if you are not in gold already you are fucked.
>>
So can anyone versed in economics or business describe what would happen if the Dow dropped back down to say, 6,000? Isn't this a good thing because the market's correcting back to where it should be?
>>
I dont like to say "I told you so"

But I feel like I'll be saying "I told you so" a lot in the next couple of months.

Though, I'm also pretty sure that my bank is gonna get itself in some serious trouble in the next couple of months. That sucks I guess.
>>
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How much lower can it go?
>>
will this affect my comfy neet life sponging off others
>>
THANKS CHINA :^)
>>
>>61083748
nah bruv your bennies be k
>>
>>61083706

>How much lower can it go?

About 16K points, did you really have to ask?
>>
>recession happens
>remove bankers
No more recession amiright?
>>
>>61083869
Look guys we got a genius!
>>
>>61083633
Why would gold be worth anything if the economy crashed?

>guy trying to buy food with gold
>>
>>61075854
>not doing anything to stop it
>dreaming
kraut pls; do something!
>>
>lel this thread again
>it's entertaining at least
>check yahoo finance
>all dat red on all the markets
Holy shit, markets really are kill! Please just crash already.
>>
Could you imagine how fucked this would be if Bernie gets elected on top of all of this?

Bernie would literally kill our country if he was elected now.
>>
>>61083870

you solved it dude, paradigm shift
>>
>>61081699
>this sistem does not work

The system works fine for the people who control and reinforce it (eg the ultra rich). It's everyone else that's getting getting screwed over.
>>
>>61075799
Its almost as if you believe by saying it wont happen its not gonna happen.
Rome fell, dont think we wont. Humanity is doomed, not because we want it to be doomed but because it is dooming itself.
>>
>>61083953
>not knowing how gold works

lmao m8
>>
>>61084001
like blacks and students care about anything other than gibmedats
>>
Everyone will buy up as soon as its cheap enough and and inflate it higher than before.

Join the train and buy as soon as the drop slows if you want an easy 5-15 percent.
>>
>>61084001
Just please don't nuke anything when it happens.
>>
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>>61084153
>BUY THE FUCKING DIP fags
>>
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>>61083870

well, its worked for drugs and terrorism so im sure it will work for bankers
>>
>>61079356
Nobody claims its the end, its just the end of the world as you know it. Not just that, but the collapse as 'the happening' shows it to be WILL happen. Regardless how hard you scream it wont or how hard we scream it will, it will happen eventually, no matter what we do.
Shit will go down, why? Because thats how the ball rolls. We both know this is a carefully crafted plan and it is working exactly like it is supposed to.
The crash that follows will eventually go up (if we are that lucky), but thousands, millions will die in the process.
>no it wont-
Yes, they will die and yes it will happen, doesnt matter if its next week or in a thousand years time; humanity and the system we are 'used' to WILL end. Done, no need to argue about it further, thats just the way it is.
-
Rome fell.
>>
>>61084275
>>61084153
I think I'm sitting out on this one. This doesn't feel like a repeat of last September. Good luck to you guys, though.
>>
>>61083953
>not eating gold
someone is new
>>
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>>61081126
I'm rather sure thats what they always think and say, before they are wrong and they die
>>
STATUS? anyone?
>>
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>>61084206

I don't know Poland, Germany is already saying you could use a little......freedom :)
>>
we 15k now

>>61084001

Would that really be the worst thing though ? if he ends up trashing everything it will be a real smack in the face for everyone that voted him in
>>
>>61084696
No nukes pls. And make sure to only bomb the guvmint stuff.
Then you can liberate us or annex or whatever.
>>
>>61084686
Fed is keeping DOW support around 16,000. Happening will come before closing bell when everyone decides to get out before the weekend.
>>
>>61084868
http://www.investing.com/indices/us-30
>>
>>61084868
Ah yes it's Friday of course. This just got more interesting.
>>
>>61084868

I can only imagine the trading rooms an hour before the 3 day close, shitstorm incoming?
>>
>>61083869

Fuckin dork
>>
>>61085032
3 day close?
>>
>>61085233
Floor is closed monday for MLK
>>
>>61085233
Martin Luther Coon day is a federal holiday. Market is closed.
>>
>>61085449
>>61085368
If US market is closed for the day, what about the rest of the world?
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