DOW DOWN 200 IN PRE MARKET
THIS IS THE BIG ONE BOYS
WE OPEN AT 930AM
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH. OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME.
>tfw (you)'s are being handed out ez
hey fags stop saying lol
Remember how the world's finances were supposed to completely crash last September? Remember how they didn't?
Happeningfags will be BTFO for the 564365th time.
NOT A HAPPENING. STOP WASTING PEOPLE TIME WITH THE STOCK MARKET. THE HAPPENINGS ARE WHAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF THE ECONOMY, NOT THE ECONOMY ITSELF. ONLY CALL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION HAPPENINGS.
Wages in America have been stuck for almost 40 years.
All stock market fluctuations amount to are rich investment fucks losing gambling money, and poorly invested 401ks getting hurt and pension funds getting fucked that shouldn't have been playing the market to begin with.
>I am actually an economist with a degree.
So is Varoufakis or whatever.
If anything, people with degrees in economy know less about economy than most others.
September is when if you were smart you have started to devest yourself from the market. The happening came true instead of the Jewish new years it was the Goy calendar. Still fucking happening.
>economist with a degree
that's like someone saying they have a climatology degree
they can pull shit out of their ass all they want
be wrong 100% of the time
and still be a huge success in their field
How the cunting buggerfuck do you take advantage of these oil changes in price. It was goddam 120 dollars a barrel at one point.
Surely if fucking oil is changing in price something will happen at some point that will be big.
It happened around 2002 and 2009, see a patern, Heinrich?
That's exactly how I feel too. Good time to scoop everything up I'd reckon.
I'm no Greek economists though.
not for western nations. america, the uk, canada,\
its killing the oil industry here and that is kinda making any opec nation public enemy number one even if they are a ally
war with the saudis should correct this fast. they stop production because we say so after that
you still think bitcoins have a future? looks pretty ded to me
lmao I feel sorry for the people that bought loads of them at peak, I remember seeing a live feed of thousands of bitcoins being sold at once
if that was true economists across the country would have been canned when the 2007/2008 crash happened
and you can't find a climate model from a decade or 2 or 3 ago that was correct
Most of my assets are in metals anyway so w/e.
Its not a question about if it happens but when. With a FIAT system it ALWAYS happens eventually.
Don't believe me? Fine, i don't really care. Have fun being bail-in'd
IT'S NOT A LOSS UNTIL YOU SELL
UNTIL YOU SELL
OH FUCK NVM SELL SELL SELL
WTF IS HAPPENING
THANK YOU BASED CRASHI CHAN
mfw comfy government job and hopefully property price crash because chinks cant buy houses anymore
no its down 356 points now not just 200. markets not even open yet. use the link germany.
got like 30 more minutes until the fed tries damage control. but companies offloading shares can be a bit much to handle with the volume and all
we need to stay strong brother. be strong for the family.
Most of the world's markets stocks (including Apple, etc.) are held in a system called Computershare. It's an Aussie system developed by a Melbourne-based company.
All your stocks are belong to us.
God damn the futures are down 400 points
It's going to be a ROUGH day; I'm so glad I sold earlier on Monday and went to a cash/bond position :^)
ID closest to cuck gets their country stuffed with refugees.
Noice. It's gonna be so nice once our economy crashes. We can finally stop deceiving ourselves into think we're a contender country and go back into our little comfy corner of the world. I'm a govjobfag too, so I'm just sitting back and getting comfy as all this happens.
Investment grade bonds; muni bonds are the shit when you have a lot of money because it's tax free money
Do NOT buy Puerto Rican muni bonds for obvious reasons. Ladder them at 1/3/5 maturities as well
Just wait a bit, no reason to jump the gun. The feds may interrupt any second now to prevent more panic.
It went from -2.5 to 2.4 now. So lets wait a bit, but -5 really is my breakoff point.
You know what, I can live with that.
I still don't get what the + and - before the number means. what is the number representing, like, how much it's worth? All I know is if it's red, has a - in front of it, and is a big number, I can get excited
Y'all a bunch of economically financially illiterate morons.
This is a correction from QE artifically proping up the market for years. China was just the spark to set off a bear market. Shit goes up and down. Short everything or buy certain ETFs to make profits.
I think that the feds may be coming close to the limit of their powers, they are struggling to contain this probably. It still is down. FUCKING AWESOME. ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
Lets see how this volume and general hugefuckamount of bad shit they will handle now.
Just answer the fucking question pls.
Apologies. Here's a man wearing the death start instead