the french invented the guillotine during the french revolution

>>61068136
ethnic bombs

Lampshades made of soap

gas chambers

probably a stupidly overcomplex gun

Rapeutine

Its a hekatonkheires fisting machine

>>61068136
Das Sausage.

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>>61068136
This would be too good for merkel

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Why inventing something new. We have a rich history of killing assholes

>>61068136
the french never invented the guillotine... they merely adjusted an existing death machine to make it more efficient...

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>>61068531
I'm with you. We need medieval methods to deal with traitors

>>61068136
>what will the germans invent?

More refugee housing.

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>>61068136
Murderous Masturbation Machines

Der Hahnrei

A human sized drill, with the person being strung infront of it. The drill is then very slowly entering the person through the rectum and slowly but steadily moving its way up to the persons mouth.

>>61068136
Gas chamber disguised as a shower room

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They don't need to invent anything.
The MG42/MG3 is all you need.

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>>61068745
Oh you evil bastards.

By the way, can't you go to jail just because of that post?

>>61068888
Quads of truth.

>>61068136
I guess Solidaritätszuschlag für Flüchtlinge.

nothing because the race war is a meme that will never happen.

>>61068605
That's how things are invented, retard. Humans aren't gods who create things from void.

>>61068136
Nothing 85% still love her. Dont make fake hope.

>>61068933
I am currently sitting in jail for giving soup to refugees which wasn't cold enough for them. They burned their tongues and went to the police.

>>61068136
hopefully a bunch of improved ovens

>>61069096

>france doesn't post in the thread until their contribution to beheading technology is challenged

Mid kek

>>61069186
you mean not getting behind easy
states that say nothing specific

>>61069251
I'm sorry Hans.

>>61068136
Dead in the eyes.
Puffy vengeance
Mouth like a marionette

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>61068379
simply ebin my friend

>>61068136
a huge brown dildo to further fuck themselves with

>>61068136

What? The French didn't really invent the guillotine. There were things pretty much like it before the French Revolution. The krauts had a thing called a planke I believe that was pretty much the same thing, and that went back to the 1500's, I think.

>>61068136
The super gas chamber.

Kills twice the number of people at once while using 25% the usual amount of Zkylon B. Truly a marvel of german engineering.

>>61068605
In addition to the "that's how things are invented" argument, it wasn't so much about effectivity as doctor Guillotine looking for an execution method that lined up with the values of liberalism: one that would be as fast as painless as possible. A sharp blade with a specific curve falling down at rapid speeds would quickly decapitate the condemned, ideally even before they realize the blade made contact with their skin.

Considering prior execution methods could be pretty brutal and designed to extend suffering (sawing, Judas craddle, crushing, quartering, burning etc.) the guillotine succeeded in its job. In fact, it was only outlawed in the 1970s when the death penalty was abolished in France (unsurprisingly, the last man to be guillotined in France was an arab).

>>61069987
Eh, if they wanted to kill anyone they'd just give them a Wolkswagon to drive.

>>61069026
Im sure your grandfather thought the same thing g during the 1930's, Paweł.

>>61068289
underrated post

>>61069251
If you gave soup to refugees, you deserve it

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>>61068136

the cultural enrichment fields

>>61071170
What was the context of that again?

>>61071226
it was in egypt, a dutch report got groped

>>61068136
Louis did not try to ruin their country. They were just in massive debt and enlightenment principles were catching hold of society.

I hate it when people think they can just summarize history when knowing literally nothing of the subject

>>61068136
I don't know but it will be extremely overengineered and overdesigned.

>>61068136
>guillotine

refugees are a walking guillotine

>>61071170
>>61071226
>>61071258
Once again, we see the dangers of cultural provincialism. Had this happened in the Netherlands I would be outraged, but in Egypt... she should've known better.

Why stray to a far corner of the world, outside of the highly visited and secured touristic areas mind you, and be surprised when you end up getting raped? Doesn't she know how Egyptian culture works? If you're a woman then you cover yourself up and never leave the house unaccompanied by a man. If you need to take a taxi, you sit in the back rather than in the front.

This is how their culture works: don't do this and they "can" rape you because you're a whore that's asking for it.

She's just as stupid as the retarded Americans who order a coffee in France, pick a table and end up surprised the coffee is more expensiv than what's listed on the menu.

>Inb4 shitskin
I'm merely applying the same standards to Westerners in the Middle East as to Middle Easterners in the West.

>>61068136

Dunno either this >>61071412

or super squeky clean making shower apparatus. So clean you die.......

>>61068136
zyklon b

>>61068136
Public rape racks so that the refugees feel welcome and have easy access to German women.

..king louis didn't try to ruin the country you fuck.
do some research.

>>61068136
new bull preperation methods

>>61072309
He started out as an Enlightened Despot and was pretty popular for it, but after the Bastille storming (which itself resulted from the unwillingness of the establishment to give the Bourgeoise equal votes to the nobility and clergy) he became counterrevolutionary and tried to flee to Austria, to ask his father in law to invade his own fucking country.

He ruined the country by, in an attempt to betray it, dragging it into multiple prolonged wars. The entire Revolutionary and Napoleonic wars were about one thing and one thing only: the monarchs of Europe pissing their pants at the thought of they themselves being dragged to the guillotine and having their monarchies abolished in favor of a Republic.

>Muh Napoleon though
And he was never accepted as part of the Balance of Power. That is because he embodied everything the monarchs hated about the revolution the most: a nobody from the armpit of France becoming its emperor through skill, competence and opportunity.

So yes, Louis did ruin the country. Had he done something akin to the Orléanists later on (or if Philippe Égalité had been king instead) then the messiest parts of the Revolution could have been avoided.

Though he's not entirely to blame. The biggest problem was that the nobility still existed despite being horrible outdated, and the clergy was too focused on the temporal rather than the spiritual, their domain of specialization.

>>61071412
What is this? A useless anti ship weapon ? Surely the creator of this must have realized that this would never be OK'd by Jorge barring it being a lame anti driods weapon. Especially when the reference next to is a human that it might eviscerate

We will put her in a glass cage, bound to the floor, in the middle of Berlin. This glass cage will have a "spit hole", inviting any pedestrians to spit on her.
School classes will not have mandatory concentration camp visits anymore, but mandatory Merkel Spitting visits.
She will be force fed the healthiest of foods and be treated with the best medications, and trying the latest age prolonging drugs - letting her become 200+ years of age so that from 2016 till ~2150 many many Generations of Germans will take part in what will have become a tradition.

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>>61073638

>>61073638

That's the Deutschland we all know and love

>>61073206
It´s a guillotine for beheading people with a laser field instead of a metal blade. George was very much involved in the production of later The Clone Wars episodes so the knew this.

>>61068136
they invented political correctness when jew-controlled leftists took power, like during french revolution.

>>61068136
after he tried to ruin their country.. sure

french revolution fucked everything

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>>61068136

>gigantic titanium pantzar concrete wall
>merkel isolated against the wall
>this thing

>>61068136
>Tried to ruin his country
The King was redpilled as fuck.

The liberals only killed him because he was starting to become more and more anti-kike

>>61068190
>>61068204
B-b-but the Jews invented that.

>>61068136
autistically complex rube goldberg guillotine

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The Germans will make a new award, and name it after Merkel. There's an opening in peace awards, since the Nobel Peace Prize is a fucking joke.

Nope, Louis was BASED.

>>61077201
sauce?

>>61072830
>The biggest problem was that the nobility still existed despite being horrible outdated,

Meh ,if anything Louis XVI just inherited the massive debt due to his predecessor bullshit war. Nobility wasn't that bad ,it was just it was enormously cousining (?) with other noble and royal families of enemies country.

That and you have traitorous intellectuals (fucking voltaire) working to undermine Catholicism because he was a butthurt protestant.
The whole French Révolution was such a messy show of violent retards. A litteral Frogout

>>61068136

They already imported what'll fuck Germany to death, it's just a matter of when Merkel gets to be enriched by it.

>>61068136
Merkel is the sorriest looking old cunt I've ever seen, next to Feinstein and Clinton.

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>>61068136
Why has nobody executed this bitch yet? Hell I'll fucking fly over, skin the bitch, burn her and hang her in her own office with Traitor written in her blood. That'll be the spark where the people of Europe let loose on that nationalism and kill/deport these muslim fucks from the motherlands.

>>61078038
Yeah, sure you will, internet tough guy.

>>61068136
https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow
Bagger 288 will be used to dispose of Merkel and the mudslimes.

>>61078038
then why not go after the source of all of this trouble, george soros, the rothshilds and such? merkel is just a puppet. a pawn. replaceable.

you need to strike at the cause of the problem, not one of multiple symptoms.

>>61068136
A spine, hopefully.

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>>61078170
Just wait canacuck, once Donald Trump is elected that mark will be made. Enough with your leftist progressive Marxist bullshit. EU traitors along with US politicians all need a great cleansing with blood and fire. But we can't do that here because the police are lunatics, but in Germany they're pussi died by the Muslim pigs so executing this bitch would be a cakewalk, now go on typing a clever response on your MacBook you faggot.

>>61078337
Because everything needs to have a start. Germany police force is occupied at the moment meaning Merkel is unprotected. A spark is needed to get Europe to lunge at these rapefugee goatfuckers.

>Strip her down naked
>Give her a bag of food and some water bottles
>Toss her in a helicopter
>Fly to Syria
>Drop her off
>Before you leave say "I hope you enjoy Syrians as much as they will enjoy you"
>Fly away

An even bigger railroad cannon that can shoot Merkel's ass out of it over the horizon.

>>61077627
>Nobility wasn't that bad
That depended on the individuals, but the problem is that they were horrible outdated yet still demanded power. The origins of nobility lay with the medieval knightly classes and higher nobles who could summon certain numbers of knights to fight under their banner. During the later stage of the 100 years war, Charles le Victorieux created a professional standing army in hopes of avoiding the petty squabbles of nobles and infighting that allowed Henry V to damn near grab the throne for himself if he didn't literally shit himself to death. By the time of the Revolution they had become a leisure class, no longer useful for the role they originall had in society. Yet they somehow demanded the right to overrule the votes of the bourgeoise (who could often be richer than these nobles) purely because of birth. Hence the storming of the Bastille.

If Louis XVI just went on ruling form there on instead of fleeing to Varennes, everything could've been peachy. He'd still be king, he'd just have to deal with a nobility that's effectively eliminated and a bourgeoise that has become the dominant social force in the legislative organ of France. If Louis XVI could simply deal with the de fact abolition of the nobility (but not the monarchy) everything would've been great.

>>61068136
A wonderful machine called "Ze Rapen De Scrapen."

>>61078775
Kek, he died being a fat fuck, watch your pudding intake anons, you'll end up shitting yourself to death.

>>61078600
but once that starts, the sources will all escape into their heavily protected bunkers and stay on guard. you'll lose your chance for a surprise attack.

you remove merkel, they replace her with merkel 2.0 and nothing will change.

>>61078775
Ah yeah I see what you mean ,with the "Dress nobility" where you could earn your nobility by being filthy rich ,the formation of a regular army ,more united than the feudal system of the middle ages and the major boom in education thanks to the industrial revolution it couldn't be helped.

Yeah the king fleeing was the last straw. You didn't kill kings at the time.

Man been a while since I make some research on the subject. Any book you know about it since you seem fairly knowledgeable about the subject ?

>>61068136
throw her in a pit with a pack of rabid starving migrants

video tape the proceedings

>>61078644
>implying anyone would touch her

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>>61078988
True. But it should be given that these fiends walk around with heavy security, I'm talking about secret snipers and armed guards wherever they go. It would just be really risky at striking down one of those mon sterling but with Merkel a western-wise purge can happen...only for them to plot to get to this again.

>>61068136
ORDER

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66

Dachau 2, electric boogaloo.

>>61077065
underrated post