Why are people in urban zones more likely to be left wing /pol/?
Because lack of self reliance.
When you live in the country, you are responsible for everything in your life. Repair your own house, plow your own driveway, police are half an hour away, so provide your own security. Control your own pests, tend your own lawn, no busses or trains so provide your own transportation.
When you rent in the city, providing everything is the responsibility of someone else, and this creates a mentality that someone else should fix all your problems and provide for all your wants, which is the foundation of leftism.
Leftism is the political philosophy of children.
This is like seriously, bad. I mean it's not just normal bad, it's absurdly insanely bad. Not a single of these scenarios ever fucking happened, some 5 year old being a sassy and intelligent person one upping all the terrible adults and other people etc?
Does this person not have anything better to do than write terrible fantasy stories about how superior and cool they are than normal people, like I don't know, hanging themselves or drinking bleach?
This is it and it is why increasing birthrates and growing population isn't going to save anything. Humanity is moving towards ever increasing percentage of the population living in urban areas. There is no more frontier and so we are becoming weaker and more complacent and accepting of dependence on the state.
Cities are unatural environments. Many citizens lose contact with reality. Gutting an animal and eating it should be mandatory in school programs. You would see less vegans and other bullshits around.
The "Grandfather called me a faggot" one is just cut off. The rest of it is him insisting that it wasn't his fault that his mom got angry and embarrassed by his grandfather calling him on his faggotry.
Keep in mind this is the guy whose mom committed suicide and he's convinced it wasn't his fault at all. I'm partially convinced that this comic is just clever satire. I honestly can't tell.