What day is it?

15/1/2016

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>>61067211
The ides of january?

>>61067211


Yeeehah!

FAT FUCKING SHAMING FRIDAY

Also known as the day I don't eat until sunset.

January 15th, 2016. Fucking Britainistan trying to bait an america shitpost thread.

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>tfw actual fat fetish

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>>61067211
Before this thread gets filled with depressing images of hambeasts shitting themselves, remember that even the Based God of Fat Shaming himself used to be overweight.

You can change anon, you just have to believe you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OID49_IDdRM

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>>61067567

>>61067770
moar pls

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>>61067770

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>>61067977

>>61067383
So are we going to shame the fatties? I'll start.

I hate when you need to get past in a grocery/shopping aisle, but you know that if you say "excuse me" they'll make a half ass attempt to try turn sideways to let you past, even though there's clearly still not even enough room for a child to get past. Not just shopping aisles though, the cunts take up 2-4 seats on public transport (sometimes the cunts sit in the ones designed for 4 normal sized healthy people to sit in) whilst there are 10 normals standing because there aren't any seats. You see the cunts that take up 2 seats move over slightly so to make it look like they're making an effort, when really they're still taking up 1.5 seats.

Then there's the fact that it's fucking unhealthy.
I don't care if they die, unless if it's a friend or family member of course. The problem I have with it being unhealthy is that they take up hospital beds that could be being used for people who are genuinely hurt/sick, i.e. a non-preventable illness. In Ausland, we have free medical care, and so these cunts use up billions (see http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/the-fat-4-billion-a-year-bill-for-obesity-in-our-hospitals/news-story/79314d7745d5a61fab33daf33c346d91) of taxpayers dollars being fat, which could easily be fixed if they weren't such fat cunts. Additionally, with limited hospital beds, it means that if you break your arm, you'll probably get pushed in front of by some fat cunt who's having his 3rd heart attack.

I'm not even shaming them, I'm calling them out on being a burden to society, and I can only do it here, because if I said it anywhere else, I'd get abused for "fat shaming" (aka stating the facts).

>>61067978

This makes me want to never touch pizza again

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>>61068061
look at this image and vomit

>>61067395
16th of February 2016. you silly tacoburger

>>61068061

Fatties are the reason I don't sit on public transportation. They will always come and sit next to me because they can take up half of my seat as well. Sitting is bad for you anyway.

I unfortunately (see flag) have fatties in my family. The first time I saw a picture of my cousin I said "god she's fat." My aunt said "she's a big girl." Both are overweight by American standards, which means they're fucking obese everywhere else but Mexico.

Fatties though are more likely to be infertile, perhaps making this a temporary thing in our society. They'll all die out soon.

And finally, fatties might as well be lepers with their huge dripping sores. It shows on the outside how fucked up they really are, which is a good thing since we find out on site to stay away. Other assholes aren't as easy to spot.

>>61067709
A julius fleshlight?
Sign me up.

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>>61068333
>Fatties though are more likely to be infertile, perhaps making this a temporary thing in our society. They'll all die out soon.

>fat is genetic

>>61067254
You did it wrong Mohammad:
1/15/16
;^)

>>61067567
>tfw it's been 4 weeks and I've only lost 6 pounds.

I'm trying to lose 2 pounds every week. I'm 214 pounds so far and want to lose 40-60 pounds by the summer.

>>61068448

MEDIUM/SMALL/LARGE

AMERICANS WILL DEFEND THIS XD

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>eat 3 large pizzas
>order diet coke

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>>61068061
lol

That's more to do with your retarded healthcare system being shitty and unfair. We don't ever run out of hospital beds here and we've got more fat people than you.

I figured /pol/ has become to PC for this shit.

>>61067211
Hnngg dat high test

>>61067211
Would this whale be able to stand up unassisted if pushed down?

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FAT SHAMING FRIDAY!!!

>>61068130
Pizza is a vegetable though. Pizza is healthy. Don't you want to eat healthy?

>>61068659
>tfw your house nigger doesn't know how to vacuum

>>61068492
Stick with it man, you'll get there.

>>61068753
thinks he can suck out milk and lose weight

i used to be 280 pounds at 6'2".

i've been sitting around 200 pounds for almost a year.

i'm not technically obese, just overweight. and i still got these unsightly jelly rolls hanging off me.

i'm so close to getting fit and sexy, but i just can't bother to diet and exercise one more month. i'm so burned out.

thanks for reading my blog, friends.

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>>61068661
>someone, somewhere (you know where) actually believes this

>>61067211
Ohh boy i missed these threads

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>>61068950
Don't forget the tip, goy.

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My mother in law is the worst piece of fatkind I've ever had the displeasure of having to deal with. I'm so glad she's out of our lives

>>61067770
The next stage of human evolution
>The next stage of human evolution

>>61068918

Stop eating.

Just stop.

See if you can make it to 9:00 a.m. without eating anything. Do that for a few days, then go for noon. Drink coffee if you need to. Now go for 3:00 p.m. We're cookin' with GAS! Final leg of the tour, go until dinner.

Eat once a day. You can eat whatever the fuck you want to, but just once a day. Try. 9:00 a.m. Just try.

>>61069088
Can't that cause your body to go into "panic mode" and start storing fat, making you gain even more weight?

>>61069088
That actually makes you fatter.

Not even shitting you. Your body has a mechanism that stores fat easily when food is scarce.

>>61068540
Its a pretty good system. It's turning to shit because the current government is trying to run it as a business instead of a public asset and asians/islanders abuse it instead of going to a gp like they are supposed to.

>>61069220

Nope. It's a lie.

There's plenty of shekels to be made by keeping people at the food trough. The three meals a day, breakfast is the most important, "starvation mode," all bullshit.

9:00 a.m.

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disgusting

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>>61069088
>>61069304

this advice

>>61069277

It's called intermittent fasting.

One of a ton of articles.

http://www.ptreyeslight.com/article/benefits-intermittent-fasting

JUST TRY
9:00 a.m.

Can you go until 9:00 a.m. without eating, or have you already had your first snack?

>>61068918
Just take a walk for 30+ minutes everyday, that's how one of my buddies went from fat to lanky

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>>61069168

>>61069366
It's not bad advice. It'll weed out the weak genetics, leaving only the best genetics for dumblr. Survival of the strongest landwhale familia.

>1/15/16
>15/1/16
>Not realizing that 2016/01/15 is superior in every way

>>61069536

>Amerishit #1
Yo family what's the date today?

>You
2016 bro!
I guess it is better

>>61068255
kek

>>61068333
I know sitting's bad, but I can't be fucked standing for an hour at the start of the day, fucks with my legs. When I see a fat person approach, I normally spread my legs such that I take up my full seat, they normally go try find somewhere else to sit.

>They'll all die out soon
>Implying it's genetic
I do get your point though, I'm just having a laugh, don't get defensive alright m8.

>>61068540
It's not unfair really, however I know my last point only applied to the majority of developed nations in the world, so I see your point.

>>61069088
Whenever I'm gonna go on a fast, the first 3 days are insanely hard, but after I get over the "hump" it's easy. Do you know any tips on suppressing appetite for those 3 days?

>>61069536
I'll usually do this just use a three letter abbreviation for the month

2016 Jan 15

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>>61068536
fucking no

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>moon bigmac power!

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>>61069088
Horrible fucking advice

you can't just turn off fat storage like a fucking light switch by starving yourself. this ain't no africa.

>>61069569
look at the guy laughing to the left kekekek

>>61068536
Does that look like cheese to other non Americans? Looks like a way to dark shade of yellow to me. I think you Americans are eating poison fake food.

>>61069831
looks like sharp cheddar based on the crumblyness

extra sharp cheddar is my favorite cheese

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>>61069809
shitlord

>>61069831
it's "cheese product" m8, pic related

>>61067254
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>>61069536

Come on guys, it's 2016-01-15, how are you NOT using the ISO-8601 standard for telling the date and time?

>>61070058
>come on guys, how are you not using the standard for telling the date that you're already using, just making slightly easier for the retarded Americans you work with to understand
Australia

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>>61069919
>Google it
>it's fucking real

>>61069919
Ahahahah

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>>61069906
It looks like a Lego brick. Pic related is NZ cheddar cheese.

>>61070205
I don't joke about people's health

>>61069647

Everyone is different of course, but this is what has worked for me.

Understand though, I'm a gigantic pussy and drink water/coffee/tea (no milk or sugar of course). That helps a lot. And I've never made it to three days solid so I don't really know. But some general advice follows.

Stay very busy.

Go in with the right mindset. You know this already but it is easy to forget. You decided to do this and you're going to. It's like quitting smoking, you just do it.

These long fasts have been done in Orthodox Christianity, Hinduism, Sikhism, and Buddhism for generations. Monks do a 24 hour fast every day and many live to be very old. The Hindus probably hold the fasting records though.

As long as you drink enough water you'll be fine.

P.S. how's Yokota?

>>61069569
>A apple
>A

>>61070356
>Monks do a 24 hour fast every day and many live to be very old. The Hindus probably hold the fasting records though.
someone post this on tumblr, it might kill some landwhales

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>>61070260
Dafuq NZ

You niggaz are cray!

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>>61070464

>>61070436
how come many landwhales have qt faces

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>>61070476
what the fuck

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>>61070498
They are only cute while they are young.

>>61070341
>people's health
That's not health, that is Darwinism at its finest.

I am 6' 7" but i used to weigh 350 lbs. I knew this shit was bad for me and girls didn't even look interested in me so I decided to go on a verry low calorie diet. Right now I am eating 500 or less calories a day and IIhave dropped to 325 lbs. I know i am still a fat landwhale but in a few months, I hope to hit my goal of 220 lbs. I know I can do it and want to live a healthy life so I can be a police officer.

>>61070476
Literally never seen that. Reverse image search is just articles saying retarded companies are ruining cultural foods.

>>61070058
isn't that the chink way?

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>>61068536
>Can't wipe it's own ass

>eats cheese to make its shit nice and sticky and ripe

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>>61070476

over 9000 hours in ms paint

>>61070454

But worst toothpaste, it's true. The Orthodox Christian monks throughout Europe and the Middle East observe these fasts.

Fuck even modern-day Muslims and (some) Jews do. Both fast Monday and Thursday.

Orthodox fast Wednesday and Friday.

Monks fast every day that's not a designated feast day.

But it takes discipline that I doubt most tumblrinas have. Nothing like a little deprivation to show your limitations, and not eating like you're in your growth spurt like the Jews want you to.

>>61070627
good luck bro, be better

>>61070464
It was an april fools prank apparently.
http://theregister.co.nz/checkout/2015/03/clean-green-mince-and-cheese-pie-smoothies-coming-store-near-you

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>>61070588
true dat

I'm out of images of fatties for now

>>61070706
If you look closely at the one on the left, it doesn't even look like her straw is going into the drink

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>>61070864
just ruin it for everyone ya fucking daigo

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>>61067254
>>61068448
CURRENT YEAR

>>61070058
This nigga gets it.

>>61070260
NZealand dairy products are so fucking good.

Especially ice cream.

>>61070895
Jesus Christ, all that fat and no tits? What the fuck....

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>>61071141
dont lie burger. you know you'd fug pearchan

>>61069745
I'd hit it

>>61067567
Lol wtf, I expected some fat to awesome transformation, he was just a normal sedentary male before.

>>61073492
Yeah, with a pretty decent metabolism too, if he had several loaves of bread and "half a thing of butter" every day.

Seriously, I'm fatter than he is, but I know that I don't look my best from that camera angle, or in children's clothing ("Large" my ass), so I don't sweat it. 6'1" and 210 lbs. Happy with myself, a lot of it is muscle. <3

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>>61070205
I had the best laugh I've had all week to this! :D

>>61068753
What do I do with him though? He wasn't cutting it out in the fields.

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>>61074569

You know.

>>61068392
A fatty I have to work with had a miscarriage. I have refrained from informing her its likely due to her 100 lbs of excess weight, but it's good to see science in action.
Can't be mean to her because she's in a position of power at work (boss's secretary) so she has muh vagin-privelege

>>61069366
Ehhh my wife drinks coffee most of the day and eats one to two snacks a day and then an actual meal for dinner. She stays at about 100-110 at 5'4".

>>61067211
Xürday


He is selling shit

>>61070356
>24 hour fast every day.
>Every day.
>Never eat and die.
>???
>Profit