Why does go hate us, my fellow Australians? We get sweltering

>>61061870
God loves us. The most beautiful and unique country on earth. Inb4 abo

>>61061870
jealous of our thick aussie cocks i guess

>>61061870
Same reason the US hates Texas. They don't understand us. And they think our relationship with brown people needs to be fixed.

>>61061870
Meant to say God, obviously.

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>>61062097
Flush it down mate.

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My view.

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>>61061870
Just God having some bantz ya pussy

First for Texas becoming a satellite state of Australia.

gooday mates
hows the outback tday
seen and kangaroos lads?
gday

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>>61061870
>Why does go hate us, my fellow Australians?
>We get big black prime male specimens, then we are expected to try and compete.
>What have we done to deserve this?

>>61062446
That looks like a good way to get bird lice.

>>61061870
You could stop being autistic shitposting criminals :]

>>61062558
I always make sure my wife's boyfriend uses a condom for this reason. It doesn't have to stop you from having fun :^)

>>61062558
>aussie STDs

>>61062588
You could make your flag not look like a Christmas present.

>>61061870

Criminal offspring

>>61062710
Top bantz

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It is because of racist stereotype that everyone outside Australia is spreading about you guys.

I am so sorry for this. I have been to Australia many times, and I know the truth. Watching this rampant racist and bigoted attitude towards you Australians here in /pol/ is truly sickening.

You are a culture, not a costume. Peace.

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>>61062710
Nah we like Christmas and it's infinitely better than having Pakiland 2.0 flag on our flag.

You must be the biggest keks in the shed - Being cucked by cucks

>>61063061
Every australian I've met in real life looks and acts like the stereotype. Dunno if it's just shitposting IRL when out of Australia.

>>61062446
That's a large chicken. Niggers would fry the shit out of it here.

>>61063061
I don't remember Harold and Kumar getting cucked by any emus

>>61061870
This degenerate shithole has turned its back on God, and now it's getting the repercussions of doing so.

>>61063272
Sorry m8, but you've probably just met American impostors.

>>61063644
There is no difference between an Australian and an American imposter.

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>>61062184
It's like nobody wants to acknowledge we are the last bastion of America's values