President Ted Cruz! I'm starting to like the sound of that!

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>>61058293
Nice try.

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>>61058293
I would not mind the Cruz Missle

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>>61058293

>>61058293
hahaha 5th spam thread for the new york faggot kike israel sellout and his goldmann sachs wife

>>61058293
First a Rapist
Second a Muslim
now a Canadian

Won't survive

>>61058293
>starting to like the sound of that

>train left the station last fall
>drove across the country at 500 MPH
>went flying off the rails off the end of the pier into the ocean
>landed on the bottom of the ocean and blew up
>station boarded up and occupied by homeless
>rail line sold off for scrap to India

And you are just now thinking about buying a ticket ..?

That is some profound retardation there, OP. Not even gonna call you a faggot, because faggots don't deserve to be compared to you.

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He can be president of the guyliner of the month club.

Cruz? Sounds like a beaner name.

Also I thought the President had to be born in America? What was the issue with Obammy being a Kenyan then?

>>61058293
>President Ted Cruz!
Hope he can wipe Trump's splooge off his back before Inauguration Day..

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>>61058293
Qui-Gon>Obi-wan

>>61060283
Change Rubios face to Rands, and Ron should be Yoda.

Rubio is basically a Democrat.

And someone shop Jeb¿ as Jar-Jar into this.

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>>61058293
>Condemn "New York values"
>His wife was a former investment banker at J.P. Morgan in New York City, currently works at Goldman Sachs, and is an active member of the Council on Foreign relations

>>61060465
randlet is yoda for a reason

with cruz you lose

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>>61058293
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/lupica-ted-cruz-new-york-city-values-9-11-heroes-article-1.2497009

Ted fucked up. Not everyone in New York is a liberal. Any moderates that would vote for him will now vote for Trump.

>>61058293
Get your ears checked.

>>61060878
Dammit, I didn't think about that.

>>61060048

The name is actually important

In Spain the Jews that converted after the Reconquista often adopted new, super-Christian surnames just to try to keep the Inquisition from noticing they were still practicing Jewish mysticism in secret

Cruz is Spanish for 'cross' and it means his family is probably descended from secret Jews

>>61058293
>Not even eligible to be President

>>61060967

Was Trump ever going to lose New York in the GOP primary and was it even up for contention in the general, though? It would have been a safe target if Trump hadn't turned it back on him by bringing up 9/11, the only thing that makes actual Americans sympathize with New Yorkers at all