How the west has fallen: what kind of pussy, emasculated cuck needs an "emotional support turkey" and why are people stupid enough to go along with this madness? Let the fucking turkey have a seat on the plane, and hell will soon follow.
I'll have you know that my emotional support G3A3 is just as much entitled to a seat as you. I have taken it all over the world where it has helped me feel emotionally supported in the stressful environment of post-9/11 airports.
there are emotional support certificate sellers online where you all you need to do is upload a picture of your pet and they send you a pretty official looking card
google "how to get my pet registered as an emotional support animal"
Another back-asswards story from /pol/. The passenger is the support being for this turkey. Turkeys are people too, senpai desu senpai. Getting that fowl airborne is a humane move that helps the bird deal with issues faced by the the flight challenged.
I want to bring my emotional support Glock 19 Gen 3 whereever I go. And maybe a ferret too?
My uncle runs a resort. He told me that stuff like this (abusing the system) has become a massive issue in the past 4-5 years.
Some histrionic middle aged menopausal cunt will get some quack doctor to write her a note saying she needs a support animal for her panic attacks/depression/blood pressure, and then she'll bring some shitty little yapper dog with her that tears the fuck out of the furniture.
He cannot legally turn her away thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). It's considered illegal discrimination and the company will get a massive fine. He's also not allowed to confront her about any damages (can't remember if that one's law or just company policy).
So you know what he does? He keeps three rooms at the resort set aside for these cunts, and he never has any of the damage repaired and puts them on the bare minimum cleaning schedule. Just enough cleaning so that the city doesn't shut them down.
These faggots come in, gleefully present their doctor's notes (they don't have to let them know beforehand) and then they get led to a room with chewed up chairs and stained floors.
I love my uncle.
>Not much of a stretch that ISIS would start putting emotional support turkeys on planes with fucking bombs in them.
That's actually a real possibility. The TSA retards aren't going to run a fucking turkey through their irradiation naked scanners, and even if they are into bestiality (likely) they won't detect a gobbler with a gizzard packed with C4 by molesting the turkey.
Emotional support animals are the biggest load of bullshit. Its an excuse to bring your special snowflake pet with you wherever you want. Are you seriously telling me a dog couldn't fulfill the emotional role of a turkey?
can you bring a flock of birds as emotional support? like thousands of swallows
Shit, I'd do that just for laughs
>is that a fucking live turkey, sir
yes, it's my emotional support animal. You can't take it away or I'll sue
>jesus fucking christ get to your seat
I would laugh the whole flight
>still no snakes on my plane
I want an "emotional support autist" - who squeezes in between the seats and stares at the tops of passengers' heads and imitates the sound of the jet engines while he's supporting me
Work in Hotels. Can confirm ESA animals are the biggest crock of shit. The ADA was already the jumpoff point for special snowflake syndrome and provides nothing but legal backing for ridiculous fucking lawsuits.
>muh accessible showers because I'm too fucking fat
>muh ramps for power scootan
>muh graded parking spaces fo dem lift vans
We need to remodel constantly to stay compliant because every dickweed who wants a free room can file a claim no matter how ridiculous and we either comp his stay or risk taking it to court.
ESA animals are the worst. We legally cannot refuse them, ask for paperwork, there is no certification process or registry. So like the above poster said, maryanne menopause can waltz into our property, pay no pet deposit, and not be charged for damages when fido chews up the furniture.
All this is turn raises costs for the consumer. Dont get it confused. Seeing eye dogs, helper dogs trained to grab/flick lights/generally assist their owner, and other TRAINED animals that provide NECESSARY services to guests with legitimate handicaps, we love them! Quiet, well behaved, and the owners usually hate ESA as much as us employees do because the public lumps the two categories together.
But ESA is just a loophole so some prissy fuckhead can bring their favorite living accessory on vacation and maybe luck up into a free room
We had one in our army during ww2 :^)
The only non-degenerate army animal is a penguin.
it's a microorganism / bacterial - so I guess, technically, it's alive and therefor eligible as a pet
that's a good loophole, anon - considering turkeys can just as easily spread H1N1
>These faggots come in, gleefully present their doctor's notes (they don't have to let them know beforehand) and then they get led to a room with chewed up chairs and stained floors.
>I love my uncle.
Your uncle is a smart man
I actually think thats funny so I dont care
along with transgenders and whatnot
they're just pushing society into a highly exploitable hodgepodge of nonsense that horrible amoral people like me can easily take advantage of
Therapy dogs got big in the US because of combat veterans.
Dogs were specially trained to pick up distress in the handler and would then vie for attention so that the handler would pay attention to the dog instead of whatever situation was distressing them.
not a bad idea, helped some people but opened the floodgates to special snowflake pets for special snowflake people.
I know a guy with genuine PTSD, and it makes him a scary bastard. He will be fine one no.any and then a hunter a half mile away shoots a deer and like you flipped a switch he has tackled you to the ground, dragged you under the picnic table, and is barking orders for someone to find that fucking sniper.
After spending one weekend with him I just can't take most PTSD claims seriously.
I'm not saying any of your statement are untrue, but the veterans were definitely a factor in the explosion (pun intended) and certainly relevant to>>61058059 question
I too have seen plenty of milfags use "PTSD" as a blanket excuse for their shitty immature behaviors, but in the early-mid days of the war on terror, a lot vets were good people who were just horribly scarred by what they had been through.
When Cpl Jones' jimmies got russled, his dog would start nudging him, poking him, whining, or otherwise demand his attention. So he would love on his dog instead of flipping his shit.
tl;dr DOGS ARE AWESOME