can we get a thread going of just pictures of the pure fear and uncertainty in this mans face?
Look at what he married and you tell me.
I thought you were joking at first but then I googled it.
>The Republican presidential candidate, who early on in his campaign referred to himself as a "joyful tortoise," walked over to a 13-year-old boy here at a breakfast joint Wednesday and pulled out a tiny turtle figurine.
>"Slow and steady wins the race," Bush told the seventh grader.
>"I give them out to kids. Slow, steady progress -- that's what that means," he told reporters, as he pulled out more turtles from his pocket. "I have a bunch of turtles. I got the little baby Jesus, I got my rosary beads and I got three turtles."
jesus christ georgie was just stupid but jeb is autistic.
He should have married a Japanese Goblin instead.
jebs face after trumps "Im at 42 and youre at 3"
i don't think jebs a bad guy but he is in a game that hopefully won't ruin him for the rest of his life.
i hope he drops out soon so he can go back to doing cool things
god you can literally see the phases of how caught off guard he is.
trump goes in for a low blow and jeb reacts accordingly jerking his head
then he realizes he caught himself off guard by what hes just done and gives an awkward smile to the camera further digging the hole of caught off guardness
Jeb's problem is that he's trying to do the same "goofy, slightly dumb" act that Dubya did. That worked just fine in 2000 when the world seemed peaceful and prosperous, but it's the exact inversion of the proper strategy for our current cycle.
With Cruz now presumably crippled and no other candidates capable of usurping New Hampshire or Iowa it looks like Trump is going to start ignoring the other candidates to focus on the general.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT CARSON CLIP WITH THE SHAKY CAMERA AND HIS FLAILING HANDS
I NEED IT BADLY PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU MY DUBS FOR IT
Lol I know what part you're talking about
Perfect moment because it was like he just woke up and the cameraman had to turn to him quickly before Carson got comfy and fell asleep again
he's had an iwatch for 9 months and had no idea it takes calls
probably a woman operating the camera
That's just sad.
Do you guys think Jeb posts on /r9k/
the black arm kek
wait a minute, Ben Carson is a Snorlax, Jeb is Ash Ketchum with a pocket full of Squirtles, Rubio is a Zubat, Cruz is james from team rocket, and Trump is a fucking human being that doesnt play video games.
Legitimately feel bad for Jeb. This was probably his best debate, and the only time throughout the course of the debates where he was able to minimize his awkwardness and show some backbone.
If he had started like this instead of ending like this his campaign wouldn't the be the source of so many dank memes.
Trump straight up called Jeb weak in this debate.
If that isn't an open invitation to get fucking fiesty and throw some shots and forget about proper political behavior then I don't know what is.
Gaaaawd I would have roasted Trump if he called me weak
¡Yeb! and Cruz should get together. Sounds like they have a lot in common.
jeb turtle #1
jeb turtle #2
how can that seriously be his wife?
I never realized Jeb was so fucking defective
talk about regression to the mean
maybe he has a thing for bitches with bone disorders
Dubya came across as a bit dumb, but not full-on retarded. He seemed like that one guy who has trouble with words and never quite grasps the question, but is functional. Jeb is just that kid who didn't understand why people don't do certain things, or why people think he's weird, and just used this insane retard logic to try and justify things. If you told Jeb and George the same racist joke, George wouldn't get it, but he'd laugh anyway, and Jeb would need it explained to him, then he would loudly tell it in a crowded restaurant and blame you for telling it to him in the first place.
We need to start spreading the rumor that Jeb carries a pocket full of LIVE endangered sea turtles around with him at all times.
Jeb's first foray into politics was the 1994 Florida Governor's race
His face when he LOST
It's not even funny anymore. You can tell that even when Trump went for his normal jeb insult he tried to stop himself from finishing the sentence when he looked down at Jeb on the end. It's like he realized he's just kicking a man when he's down.
Jeb is the ultimate example of a nice guy who will never win. I mean, I've grown up and accepted this fact, but it still pains me to see grown men who never realized that being a nice guy who wants to please everyone genuinely gets you nowhere in life.
Maybe Jeb has a genius, long-term strategy to make us all feel bad for him.
You know he knows he's done, all those donors have to be fucking furious with him for burning all their money for nothing, he's become a living joke in the only world he's ever really known. He's now being openly mocked across even the serious news media. It has to hurt.
And yet he keeps trying to stand up for himself, and take a swing at Trump, and then he gets bitchslapped and humiliated in front of millions of people, and his peers, over and over and over again.
I want to give him a hug.
He will make Trump feel really bad for him, so Donald will give him a prestigious cabinet position.
Ambassador to Chad.
Am I the only one who genuinely feels bad for señor yeb!?
I mean look at him, he is a pathetic puppet who was going to get the nomination without any effort, then the school bully took his lunch money and nomination and now is trying to get it back, but keeps failing miserable in every attempt
Also the man is a spaghetti machine
No way, I haven't had this much fun with a candidate since those pictures of John Kerry trying to catch footballs and play football were released.
Oh god, I forgot about that awful cartoon. Painting jeb as a mouth breathing retard was the only thing they did right.
Why do you hate him so much? He seems like a nice guy
>Am I the only one who genuinely feels bad for señor yeb!?
Remind yourself that he's a tool of the establishment and the elite. He would pass TPP and other deals to screw you over.
You pay a bitch enough money and she will say whatever you want. Don't you watch porn? Of course it ended up in the paper. That's called propaganda so that sperglords like yourself will drink that up like jizz down your throats.
You can be a beta loser all you want but don't try to run for president if you're a beta loser. If your whole country becomes beta losers because of poor leadership then you become Sweden
That isn't hurting mah feels. I'm not so much pro-jeb as I am anti-trump.
Remember: Jeb approved the first "stand your ground" law in the country when he was the governor of Florida.
And Hillary was opposed to gay marriage. These are football issues deliberately pumped up so that establishment politicians can pretend to be at odds, when on all the issues that really count they are in perfect agreement right down the line. Since they don't actual give a shit about the football issues, they can switch positions anytime the wind blows.
>people feeling sorry for jeb
Remember his family got rich flooding white neighborhoods with niggers. Sending whites to die for Israel. His family ruled the country for 12 years and it's become a slum.
lmao Jeb is so pathetic he has to suck up to literal retards because nobody else will be seen with him.
I think his campaign manager actually hates him and is actively sabotaging him.
And thanks to his immigration policies, Florida is now on the fast track to become the next California. Once the demographics switch in FL is big enough, Republicans will never win another national election. He fucked his state and fucked his country. I don't care how much of a mongoloid this guys is, I sure as hell don't feel bad for him. He belongs in a hole.
> his face says one thing while his mouth says something else
His facial expressions do not match his body language or what he's saying
>tfw dad and brother dont endorse your campaign
We're arrogant people who are good at being angry and we like a leader who represents the people. Trump represents the ideals that many American men have at 2am after a night of drinking with their buddies. It might not be the most reasonable but it holds weight because at the core it's what we feel.
Somehow we got a candidate who voices those opinions and people are no longer "keeping it to themselves".
So to answer your question yes, we like people more for how hot their wife is unless it's a sturdy long time buddy which Jeb is not.
I honestly think that the Bush Administration was a corrupt government, operating under the guise of incompetence. And Bush' role was to play the fool. But if you look up old videos of his debates when he was running for governor, you see a man that's WAY smarter than you've ever seen as President. He was just playing dumb.
As for Jeb, it's hard not to feel a bit bad for the guy, but remember this was the guy that handed GW the state of Florida in one of the most shady elections in history.
I'm crying too hard.
Poor jeb! He just needs to quit.
donors forcing him to stay and he just wants out. If he fucks iowa maybe they'll let him go
If jeb asolutely lost his shit and ragequit he'd redeem himself and people (including trump) would respect him. but he wont because hes jabe
Amazing how Trump knocked The Cuck from obvious frontrunner and favorite to borderline kiddy table loser. He did it very calculated, it's like how when you go to prison you punch the biggest nigger thug to assert your dominance.
Her hair has changed a bit and maybe a few wrinkles but not too much bro
This one really catches the denial
His eldest with funkier, 90s lesbian hair.
My favorite of the family is the little baby.
OK I think we should stop making fun of him though. I'm as guilty as anyone but awwwwww.
Tiny turtle bro.