According to my ancestors you surrendered first
jelly because hes a mexicant off with you Juan
>lose 55% of your pre-1836 territory to the USA
We sold the land
Now, we're taking it back.
You LITERALLY just posted this is another thread. An..an..and then thought it was such a good response you'd make it a topic of discusion? Fucking hell Mexico, you guys suck at shitposting
Soon fucking mexican scumbag....
At least we tried to defend ourselfs
Not like your ''Military''
> T-Take away our guns pls
don't make us come back down there hombre
> An..an..and then
Literally Autism posting
Mexico didn't urrendered
We sold the land to the US
>realize you're surrounded by Iranians after making a navigation error
>spend 24 hours in Iran with the Revolutionary Guard bringing you meals
>make some friends
>go home safe and secure without setting off an international incident or getting killed
Home Depot is missing a lawn mower.
Get back to work Paco.
lol we marched onto your capitol, and being North American bros we graciously gave you a fucking pittance of what that land was worth
you're talking about pretty much the entire American Southwest for pennies per acre
> Be American
> Surrendered at Iran fishing boat
> Get humiliated
I wonder how many times the woman got raped ...
>tfw i will never be able to gamble on cockfights piss drunk on tequila
dios mio, por queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
>this procedure costs $50000 under obamacare
>tax and tip not included
No but seriously Mexico if it weren't for the Whig's in congress the US would have annexed pretty much everything north of Mexico city. That's what had been won militarily but there wasn't the political will in Congress to take that much land.
>be in a shitty barely armored boat
>Iranian navy deploys 10 of their big guns on us
>should we surrender or die and possibly start a 3rd world war?
only a Mexican would choose the latter option.
>>Be fat (pic related)
>1,500 of santa anna's army makes the gif of the woman stepping on that dudes dick with high heels IRL with the texans
>texans cried and peed themselves so much that they were made to join the war
texans are such cucky faggots. i dont know where you got the idea that the ENTIRE mexican army was BARELY able to kill 100 besieged men, but i bet the texas school system had something to do with that. let me tell you, ive dealt with people from pretty much every state, and let me tell you, texans are the worst, theyre shoes first then pants retarded, they cant fuckin drive, theyre just the worst
This is why I still claim to be from the mother land and not the US.
I don't waive the "american" flag, look at that shit.. they're absolutely pathetic. Waiving white flags like cowards, the great bald eagle.. heh
Crying ass chicken head faggots.
Trump will make us great again.
"Come home with your shield or on it.":
this is the opposite of the """u.s.a"""
man, I feel so bad for those 11 people that died
imagine being their families and watching all your neighbors' sons and husbands and fathers returning home while yours never come back
Some based anon posted this yesterday
Given the timing - just before sanctions on Iran are supposed to lift - I think we can say with absolute certainty that they were deliberately sent into Iran's territory with the intention that they be captured or worse. The US government was probably hoping they'd be held for weeks or even killed, that something would go wrong. Then they could keep or increase sanctions, breaking the deal.
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For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
> be a nigger, get shot
You have NO idea how we operate dustnigger
> tanks, attack choppers, ands jets that hadn't been invented yet
Get lost dustnigger
The fact that this made it to the news proves its fake and its setup. Think sbout it.. theyre all white men, marines for that matter, the average american looks up to a marine, this is mind poison to further forward the whole whites are weak propaganda, the military would have never allowed this screw up to air unless it was on purpose to further an agenda.
Read between the lines.
This is a lot of tough talk for a citizen of Mexico. We appreciate you guys sitting quiet. We wouldn't want to have to come down there again, especially given what you've done to the place.
I know that /pol/ is mostly trolling faggots but just in case any of you seriously think there's something wrong in OP's picture, you're an idiot.
Entering someone else's waters and doing anything other than surrendering is a demonstration in retardation.
Think about it. America's the one that fucked up, but we got the Iranians praising us for how we handled it. Talk about cucked.
>there are literally people on /pol/ right now that believe this event actually happened as chance.
This "sailor surrender" was orchestrated by John Kerry to distract people and stop the media from covering Hillary Clinton's newest allegation relating to the email scandal and corruption.
You people, that actually believe these sailors accidently cruised into Iranian territory and were caught and surrendered, are morons.
Trump is right about it being a weak show for the Americans, but this was pretty tame. The US were in Iran's waters, it was pretty textbook. The US does need a nationalistic American as president, but that person shouldn't be brash and should think twice. I feel like this is just party play to rile Americans because they saw their soldiers on their feet. They were in the wrong this time, it wasn't a humiliating defeat. Any Americans care to elaborate Trump's response, if they support it?
do you remember few years back when North Korea artillery shelled and killed some South Korean soldiers and no war happened?
US have been doing drone strikes with heavy collateral casualties so shooting some Iranians and claiming it as accidental clash later would have been a better choice than surrendering like this and get embarrassed the fuck out
So thats what happens when Americans face off a somewhat decent military?
they kept them a short period of time and treated them well while they did, that's a pretty good show of appreciation for a country that a couple years ago was barely on speaking terms with the US
can't these niggas afford couches? lmao rugs are for standing on no wonder they can't manage to build their own nukes 70 years after the technology was invented in the U S A. fuckin dummies got sand on the brain or somethin.