who in their right mind swims in the ocean?
literally filthy EVERYWHERE from CONSTANT pollution by industry for nearly a CENTURY.
dont fucking respond to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
hahah sure thing kid, enjoy your obesity and poison fish, your niggers, your beaners, hell on earth!
meanwhile im here in paradise shitting on you from my high horse, and well deservedly as well
HAHAHAHAHHA sucked in
Picture related, my home town
>Black or African American alone, percent, 2014 (a) 1.2%
>tfw Great Lakes
>no salt water
>no spoopy sea creatures
North Florida's beaches are pretty nice tbqh mi famiglia.
>he can't swim in his own oceans because of the filth
Yeah, it's pretty great.
>mfw that Island is less than 30km from my house, directly across the water
fiji has 800k people m9 get real
the real issue is the australian shitposting
>talking to myself
>replying to you is talking to myself
you even type like an american
again, just get the grease monkey script and anyone can see you are proxyfagging, kid
>ahhh so your a butthurt fatmericunt with a proxy, thanks for letting us know
i might write like an american but at least i know the difference between your and you're
if its so easy to prove i am proxyfagging then do it. i know it takes a lot of effort with all the heat and the spiders but go ahead.
I'm with OP. Salt water sucks, regardless of pollution.
My home town beach > than your home town beach
>keeps repeating "kid" in every message
>says its easy to prove im on a proxy but doesn't do so
>keeps repeating "ashamed of where you are from!!!!!!"
yup, classic fetal alcohol syndrome australian.
>Salt water is better than swimming in water full of chlorine.
Where I come from, we don't put chlorine into our sweet lakes. Gotten rid of your false dichotomy, I agree with you that chlorine water (i.e. public swimmingpools) is the worst.
>australian resets his router
>thinks he is being smart
that's a lot of effort on your part to prove that i am a "proxykid"
why dont you install that greasemonkey script and expose me
Yours is nice fella, but I dunno mine in California isn't bad.
Last time I spent much time in the ocean was Hawaii. I hit all the main beaches, surfing etc. But my favorite spot was Hanauma Bay. Crystal-clear water and schools of fish everywhere.
Actually just standing on the beach the very first time was breathtaking.
>live in australia
>wake up hungover from a night of partying
>Hunter spider in your room
>you stumble over not noticing it, it attacks
>fight it off with australian bread knife (a machete)
>stumble to bathroom
>python attacks you from above
>still half asleep you block its lunge with a can of fosters
>wrestle it to the ground and toss it out the window
>fully alert now
>brushing teeth, cone snail in the sink
>bash its fookin ead in m8
>in the kitchen
>getting ready for work
>eating breakfast, leftover blue ring octopus calamari
>on your way to work
>drop bear falls from the trees and startles you
>you swerve and the car goes off road into the ocean
>an army of box jellyfish are floating towards you
>you break the car window and swim away
>crocodile snaps at your leg
>you wrestle it and feed it to the jellyfish
>get back home
>your sheila is in the kitchen cooking the python
>"hey sheila" you say
>go have sex with your sheila named sheila
I swam here in the summer, water was was pretty cold. St. John's.
someones a little mad hes resorting to memes
why dont you just take off your proxy? are you ashamed of living in the united obese of fatmericunts? i would be honestly, i dont blame you. but still, its pathetic as fuck to use a proxy.
if you arent using one, why dont you prove it?
calling it now, you wont because you cant
>claims a simple script can prove its a proxy
>doesn't do it
>keeps repeating himself over and over
>i should go take a picture with a timestamp to prove to a random auzzie i am not a proxy
yeah, no thanks.
>not living in maine
>not partaking in glorious ice-cold lobster infested seawater
Gotta return to the source, man. Something about seawater is just good for you. If you have a stubborn cut that won't heal or cold sores or airborne AIDS or whatever, just jump in the ocean and that shit'll clear up in like two days.