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Switzerland NO

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http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Bund-nimmt-Fluechtlingen-Geld-ab-18180773

Rough translation:
>Confederacy seize money from refugees
>What's critically discussed in Denmark is in Switzerland already reality, Swiss authorities seize money and other belongings of refugees
>A syrian man is baffled, he payed for smugglers and arrived in switzelrand with 2k CHF, authorities kept 1k and gave him a receipt
>any kind of possession worth over 1k CHF will be seized
>money/belongings are sized to pay for costs refugees cause
>if they leave within 7 months by own will they get it back, else we keep it.
>even if they get accepted they have to pay back the 15k CHF costs of the refugee status evaluation and gib me dats by getting 10% of their salary seized over maximally 10 years.

Also there's a vote, if you can please vote for:
Finde ich gut. Schliesslich sollen die Flüchtlinge etwas zur Kostendeckung beitragen.
>That's a good idea. The refugees are expected to contribute something to cover costs they create.
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>>61015198
Hold on there bruder
(limits government)
what you are saying is
(institutes rule of law)
you actually expect the refugees
(imposes legal equality)
to behave themselves?
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>>61015198

We stand together in this GLOBAL ALLIANCE AGAINST ISLAM and the other GOAT FUCKERS.

Vote: Finde ich gut!
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>>61015425
Looks like we do that bro.

>>61015465
Thanks, it's the largest free newspaper in Switzerland so anyone commuting will pick it up. It has some kind of reach and is usually slightly left leaning.
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>>61015198

Switzerland you are so based. Please colonize us.
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>>61015198
Finde ich gut.

Based Switzerland.
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>>61015691
We could try that kek. If it means we get shall issue CC/OC licenses I'm in.

>>61015871
Danke Brudi.
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>>61016256
Is it an international vote or is it intended only for swiss voters to cast a ballot on?
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>>61016638
Everyone can vote, there's just a captcha.
The vote is already at 70%
>Finde ich gut.
but why not give a lefty leaning newspaper a 85%+ result on people that think refugees have to pay to the costs they cause.
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Wait a minute isn't Switzerland a direct democracy? Don't you guys vote on pretty much every little thing?
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Mountain Jews finding a way to Jew. We do the same with money over 5K.
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>>61016981
It is,
that shit is just a lefty leaning newspaper having a poll that is already out of control.

I just wanted to give you bros a feel good story before the debate.
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>>61015691
They're the idiots who kept nagging the rest of the world to accept refugees.
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>You've got shekels? You've got gold?
>Go to Switzerland, they've been told!
>No more shekels? No more gold?
>Take your poor ass and out in the cold!
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>>61017339
keked
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>>61015198

Good going my germanic brothers!
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>tfw the swiss, out jew the jew.
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>>61017289
not really a good thing

if the governments making money off the refugees that all the more incentive for them to bring in more
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>>61015198
absolutely bullshit
refugees are not allowed to work in germany until bureaucracy shit is done(more than a year)
so how can they pay it
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>>61017644
We don't make money, we force them to cover the costs they cause to our state with their own money.
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>>61017339
This should be a mandatory nursery rhyme for Switz kids
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>>61017720
Lots of refugees have money.
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>>61017720
They bring money/belongings worth more than 1k CHF with them, we confiscate it and use it to pay for their stay.

They get their refugee status recognised, usually they're allowed to get a job after that. The government confiscate some of their salary for the cost they caused until the costs are covered.
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>>61015198
You still have so many kebab buildings that you had to put a ban in their retarded architecture for avian safety reasons
Say what you will you're still cuckd like a motherfucker and until you start kicking them all out you're no better than the Bongs
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>>61015198
This kind of stuff is sickening; this is exactly what the Nazi's did to the Jews; they took the Jew's money while he was being persecuted by the Nazi's. I can't believe Switzerland. And to think I wanted to go backpacking there. HA.


*Drops the mic*
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>>61017720
>absolutely bullshit
>refugees are not allowed to work in germany until bureaucracy shit is done(more than a year)
>so how can they pay it

Well, you Krauts are fucked in the head anyways, so I dont know.
Here's our conception:

>Gerade junge Männer brauchen unabhängig von ihrem Aufenthaltsstatus eine klare Tagesstruktur. Die Schweiz definiert sich calvinistisch über die Arbeit: Wer arbeitet oder anderweitig beschäftigt ist, nimmt an der Gesellschaft teil. Die Schweizer Bevölkerung ist grundsätzlich hilfsbereit, gleichzeitig sie ist empfindlich gegenüber Missbräuchen. Auch deshalb brauchen wir in der Integrationspolitik einen funktionierenden, starken Staat. Er ersetzt quasi den fehlenden Vater.

Which roughly translates to:
>Refugees need structured day
>Switzerland defines itself calvinistic by means of work
>work, work, work
>Who works is participating.
>Swiss are cooperative, but sensitive about misuse/abuse
>The state is virtually replacing the father for poor refugees.

See:
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/schweiz/standard/in-der-integration-ersetzt-der-staat-den-fehlenden-vater/story/10016711
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>>61015198
It's hilarious that Switzerland, the land of banks, clocks, mercenaries and William Tell, comes up with the idea to basically use accounting to deal with asylum and migration abusers. I swear, the Swiss are more Jewish than the Jews, I'm just glad they're on our side.
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>>61018755
As we said, it takes a mountain jew to out jew a jew.
We just lack the second amendment it would be heaven. I guess we're somewhat on your side.
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>>61018755
>Jews, I'm just glad they're on our side.
>>61018991
>I guess we're somewhat on your side.

No that's just silly.
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>>61019100
We're on our side but hey the enemy of my enemy is my friend to some degree ;^)
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Why did my family not stay in Lichtenstein?

Why did my family not stay in Switzerland?

Why did I even come to the new world?

>tfw alpine diaspora

Sometimes it hurts to live.
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>>61019441
Well, aslong as they also bring some shekels and some gold... then I'm fine with that.
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>>61018991
>it takes a mountain jew to out jew a jew.

This sentence deserve at least trips
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>>61019891
They bring good shekels and gold since years.
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>>61015198
GELD ABNIMMEN! ALLES IN SWISS BANKIEREN DANKE SCHON.
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would you?
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>>61015198

they should be deported to their home country of germany instead
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>>61019896
>I will never get a good get

>>61020521
okay bro. kek
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I thought Switzerland wasn't taking any refugees. They are the only European country I had any respect for, but if they are taking them in, even if they are taking their money, then all respect is gone.
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>>61021418
first we take their money and keep it.

>>61021464
We're taking some in as you do america. We just make sure we don't lose money on them.
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>>61021464
They're making Switzerland great again. GET OUTTA HERE.
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>>61022911
Oh great, Netherlands, the country that is shitting up kickboxing. Too bad it doesn't pay more otherwise all you wooden shoes where dutch faggots would be knocked out of kickboxing by Americans. If Cro Cop didn't leave Glory he would have beat Rico Verhoeven easily, after CC left, if Jarrell Miller didn't go to boxing he would have beaten Rico easily.
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>>61015198
>http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Bund-nimmt-Fluechtlingen-Geld-ab-18180773
Voted
We are at 71 procent
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>>61023971
Thanks bro, you're doing gods work
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Schweiz mal wieder based as fuck und wir werden meanwhile gecucked.
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>>61023937
>When America is trying to banter but comes across like an autist
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>>61024388
Zeit aufzuwachen Brudi
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>>61016256
Warum kann ich nicht Schweizer sein...?
Da wird noch das meiste richtig gemacht...
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>>61025337
Unsere Tore sind weit offen für Deutsche die integrationswillig sind.
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Voted.

God speed mountain jews
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>>61024835
Kek, I used to do that when I was a boy. It's obsessive compulsive disorder, not autism.
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>>61026695
thanks buddy.
It's up to 71%.
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>>61027424
Also please keep the thread bumped.
Europeans will soon wake up for
>wörk wörk wörk
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>>61023937
I miss Peter Aerts

https://youtu.be/kbWlq4yW3Vs
Good old days..
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>>61024350
some amazing artwork desu
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>>61028664
I'm sorry to inform you, but this thread is about boxing now.
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>>61015425
No, they expect them to flee to Germoney to escape this horrible racist oppression.
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>>61029092
IIRC it's from a >>>/int/ bro draw did it over a few days and with input from the threads.

>>61029106
Oh well let's make it a Trump thread at least.
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>>61024350

oh my god thats amazing

who created this beautiful piece of art?
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>>61015198
Based cheese land. Of course I will vote for you.
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>>61030302
A anon from >>>/int/ draw it over a few days taking suggestions from the threads.
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>>61016256
>>61016256
>>61015198

Take us German Americans in Swiss bros
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>>61015198
Haha 71%
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>>61030998
Soon
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>>61031056
You guys are welcome here. Bring some skills and the will to integrate. Done deal.

>>61031212
It's pretty glorious and that's a left leaning newspaper kek.

>>61031357
yea we got some more.
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>>61024350
Hahaha that Breivik smug-face.
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>>61032116
Yea it's priceless.

Also have a gem from >>>/trv/
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>>61033207
>giving it a bump
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>>61031056
you're always welcome, ameribro !
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>>61037063
exactly.

Last bump before going to bed.
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Switzerland looks very pretty. When is the best time to visit and what places do you recommend visiting?
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>>61039228
Depends on what you want. To explore it's July-August, for winter sports I would say Jan-March.

Zurich for the city experience, Basel if you love modern art, Grischun or the Bernaise Upperland for the mountain experience, Locarno you can experience the itlaian life style/climate and still have the swiss way of life and also Lausanne is pretty cool .
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>>61015198
I cant believe you guys took them in the first place. You categorically resisted WWII, both sides. You resisted becoming involved in the largest and most profound event in the history of humanity ( by and large)

Yet you got involved with, and even took refugees.....but at least you arent subsidizing them i suppose.

6/10 Switzerland. not based, not cucked. just...
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>>61037063
>>61038617
And vice virsa if your neighbors ever get too rowdy.
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>>61037063
>>61032017
>>61029538
>>61030989
>>61026553
>>61024350
LMFAO you guys are patting Switzerland on the back as if they Kicked the refugees out or denied them altogther

>THEY STILL TOOK REFUGEES
>HURRR WE TAKE THEIR POCKET CHANGE AND THEIR CHINSEY WATCHES

WE BASED SWITZERALAND
WE TOOK PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR TO HOUSE MUSLIM TERRORISTS!!

WE SO BASED MOUNTAIN FOLK

YAAY APPLAUSE ALL AROUND /POL\
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>>61043335
>pic related

ACHMED: TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE!!

MOHAMMED: HAHAH IT IS BROTHER !! AND SO I GAVE THEM $800 BUCKS AND MY CHINSY WEDDING RING (ill steal a new one) AND THEY ACTUALLY LET ME STAY!!!


HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH


>yaay based switerzlan bro
>so switzerland so bro
>so based so love you so do gods work
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>>61015198
FOR JUST PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!

SWITZERLAND SO BASED, PICKS THE REFUGEES POCKETS FOR A FEW BUCKS AND A GOLD WATCH, AND MAKES THEM A PLATE AT THE TABLE

>and you applaud this
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>>61015198
Just send them back whence they came.
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>>61018182
>>61018182
Its common pratice for prisoners
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>>61015198
Es ist die Zeit fur Dritte Reich, mein Bruder!
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>>61015198
why the fuck would you take anybody, literally just to jew them over like this? you've stayed out of the EU for a reason i thought you were smarter than this swissbros
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>>61046214
Why don't the Swiss have a referendum on taking invaders?
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>>61024350
why is turkey a roach
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>>61042282
>categorically resisted WWII, both sides
allen dulles was based out of switzerland while spying for the OSS and nazis had gold stores and money in banks and were constantly in and out of there. swissfags play both sides to make sure they're on the winning side of the $$
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>>61046656
see
>>61044003
>>61043335
you sure won this one! really showed those refugees. For the cost of a cheap vacation, they got to live, permanently in your country and ALLAH that place up untill it folds
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>>61032017
You need foresters senpai? I got those skills
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>>61015198
Voted

Hang in there medkit
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Is that nigger the Syrian?
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>>61046214
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>>61039228
Come in Winter (january - february), go to Zermatt...

Avoid Zurich, it's nothing special, just a random urban city like there are many in western Europe. Also lots of immigrants and degenerates.

If you want city experience rather go to Luzern, much more beatiful...

Schwyz, Uri and Nidwalden have incredible scenery.
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>>61017339
Thanks for that
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>>61015198
Thats how it is done, swiss bros, fuck those entitled shitskin cunts!
>>61021464
Intresting low kick.
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genius way to weed out the economic migrants
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>>61050067
>>61048184
lmfao, gunna keep this one rollling, see
>>61043335
>>61044003
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>>61050642
>PIC RELATED

what every single person in this thread congratulating Switzerland sounds like.

$700 bucks and achmeds watch, but they can still stay.

For the low cost of $700, you can allow a Muslim brother to grope your daughter and shoot your fruit-cake son dead at a Starbucks!!!!!!! its a fantastic deal if you think about it.

SURELY the Syrian 'immigrants' will integrate into Swiss society, and get a good Swiss job and pay you back the rest of the money ;)


YAAAY SWISS BRO S SO BASED SO FUN!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEE!!!!!
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>>61029190
>Germanistan
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