Why did Jeb think this was a good idea?

>>61014700
>Old loli

>mail order bride vs latina hobbit
no contest

Keep going for those womanlets, tall guys.

You look great together.

>>61014700
He didn't want to be racist.

>>61014700
Probably thought it would help him get the latin vote.

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>>61014700
She was his first kiss. He decided he better lock it up before she was creeped out by him like all the other girls.

>>61014700
He met her when he was in high school. Probably had never had sex before. Classic beta one-itis.

>>61014700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

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>>61014700
Finally figured out what the Bush photo reminds me of...

>>61015616

This makes sense, and I'd do the same if I was a Jeb-like dweeb..

>>61014859
>money hungry slag or modest woman who actually loves you

tough decision...

>>61015979
Fucking kek

Manlets and womanlets should not breed.

>>61015616
he must have been shocked how brown his kids are

>>61015982

trump has a pre-nup and plenty of dodgy accounting practices to ensure nobody but his kids get his wealth

are you telling me that a man who literally authored the book "the art of the deal" wouldn't?

>>61016687
wow, it must be true love then, they have a pre-nup and everything

>>61014700
Not at the pc or I would shoop it myself. can someone add the 6'2 and 5'10 to jeb and his turtle

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>>61014700
Is that shooped? Real?

Shooped. That makes him look like Shaq.

She's a mayan, but she's still 5'0" tall. (153cm)

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LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!

=[

Honestly he's a nice guy, I hope Trump pics him as VP.

>>61015616
What the fuck happened to her. I know mexicans age like shit but goddamn

>>61016960
Why does someone have to be unattractive to truly love you?

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He made the mistake of feeding her after midnight

>>61017480
I hope that kid gets beaten up at his school for hanging out with that faggot.

>>61014700
I can't stop looking
How in the world did Jeb think that pathetic troll was a mate?
at my worst, broke, living with Dad I still had standards and would break up with moronic or ugly girls.

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>>61015616

I would just kill myself

>>61019282
Why cant we just nuke mexico?

>>61018613
see
>>61019110

they were young and handsome once

>>61018160
I didn't say that, lol

>>61019430
'cause America needs a market for its garbage food that no one else wants to buy

>>61016960
It's not possible for billionaires to find true love you fucking moron. Especially not one as famous as Trump.

Latina pussy might be good at 20 but they age horribly.

>>61019550
>money hungry slag or modest woman who actually loves you

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>>61019282
QUAAAAID

>>61020185
At what point did I mention their looks?

>>61014700

the one on the left married for money, the one on the right married for love.

>>61019888
so do white women. most turn into tanned crocodiles at 35.

>>61021329
That's the most bluepilled thing I've read in a while.
Are you suggesting that money isn't part of the calculation of love in women?

Women don't have pure romantic love like men. Accept it. Power, wealth, hair, authority, women care about it and it's real parts of attraction.

>>61014700
That's not even normal here she's a fucking Manlet.

>>61015979
jeb blaster rule Guacobowl

>>61021719
It's a shoop, Trumpfags love to bully Jeb because they're dickheads like their master

>>61021329
Faggot, all women marry for money.

Seriously, go find a girl who is absolutely in love with you, and see if she leaves you when you're 100 grand in debt and an attractive, charismatic, rich man starts hitting on her.

Women aren't necessarily attracted to money, but they're attracted to success, and money tends to reflect that. If you're a broke lazy bum, it doesn't matter if you're the smartest, sweetest guy on the planet. She's gonna fuck the chad with a multi million dollar company.

christie "i'm missundersburg"

>>61016960
Women don't have "true love" unless there is something wrong with them.

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>>61021329
The one on the right also married for money.
You need to relearn your goblin lore.

>>61014700
Jeb is totally going to fuck up his family legacy, think of how painful his family gatherings will be

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>>61022822
He already has.
Protip: The ones that barely look like him are his kids.

>>61023513
they all look retarded

JEB BUSH SEX TAPE RELEASED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foO8LhFyQes

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>>61023513
They all look really seedy and gross

>>61014700
>he married zanik

>>61023513
That poor stupid pretty white women.

>>61027191
she must love slurping that tamarind

>>61016687
pre-nups mean almost literally nothing, even ones drafted by Trump-level lawyers.

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>>61014790
With Old Turtle, Snake's stupid cousin.

>>61018613
this... and at least her body parts are REAL

>>61029450
yeah real terrible

>>61014700
Because it inbiggins him.

>>61023513
Can you imagine Bush reunions? The look of utter disgust in Bush Sr and Dubya faces when Jeb brings his Mexi troll family around. jesus christ.

>>61014700
I wonder if Jeb has a big dick. Like could you imagine him just bottoming out in her midget mexican pwussy?
Probably can only go half way before hitting her cervix wall.

https://youtu.be/pvp-XMqnh-g

Trump actually convinced me to try stuffed crust Pizza. It's really good but you have to eat it pretty quick or it'll get cold

>>61030619

>jeb has a big dick

The big dick went to George. This is obvious

look at his mongrel mexican kids. he is the weak of the brood

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>>61022232
that pisses me off so much being 6,8, fuck anyone that does that shit, we no your a manlet just fuck off, look at jebs stupid beady fucking fasce im glad hes gonna lose

>>61027888
Just because the occaisional judge goes sjw doesnt mean they dont work, if local jusges happen tp like you...

>>61022232
this fucker honestly looks like a kid with his facial expressions in the first few seconds, fucking kek

>>61032879

somebody call 911, this anon is having a stroke

>>61016960
>true love
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

>>61023513
absolutely disgusting

>>61014700
Jeb needed that because it made him look good in Florida
It doesn't make him look good nationally.
So now he just looks like a clown.

>>61027191
How is she stupid? She now has a pure white Bush baby. That's fucking guaranteed success for life.

>>61036803
i was quite obviously being facetious there when i used that phrase

>>61015616
Jesus. I'm hispanic and her color. Am I going to look like a beaner when I get old?

>>61041660
yes

>>61015663
it all makes sense now.
Did you know he only speaks Spanish at home? I bet he has a governers seal on his cockcage

>>61014700

he always says it was love at first sight

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>>61019578
>Pierre said, after finishing his plate of Escargot

Disgusting t b h

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>>61015616
Murderface

>>61023513
Who's the blonde? She seems out of place.

say what you like about jeb bush he stuck with his wife through the good times an the rough he could easily have a nicer looking trophy wife but he stays with his sweetheart and is solid as a rock it says alot about his values and his lack of materialism but note obama has also done this

>>61014700
He's a lolicon

>>61015783
I like you, Vietnam

Stop eating Dogs and you'd be second to Japan in my book.

>>61022232
FUcking GEEKED

>>61023513
Gonna need a lot of guac

>>61045361
Have you ever tried escargot? Shit's fucking tasty.

>>61048466
Obama just needed a wife to cover up his homosexual escapades.

Remember, Oscar Wilde was also married and had 2 kids.

>>61046459
Son's wife

>>61022232
How could anything tall be dumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPbdyZRY6s

>>61015616
wow I'm never falling for the "petite" meme ever again