Eurocucks will never know the feeling of seeing one of these majestic beasts in the wild.
ITT: we appreciate the wild north america
I love this continent
We get basically every environment is a compact space
only white people and natives hunt here. its not a rich mans sport like in europe its very affordable. it is in British Columbia anyways
It would be an honor and a privilege to watch a fellow human be trampled, mauled or fucked up by some wildlife. I don't hunt but whenever I go into the bush I always make sure I can run faster than at least one of my party.
way down here in texas white tailed deer have exploded in population over the last 30 years.
bad pic but i was driving
Hard to see, but a few dall sheep I ran into while hiking.
Can't hear you over the sound and smell of delicious Ruskie Pierogi.
>only white people and natives hunt here.
So true. I brought my dad to a mall in Vaughn and we saw only chinks and Muslims in the parking lot.
I asked him what store he wanted to go to and he said "Bass Pro. Hunting is a white man's sport, there won't be any pakis or negros in there."
I think they're majestic creatures, but I'd never want to actually run into one.
Does Europe still have large trees or did they cut em all down 500+ years ago? Pic related is a Doug Fir in the North Cascades.
mfw eurosads don't know this man
or based dick for that matter
These are everywhere in Southern Indiana and I occasionally see bobcats as well.
>tfw when climbing oak trees with friends as a child
Controlled burns used to keep the wildlife in check
Different species. Mule deer are larger, have different antler branching and colors.Pic related are mule deer
West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island has some pretty nice spots
You do, it's a shame that there's so little forest and wilderness in Germany though.
The light green is all mostly flat privately owned farmland and small towns, dark green is forest.
This. Moose are massive animals that can weigh up to 1,500 pounds (700 kgs). I've read that more people are attacked by moose than bears in Canada and that they're more likely to actually cause a fatality. I don't know if that's true, however.
Yeah because we don't have large cervids in Europe...
That one is pretty cool though.
It's one of those space blankets for emergency. It helps reflect sunlight and keep them cool while they hang. We keep ours hanging the whole week while hunting, and it can get into the low 50° mark. Sometimes we even wrap them with bed sheets Unwrap at night while it's low 20°'s and wrap up when you leave in the morning to stay cold all day.
Norwegian venison is best venison.
>France has as much climatical diversity as the whole united states
No you don't, froggy.
I live in Chicago. I can get actual pierogies made by actual Poles.
Some of the "killed by moose" numbers come from people running into moose with compact cars. The moose walks away, but the car is totaled and the driver is dead.
Lots of people eat deer here in rural areas when they hunt, but it isn't as commonly eaten as beef or pork. However, I get the impression that reindeer is such a common meat over there that Norwegians stock their supermarkets with it. Any truth to that?
Those squirrels are garbage anyway, looks like a rat.
Here is a real squirrel.
A moose will kick your ass and fuck your wife. Long dick style.
North America appreciation thread ....
Ya, I'm pretty sure they were just goats looking at it again. They are all over up in "The Enchantments". Even signs telling you to piss on rocks so they don't rip up the ground. Truth, they will literally drink your piss.
Yeah, but it's relatively expensive. If you're able to import it fresh for a good price, then go for it.
It's reindeer mate.
>I thought Americans being retarded was just a meme???.
>I don't think those frozen shits from Walmart coun
Give it a few decades and all your really big megafauna will be just as extinct as ours.
Mammoths > Elephants. And besides, you don't even have bears. What kind of shitty continent lacks bears? We have LOTS of megafauna by the way, Megafauna being defined as animals larger than 100kg, generally thought of as larger than a human and not domesticated. Technically White-Tail Deer are "Megafauna"
>and that they're more likely to actually cause a fatality.
I think a lot of Moose related deaths are from people slamming into them with a car and dying from the impact.
Moose do attack though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h14PveFwLeI This guy had to peel one cause it was threatening him
Indigenous canadian mammal in its natural habitat. please don't feed with pork!
Found in North West New Mexico. In the Aztec area I believe.
>tfw natives killed off all our large game within 200 years of discovering it and then complain about muh genocide that we didn't even do and now squat on government land being alcoholics and raping each other all day when they're not at the casino
We used to have fucking direwolves until these cannibals slaughtered them all, baka senpai.
I have no idea how similar it is to the elk I have ate. I would imagine they are very gamey based off of their diet. I do wanna try it someday, but don't wanna pay for shit farm raised stuff in my area
>Yuropoors will never befriend a Whiskey Jack
>Stuck with niggerbirds like Pigeons
>Yuropoors will never walk around the Wilderness and stumble upon a friendly Whiskey Jack
>They won't have a bird sing songs to them on their shoulder as they walk threw the woods.
God it must suck living in Europe. Surrounded by literal nigger pigeons.
I'm Glad the Whiskey Jack is here to be my friend.
>Where are we hiking today friend? Mind if I come along?
France has the climactic divesity of Washington and Idaho.
Since you're on the same latitudes.
Come back when you get the bayous, old appalachian mtns, great lakes, mojave desert, and Rocky mountain ranges
>one chance at life
>born as a cockroach
Come back when you have something cooler than fish and bugs.
There is a place by my property in eastern WA where a guy released a bunch of peacocks into the woods. It's been about 15 years and they are still around, and growing in numbers somehow. They cruise by the house every now and again. Here are two of em just past my porch
Down here in rural Louisiana, blacks hunt and fish just as much as whites
nah man, look at this bitch, she won "bird of the year 2015 award" in Hungary. isn't she nice?
Central and South America does have some pretty cool wildlife, though.
we have raccoons, raccoons are cool right
>yfw they literally are big cats and just meow at you
Loons are so great. A healthy loon population is a guarantee that you're in the woods and away from all the noise and chaos of urban life. There are few things in life better than a mild summer night with wind whispering through the pine trees and loons singing.
We used to have camels
7 foot beavers
And 3 ton sloths
All survived the ice age but then went extinct within two centuries of contact with the "native" Americans who cry whenever you litter.
Just a bunch of poisonous shit that'll kill you faster than their shitposting.
They BTFO niggers, I guess.
Africa has rhinos and Australia is natural selection on steroids.
NA is really boring, SA is much more diverse in life. Asia has some boring life and cool life as well. Europe is really boring right now. Only Africa and Australia have interesting wildlife in general.
My dad's friend's coworker was attacked by the one in this pic.
Had one as a pet growing up that we found and had to bottle feed. Eyes hadn't even opened yet. He was super cute and much like a dog. He would come with us on hikes and trips to the river to play in the summer. People were always very curious and wanted to pet him. Never bit anybody or hurt anyone ever, loved baths. I got a bunch of pictures of me and him when I was 7. I'll try to dig up one.
Europeans have no semblance of space.
>That glorious feeling when there 11 US states larger than the UK and most European nations.
>That feel when Newfoundland is almost half the size of the UK.
>tfw when NA has national parks and lakes bigger than Eurocucktries
>tfw when you can drive more than eight hours and still be in your own state/province
>tfw when you fly distances longer than the EU but still in the same country
Feels good tb h familia, Northameribros hold me
nice cuck sized moose
>alaska yukon master race moose
Kangaroo are unique biped mammals
The platypus is just amazing
The fucking plants in Australia are incredible some of them literally suicide bomb themselves for protection and some can make you want to kill yourself for just touching them
Echidnas and Hedgehogs are too cute
Also Monotreme Australia already won by having this unique group of mammals on it already.
>Americans in charge of zoology.
>european alps litterally cucked compared to the St Elias range
So how do you go about removing the bullet and hauling the deer back ? Do you butcher it yourself or hire someone ?
I've always been interested in hunting, but there seems to be a lot to do after actually killing something.
Sorry fellas but the "Coolest Bird in the World" is a tense standoff between the Golden Eagle(being an all around hardass) and the Lammergeier(Pic related and official mascot of Death Metal, fucker literally eats bones)
Yeah I have a soft spot for loons. They're a pretty good sign that the lakes are healthy and have enough fish to sustain them. Plus a loon crying in the middle of the night scares the shit out of anyone who doesn't know what it is.
Pacific Northwest here, Idaho and Washington have a lot of "climactic diversity" themselves though, probably more than France.
Rolling hills farmland
Heavily forested mountains(splitting the state in half)
Cold inland forest
Cold inland forest
Rolling hills farmland
Heavily forested mountains(lots of these, again splitting the state in half)
suck it france
It's OK, we actually have camels in Arizona again. The army imported them in the early 20th century as potential mounts for desert combat. They were released into the Sonoran desert when the army realized how fucking retarded that idea was and now their descendants are feral.
Not OP, however:
You generally dont have to remove the bullet, since you should be hunting with a caliber of ammunition that will exit the animal. Otherwise, just follow the path the bullet took.
Secondly, don't hunt if you're not ready to get armpit deep in some guts. You dont want to dragging around animal with ruptured internal organs, great way to spoil the meat.
>what is old Quebec city, Montreal, Boston.
The Americas had the coolest ice age animals in general. Europoors can't even fucking compare. Aussies has okay ones
>euros dont have magic moving rocks
>EVEN YOUR SQUIRRELS ARE GETTING KEKED BY IMPORTED DARKIES
>yfw /pol/ and /s4s/ form an alliance for recognizing the importance of birds
>Australia is natural selection on steroids.
it's not. Its fauna may seem flashy and deadly, but they are all easily wiped by die-hard competitors like frogs, rats and rabbits. South America used to be sheltered as Australia, until the isthums was formed and wrecked our fauna/chocobos
Nigger, one of the benefits of living in the US is that we're literally 40 times the size of the UK.
We have those in the Americas too, pic related.
As a personal experience, I flushed one a few months ago while hunting birds.
Oh come on, calling them chocobos undercuts how stupidly terrifying those birds must have been. They were essentially fluffy two meter tall velociraptors with giant fucking murder beaks.
Eurocucks will never know the feeling of seeing one of these majestic beasts in the wild.
ITT: we appreciate the wild north america
>litterally destroying europe in every possible way
So what extinct african fauna was still much cooler than extinct fauna in other continents big time.
Australophithecus was surrounded by monsters its amazing we even exist today.
>Shitty naked, zebra striped, lanky sloth
there caribou are even cuck tier compared to ours
wolves are bad m'kay?
they eat poor doge
I honestly would find it weird not living by a Volcano, let alone having 5 of them within 150 miles of my house.
Neat. Didn't Europe have hippos at one point too?
All the different crocodilian fossils they've found across the sahara and sahel. Some of those things are scary and I wish they wouldn't have gone extinct. They would make good migrant catchers.
On another note, is it just me, or does the Bahamas flag make you think party palestine?
You can hike across it too. No pass, no fee, no security.
Apparently it did
>removing the bullet
Normally pretty easy, assuming it didn't exit the animal or fragment.
>hauling the deer back
Depends on the environment. Sometimes you can put it on a truck or ATV, or throw it over your shoulder and hike it back.
>do you butcher it yourself
Of course, it's part of the experience. Only weenies hire someone to butcher for them.
>I've always been interested in hunting
Like >>60997924 said, be prepared to get elbow deep in blood and guts. But there's nothing quite like hunting. You'll never forget your first kill.
It's time we educated these bears. To long have they gone unchecked and unchallenged.
Nothing like disemboweling your kill.
A few precise cuts around the genitals, anus, and up the sternum and that shit falls right out.
My first kill was sadly partially ruined because at the distance i shot the deer i didnt notice it was on a slight angle. Took out one lung, the heart and sadly grazed the stomach. Lost the back straps due to contamination.
>do niggers go hunting in America?
One the added bonuses of hunting or living remote is the absence of minorities.
You find the bullet sometimes when you skin, but most times it goes through. You shoot it, cut open it's gut cavity, gut it (keeping the heart and liver inside), then sow it back up to keep dirt out of the gut cavity. You then drag them back to a logging road and haul them back to camp using a trailer that we built that hooks to a bike. We then hang it, break open it's rib-cage with a knife, break it's pelvis with an axe, and begin skinning. You want the hide off as soon as possible.
Once done skinning, we wipe it down with cold water to get any hair off of the meat. It will hang in the woods until we go home, anywhere between 3-10 days. Once home, it hangs in a cooler for a week till the next weekend when we have a family butchering party. We did 9 of them this last October. We make our own burger, steaks, sausage, brats, pepperoni, summer sausage, breakfast links, jerky, and a few other things. Pic related is 100 pounds of pepperoni in our smoker.
Bigfoot is widely believed to be a hoax these days, because now people who go traipsing around the woods nearly all have cameras with them (phones) and there's no solid evidence. It was probably just a dude in a gorilla suit fucking with people.
Also it's widely dependent on location. Niggers do not go hunting in the midwest, by and large, but they do in Louisiana.
By manning the fuck up. Also, the larger the gun, the easier it is to handle the recoil. At least when it comes to pistols. The little lady guns are the ones you have to watch out for.
Bigfoot is a hoax created by the Jews to distract whites from what's important. Hunting is kind of like golfing for niggers. Mainly 28-45 yo white men do it.
100 pounds of summer sausage and 10 pounds of grated cheese ready to be mixed and stuffed.
>europeans will never drive one of these
Europe had these things running around it.Why did all the cool wildlife have to die?
Bigfoot people are fucking retards, it's always some retard in the Pacific NW or California.
I forgot to mention there are scent glands on their legs you want to avoid. If that gets on the meat it's tainted and is trash. We also chop off the legs just above the knee joint with an axe to avoid the scent glands.
the scent glands make a great prank to do to someone, did it to my buddy he never got the scent out of his truck
Farming was invented as a way to deal with growing populations not food scarcity. The nig nogs have been hunting elephants their entire existence and their populations were still tiny.
I always assumed Bigfoot was just some hippies from the 60s who left to live in the woods and never returned. They would undoubtedly be very hairy, grimy, and ape-like by this point.
Europe has wildlife, too. I almost hit one of these with my car the other day. Luckily, it wasn't foggy outside, so I could see it standing on the road from a distance and I had time to slow down, allowing it to cross the road.
What about the monkey screeches.
The native american legends.
And i heard hunters sometimes find Deer or Caribou with their knee snapped in half to prevent its escape.
Just curious as fuck
which episode was that?
Oh wow. You totally just got me to do the same thing. I actually freeze mine to use out in the field the next year. But I think your idea is much better.
I really do hate that smell. It's so fucking overwhelming sometimes. I find it worse than that hot steamy smell gut smell when you fist start getting elbow deep to cut em out. Not as bad as a gut shot tho.... My cousin will never forget having to gut his first deer after a gut shot. I laughed and drank beer while he puked and got covered in the stomach goo. Was pretty funny.
There's all sorts of legends, stretching all around the globe.
I reserve judgement, show me the proofs.
Native American's also believe whacky shit like they're descendants of bears.
It's no secret that they're into entheogens.
Everytime i get high in the woods and wander around (especially when it's dark) I see weird shit. Usually it just turns out to be patches of lichen or moss growing on rocks and logs.
Bigfoot was real sometime in Asia, denisovas must have ran from these things.
>Having to take tests and classes to go hunting
Lol, Canadians. Here in the states I don't even need a license to hunt my property.
>he thinks there are animals besides squirrels in North America
Our government doesn't allow our wildlife to carry big horns. It could attack others and it doesn't really need horns any bigger. If the deer find themselves in danger of being attacked by wolfes immigrated from Germany, the state police will just come and save them.
Coincidentally, that is also the gun policy.
I'm not really sure what any of that proves, I want to see a body.
You don't go out innawilderness without a gun, NOT ONE FUCKING BODY.
yeah its fucking hilarious watching people trying to figure out where the fuck the smell is coming from, if you can shove them into the heater vents, works best on the new fords with the huge heater vents.
its more or less for identification of deer, moose and shit like game birds and stuff. we have it like that in British Columbia because we have litterally every animal in north america here aside from pronghorns.
That's what I'm saying.
I want to believe but I just can't.
hahahah he actually has a newer Ford F-150. I think it's a 2013 or so. Man, thanks. I never thought about using the glands. Have used old crab under a seat, but never scent glands in heater vents.
great biodiversity my friends from north i´ll get some images from south america fauna and flora and make a thread like this very cool
desu seeing all these photos completely made me forget about how beautiful it truly is here.