TX68 happening. This asteroid is within the uncertainty of i

So are we going to die?

>>60979486
Another one? Bet nothing happens... again.

Odds right now?

>>60979486
>its huge
But is it yuge?

They can just break it apart with lasers. Asteroids are no longer a concern. We're basically a Type 2 Civilization at this point

>not big enough to end civilization
>big enough to scourge a massive area
could be fun. bets where it hits?

>>60979486
Imagine if this smacked down directly southeast of Israel from the shadow of the moon so that there was no time to evacuate.

>>60979830
Mecca

hopefully it lands in africa

>>60979830
Mecca
Worship this, mudslimes.

>>60979798
Put more heart into it, you'll never surpass Australia at this rate.

>>60979830
I think east coast

>>60979866
>>60979897
>Giving them a new space rock to worship

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>>60979830
Please be the middle east or somewhere in africa.
Mecca I hope.

>>60980060
That's what the guy has in his models in the video

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>>60979486
>meteor
>ever hitting us
Fucking faggot kill yourself

>>60979947
You're a bit retarded aren't you?

http://www.universetoday.com/100021/laser-blasting-system-could-blow-up-big-asteroids/

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>>60979486
>russia and china ups the ante on orbital defence
>likely preparing to defend their part of the continent
>the entirety of the west is in some kind of chaos
>nobody is focusing on anything except muh guns and sand/niggers

>mfw the west is going to get rekt while china and russia conquers the world

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>>60979866
>>60979877
>>60980111
TX68 confirmed to crash on Mecca.

>BPEarthWatch

This guy's been claiming for years that every large near Earth asteroid will hit us and he's been wrong every time. Stop giving him attention.

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>>60980272
Holy shit its happening, meme magic will certainly see it through now

>>60979486
Current estimate is that it will hit somewhere around middle east... (sarcasm as there isn't good estimate how close it will go as last publication showed it going pass earth between 25km to 1.5 Lightday.)

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>>60979486
>One that was 20 meters hit Russia in 1908 and it was like a large bomb going off.

>Tunguska event
>asteroid

bluepill detected

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>>60980477
noice

>>60980469
He didn't claim one was going to hit just that it's in the uncertainty of its orbit to hit the earth

>>60980679
Current NASA estimate is 99.99999959% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

>>60980111
Smacking africa would be a waste of a good civ destroyer.

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>>60979486
>An imminent celestial body impact on Earth.

I wouldn't worry about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyiYYz1NyKc

>>60980730
Right as they start the earth defense system

>>60980469
Murphy's Law, nigger.

Just closed Lucifer's hammer. Thanks op

>>60979486
What's the probability for it to fall on the refugee camp in Calais?

>>60979703
Starting to notice a trend, eh? ;)

>>60979486
>The combined chances of an impact with the Earth are 1 in 244 million.
Get fucked OP

>>60980765
I need /x/ to fuck off

>>60979486
the one that hit russia 2 years ago was 20 meters across. the tsukunga asteroid in 1908 was estimated to be about 60m

>>60979486
It's got like a 75% chance of landing in water

>>60981048
Poonch-key has done some research.

>>60979830

I hope it skips across the Mediterranean and shuts down any migrant routes.

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>>60981079
>black knight satellite
>paranormal

>>60981335
I'd love to see a tsunami hitting Palestine/Israel/Syria, to be honest.

>>60980765
>black knight satellite
>spoopy scary ancient alium technology

>reality; it's fabric.

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>>60979486
it'll be fine.

>>60979486
>a large bomb

well that's a retarded description. Large in what context? A large IED would rattle a few windows and a large air raid bomb will level a building or a Nuclear bomb is on another level still.

in other words, op talking shit, nothing will happen

>>60979798
> Still not able to harvest 100% of the Earth resources.
> Type 2 civ
Yeah, right, we're not even type 1 yet.

>>60981739

>meteor hits
>just starts on islam part 2 electric boogaloo.

fuck this gay earth

>>60981739
averagegermanvacation.jpg

>>60980501
U right sry, was obviously a micro black hole sent by reptilians to dominate media and give birth to tumblr.

>>60981739
I guess the one inside the cube aint big enough HUE

>>60979486
>It's 50 meters across
That's nice. Let me know when it's a kilometer or two across.

>>60979486
I hope it hits Sweden tbph

>>60979486

>hit russia

no, it burst before impact

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>>60979486
Close asteroid will be close
>"The closest we've ever seen"
I have hear that a million times niggerfaggot OP.

Stop with this.
Wake me when it's actually happening and something is going down for real.
Until then, go back to your baseless fear mongering and prophecising, Negrodamus.

>>60979830
by my luck its probably gonna hit the nevada desert or vegas its self. Lol we win the jack pot too end millions of lives.

>>60979618
One can hope...

>>60979486

>180 feet across

>happening

kill yourself

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>>60979866
Dubs

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>>60983991
>991
I'll see myself out

>>60980087

>islam wins again and again
>tfw on track for Dune being right

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2013tx68.html

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>>60979486

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>>60979486

>50m

It will burn up in the atmosphere at worse, you need something KMs long to cause damage.

Also... Pic related.

As long as it doesn't hit your continent, you will be safe. You will even get to enjoy hearing the loud world wide boom. There will be more colorful sunsets from all the dust and smoke in the air.

We can only hope it does the Western World a favor, by hitting in place in Asia not Russia, Mexico, or Africa.

>>60980215
but anon by definition meteors are rocks already in our atmosphere

stupid burgers

>>60984248
So that means all the Jews are going to another planet, right?

>>60979486

>50 meters across

lol 20 meters across was the Russian one in 2013 not in 1908 you stupid fuck.

>>60979486
We can meme magic this lads

>No risk of an earth impact in 2016
Wow its fucking nothing

if it happens near me i'll livesteam the happening

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>>60980272
>>60980477
FUCK
U
C
K

>>60980223
>could

>>60985559
Who stole? >>60985555

>>60980215
it's basically statistically inevitable

>>60979486
If its gonna hit europe, hit germany, france etc. There where the refugee camps are. A sign from god i hope.

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>yfw they found out it'd hit syria and that's why they're pushing this retarded immigration shit on you

>>60981048
The chances of winning a lottery is about the same or lower. Every week people win it. Its bound to happen some time.

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>Mfw it hits Yellowstone

>>60984507
I witnessed the birth of that image earlier :3

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>>60986082
D E V I L I S H

>>60980258
what

Allahu Rockbar

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2017-09-28.99 10.85 4.35e+00 2.262 0.11215 1.40e+06 3.8e-09 1.43e+00 -7.08 0

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2013tx68.html

It's not coming back until 2017, comrades.

m8..

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so i ran a simulation and set it to the same size and launched it at the same speed listed on

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/


you do NOT want to be near ground zero when this fucker hits.

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>>60986923
>These results were computed on Sep 19, 2015
>OPs guy has updates from Jan 2, 2016

>>60979830
If dubz mecca.

Get.

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>>60987331

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>>60987331
will shitposting cease to exist?

>>60979486
hope it wipes out all the cucksbois in germany

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>>60987378
what size of nuke would be this big?

>>60987459

18 to 25 Tsar Bomba at full 100 mT detonation.

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>>60987433
they will live. gonna try a water impact. see if any tsunamis form.

speed is set to launch at 14 km/s but changes for some reason. relative shit.


the aussies will live. i think...

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>>60987570

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>>60987570
Debris would reach space.


i sped it up too fast. but this shit goes up and comes back down and hits the Earth again like a scattergun

should i aim for Israel next?

>>60987661
It's not going to happen so don't bother.

Do yellow stone

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>>60987570
I love this game

Hoping it hits somewhere in southern portion of the Red Sea, or the north Persian Gulf.

>>60979486
>One that was 20 meters hit Russia in 1908 and it was like a large bomb going off.
actually it was 60 meters the moment it hit earth, 50 meters would probably be a fart by the time it pass the atmosphere unless it has some tough structure/core

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>>60988039
>>60988384

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>>60987661
I shot mar's moon Phobos at israel and here are the results.

>>60980060
fuck that,

west coast

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>>60988755
I am in the process of making a new earth as well.
i play god in this alot

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>>60980923

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almost 3km extra of delta V inputted into the earth from a mercury collision holy fuck

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>>60988906
Alan doesent like it when people are off by one syllable

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>>60989175

>>60981739
HIT THE BOX

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>>60989175

its fun watching this in real time

>>60979830
Rolling to see if Mecca catches an asteroid.

>>60979486
thanks sweet comet
destroy this shitty planet and me
now we summon the comet to give us a visit

TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US
TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US
TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US
TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US TX68 PLEASE VISIT US

>>60979830
I'm betting Pacific Ocean

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>>60989267
>>60989267
Actually I tested with this simulator many things. For instance, I have very conservative friends who say earth's moon couldnt have been formed by a mars size impact with ancient earth, yet only after 2 or 3 shots, I was able to get a perfectly stable object to orbit earth. It wasnt as far away as the moon but it still worked.

>>60989479

You're going to have to pray to a much more powerful being than TX68 if you want Earth destroyed.

>>60979486
>Asteroid Smashes into NASA Headquarters
>US Space program permanently ruined by a fucking rock.

>>60979486
>meteorite hits LA
>suddenly Cali turns red

>>60989615
Maybe it hits me right on the head

>>60979830
Russia.

>>60980215
>planets and moons are struck all the fucking time
>the observable landscapes of every body in our solar system are more pockmarked than a pizza faced teenager.
>surely we'll never be hit again.

The air blast will arrive approximately 3.03 seconds after impact.
Peak Overpressure: 4.17e+06 Pa = 41.7 bars = 591 psi
Max wind velocity: 1620 m/s = 3630 mph
Sound Intensity: 132 dB (Dangerously Loud)
Damage Description:


Multistory wall-bearing buildings will collapse.

Wood frame buildings will almost completely collapse.

Multistory steel-framed office-type buildings will suffer extreme frame distortion, incipient collapse.

Highway truss bridges will collapse.

Highway girder bridges will collapse.

Glass windows will shatter.

Cars and trucks will be largely displaced and grossly distorted and will require rebuilding before use.

Up to 90 percent of trees blown down; remainder stripped of branches and leaves.


used a web simulator to get a better look at the effects

>>60989547
nice. also. with a big enough black hole. it seems to pull objects in faster than the speed of light. bug probably.

>yfw it's a giant bacon-wrapped meteor that hits mecca

>>60989798
http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/cgi-bin/crater.cgi?dist=0&diam=50&pdens=8000&pdens_select=0&vel=14.4&theta=90&tdens=2500&tdens_select=0

link. someone tweak if they can get it more accurate.

if doubles usa is hit

>>60980223
That laser blasting system is cool and all. Too bad we don't have one.

Wiki gives odds of impact 1:244,000,000

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>>60989798
made an earth mass black hole and it glitches the game when i get too close.
>8mm

Hopefully it hits Mecca.
>Pic related

>>60979830

Stupid mudshits in Mecca would just worship the asteroid and crater.

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>>60990060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJHFxCYUjI

JPL says no chance of impact in 2016, september 2017 is the first real chance for it to hit. Sorry to bust another bubble pol.

Energy before atmospheric entry: 5.13 x 10^16 Joules = 1.23 x 10^1 MegaTons TNT

The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth during the last 4 billion years is 2.2 x 10^3 years


...bigger than any nuke we ever made...

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>>60989834
Insha'Allah

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I feel like this would be one hell of a way to go.

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Here's to hoping it hits Mecca during Ramadan .
<------this

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>>60990390
apparently Sol isnt destined for Supernova or Black Holery.

just Super red giant phase then fizzling away as a dwarf star.


could move to mars though

It'll probably hit water.

The guy should have done some models on what would happen if it created a tsunami.

>>60990340
No it's not, that's only 12.3 megatons.

Tsar Bomba was 50 megatons.

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>>60987331
>that incredible mass for a 50 meter object
LOL

>>60990795
Lots and lots of kinetic energy.
BOOM

>>60990795
yeah. i think it changes accordingly if you change values.

but you always got to spawn a random one and then change its values.


but then again. relativistic mass, faster the object. the more mass it gets.

>>60989793
It is fucking scary how little is actually being done to safemark the Earth from asteroids.
Like, seriously so fucking little.
We have a duty to the future of this planet to ensure it even survives.

Even full-on supervolcano eruptions won't kill off everything, most of them have calmed down and weakened considerably.
Yellowstone will, at best, wipe out most of middle America only and make the rest of the land hard to live on and depend on constant exports for a period since a stupid number of farms will be wiped out.
It will cause an extended winter.
Nothing we haven't already been through several times in our species lifetime.

An ice age, we have survived it before when we were, relatively speaking, fucking retard monkeys.
We are more than capable of surviving one now.
2-3 billion people will still likely die though.
Mostly those at the north and south regions, the middle equator regions will be fine.

A full-on crazy ass super virus will not wipe us all out. Biology isn't that infectious.

Nuclear war will not wipe out everything either. Nukes are fucking "weak", they are not like your Hollywood nukes. We barely have enough to blanket developed world CITIES and important areas, never mind villages, developing and underdeveloped nations.
Nuclear fallout is fucking trivial to survive. Most damaging shit is gone entirely by 5 weeks, and at the worst with shit nukes, 5 months.
Nuclear reactors failing is what is dangerous, not nukes. Nukes are as clean as a hospital in comparison.

Asteroids (or aliens or catastrophic failure of the sun) are the only things capable of wiping us out entirely.
We never even spotted the russian meteor that exploded a couple years back.
We can barely spot things around that size but they can still do serious damage if they hit the right area.

Getting a full on asteroid prevention program started as soon as fucking possible should be focus number 1 for the entire human race as a species.

>>60990047
Better chance than winning the powerball, but still not that good.

>>60990795
Do you even comprehend what are things such as volume and density?

An asteroid of that size could easily be even heavier.

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>>60990758
The impact-generated tsunami wave arrives approximately 19.8 hours after impact.
Tsunami wave amplitude is less than 10 cm at your location

not a lot i guess...

>>60991100
What do you think an asteroid is made of senpai?

>>60991009
There's plenty of safeguards from asteroids.

The most commonly cited method is to launch an object that's big enough to pull it out of its original trajectory.

Not collide, but just glide past it momentarily so as to change its orbit.

>>60991009
Boson Bombs.


the big brother of Nukes

More dangerously, we may fabricate weapons which would take away mass from our massive-bodies (living and non-living both) and destroy everything without (atomic) explosion! Such a weapon would be qualitatively higher in the capacity to destroy ourselves than today’s atomic bomb. It would be the MOST dangerous weapon! Humanity is not wise enough today to handle such a weapon.

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>>60991100
>volume and density

One Finn per 2.6 square kilometers of personal space?

>>60991009
There is only so much we can do at current level of technology. If system one does have our name on it. I would imagine world governments would work to keep a lid on it right up until the last moment if only to avoid trouble amongst the sheep

>>60991100
Volume doesn't come into play when you know it's diameter.

>>60979486
If you're talking about the Tunguska event, the meteor never hit the surface. There was no crater.

>>60979486
Alright so 2/3 of the Earth is covered in water. So that's a 1 in 3 shot that it hits land.
That 1/3 is made up of 57 268 900 square miles. Within that area, only 3 distinct areas can be classified as civilized.
Europe: 3.931 million mi2
USA: 3.806 million mi2
Russia: 6.602 million mi2
Roughly, this rounds out to about 15 million square miles.

So, there's a 74% chance that if it hits land, it will destroy nothing of value.

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>>60991631
i like those odds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEvHtyokG8A


"we win gracie"

>>60987331
50 meters cubed of pure gold would have a mass of around 2.4 billion kg.

>>60981559
Holy shit.
the world would be a better place

>>60991631
Fuck your math

ITS LE HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS REAL THIS TIME!!!!11

>>60979798
Nope. Still a type 1 on th kardashev scale. We'll never make it to type 2

>>60992007
Tsunami wave amplitude is between: 4.5 meters ( = 14.8 feet) and 25.7 meters ( = 84.2 feet).


is this a good enough tsunami?


10km off shore.

>>60979830
Smart money is always on water.

>>60991251
Yeah but gravity tractors need to be done quite a long time before an impact.
If we spotted a dangerous rock incoming too late, gravity tractors can't really be used.

>>60991332
We could create some dangerous shit in the future.

Just imagine a bomb that converted all mass in a region to energy. Instantly everything would fly away at light speed in every direction, causing such a fucking huge explosion.
The more we learn about Higgs, it could possibly be done.
But equally, it could also be used against asteroids and make it fire in some other direction.
Oh god, imagine turning an asteroid in to a massive fucking group of waves like that.
It would be like a massive death ray, a directed shitastrophe of an explosion if all that EM hit a surface.

>>60991436
Thing is, the only thing holding is back is lack of cooperation and care.
We could mine a fucking mountain and send its mass to space, but too many whiny cunts and lack of funding is the only thing stopping it.

We could be walking on Mars right now, just lack of funding prevents it.

This is why all space agencies should get in to the energy sector so they can convert water to fuel cheaply and not need to care about those massive prices.
Go one better and make your launch pads in Africa at the deserts, free solar power to convert water to fuel.
Good, re-usable rocket will launch shit up regularly from a space port.
Mini military to prevent sandnigs from shitting things up.
Congratulations, you are now in space.

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>>60979830
Ocean.

>>60979486
>Not knowing BPEarthwatch is a shill
GTFO underage b&

Who Stargazing Live here?

Russian craptastrophe is being talked about now as well as impacts.

1. You wont get a warning
2. You wont spot it no matter how hard you try
3. You wont be safe from it anywhere no matter how rich you are

Goddam I cant wait for this to happen

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>>60992802
it is only 50 m...

which one are you talking about...

>>60992802
Yes we will get a warning. Probably only a few hours/day before it happen to minimize the mass killing and rape and stealing.

Yes you can spot it. You think there's a bunch of green suit sitting there with binocular 24/7 watching the sky? You think the most important captor on a telescope in orbit is it's optic? Literally bitch please.

Yes you can. And just to trow more oil on the fire, SAND is an incredible natural ballistic shielding. Just the hole deep enough with a good mile of sand over it. I guarantee you nothing will reach it.

>>60992134
Depends on different variables of the sea bed.
Could potentially double or triple the height or it could negate the effects

>>60985977
yeah well. There are also Milions of People playing it aren't there?

>lrn2statistics

>>60982116
It was an experiment with an artifact of the precursor race, faget. Everyone knows this since 2011.

>>60987437
I hope this too
> be in NRW
I am not gonna make it.

I'm actually hoping ocean, the tsunami will kill more shitskins than a land strike.

The uncertainty is enough to include the possibility of Earth being hit. There's also the possibility of smaller debris from the same body hitting Earth.

However remember that the area of uncertainty is massive compared to Earth; even though it is likely to pass within this specific zone, only a handful of possible trajectories actually cause it to pass close enough to bend towards the planet for a strike.

So it's possible but still not as likely as it passing by harmlessly.

Of note; the Russian impact mentioned here was itself the result of a small chunk of a much larger body passing within 1AU or so of the planet previously.

>>60979830
In your mom's dinner plate

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Asteroidchan is coming for Merkel.

>>60995732
GOOD FUCKING LUCK ASTEROID-CHAN

So who is drawing asteroidchan?

Make her fat and steamy.

>>60992250
that's not how higgs works

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>>60996234
>Make her fat

No.

Totally make Astroidchan an Amazon Goddess.

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>>60979486
whatever

>>60996784
/co/ why don't fuck back off to your Frankfurt board of shit genderbending everything.

>>60979486
It's huge
They're bringing crime, drugs, and are rapists

>>60979486
pls fall on mecca

>>60991906
>gold is useless
>mfw

>>60979830
rolling for Antarctica

>>60979830
London

>>60979486
>It was like a Tsar bomb going off
ftfy

>>60996965

The fuck is /co/?

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>>60979830
Meme magic for Mecca

>>60997290
Please please please, crossing my fingers

>>60980501
drop us a morsel of a red pill then, why dont ya

>>60994742
>experiment
care to provide a little bit more info? why 2011?

>>60996284
The Higgs gives mass.

Preventing Higgs from doing its job would lead to mass becoming waves.

How it would be done is up for debate, if it is even possible.
Given what we know about the universe, whatever controls the acceleration of the universe could possibly be used to interrupt higgs by shooting it out and preventing it from interacting with particles that it normally should do, making it a zero mass particle.

>>60997569

yes.

meme magic the asteroid right into that black fucking box

>>60979830
some ocean.
or siberia

asteroids love siberia

>>60979830
We can meme this thing into fucking Mecca

>>60994664

and there are infinite possible earths so it happens if there's a chance

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>>60979486

>yfw it hits the middle east

>>60980111
confirmed

I live on the east coast of Florida. One of my biggest phobias is a tsunami. Asteroid pls go elsewhere

How big of a tsunami it will cause if it hit's the ocean?

>>60979798

We have a type I communications system (internet) but that's it. Still at 0 level.

>>60998297
Why is that Lapras so fucking smug?

>>60981739
What is isnside that shit? I've found only some 3D animations. Is anthrax or jet fuel inside? Tll me, please!

>>60998506
That's your worst fear?
In Florida? An artificial landscape built over a swap that has regularly swallowed up roads and partial bits of buildings?

>>60979486
No one really knows what caused the 1908 incident. It's all a guess. Yeah asteroid is the most logical but no one really knows the size.

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>>60991009
WHEN desu

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>>60999608
A hypercube.

Only one man can save us.

>>60999677
Never. We are stuck here.

>>60999621

That's part of my fear of Tsunamis. A relatively small one could probably cross all of Florida easily. Slow flooding isn't a fear because I can just pack up and leave. But it takes about 5 hours for me to just hit the Georgia border so a tsunami threat with a congested highway is basically a guaranteed horrible death. I'd probably just commit suicide desu

>>60998506
A strike on Mecca would not cause a tsunami. Just sayin'.
Wreck-a da Mecca, meme magic.

>>60979866
>>60979897
>>60989834
>>60990546
>>60997569
>>60981739
>meteor wipes out Mecca
>muslim leaders interpret this as being a sign from Allah that they were punished for not being devoted enough
>a brand new, far more radical sect of Islam appears overnight
>new Super Mecca built in the crater of the old one

The asteroid has a poorly determined orbit and often makes close approaches to Earth, and should make one such approach sometime between March 3 and March 8, 2016. While the nominal (best fit) orbit suggests that it will pass 1.3 LD from the Earth, it may pass as close as 0.061 LD (23,600 km) to Earth or 0.032 LD (12,200 km) to the Moon—although not using the same orbit. It may also pass as far away as 0.1 AU (15,000,000 km; 9,300,000 mi) in 2016.[1] But there is no risk of an Earth impact in 2016.[2]

Panic averted

>>60979486
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2013tx68.html

Nasa says there is no risk of it hitting earth.

>>60999621
Hurricanes are biggest problem desu.

>>60981788
>equivalent to 10-15 megatons of tnt

Source: Wikipedia

>>60991009
Don't worry about it Britbro, we landed a probe on a comet so we have the technology to go hollywood on any asteroid coming our way.

>>60979830
pls be Germany

>>61000129
ty movin on

>>60979830
Please be mecca!

>>60999799

Most Tsunamis have an hour + warning. Have an RSS feed or an app send notifications to your phone, if a tsunami is coming go steal a boat and drive into the ocean and you'll be okay

>>61000324

Hurricanes aren't that bad desu. I've been through so many tropical storms and hurricanes. Our houses have to be built to withstand them. They're extremely loud though, but standing in the eye of the storm with absolutely no wind and seeing the storm in its entirety is pretty awe inspiring

>>60987570
Is this universe simulator 2?

I think we have one of these threads every year. Never gets old, huh, happening fags?

>>60999608
It's an alien brain that instantly converts you into a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHkvYPCBRo

>>61001541
The happening happens 2-10 times a week

>>60979486


p equals 4.1e-09, nigger

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

>>60979486
>50 meters
>huge

Husain Bolt runs 100 meters in less that 10 seconds. Too small. Tremendously small! Pathetic!

How infected am I with Trumpiosis?

>>61001035
>Tsunami
>Drive a boat into the ocean

Seems the most smart thing you could do if you were clinically brain dead

>>61001935
His father gave him small asteroid of 1 million meters.

>>61002066

That would work if there was an Earthquake because the wave isn't created until the ground forces the energy upward and makes a wave. But yeah, a big ass rock hitting the ocean would immediately create a big ass wave so that's suicide

>>60984523
Wow so it is actually going to hit us? How do we know it doesn't release some sort of contagion when it breaks up on collision? Might be Wormwood nigga.

/pol/ showing it's still retarded when it comes to anything scientific.
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2013tx68.html

>>61001852
>giving the knife to the woman

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

Object
Name Close
Approach
Date CA
Distance*
(AU) CA
Distance*
(LD) Estimated
Diameter** H
(mag) Relative
Velocity
(km/s)

(2013 TX68) 2016-Mar-05 0.0034 1.3 23 m - 52 m 25.3 14.44

CA Distance = 1.3 lunar distances.

FAAAARRRR

>>61002834

Don't bring facts into this, Malaysia.

>>60979703
So much this.

>2016. Getting your news from Fooltube

>>60992406
This is an obvious shoop. The world isn't half water dumbass.

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>>60999799
That's why you should buy a bitching ass boat and live in the water.
Your home can be anywhere now.

Tsunami comes, aHA, fuck you tsunami Dan, this boat is also a submarine.
Am submergan.

Man, I would love to buy a boat though.
I'd rather design and build one than buy one.
Obviously I would research best materials and shit.
I like designing compact, efficient space saving designs for all sorts of stuff, including homes and room designs. (architecture would have been my 2nd route in life if the computer shit never worked out)

Going to build myself a storage island in my room to store all the shit I like doing, each will have a large storage space for bins, containers, some drawers and shit.
Electronics, art, gaming, reading, my collection of dragon dildos, among other things.
Will be able to move it around as I need access to certain things, but mostly it will just be sat up against a corner. Good for some exercise and makes much better use, plus it will look nice as fuck yo.
It will basically be 3 separate things, a set of drawers, a 3-tier wide cabinet, all stuck on a base with wheels. (the cabinet doesn't open up like that though, I just drew it like that to show all 3 storage sides)
Nothing to do with anything. I drew a face in the hanging plant pots.

>>61000668
Bruce Willising it won't really work well.
The best hope we have for nearby is lasing it with a stupidly powerful laser or directed sunlight to burn the surface to cause blow-off to make it move. (or even stop it and make a new moon, lazy space mining heyo)

>>60979830
Memecca

>>60979798
Stop trying you syrup nigger

>>61001068
I was in Orlando in 2003-4, when a big one came through. Wind was about 100 mph and most trees were uprooted. Lots of roofs damaged, some even collapsed because of trees. We had no power for about a week. Had to sleep in middle of the day because it was so hot and humid, my shirts were completely drenched in sweat just sitting around. Only good thing was taking a cold shower in the evening (at least the water worked). On the coast, some places got flooded, but nothing as bad as New Orleans.

>>61002515
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DPRK IS FAGGOT?

Get the fuck out britcuck

>>61002066
Most animals tend to run for higher ground when they sense a tsunami coming. I don't know how they can tell, but if you see a bunch of animals running for the hills, probably means you should too..
I guess birds have it easy though. Maybe get yourself a bigass quadcopter or something...