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> We used to rule the world
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"no"
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Why does England look so rich and sophisticated,
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Yeah, the English never ruled anyone, for they themselves were ruled at home by an effete, ineffectual royal family they never had the balls to overthrow.
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>>60032614
We won all the important ones
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This pic would mean nothing if it wasn't for the chill guy casually stretching out in the road having a pint.

Also the guy who retweeted the pic to make it more famous wrote an entire article yesterday gloating about his power to make things go viral. What a twat
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>>60032559
Things could've gone a different way, but your grandparents chose this.
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>>60032614
>counting the Napoleonic wars as 6 wars, all wins
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>>60032897
Like Hundread Year Wars you're right
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>>60032985
Sh-shut up baka
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>>60032559
lmao this shit looks like a romantic high art painting. So much action, so many interesting faces. Except you know, degenerate.
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>>60032559
WAKE ME UP
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What do the French think about the Auld Alliance?
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>>60032559
might as well enjoy being able to get pissed while you can bongfriends
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>>60032559
I think the greatest asset the British have is the police women that are short cute blonde chicks.
Seriously. Tell me they're not fucking everywhere. There's one right there.
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>>60032559

I'd get into a fight over that slag on the right easy.
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>>60033091
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>60033542
SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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L I T E R A L L Y don't care any more, in fact the worse it gets the better.

We need this country to collapse as soon as possible.
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>>60032559

>Manly men getting in drunken brawls over women

>Implying that's not the way it is supposed to be.
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>>60032559
Theres 4 police, why are there not 8 dead people, look theres even some blacks, oh wait, its not the USA
'murike, fuck no
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
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>>60032559
Looks ok to me, except for the chimps looking at the qt officer
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>>60032559
how many 'firearms officers' in this picture?

how many closed circuit television cameras?
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>>60033699
THEY WON'T TAKE OUR CUTE BLOND POLICE WOMEN
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>>60033561
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>WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIATTT
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i want to see that black man fucking that slut in pink.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y

Thread theme for you britcuks
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>>60033813
Shoo, you cuckold fag
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>>60033561
kek
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>>60033846
no, u
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>>60033813

Too bad that real life isn't like your cuckold porn and in OP's picture you can clearly see how much of a bitch your average black male is.
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>>60033918
At least I'm not so pathetic that I enjoy things being taken from me
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>>60032614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

also many of these wars had such nebulous rewards for winning

you won a war limiting our ownership over some property in france?

also American revolutionary war was not sincerely sought by the British, even without the french helping, it was costing us a lot to mantain for little gain at the time especially because they became uppity niggers about tea tax. but the king could have handled it better

I can't think of a single thing of note the french have gained by winning a war
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>>60032559
you know the same shit happened in victorian times with the exception of the police who would be kicking the drunks as opposed to handcuffing them
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>>60033561
Beautiful. God's real gift to man, alcoholism.
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>>60032559
Now alcohol rules them. Well, you can always say no to this degenerate life style.
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>>60033978
>>60033928
i am girl actually
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>>60034142
There are no girls on the internet, faggot
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>>60032559
Commoners ruled nothing
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>>60034185
I wouldn't want to marry girls who post gore on 4chan.
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>>60034142
>i am girl
>preferred gender
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>>60032559
RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
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>>60034238
I wouldn't want to marry girls who think waving the chick card changes things.
Let alone a girl who posts on here
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>>60034142

What does that have to do with my comment? It still stands. Blacks are overcompensating bitchbois, everyone knows that.
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>>60034326
it does, you neckbeardo. thats why we started to prefer black man. because they care about us and going towards us.
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>>60034385
eeeh, 7/10
I almost took the b8 then.
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>>60032559

When you have no political power and your economy has been hollowed out and your cities filled with foreigners and under the bludgeoning of an oppressive surveillance state

Alcoholism

Woot woot, Alocohol! Makes everything fun! Sexy fun, Woot! Alcohol feels good, mate! Alochol, makes the slags look good! Alcohol the bedrock of society! Alcohol culture, great! Smart people drink Alcohol! Etc.
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>>60034326
All traps think they are girls, but you won't like the taste, it's too salty.
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>>60033813
>>60034142
kurva zkurvená
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>>60034385

I legitimately hope you get raped by a HIV+ Somalian with a microdick and thrown into a ditch, whether you're baiting or not ;)
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>>60034531
come on dude. COMEONE
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>>60032559
>>60033542
Its Dave Spikey, sure of it, he's from manchester isnt he
pic related
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>>60034451
Nice projecting there because America is the same. Only thing is your media doesn't try to shame you into changing

Americans are quite happy eating and drinking heavily after all
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>>60034620

I used to know an east-yuro chick that burned coal one time. Apparently the guy was a very big guy, who turned out to have the tiniest penis, couldn't sex for shit, and also gave her AIDS. After the bants from her non-coal-burning friends, she committed suicide.

Top kek!
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>>60034825
SURE THING! but acording to stats its still higher chance for black to have bigger D then u. also i dont want to end up in basement with 50 children, like you austrians do. so fck off subhuman, i go only for real men.
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>>60035021

According to what stats? Some niggers self-reporting their size in Somalia? Or the cuck pornos where black dudes use fake dicks? Hahaha.

Seriously, enjoy your AIDS m'lady.
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>>60035021
I don't understand females who choose men based on cock size alone.

A bloke wouldn't have a relationship with someone because they had big tits if their face was still a 3/10.
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>>60035021
Literally b8
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>>60032559
wake me up
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>>60035171
Most British blokes only get a gf so they can shag more often

That's why the girls here are such fucking harpies, I had to move to London and snag myself a foreign (white) qt
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>>60033037

Top fucking kek it really does, doesn't it?
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>>60035171

Cuck-virgins are pretty good at coming up with reasons for not getting laid.

Since pornos are all they watch, they have a massive obsession with dicks.

18 cm here and most girls I've been with have told me to take it easy at some point, because it was actually hurting them.
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>>60033561
kek
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>>60035422
>making up stories
18 cm is pretty pathetic senpai
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>>60034035
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
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>>60035483

Don't you have a black 20 inch dildo to shove up your ass, little cuckboy?
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>>60033813
Drž hubu kurvo.

>>60034142
Yeah, you sure are. Kurvo.
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>>60035600
your mom is kurva ty píčo
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>>60033561
kek

I like that 'God''s trousers are buckling exposing his thigh

fucking sloppy deity
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>>60035483
This damage control.
Pretty sure people's dicks in the U.K are pretty big too.
Coming from a guy with 7 inch. (17.78cm)
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>>60035757
Takovej hovnosrk tu bude dělat kovbojky. Nedělej nám tu ostudu ty smetáku.
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>>60035871
>>60035578
literally "muh dick" ,, le mao. /pol/ everyone. hipocrisy.
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>>60032559
You are right, slaves in the streets and women dressing inappropriately.
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>>60035903
tvuj táta je smeták
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>>60035757

Go outside and at least TRY to get laid, you silly permavirgin.

Unless you're a gypsy who's angry at white guys stealing all the women from all races.

In that case neck yourself, since it won't get any better for you ;)
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>>60035871
>he thinks length matters
Unless you got girth to back that up, your long dick ain't shit

My dick is as thick as a fat cucumber and pleases women 100% of the time
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>>60035936
No. We've both proven that white guys do indeed have big dicks.
But you're right faggot.
Dindus have the big cocks.
m-master race.
Enjoy it, coal burner. You'll be beaten till you vomit blood, and then you'll regret it, lmao.
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>>60032559
>tfw Manc
>tfw weird sense of shame and pride at the same time
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>>60036041
only anglo scum can fall for such obvious b8,. i didnt even had to try to ruse the shit out of 3 inbred anglos and some subhuman australian.
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>>60036112
At first I thought you were baiting, but since you were so determined on shitposting, I thought I'd humour you.
You're still a fag, cuckoo.
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>>60036021

I bet it's unappealing as fuck though. I don't have to ask for blowjobs, do you?

>>60036112

You were called out the instant you posted and told to fuck off and get AIDS. Who did you ruse exactly, newfriend?
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>>60036189
i let you know i am /b/ veteran when b was still good sometimes and not only shemale posting. who do you think you are calling newfig you subhuman garbage.
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>>60036112
That some metashitposting, kurvo.
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>>60036263

> b-veteran

Back to reddit, please.
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>>60032559
Would seas rise when you gave the word?

also
>well street
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>>60036333
i literally never visited reddit.
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>>60036333
you are getting triggered rly easy. is it because jammals are running free around your cucked country? too bad faggot.
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>>60036406

Shhhh, just go back to reddit, mr micropenis ;)
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>>60036406
You should. It would suit you, Mr /b/ Veteran
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>>60036459
i am still a girl tho
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>>60036466
ty ty friend,
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>>60036189
I get sex instead of blowjobs. In a choice of one or the other, bjs are totally pointless

Enjoy risking herpes with your bjs tho senpai, you know it can be transmitted orally right
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>>60033037
It's like a bloody Rembrandt.
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>>60035021
>pretending to be a girl
Kill yourself, fag.
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>>60036486

Back to reddit, mrs micropenis /b/veteran cuckposting virgin, you'll love it ;)

>>60036517

> he's never been in a long term with a hottie that blows him all the time and lets him cum inside

You and your cucumber are missing out. Then again you're the one who's only pulling slags with more STDs than you have hairs on your ass.
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britbongs how do you feel about the fact that without any doubt your grandchildren will be muslims?
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>>60036743
ï am from s4s actually
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>>60036743
Sex is infinitely more satisfying senpai

Nice projecting about those slags, I was thinking more about your third world country. Got to be more careful in those cases eh

>a-and she l-lets me cum inside
Woah what a big achievement lmao
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>>60036834
Changes literally nothing, Mr Veteran
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>>60032559
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>60032614
>American war of independence
>Counting Napoleonic wars as seven wars

hoo boy that is some reaching right there, pierre
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>>60036861

I've probably banged my first gf more times than you've had sex ever. And you're trying to banter me about how "sex feels", you condom-cuckold?
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>>60036893
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>>60037014
>>60036861
lol these 2 subhumans still fighting because i rused them. epic retards.
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>>60033690
Fuck off Ireland, Kindly an Ulster Scot
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>>60037014
>had to get a gf to laid laid more than twice a year
L M A O

Austrian getting mad the only thing his country can do is start WW2 and produce a guy who locked his daughter in his basement

>>60037126
Czech my dubs
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>>60036983
Fuck off Randy
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>>60037178
Off by one, mate.
DROPPED
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>>60037227
>>60037178
garbage posters
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>>60036827
>ecuador

how does it feel that you won't have grandchildren because they will be killed by drug gangs?
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>>60037178

> his bants include counting the lays per year

Now I'm pretty sure that it's you who gets laid less than 5 times a year (on your lucky year)

The point of getting a gf is fucking them 20 times a week, surprising you don't know that Le "Sex feels good" Guy.

Hell, even when I hookup, it usually ends up being a crazy weekend where you stop counting the "times", and go into days.

Step up, fatboy ))
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>>60037283
Says the country that did nothing of worth but get invaded by Hitler
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>>60037283
Says the shitposting veteran
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>>60037445
THE FIRE RISES
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>>60037361
>drug gangs
that's Culombia m8 (well the flags are nearly the same so I dont blame you)
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>>60037445
>being this butthurt that he has to 'prove himself'
lel Australians
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>>60037465
>>60037520
http://www.jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/The_Czech_Conspiracy-George_Lane_Fox-Pitt_Rivers-1938-102pgs-POL.pdf
nobody knows about this, keep it in secret. but we are literally more powerfull then kikes.
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>>60034746

>Nice projecting there because America is the same. Only thing is your media doesn't try to shame you into changing

"Projecting"... pretending to be a psychologist? Or just an overly sensitive cunt?

Its a matter of degree I suppose. Yes America has a drunk culture, but not as bad.

>Americans are quite happy eating and drinking heavily after all

Our fat people who are otherwise respectable citizens don't spread out in the street like this guy daring unarmed cops to arrest him.

They get in their cars and drive hammered until they are rolled over in a ditch bleeding from the face.
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>>60037675
>fat people are respectable citizens
Some obese fuck on a scooter with fat dripping off the side isn't respectable in any way shape or form
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>>60037631

> he can actually count how many times he's had sex per year
> he's never pulled a girl that you don't want to ditch the first thing in the morning
> he's never had chicks beg him to stay and fuck for days

You're pretty much on permavirgin level from where I'm standing, bud. Pic related, my ex from last autumn. 4 months of fucking, probably more sex than you've ever had.
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>>60032559

I wish people wouldn't spit out chewing gum everywhere. It's disgusting.
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>>60037813
tfw you wont see this sexy girl getting spit roasted by 2 hung black men. why even live
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>>60032559
The same shit happened during the height of Empire. The English have been killing their livers for centuries.
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>>60037906

> he's still trying after getting shat on

I doubt you'll be seeing much of sexy girls in general, my cuck-veteran ))
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>>60038035
>>60038035
oh nvm u fcked that up by posting her face. disgusting. is that a trap?
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>>60037757

Our obese people do not ride scooters, in fact practically no one rides scooters in America, they are too fat.

They ride giant loud Harleys and in gigantic oversized vehicles they call "rigs"
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>>60037813
>all this projecting
>thinks having a picture of a girl is impressive
>all this fantasy posting
top kek

>he thinks 4 months even counts as an ex
LOL
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>>60033542
>>60033561
10/10 good job
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>>60038088

So not only are you a cuckposter, you're a homo who sees traps everywhere?

Truly a /b/veteran, sorry for ever doubting you.

Now please, go to reddit already.
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>>60038184
>>60038184
wow you are a tough guy. want to be my bf?
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>>60037445
>>60037813

you are so pathetic, you actually judge yourself as somehow more of a man because sluts open their legs for you?

You worship pussy like it is some sort of god. You are a beta cuck and I would never take your lead or follow you anywhere.
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>>60034142

lies

every czech bitch are prostitutes in germany by now
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>>60038497
no, her face looked quite ok in first pick thx to angle, but on these other picks she is obviously skelington face with visible bones in face. rly unattractive. sry.
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>>60038511
impressive digits.
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>>60038504
you'll be the bottom

>>60038497
that girl is ugly, even for British standards
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>>60038184

I bet you don't have a SINGLE pic a girl sent you. Not a single one.

Probably has something to do with the fact that you fuck drunk whales.

>>60038511

Sex is fun, my angry friend. I'm having more fun than you. Probably look better than you as well, but then again you're a fucking Australian lmao.
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>>60038512
you are mistakin czech prostitutes with ISIS terrorists. anyway, how is kolín doin. I heard that 50-70 girls got literally molested by arabs, while german "men" are ok with it. epic my friend.
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>>60038019

It has been literally years or decades after the fact has been established that alcohol is literally the worst thing you can do to your body and mind.

I live in a place where weed is commonly obtained. Weed doesn't do this to people. Your country is fucked in the head to ban weed and then supply everyone with the message that alcohol is central to your society.

We know this because the story of England is all about the "pubs" and having a pint, etc. and whatever. Its just this marriage between stupidity and alcohol and social culture that results in people's faces looking like they had birth defects and a population too physically and mentally poisoned to realize their whole country is being taken over by autocratic prats.

A stiff upper lip and a floppy schlong, sucks to be you mate
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>>60033561
I shall make this my facebook cover photo, thanks anon
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>>60038704
pub culture used to be about you hitting up the local with people from your town and community

alcohol "culture" in the UK now is clubbing and binge drinking

like everything else it is a watered down, bastardised version of what it once was
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>>60038704
why is amerishit posting in my thread.
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>>60038645
Holy fuck this cuck is so mad

Why would I save clothed pics of girls I've been with? I have nothing to prove so I don't need to save them to show to my m8s. Most of them have no idea how many women I've fucked because its not even a big deal

Though for you, sex is serious business and what your entire self esteem rides on huh
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>>60038704
Weed makes you into an autist conspiratard.
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>>60032614
Looks like it was down to Scotland to fix Englands shit once again.
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>>60032559
where people being extra drunk fuck last year or what?

also blame WW1 for killing off most good men.
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>>60038945

How do /b/veterans refrain from hanging themselves? That virgin-lyfe must get pretty tough, no?

>>60038987

You've been backpedaling so much, I'm surprised you haven't fallen out of your cuckshed window desu
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>>60039087
>cant stop using "virginity" as insult.
impressive. you are rly proud man arent you my little friend.
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>>60039238
wait a minute, you sound like a 17 yr old american whore. le mao
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>>60039087
Literally cannot handle the banter

What would happen if an Australian came to school his Austrian cousin
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>>60032559
Seen this thread twice before and on /b/
And soon UK will be on the same tier for alcoholics as Australia and New Zealand, if it isn't already.
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>>60039238

Come on, newfriend. I'm really happy about your shemale and cuckposting days, but if you don't know that the best way to banter a sadcase like you is pointing out they don't have sex, then I must ask you to go back to reddit.

Take that cucumber-guy with, thank you ;)
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>>60039308
man, i am living right next to them. they are still blocking roads because of 15 yrs old nuclear plant. you cant find more butthurth nation then them. butthurth is their fuel
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>>60039349
thats not banter tho
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>>60039035
>Weed makes you into an autist conspiratard.

Um, no, a defective education, lack of awareness, and cognitive skills make you an autist conspiritard.

Also forgot to mention, any religious indoctrination/training/belief at any age but particularly in combination with the above.
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>>60038704
Pub culture is dying out, 30 years ago this town had 12 pubs, now there are three left.

Weed is okay but it just gives me a headache.
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>>60039308

Are you illiterate? You, your condom promotions, and literally counting the times you've gotten laid per year have been bantered to shit, at this point I'm just sitting here laughing at you.

Seriously, go look over your comments, bahahaha!

>>60039398

Fuck off, virgin.
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>>60032559
Mfw the two black guys by the lamp post have looks on their faces like, "white people, every time".
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>>60032559
>dozens of normal people mill about
>2 inbred genetic underclass scum roll around on floor

meh.
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>>60039474
no you
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>>60039431
>Religion makes you an autistic conspiratard

Wow. How could it be possible to fedora neckbeard harder than this?
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>>60038945

Chezch-threads about britbongs are now Ameri-threads about britbongs
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>>60038497
>bragging on a anonymous Laotian basket weaving forum
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>>60039308

Hello, guys my name is Simon Microchode.

Here are the things I believe in:

> bjs are totally pointless
> condom sex is infinitely more satisfying than sex without condoms/blowjobs
> cumming inside girls is not an achievement and is totally boring

If you're like me and get literally get laid 2 times a year, please upboat my post and I'll give you some tips on how to land a one night stand with a drunk whale.

G'day mates!
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>>60039474
>typing out bahahaha
This guy gonna explode lmao
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>>60039798
hello guys my name is Adolf Hitler
I am butthurth all the time
t. adolf hitler
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>>60039842
I can just imagine Hitler shitposting

>I m-might have lost ze war but at least I get l-laid in mein bunker vith mein qt fraulein
>;_;
>*bang*
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>>60039598
>Religion makes you an autistic conspiratard
>Wow. How could it be possible to fedora neckbeard harder than this?

Its not true that religion is basically the conspiracy theory that God and Satan exist and are fighting for control of my (and everyones) soul?

Never prouder to be an athiest. Go scare some little kids.
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>>60039975

I can just imagine the disgust on that chick's face that scarred your forever. No wonder you think bjs are pointless, she probably couldn't find the point on your chode and bantered you about it.
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>>60040172
I can just imagine your forehead visibly sweating with anger as you continue to respond lol
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>>60040253
no dude, he is lmaoing hard.
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>>60040304
Those aren't the posts of a cool and collected shitposter, he's genuinely mad and thinks I care about anything he posts lmao
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American man is right, if you're not a member of the teetotaller master race then you're contributing to societal decline
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>>60040253

> get shat on after trying to show off, by superior showing off
> backpedal all over the place
> h-h-he's so mad, ha ha

Seriously though, I tip all of my fedoras just for your "sex is superior" lines. Thanks for the laughs, Chodeboi )))
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>>60040463
Shit like this is why I come here
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>>60040463
>)))
Are you a slav
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>>60040463
:)))))
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>>60040402

Now he "doesn't" care, oh lawd can this get any better.

I'm starting to think you're a virgin as well tbqh, the backpedaling and the compensation is just too real.

I mean, compared TO ME, you're deffo some backwater clown who gets virtually no action.
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> all the people in this thread not understanding the banter

its what our societies built on
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>>60040463
>t-thanks for the l-laughs
Austrian soooooo mad

I was about to say go do something typically Austrian but I have no idea what your lame country even does, you guys are just like Germany's retarded little brother

>>60040659
>this post
Please, don't stop posting ever
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>>60040864

> he's still going for country bants after he and his little tormenter got specifically singled out

N O A C T I O N
O
A
C
T
I
O
N
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>>60041006
this was always banter for me

you played yourself senpai
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>>60041075
At this point, this is basically a battle of
"who is the least mad"
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>>60041075

> dudes are talking about dicks
> GUYS I HAVE A SHORT CUCUMBER DICK
> I bet no-one even sees that cucumber, lmao fuck off chodeboi
> WELL BLOWJOBS ARE BAD AND SEX IS SUPURIOR I HAVE SEX
> Dude, I bet you count your lays on one hand and can't hold a gf
> IT WAS ALWAYS BANTER, YOUR COUNTRY SUXXX!!
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>>60041146
tfw i started it all with cuck posting. >>60033813
that australian is rly a faggot.
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>>60033037

So true
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>>60032614

France, I'm sorry, but your Empire was pretty much all niggers.
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>>60033561

AHHHHHHHHH /pol/ DELIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>60033561

I never save

I mean, I never, never fucking save

But saved.
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"You're face to face, with the man who sold the world."
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>>60037813
Real men make money and fuck prostitutes.

All the old greats who built this world knew women were worthless.

Even Einstein compared a womans companionship to that of a Dog.

Go bury your face in pussy your worthless lump of matter, it's the only thing you'll achieve.

I'm going back to my studies for my Engineering job. I make enough money to fuck hookers who make your girl in your pic look disgusting.
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>>60042098

Lonely...

Simon's so lonely....

He needs somebooody...

But he's all alone...

Ooooh, Simon's so lonely...

He is so lonely...

But he'll be an engi...

And get stabbed by a pimp...

(refrain)
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>>60032559
Why are the streets so brightly lit? Is that just the flash?
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>>60034035
TEA GOES IN SEA
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its been a while since ive read something as autistic as the work of art of this austrian fella

there should be an age check on this website, 21+ only
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>>60037126
>>60037094
>>60037283
>>60037658
>>60037906
>>60038088
>>60038504
>>60039398
>>60039363
>>60039521
>>60040634
>>60041351
Fucking czech retardery, pierdol się kurwa.
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>tfw from Bolton
Send help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
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>>60033690
Nice
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>>60033626
agrede
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>>60042601

High taxes well spent senpai
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>>60032559
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>>60045194
its too late :(
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>>60032559
you realise these people are all peasants? just like 99.99% of the people who post on here? if we were to be transported 200-500 years back in time the same shit would be happening on the dirt road with drunkards.
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>>60032559
>>60034451

No. More like, same old same old.
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>>60032614
Don't worry, Frenchbro; the people who matter - that is, the people who actually read fucking books and don't just watch TV all day - prefer the French land of culture to the English land of bankers and kikes.
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>>60032559

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Oh oh oh oh ohh oh [x5]

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
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>>60032658
>Black in the background

you poor brainwashed fuck.

also they have a lot of money so of course infrastructure is going to look good.
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>>60046302

>land of niggs, fatasses and sjws
>having a say
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>>60046864
Because it's not like you have all of it and also some total libcucks?
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>>60032559
Thats pretty sad senpai
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