>2016 >Still falling for the bearded jew Facts about

>>60017855
Here senpai, take this (You)

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>>60017855
>facts about beards
the fuck m8?

beardlet detected

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>>60017885
>false fact
>have given citations and data
Bearded degenerate spotted. Make sure to wash the fecal matter before you sleep, okay?

>>60017855

Must suck not having a good gene pool. Is that right OP?

I agree shit is disgusting, plus shaving feels so damn good.

>>60017995
yeah, having to cover up a weak jaw with a beard is truly pathetic

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>>60017855
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>unhygienic
So can anything be if you don't wash it
>unprofessional
So is your pot belly and double chin
>danger in the battlefield
Spent 8 years as a CCT, 3 of those with a beard. Never died.
>women hate them
Lmao women love beards.

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>>60017855
>shave that shit off your face anon!!!
>get a haircut
>get a job
>do u think the food on ur plate is free?
>do you think it you can mooch of society forever?
>hurr durr I'm a talking clock

yes, yes I do think I can get away with it forever.

It's pretty warm though. Also, I'm not gonna let popular opinion dictate how I become /comfy/ in the cold. Especially when my employer is ok with it.

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mustache master race

>>60018194
>qatar
>spent 8 years in combat
>with a beard

i hope the NSA is monitoring this thread

I can picture all of you bearded faggots who go around high fiving other bearded faggots saying EPIC BEARD BRO LOL LET'S PLAY LORD OF THE RINGS

beards polarize women, they're either disgusted or dripping wet for it. if getting quick sex is what you want, then beards will help

>>60018215
funny thing is in the scheme of things, shaving your face is the fad.

>>60017855
Why should I do anything women like

>>60018295
only beardlets talk about other guys beards. i think you child face idiots are gay

>>60017855
I was in a sauna with a hairy guy once. Dude smelt dank

>>60017855

10/10 OP, make this thread at a better time and you will surely get 100+ replies

>not having a beard

ELGI SCUM

>>60017855

>They are unhygenic[1]
>They are unprofessional,good luck getting hired at a bank with one!
>Beards are a serious detriment in combat, hell the US army doesn't even allow beards![2]
>Is a facet of modern day gay/hipster culture[3]
>WOMEN HATE HATE HATE THEM[4]

1. As unhygienic as anything you do not wash, just like your hair.
2. Depends on workplace
3. Not at all, the us and most armies don't allow beards because of hygiene, as they cant trust the foot soldiers who are the bottom of the barrel to wash themselves. Most special forces are allowed to wear whatever beard they want.
4. A fad. They come and go. If you are always going to change yourself according to whatever fashion is popular in groups you do not like, might as well not have any personality at all.
5. Pure opinion. Women fucking love them, and they hate them, depends on who you ask.

Also nice /pol/ thread.

>>60017855
>baaaawwwww i can't grow a beard ;____;

it's the same shit as when manlets are making fun of "lanklets"

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>>60018355
Nah my smooth face is sexy as fuark pham
>Anon how do you get your face so smooth? TEEHEE
>Why with the Schick Quatro of course! ;)

>>60018261
Not Uncommon for Veterans to work for government contractors in Qutar.

>>60017982
>http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/beard-bacteria-survey-compares-facial-hair-fecal-matter-article-1.2210318
basically says cleaning your beard keeps it clean, why not go full shaved scalp for cleanliness

>>60018418
nice center of gravity there beanpole

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>Beards
>Not the best thing ever
have a load of this faggot

The same people that say beards are unhygienic are probably the same that say circumcision is good.

i.e. They're filthy savages that don't know how to clean themselves.

Facial hair is extraordinarily pro-White.

Mine won't even grow

>>60018425
>things that never happened

I have eczema on my face so having a beard just causes my face to constantly itch. I would probably have one if not for that.

>>60017855
My local bank manager has a beard.
Check mate babyface

>>60018491
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

>>60018491
Clearly this man has a horrible beard unkempt and only grows where his jawline would be.

>>60018666
oh shit, it's the Cum Doctor!

>>60018310
I can't keep up with what fads are. I just go by the seasons and what my employer thinks. Summer 2015 I was a clean faced lad and did okay but when the first cold front hit I stopped haircuts and shaving. Now some folks in Austin think I'm counterculture but apparently that's not the case because I didn't leave a mustache. Trust me if I could grow a nice handle bar I would but my facial hair growth is a deterrent to cold fronts. When they're done I'll most likely go baby face again.

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>>60018703
>>60018850
Also in case anyone doesn't know where it's from

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OP just mad because he can't grow a beard. Stop eating GMO products and drinking fluoride water and then maybe your body will be healthy enough to grow something.

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>>60018982
I wonder if he's still alive

>>60018869
that's what i do most of the time. i'll usually start growing my beard in the fall, and cut it when it starts getting hot around mid spring.

beardlets are just mad as fuck they don't have the option to be bearded or clean shaven at will. women love a nice soft beard. they also love seeing your face after it's been covered for a few months. beardlets will never know these feels

Mine's pretty bad when it grows, kynda mudslime looking.

But yeah keepin it short looks pretty good and supplies my shitty chin

>>60018425
The many bladed Jew.

>60017855

>They are unhygenic[1]
There's this stuff called soap. Also, that "study" was proven flawed to begin with.
>They are unprofessional,good luck getting hired at a bank with one!
Implying I want to work for the banking jew. I run my own company.
>Beards are a serious detriment in combat, hell the US army doesn't even allow beards![2]
I suppose that's why almost every member in the US special operations command has one. The only plausible argument here is the sealing of gas masks. Even then, when was the last nbc attack?
>Is a facet of modern day gay/hipster culture[3]
Meh. They're just trying to show they have testosterone, otherwise they'd just be confused with women.
>>WOMEN HATE HATE HATE THEM[4]
You are so so misinformed, my friend...
>Their is NO JUSTIFIABLE REASON to wear a beard in 2016. It's unprofessional, unhygenic, and just flat out GROSS
There*


Testosterone challenged manlet who can't grow a beard detected.

I like my beard. . .. I'm lazy so I grow it to Zack galafankis level then shave clean and start over. It's a cycle

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>>60018869
>I didn't leave a mustache

>>60017855
>WOMEN HATE HATE HATE THEM

Is't this the same fucking argument you goys use to justify circumcision? That's entirely cultural. Beards come and go out of fashion all the time.

>wimminz hate beard

Come on OP, I never fucked so much pussy since i grew one. All my female friends love beards.

>>60018248
Don Frye?! Fuck yeah!

>>60018327
Yes, this is a good sentiment

Ugh, I hate making out with a guy in a beard. I've had to end a relationship over it.

POLICE THAT MUSTACHE

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>>60017855
Beards are incredibly degenerate. And it's a mere fact that 99 % of people that grow a beard don't have one as thick as this degenerate faggot in OP while sandniggers are basically half human half beard. Why you want to make them feel superior? Why you want to look like a sandnigger?

Shave it off. Fucking hipsters degenerates.

>>60017855

>being nuttier you can't grow facial hair

Poor Manlets, always so concerned about other people's better genetics it drives them crazy.

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>>60017855
>Beards are a serious detriment to combat
lol stopped reading right there

>>60020552
>look, in only two days my whole face is full of hair and I look like a white sandnigger
>my genetics are so great

>>60020674

>being ashamed of his longboats lineage

All the best German leaders even had trademark facial hair. Then again, that was a time before German men were emasculated femboys programmed only to be bred by Arab men.

>>60020498
anglos can't help it, draws attention away from their shitty faces

>>60017855
Why does my girl insist on playing with my beard then? OP is a fag as usual. Move along

>>60017855
>Beards are a serious detriment in combat, hell the US army doesn't even allow beards

lie. they enforce grooming standards as part of uniformity. they want soldiers to look professional to natives. special forces units often encourage members to grow beards of acceptable length to help conceal their faces and because muslims view beards as a status symbol. if you're not a grunt and on active deployment beards are a non issue in mostt places we are active in combat these days. thats not saying you can have a biker beard.

>>60020918
She is trying to rip it off because telling you it sucks would be too devastating for your delicate ego and your stupid face is not more important than having her bills paid.

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Not to mention beards are a typical way for ugly men to hide a weak jawline, an unmasculine feature.
Here's babyfaced manlet before beard...

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Beards can look good, if done properly

>>60020763
It basically wasn't even allowed for nazis to grow beards to not resemble monkeys. Hitler's toothbrush is hardly comparable with this nasty shit in OP.

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>>60021092
And here's the """""man""""" after beard.

wow such lumberjack very testosterone so seal team six

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>that one friend who's whole personality is his beard
>call him and his cocksuckers out on it who always spam ebin beard image macros
>"hur dur ur just jealous"

Topkek

I have a big beard and a really long hair. I work in a quite high position in a oil rafinery. My beard is clean. Everything else is unimportant, I had my beard before all this hipster bs

dear OP - stop caring. the beardfags only make it easier for us to get pussy.

see you later,

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>>60017855
>It's 2016
>I can't grow facial hair
>Everyone else who can is scum

Just another Shit Post Thread

I have long hair and growing a goatee.
Sue me fägyts.

>women hate beards
You've never spoken to a girl, I presume?

>>60021218
neckbeard detected

He who is willing to give up his beard for a woman deserves neither.

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>>60017855

Ive had a beard for almost 10 years and your butthurt about it is only making me want to keep it more.

Cry about it you feminized beta faggot, probably cant even grow the hairs between the ends of your mouth and your chin.

>>60017855
>They are unhygenic[1]
If you're a nasty bitch, yeah.
>They are unprofessional,good luck getting hired at a bank with one!
Come to California's Central Valley, they hire people with beards and tattoos over clean-looking people.
>Beards are a serious detriment in combat, hell the US army doesn't even allow beards![2]
Probably.
>Is a facet of modern day gay/hipster culture[3]
Hipster culture IS mainstream so it's the new norm.
>WOMEN HATE HATE HATE THEM
Opinion. Some women love them.

>>60017855
Thank you OP this is what i needed to hear.

Brb removing beard

>>60017855

Only one justifiable reason to have any facial hair:
Women can't.
Be a man, fuck the feminists, grow a stache or something.

>>60022346
Its the general opinion and there are many strip clubs that won't even let unshaven or poorly dressed people since the girls are so turned off by that.

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>>60017855
if only I could grow a beard, I can't get pussy, I can't get job, I can't get education, I can't even play fucking videogames good

weed makes me paranoid and drinking hasn't been fun in years

fml

>tfw you don't know what your face looks like anymore

>>60022664
>wasting your time and money in strip clubs
>wanting me to take your opinion seriously.
Pick one scrub.
I dont care what some drug addled whore who takes her clothes off for a living thinks about me or my beard.

>>60022664
only niggers and losers who can't get actual women go to strip clubs

literally who cares about a strip clubs dress code.

>>60022664
why not just buy a whore? strip clubs are waste of money

>>60017855
>getting hired at a bank with one

is working for near minimum wage really your dream?

>>60022664
Didn't know they could turn away people based on their looks.

Guess I'm doomed to not going to one in my 20's, since I have a baby face. Doubt a stripper wants to twerk on that.

>>60017855
dont feel bad you cant grow one

>>60022855
My dream is not having faggots like you shove their agenda or policy in my face.

>>60017855
>Only farce studies sponsored by shaving companies say this
>I am a practicing lawyer
>I have 300 confirmed kills in Afghanistan
>My girlfriend likes it

>>60017855
>They are unhygenic
You mean unhygienic. For something to be hygienic it's healthy, why would a natural-genetic given thing not be healthy?

If you referring to hygiene in terms of cleanliness, i have to disappoint you, being totally clean is against health.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_hypothesis
"
In medicine, the hygiene hypothesis is a hypothesis that states that a lack of early childhood exposure to infectious agents, symbiotic microorganisms (such as the gut flora or probiotics), and parasites increases susceptibility to allergic diseases by suppressing the natural development of the immune system. In particular, the lack of exposure is thought to lead to defects in the establishment of immune tolerance.
"

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>>60022787
Or people who know scrub losers who are getting married and then get kicked out of the bachelor party because of strip club dress codes.

>>60017855
What if dudes wore man-hijabs so they don't expose their beards?

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Only Jews can grow manly-tier beards.

>>60022664


More likely they don't have money you dumb cunt.

>>60023218
Jakey G is a kike?

>captcha medical plaza income tax
confirmed

>>60023427
Yes, just like his mother.

>>60017855
They're only not allowed in the US military because of how our gas masks fit. Also, if you're a military nigger, you can usually get away with not shaving because "muh nappy hair genetics".

>>60023480
You sneaky sneaky kikes.
He is no longer my favourite actor.

also
>implying he gets his beard growth genes from his mother
checkmate kike scum

>>60017855
basically this. beards are gay

>>60023610
I believe the Heeb was refering to how ones mother must be a jew for one to be a jew, according to one of their old desert nomad rules.

>>60017855
1. I have immune system you know
2. I don't work at a bank and not willing to. I will never ever work with customers due to lack of diplomacy skill
3. They don't allow beards in the army because it stucks in the helmet buckles. When and if I go to the army, I'll be shaved and cut for free.
4. So you propose me to shave just because of the fashion?
5. Not true where I live.

>>60017855

Beards are fine if you:

A) work at sea on a fishing boat or something similar. It keeps your neck warm and allows more efficient shifts.

B) playing Hagred in Harry Potter. He'd look dumb without a beard.

C) Plan to never work again and/or rich enough to not give a fuck. Proven fact that no company will hire you with a beard and most businesses actively discourage them unless a religious reason such as sikhs.

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>>60023901
Daily reminder that most nazis had beards

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>>60024248

Yanks never cease to amaze me.
A beard is a glorious manly thing that every man should wear to some extent but it has to be well groomed and maintained.
since yanks cant maintain anything this post doesnt surprise me.

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>>60024310

>>60023901
>Proven fact that no company will hire you with a beard
my company lets me have a beard.

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>>60024341

>>60017855
The only reason I'm growing one right now is because it's cold as fuck and I'm trying to not lose my face to frostbite.

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>>60024385

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>>60024331
Fag.

>>60017982
Citations for opinions? Noice

>>60017855
Femanon here, I only date men that can grow a beard.

>>60021147
Every single thing about that "man" looks artificial and pretentious as fuck.

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>>60018507
that was very informative thanks anon

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>>60024533

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>>60024551

>>60024523

you"re smart

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>>60024576

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>>60024628

>>60017855

OP confirmed for shit beard genetics

>>60017855
Women hate it? I hooked up last year with more women than I ever have in any year and I looked like a homeless dude my beard was so big.

I was not even trying to grow it just could not be bothered to shave it as my job at the time did not require it.

Women love fads, the beard is a fad. Fuck beards though, so annoying when you eat.

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>>60024523
>with a fat bank account*
>and a big dick*
>that will treat me like the useless wet hole I am just like daddy used to*
ROASTIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOOUT

>>60023870
>3. They don't allow beards in the army because it stucks in the helmet buckles.
Gives gasmasks a bad seal as well

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>>60024699

I would let my beard grow out but it comes out a reddish color and the hair on my head is dark brown so I look retarded.

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>>60024776

How can people deny they're less hygienic? Sure you can clean it but the fact remains it's just a bush in which more dirty particles and things like sweat will get in and fester.
Just get something trimmed and short if you really want to have a beard I'd say.

This was the most jewish shit I've ever read.

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>>60024808

>>60017855

Technique #3 - 'TOPIC DILUTION'

Topic dilution is not only effective in forum sliding it is also very useful in keeping the forum readers on unrelated and non-productive issues. This is a critical and useful technique to cause a 'RESOURCE BURN.' By implementing continual and non-related postings that distract and disrupt (trolling ) the forum readers they are more effectively stopped from anything of any real productivity. If the intensity of gradual dilution is intense enough, the readers will effectively stop researching and simply slip into a 'gossip mode.' In this state they can be more easily misdirected away from facts towards uninformed conjecture and opinion. The less informed they are the more effective and easy it becomes to control the entire group in the direction that you would desire the group to go in. It must be stressed that a proper assessment of the psychological capabilities and levels of education is first determined of the group to determine at what level to 'drive in the wedge.' By being too far off topic too quickly it may trigger censorship by a forum moderator.

Stop participating in these threads.

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>>60024848

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>>60024881

>>60024809
go live in a bubble

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>>60025028

>>60024946
Don't see anything wrong with having less bacteria ridden places on your body. Striving for more hygiene where possible isn't a bad thing in my book.

>that feel when weak beard genetics

Atleast I only have to shave once a week.

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>>60017855
>[1]http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/beard-bacteria-survey-compares-facial-hair-fecal-matter-article-1.2210318
>[2] http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/army/a/armygrooming_2.html
>[3]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/13/gay-men-facial-hair-_n_4440421.html
>[4]http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/women-hate-beards-men-insist-wearing-article-1.1874815

LOL

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>20 and still cant grow a beard

ill be a virgin forever

>>60025097
You dont have to, you choose to.

>>60025271
No, you'll be virgin because that attitude.

>>60017855
I hate the trendy hipsters with beards, but point #4 justifies growing one imo

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>>60025377
i pray for war everyday so i can just forget about my life

the neet life sucks, dont listen to anyone

i feel swindled, i dont even get paid for it

>>60018869

>Bearded
>No moustache

Enjoy looking like a mudslime m80

>>60017855

>work in a bank

Okay Goldstein.

>2016
>still not a neckbeard

GTFO Normal-fags!

>>60017855
Military men wore beards and mustaches from the 19th century up until WWI where they were found to interfere with the seals of gas masks.
Look at some Civil War photos sometime you cuck

>>60017855
Found the Asian

>>60024722
also they need a tat or two

>>60021147
>>60024529
the contrast between his "masculine" face and girl hands is hilarious

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>>60017855
oh you cant grow a beard?
ok.

>>60017855
The only reason to have a beard is if you have a shitty chin.

>>60025090
Why not shave all the hair on your body if you're concerned about bacteria, harmful or not?
Do you know how many bacteria live in your eyebrows?

>>60017855
>Is a facet of modern day gay/hipster culture
>WOMEN HATE HATE HATE THEM
Pick one, babyface

Lads, I can grow a semi decent beard, but it's just no thcik enough, how can I get it to grow thicker? Testosterone?

>not keeping a short beard that you trim occasionally to keep from getting unkempt and gross

Ages ago if you didn't have a beard you were not a man desu senpai.

>>60018491
looks like pubic hair

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>reminder beared alpha man is fucking OPs crush several times a week while OP is looking at himself in mirror crying ''I did what women told me to do, I shaved off my neckbeared, why are they still ignoring me ;_;, Im gonna go and make a beard hate thread on /pol/ and use these infos from clockbait sites

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>>60017855
instead of writing all this you could have just written:
>i cant grow a beard

if you're scared of bacteria in beards, just wait until you find out what's under people's fingernails.

Christ, you have an immune system for a reason.

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>>60025700
A hell of a lot less than a beard?

>just got back from my hairdresser, now it's time to suck my boyfriends cock, tomorrow I'm getting a pedicure
>beard Jew
>ie. refusing to pay for an unnecessary service.

Nice job misusing the Jew meme, friendo.

Also
>implying we all are pussies with no immune system due to HIV
>implying you haven't contradicted yourself by using Jew as an insult then implying you'd want to work at a bank
>implying anybody cares what cannon fodder thinks (the Australian armed forces allow them)
>trying to go against what's fashionable is literally the definition of being a hipster
>caring about the opinions of women
>implying bearded people couldn't just shave, but at least they can grow one
>implying this isn't obvious fox and grape.

Nice job, cucklord.

>>60025467
There are plenty of active wars why don't you just go and join one of them.
lazy fatass

>>60026020
>Don't see anything wrong with having less bacteria ridden places on your body.
Doesn't matter. There's still some icky bacteria there. Shave them!

>>60026025
subhuman faggot, go kill yourself you genetic dead-end

I hope you get aids.

>>60026097
i wouldn't spend my life for a country that isn't America

>>60017855
Except the more feminine women in my country are at least okay with them. MILFs seem to love them from experiences we've shared at bars with m8s.
Your sources are all tabloid shit. Use actual studies next time.

Nice dubs though.

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>beards
been there done that.

>>60026693
noice breh

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>remove a major symbol of your masculinity goyim, women hate them!

>>60018300
This is the truth of it. Some women are only sexually attracted to me with facial hair. Some only if clean shaven.

>>60025589
>Japan
>no real army
>can't grow proper beards
who's the real cuck here

>>60019647
Tits or GTFO