Is the hatred of Australians on this board just a meme gone too far?
Or do people genuinely despise us and want to nuke us off the map?
There are some occasional posts that are relevant.
But the majority of your nations posts are utterly worthless drivel, and Im at a point where I ignore almost all Ausposts.
You've taken it too far. The shit-posting isn't funny or ironic. Its just annoying and crass.
I used to like Aussies till /pol/.
Now I just think you're all cunts. No wonder you always get in fights at bars when you're travelling.
They never contribute anything but bantz
>I can't keep up with them
I talked to some aussies and New Zealand guys on voice chat on CSGO a few days ago
They all seemed either very polite in classic english fashion or brash and over the top with humor which I definitely appreciate
just seemed like normal guys, not too different from Americans
i mean we all speak the same language so we got that going for us
No one hates ausfailians. We just know you're all shitposter.
Thats one for sure. It makes me sad actually. I've stopped calling out Aussies on their bullshit. Its just a nation with so much potential to let itself be consumed by pettiness is heartbreaking.
Also you guys need to stop referring to your athletes as "heroes"
And the woman. Trainwrecks. Tragic indeed.
TYPICAL AUSFAILIAN /POL/ POSTER
It's just cultural differences, mate!
Bantz is fine but you fuckers go over the top advocating gun control faggotry.
And stop with the negro dick pics.
I always think of Straya as a bizzaro wild west. Where you can freely massacre roos out next to that big abbo rock.
And then I remember you don't have guns and have to challenge the joeys to a wrestling match on top of the rock.
No no no I am half oz, half leb, and no I don't care what happens to this cunt, let it get taken over by China for all I care, nigga i'll rejoice
You cunts are geologically isolated living in a fantasy world with no real problems so you complain about trivial shit. There are either hipster cucks in the city or absolute illiterate bogan filth elsewhere.
Its no wonder you are shit posters.
Ill take your bait son:
No, fuck that. These fucking people bust their ass to find to work and study here becuase they know the oppurtunities and pay available to them in this country far exceed anything they can get beyond a fucking call centre job in their toilet of a country. What do they do? they fucking act superiour and talk about how shit this place is and hang out with their own kind then wonder why no one accepts them and everyone here laughs at them behind their backs and even to their face.
Someone can move to USA who carries extreme views on Islam and decide to spit in the face of a soldier doing their shopping or go on a shoot out but nah its "cultural differences bro" so you should give them a break..You UN-patriotic cunt. Shame!
There's nothing wrong with 'Straya and 'strayians except the abos.
I've met a few aussies and they were all good folk.
But srsly, you guys should tone down the shitposting.
My pet hate is Indian taxi drivers who whisper into their phone the whole time. Who are they talking to and what are they talking about? also Indians trying to haggle in chain shops and Indians stinking generally.
>Someone can move to USA who carries extreme views on Islam and decide to spit in the face of a soldier doing their shopping
Very specific claim you made there. What exact situation are you referencing?
Maybe calling relatives back home? but even then, what could they possibly talk about for hours and hours on end. I notice this with plenty of ethnics but Indians especially
>tfw finally have fibre internet
>can never ever move house for fear of moving back to slow as shit ADSL
none of you faggots took any notice until lord cuck had a little rant
What's the matter mate?
I thought it was a joke.
I thought it was a meme.
"Surely Australians can't be that bad", I told myself.
But jesus fuck they were right. /pol/ was right.
Australians are literally shitposting personified as a people.
I should have realized this when an Australian girl I know told me that every single Australian man is a prick and she would rather have an online relationship. Fucking hell.
Australians are cancer.
D is for doodoo, it goes into the loo
E is for everyone who looks and laughs at you
S is for shitting, something we all do
I is for india. who cannot into loo
G is for going, which soon we'll all have to
N is for normal people who can go to the loo
A is for arse, through which our shit must come
T is for toilet paper, india uses none
E is for evil smells, the humour of the neets
D is for designated indian shitting streets
Like we fucken' give a shit?
We don't get into fights anywhere but America and chinga land. Chinks are disgusting cunts and Americans just can't handle the bants.
>Bringing up Kevin Rudd c-uckholding day
Aussies are the last real niggas left. Crazy bants, ability to handle bantz, see world falling apart but sit back drinking fosters and attwmpting.yet failing to kill emus. I love Aussies GOD FUCKN SPEED M8.
>try to make a normal, serious post
>opinion discarded as shitposting because of my flag
>have to resort to violently shitposting in order to get (You)s
I feel like the prime example of what liberals mean when they say "don't treat muslims badly or they'll radicalize and kill you". You created me /pol/, now you have to live with it.
Poor murkins just don't understand it. As evident from the video. When we realise that you don't understand we fuck around with you even more.
Struth mate. Hope you gave the cunt who done it what for.
Not into gay shit m8 but perhaps I can buy us fosters for the foreseeable future. Also I will hunt abbos and bring guns for us. We can print our own ammo and you can teach me the bantz. Together we can make Australia great again.
No he and mate copped a few and then the second guy ran up and hit him from behind which knocked him out and crack when he hit the ground
Then window was smashed when bouncers tried to detain them and that was it, then the cops and ambulance came.
But no one knew it was too serious then.
Maoris are niggers. Poor bastard didn't deserve to die like that.
The abuse on his page is bretty good.
>But only if you're already circumcised.
He's American, of course he is.
The media takes any chance to mention 'coward punch' but this looks like he got blindsided while dealing with someone else.
Probably because journalists don't get in fights much and there's some agenda on about people dying in fights all the time, the media seems hell bent on making the killers look like low scum instead of badasses.
>Horrible putrid problems
>Thinks that means he knows about shit
People from Zimbabwe would post exactly what you just posted, but about you.
We have standards, that doesn't make us an isolated fantasy land, dickhead.
The thing about us poor Aussies, is that we're little kids sitting at the grownup table.
We're only 200 years old. There were literally zero cities before that. None. There wasn't any fucking agriculture prior to 1788.
We are so fucking desperate for some sort of cultural identity, that we will latch onto shitposting and embrace it full force.
Noone I know says "cunt" to eachother regularly. Yet online, Aussies makes out like it's every 2nd word.
The people posting online aren't the bogans of Dandenong or Redfern or fucking Ipswich. They're nerdy educated types. Still with the Aussie characteristic of "give a fuck, dickhead," but you can see them hamming it up for online cred.
And of course, now more than ever, people are shilling hard for some sort of Aussie identity, because we're overrun with Chinese and Indians, who, although pretty damn great at integrating, are also backed by thousand year old cultures that we just can't compete with when outnumbered.
Just don't understand the thinking. I've been on plenty of drunken nights out and never, not once have I thought "let's go and bash some random cunt"
And if you know you get a bit punchy on the drink, and you choose to drink anyway you should be lynched.
Where would we be without you Aussie shitposters? You would be missed
There's always a few groups of fucks who are just deliberately trying to start shit with people. They get kicked out of places and then just hang around outside and hassle people.
I grew up in QLD bro. Got half my family up there and yeah, they're bogan as.
But yeah, I live in Melbourne now, you're right. I would bet a slab that none of my bogan family are on 4chan (even though they would all agree with everything said).
Anyway my point stands. The intense Aussie shitposting is just symptomatic of how fucking desperate so many cunts are to get SOME sort of online identity for Australia. People eat that shit up. It makes them feel like there country is relevant. What else are we good for? Getting shit for the Emu War (never forget)?
So I don't blame the shitposting faggots.
Nah you misunderstand.
Just about every young guy who goes to jail for being stupid (that's pretty much all you go to jail for btw) thinks it means he's tough and masculine. They end up with lawyers, caseworkers, public servants checking on them, they feel like they are stars of some kind.
"Yeah i killed a guy in a fight when i was 21..." is the sort of stupid shit they talk when they are 35 and got Jesus, trying to make it sound like they are wise and have seen some shit and are hard.
The opposite is true: fuckwits like this are nobodies who are a menace and a drain, they've usually seen no life and have no way to forge a masculine identity except by being 'tough' or a criminal.
The agenda is to make them be seen as fuckin losers.
USA bicentennial was only 1976, ours was 1988. They had boundless green all across the continent to exploit, we got a giant flat biscuit of iron, aluminium and uranium.
Aussie identity has been an insecure talking point since Federation and before, remember, you're working for the mining industry, or you just languish here, like a newsagent on an oil rig. That's why the talented still split as soon as they can.
They can't beat us in any competition that isn't based on faggot ice and fairy snow.
Things you will never have to worry about.
I bet you've probably never even seen a real life foreskin in all your days have you? probably in changing rooms etc it would be 100% circ.
I hate you for your faggot shitposting about hate speech and that shit, I love you for your general shitposting in all other regards.
Theres more good than bad really, but youre one of the worst when it comes to crying about faggots and telling Americans they dont need guns.
I have because I'm uncircumcised, my parents are immigrants from Montenegro.
Yeah, lots of conflict and stories before then, but they also have this whole corny thing about defining moments, royalty, pioneers and epic wins by good guys. It's all cheesy shit but it lets them think of themselves as exceptional and awesome.
You can't sell Aussies the same crap so all we have is Gallipoli, which a lot of smart people objected to being seen as important at all. We have the same population as greater New York but a crazy concentration of sport, science and industrial knowledge, we teach land warfare to the US Army in Darwin and we export motorcycle parts to Harley Davidson. The list of Aussie discoveries and inventions is mad, coming from such a tiny group, but the schools are infested with this gay program of feminist white guilt stuff because all the right wing pricks get jobs in business and don't educate.
Sorry for rant, but Aussies don't even know who they are sometimes, all we have left is this "Get fucked cunt"stuff from the 15 to 20 set.
It's a meme.
But a lot of aussies play along with the meme by funposting excessively. I don't see why so many people seem to get buttflustered by it, I find you cunts somewhat amusing.
I certainly don't hate you aussfags. I served a couple tours in Afghanistan with some of you fucks. Some tough motherfuckers they were. Brothers each and everyone. I would take a bullet for any of you Steve Erwins
Africans cant afford google.
>implying gypsies and analbanians are montengrin
>implying they arent subhuman
missing two crucial elements
one is pic related
and the other is a beer
y'all heard about this nigger
suck shit to him
suck shit so hard
Stop being so insultive to our culture Sweden, don't they teach you how to be inclusive and progressive in between watching refugees being 'welcomed' by your girlfriends?
>asking what foreskin type
but yeah 5s and 6s are normal here
YES I'M WHITE! SLAVS ARE WHITE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF THE COUNTRY NAME!
daily reminder montenegro is the little brother of serbia
The fact is we:
-Live in the future
-Have the most interesting wildlife
-Have the sexiest English native accents (Russians can make an argument for best non-native though)
-Are responsible for buying America the time it needed to win the Pacific theatre WWII
-Are the best nation in sports per capita on the planet except for a couple of irrelevant countries
-Are fewer in number than Brits, Cannucks and Yanks therefore a more elite club
-Are responsible for all the things we've done, AND all the things New Zealand pretends it's done.
The jealousy is so fucking strong that /pol/ unleashes its insecurities on us. Just like they release their insecurities about women, Arabs and cuckold porn.
Also, our sense of humour is pretty deadpan so we poes law the fuck out of them routinely.
Yeah this is right on the money
>hamming it up
This is exactly what's going on.
Also I just wanted to mention the figure of the Larrikin
Which is like shitposting: the folk figure
I was taught about the Larrikin in Grade 4.
never change australia
Our women sound like a chainsaw starting up. Our entire accent has spawned from not articulating any "vowel-like" consonants (e.g. r words).
With that said though:
>needs new way to shitpost on the go
Iggy, Kath & Kim gave our ladies a bad rap but generally speaking the accent is pretty fucking hot. You can be definitively Aussie without going full bogan.
IMO the next best native English accent is the Southern Belle, but we got the winner.
I love aussies,you guys are the best! Good bants as always
What's he done? There's this one Moari in south Brisbane who steals womens clothing, posts them for sale in local classifieds with a photo of him in the clothes and then he robs prospective buyers.
I have NEVER seen an Aussie make a single contributing post. It is always a shitpost. Every single time.
Canadians are catching up though.
If I were a mod, Australia would be permabanned. Without question.
why contriboot to this bizzare little clusterfuck of a site?? you cunts lead the way in bizzarity we all sit back and laugh at how strange you are.